https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY

Back up the thread-de-brit
Come on, do your worst
You posted your meme again
And your train of thought
If you could do it all again
A little fairy dust
A thousand tiny birds singing
If you must, you must
Please let me know
When you’ve had enough
Of the white light
Of the dawn chorus
If you could do it all again
You don't know how much
Pronto pronto, moshi mosh
Come on, chop chop

If you could do it all again
Yeah, without a second thought
I don't like leaving
The door shut
I think I missed something
But I'm not sure what
In the middle of the vortex
The wind picked up
Shook up the poo
From the chamber pot
Into spiral patterns
Of you, my love

got nothing going on today
very bored

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*sips*
ah, this was a thread

>>218737753
*chucks her in the wood burner*
ah, lovely

right well that's a board banner of twilight sparkle reading a book that says "butts"

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This is a female football player apparently

reddit paki canadian freakout

a fruiting chamber sounds like a place rorke goes to mash his micropeen to trannum porn

>>218741037
TEREZA

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Treating myself tonight.

she spin

proposed aromats and spices for my curry
>onion
>garlic
>ginger
>cardamom
>cinnamon
>turmeric
>lime leaves
>curry leaves

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>Treating myself tonight.

>>218741062
Penis pasta

geowizard lost his favourite hat !!

>>218741062
Thanks for reminding me I'm not this poor anymore

The Happy Smiler

https://x.com/GriftReport/status/2015411559527309650
leftypol blowing a fuse rn he says its domestic terrorism

eating poo

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The rorkemobile

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>>218741062
Take the rigatoni pill
Mogs penne in a bake

need a new razor as mine is not doing the job and making my face all irritated and grim.
Thank you SO much for reading my blog post. I want to give a shout out to the (you) providers as well as OP for making this fine thread to post in. I wouldn't be here without your support!

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>>218741102
sent that cunt flying

>>218741115
his SS cap?

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All good

>>218741145
you tried safety razors?

>>218741138
dadberg on a melty

nearly three o clock and i haven't brushed my teeth yet

>>218741138
The salesman’s face when Rorke misses three payments on this bad boy and they tow it back to the dealership

might ask a girl out, going to be horribly rejected i fear.

>>218741140
thats not rigatoni

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>>218741037
MