Gf 2026 edition
kai cenat beefing with white speed in the middle of ishowspeed double stream snipe
>>218733039ok spaedo
>>218733004stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board
Oh aye x
>>218733066drink bleach
first picture ever taken on a camera phone1997
>>218733004mad how she goes for 'everybody but white men'>>218732948mad how she fucked a... you know
>>218733073why are cuckposting on a sunday morning you freak
>>218733073>mad how she fucked a... you knowno i don'twhat happened?
no more gay shit for me. it's women and good tranners from here on out
genuinely excited for the next fablethey had me at the chicken kicking
Who the hell are yoy supposed to be xI'm Wengeance xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGZdoD7gYnE
agen, france in 1877
>>218733096love the belle epoque me
>>218733096that's around my parts :/fuck off
>>218733090not the proper context but i want to introduce this pic into the /brit/ gimmicksystem for when it arrives
>>218733084believe me i do not say this with joy in my wordsand you are one to talk>>218733085she got on one of her grim streams and spoke about itshe was disappointed that he was smalllol
>>218733084Why aren’t you edging to bbc porn rn?
>>218733115why?
>>218733104mad that maroon 5 out of all actually held on to some relevancy
oldest photo of a human, 1838 paristhank you french people for inventing photography
>>218733140crazy how modern it looks
>>218733133still blast the occasional nelly now and thenin my air force ones and that
>>218733090it looks shite, what are you smoking
>>218733157i'm smoking your humbling in rugby
>>218733129>koonoomootaking the piss
>>218733155for me it’s ‘05 chris brown
End of an era for me xFinishing off this wooze then crashing out x
>>218733172what's the plan bigman?
>>218733190Just vile though
not allowed that
>>218733162rorke will tell me it's wrong to be attracted to this
french wrpgmong loves his wrpg's
photograph of a man born in 1745
good
rorke rejecting the use of icons yet failing to see how he makes an idol of rationalism and the human intellect
>>218733211.. you shitting on mass effect?
this is the first photo ever uploaded to the world wide web in 1992
got a preem bd off some choom earlier lads
Thoughts on Esoteric Hitlerism?
>>218733244yh...never played it to be honest. just can't be bothered with games that have too much story and dialogue
make jews ash again
>>218733254in english bruce
>>218733255*spreads my pooey hairy arsehole*
>>218733219Karma for what he said about our veterans
>>218733260we could have been friends
>>218733263Unc has never played cyberpunk oh my days
>>218733282not a good game though is it
>>218733140https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippolyte_Bayard#Self_Portrait_as_a_Drowned_Man
>>218733293Probably the best game I’ve ever played other than gta 5
>>218733244
what actually is the internethow are we all talking to each other
>>218733213https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_earliest-born_people_to_be_photographedMad to think these people would've known fellas born in the 1600s.
>218733305not even going to give you the dignity of a proper reply with shite like that
protect batarian women and children
>>218733319insane physiognomywould all be gigachads today
>>218733293it's good
>>218733306don't post batarians again
Beers tonightNo toil tomorrow you see
>>218733342
>>218733331>>218733336go ahead and try the thirdTRY IT
think i post once or twice a day at most now that i have a gf absolutely no desire to come here anymore
>>218733360not falling for that one again spaki
>>218733368Ok Adam
POO
>>218733360wish i had a gf and wasn't a schizoid mong
>>218733387Seal?
>>218733319how tf caesar live till 115 years old. what was his slave master feeding that beast
>your average brit
>>218733367posted ugly girls with tattoos that I don't like again award
Any of you lads been Kaspa’s?
get the non-athletic birds posted
haven't cried since i was probably 10 years oldis that normal
>>218733397That one is bullshit if you read his own wiki page with zero evidence for his date of birth but it's left on there cause he's a nigger and literally any notable crumb is historically important.
going fucking feral just ripped my cock clean off
>>218733219>ICE felt threatened by the storm so they started shooting into the sky
Just imagine what Ilia would have done to him
>>218733432No, been to Sprinkles though
>>218733483negative aura moment
>>218733437No
what if the internet had never been invented. what would the world be like now i wonder
>>218733437yeah its called hitting puberty
>>218733498we would all be speaking german
>>218733317cables send pulses of electricity representing 1s and 0sthey connect to network interfaces which use the ethernet standard to make sure the transmissions don't get fucked up in the processwe address packets (units of data) with the 'internet protocol' (ip), and use the transmission control protocol (tcp) to manage traffic flow for individual services like web servers and web clients (browsers)and on top of that, we use http for the request information received by the servers in order to update their databases, as well as the responses back to the client
saw hamnet last nightit was fab x
I resent everyone who is more normal than me
>>218733515have a cry x
>>218733507thank you i will now research furthereveryday's a school day x
>>218733531:)
When do we get to fight Americans?
>>218733568I'm right here, cupcake. Take a swing.
sundaynowt to do
>>218733578a wanks always a safe bet
>>218733469really wish he got ko'dhate this fucking chav so much
>>218733576Fuck, I swung and missed. You're so thin and skinny.
>>218733104Normieslop, real people bought the hottest 100 from 2005
>>218733618
a bit of gaming then i'm cleaning my floors
crow outside my window caw caw caw
Need to de-clutter but I don't have enough storage space and I don't want to get rid of everythingfeel like crying
>Asbestos found in children’s play sand sold in UKthat's rorke done then
Wake up everyone
>>218733726what so you just expect corporations to not make profit leftypol??
owl outside my window going HOOT HOOT HOOT
>>218733401LOVE ethnic girls
>>218733825this the bloke killed by ICE?
bum in my trousers going fart fart fart
>>218733829why can't I have this
having a cry wank x
I have somehow injured my shoulder blade, not a good start to the week
>>218733895here's the attention you ordered sir
>>218733895It's Sunday
having a small dick is just the fucking worst
>>218733895i doubt you've injured that bone
Mad how Britain is the only country here that allows homeschooling with no obligation to tell the state of even check that they're being given a decent education
>>218733990this should be the norm
>had to spend almost 500 quid on a new mattress and chair just so my back wouldn't leave me in agonyIt definitely helped but feel like this is a huge sign that I'm aging
making my world famous "scrambled eggs"
>>218734023Fair play never understood those people who put their dogs in the hold seems cruel as fuck I’d never do that to my dog
>>218733952one of the rhomboid tendons from looking at pictures>>218733916yes
scrambled bollocks with a side of cream of knob soup please
>>218733923think there are worse things
>>218734064Get on your knees for me now
>>218733923Really? I love my small penis
>>218734071um?
>>218734009are you literally 60
>>218734070Tell me what then?Fat?Easily fixableUgly?SurgeryHeight? Doesn’t matter if you have 10 inch cock if you care that much drop 100k on surgery
>>218734098Bizarre post all round
todays eats>breakfasttuna pasta>lunchfish burger, garlic bread>dinnerchicken and vege soup, potato wedges, a piece of toastfeel fuller than augustus gloop after eating out of the chocolate river
funny how the european news outlets have started pushing random stories about how US were getting embarrassed by finnish reserve soldiers during NATO exercises in arctic conditions and were told to take it easy because it was damaging confidenceeven if its true its just an embarrassing attempt at discrediting the most powerful military in the world, literally 'but could he do it in a cold rainy night in stoke' tier
>>218734037Quite Stylish
>>218734114>tuna for breakfastgrim>fish burgergrim>with garlic breadgrim to the power of 10>chicken souponly normal thing you've eaten>with potato wedgesok nevermind
>>218734114Get on your fucking knees boy
>>218734092i was sleeping in a really fucked up mattress. it was sagging in the middle and felt like a hammockalso had a shit ancient office chair that felt like sitting on concrete
>had to spend almost 500oh no! Think I lose that much every week down the sofa
>>218734115we're entering a whole new era of very cringe europhilia
>>218734156
>>218734009How old are you
>>21873424745
the battle station as it were
bought a nice new frying pan
>>218734217you're a mong if you're not uncomfortable with spending that much on anything
WHY IS NO ONE BUYING MY FUCKING IPAD ON EBAY!!!!!!!
>>218734253wtf never heard of tom and jerry doing willy wonka
>>218734291What will you fry in it?
>>21873424732
>>218734304Spaff fritters and smeg rolls are
>>218734115They didn't claim that Finland could win a war with the US, just that it would be incredibly difficult and would require a lot of losses
>>218734299I'll buy it!! not really haha
>>218734304lots of things. not eggs though. got a separate pan i only do eggs in. the non-stick lasts forever if you only do eggs.
>>218734303yeah mate, bit of a comfort movie. something quite whimsical about a cat and a mouse meeting willy wonka haha and they hit each other, the naughty tom bad man want to eat the small jerry who is cheeky and gets the better over him
>>218734328Dunno what your point is? Who said they said that?
>>218734299sold a futon on ebay and it took a month and a half of relistings and knocking money off to get it gone
Mel C still got it like
>the non-stickOmds
going to get drunk at lunchtime today
>>218734367Built like a 14 year old boy
Had one drink last night and I've got a headache this morning
actually, the weird thing about the tom and jerry movies is that theyll often work together and be friends but at any given minute one of them might lash out, the prexisting dynamic of cat and mouse adds a lot of tension and im not sure how intentional that is
>>218734380and you've got the maturity of a 14 year old boy!!!!
>>218734373grow up
Wet and mis out
>>218734387Dry January!!
why are people acting like it matters that the US have been exposed as incapable of fighting in arctic conditions? its not the early 1900s anymore i highly doubt invasions are even necessary when you have the capacity to destroy places from long range instead
>>218734406I pretty much live off 2-3 units a month on average. Think I'll pass on dry january if it's alright with you
>>218734422Alchie can't last a month
looking for summer jobs in europe ready for when my irish passport arrives, corrrr the freedom
>>218734416>why are people acting like it matterseveryone is stupid and you're the only smart one
blacks have small willies
>>2187344161. bombing a country to the ground is counter productive when you want to seize it2. bombing a country to the ground isn't possible if the country is vast enough and has mountain ranges and underground networkseventually you need to have boots on the ground if you want to actively take control of land
sort it out
>>218734469raped
>>218734492could build an entire new build estate there
>>218734492crying out for an aldi, lidl, mcdonalds, taco bell, costa coffee and a travel lodge
>>218734497>>218734545The same people who cry about no growth in this country
>>218733305My condolences.
I'll just be leaving there here>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYx0CSgVBMw*whistles and twirls my cane in the air as I disappear into the victorian london smog*
>>218734098correct. and the worst thing is all the money in the world and all the effort in all the world cannot buy you a big willard. in a world of victims we are one of the only truly oppressed peoples.
>>218733251I'm enjoying your history of media image posts mate just fyi thought you should know
>>218734400Watch out for that alley. You know what could be in there
>>218734023You'll outrun that dog. Just keep at it!
Wonder where all the people who posted here in this sites heyday are now? Do you think they've moved onto another site and didn't tell us?
>>218734563house of the raped
India has the smallest willies and the most people. How does that work?
>>218734618Sewey-side unfortunately
>>218734618i'm still here m8 don't worry x
attached a foreskin to my existing foreskin, an ateskin
>>218734641Gang rapes
Arsenal will win today. This year, is our year. We will win the quadruple
>>218734618Wish I went on somethingawful back in the day and checked out 4chan on day one.
>>218734436im irish and dont have an irish passport i have to wait with the real britbongs and the 'gerians at the airports in europe
>>218734569ah yes the industrial powerhouse of goyslop
>>218733507Right so it's just magic
10/10 femboi but he has a Glaswegian accent
>>218734657>our>wewhat part of west africa are you from?
Me? Started on ytmnd then something awful now 4chan. I wonder what's next.
>>218734657are you the northern portugal poster from the other day? i want to know if there's anything worth doing in the north or if its just porto and fields
>>218734689Shut up
why is every board so fucking slowi hate imageboards, if i haven't left by 2026 i'm going to rope.
>>218734673why dont you have a passport lad? all i had to do was get a copy of my grandads birth certificate + marriage certificate + my dads birth certificate and my own, the entire application process for citizenship cost me like £200 and then another £100 for the passport + another £30 if you want the passport ID card as well as the actual passport
>>218734669Early 4chan seems very cringe from the screenshots I saw, like a lot of old millennial internet humour.Omg roflcopter xD 1337 And I say this as a millennial myself
Retail toilberg leaving nasty voicemails because someone phoned in sick and he wants me to cover it but I'm not answering my phone
>>218734723>Early 4chan seems very cringe
>>218734723Yep mad mongo freaks talking about 'mudkips' and shiteZoomer humor mogs
>>218734723caturday and you laugh you lose threads were more reddit than todays reddit
>>218734734i herd u liek mudkips
hehe triforce meme le troll face.jpg but who was phone walk the dinosaur ! haha
>>218734716Moderation has ruined this site. I remember boards like /v/ and /sp/ being so quick back in the day. Generals like /brit/ would genuinely reach the post limit after 30 minutes multiple times a day.
>>218734758mods and captchas killed the channels
>>218734734do a barrel roll
cockmongler will mongle ur cawk
Watching Line of Duty series.
>>218734723The good thing is you never, or extremely rarely, heard anybody say it outside of the internet. Or even on youtube. Nowadays people who spend all their time online can't go even a few sentences without injecting some meme word into conversation.
Zoomers will never know the excitement of a legit efg thread on /b/
Exciting.
how did they get words to sound so much like the thing? like 'genitals' sounds like genitals, the syllables and curvy sound of the word brings to mind jiggly bits and lose flesh to mind. If the word for genitals was 'eyelash' it just wouldn't work.
>>218734758At that pace there's too much data going into the LEA analytics processors for them to copeSlow down threads, have more time to analyse for threats
>>218733004>tfw no bri'ish gf
>>218734786Cue retards responding to this bait as each image was its own separate post and we're all like omg efg you just broke the fucking internet
>>218734796Picture willies in your mind often?
>>218734815Child ones yes
>>218734722that sounds hellish. i have a british passport it was very easy to get and i needed it quickly. i could probably get an irish one easily enough considering im from northern ireland but ive just looked it up and you need someone important to verify your application so i cant be arsed.
>>218734815bloke in the toilet could have chosen any spot to piss in but came shoulder to shoulder with me where i had no choice but to see his cock (was a nice cock tbf)
Monty Don tickets bookedGet in
Wish I were a white male in early 1950s America.
>call the kebabby>ask for battletoads>???>profit
>>218734851I wish I were black
>>218734833not hellish at all, i think i paid ~€20 for both of his documents to be printed and it didn't take to arrive. i just like the freedom it gives, can doss around europe for as long as i want and pick up random jobs to earn a bit of money along the way also get to cruise through airports
>>218734815YES!
you don't really need more than this do you?
we r anonymous we r lejun we do not forgive we do not forget expect us
POOL'S CLOSED
What's his name?
derp derp derp-a-herp a-derpy derp
>>218734904candleja
>>218734904Stop him before he gets to page 10!
>>218734914>>218734904Cringe
Thoughts on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, lads?
Any Puddi survivors still here?
>>218734922
any woman who paints her toe nails in winter is a whore, the science is there to support it too
>>218734734>>218734743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evs5qtBdPds
>>218734944Proof?
>>218734911Mid
>>218734931It's only been what, 16 years?
>>218734963no reason to have pretty toes when you're wearing shoes all winter
>>218734967Too soon
Mumberg claims her sciatica is acting up. Genuinely don't believe that for one second. Lazy bint just doesn't want to make me breakfast
I survived the Fally massacre
>>218734980looks nice that where is it
>>218734981We've only just got here, right?What is 16 years anyway in the grand scale of tings?
>decide to finally ask the toilfu out>plan the best way to do it for days>decide "fuck it, I'll keep it simple" and ask her for a coffee >to my surprise she says yes >we go to a nice little cafe I've been to before>everything goes well and I even get a little kiss at the end>I walk her back to her house and she tells me she had a wonderful evening >one more little kiss goodbye>open the door>get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
20 years on the chan
Who the fuck greentexts like that nowadays?
>>218735032kek
>>218735010nice of you to bring her back to her black bull safely
puddipuddipuddipuddi
My arse is astonishing
Had a dream I was having an affair with wifeberg and making out with this girl I knew from years ago that I still find pretty hot
>>218735032Not a peep
I’d eat her shit.
>>218735078You don’t have a wife
>>218735078We've all been there lad
There's no scraps in my scrapbook
>>218735090to protect the likes of mousey and spaino?
>>218735039go to the old magnesia well pump room
>>218735126A few scraps short of a scrapbook ey haha
had a few dreams i was fucking myself/a clone of myself up the arse when i first went on ssris
brandishing a poo
>>218735139This kid getting jerky with me now
>>218735147We've all been there lad
9km runtoil done
anyone else feel like nights out in the UK have became shit over the past 5 years? pre covid was good, now its just zoomer phone zombies and 30+ year old deanos sniffing whatever they can get their hands on for cheap then harassing 18 year old birds all nightthe care free fun atmospheres almost completely gone and the prices are higher than ever, reckon i might need to start finding better things to do on a weekend
>>218735187>30+ year old deanos sniffing whatever they can get their hands on for cheap then harassing 18 year old birds all night
>>218735187Never been on a night out in my entire life
>>218735187Liverpool is a good night out, Newcastle used to be but less so these days
Cant decide whether to shag the missus tonight or not. What do you think fellas?
>>218735284Sure, let's do it.
>"night out"Grow up
when im on the nofap and i go on a night out they can feel my aura
>>218735284You don’t have a missus.
>>218735187if i go out on a "night out" at my grand old age (31) its usually to a venue where people go just to listen to the musici still go to the pub with people from toil and usually thats fun - but mostly because we're talking amongst ourselves and not interacting with other pubgoers
rorke ate
im a holohoax denier
and rorke left no crumbs ~
got some brie stinking up the fridge which needs eatingsmells like rancid shite in there
>>218734884i like in 450 sq ft one bed flat so i reckon that would do me wellneed to get some paving down though that grass is going to turn into a mudslide when it rrains
>>218735005harrogate
shaved my pubes off
>>218735323get it up your armpits
Technically not disabled so no pip but just injury prone and mentally a bit vulnerable (taking meds but its not a perfect cure).
>>218735343haven't shaved my pubs in years
>>218735323shove it up your fuckin arse pal
shaving a pub
Constructing the new
this is end hold your breath and count to 10
>>218735398bet itll be dogshit
>>218735187>30+ year old deanos sniffing whatever they can get their hands on for cheap then harassing 18 year old birds all nightkino
>>218735432>>218735432>>218735432
how comes all the security guards are black then
>tiktok party rizz fucking wanker
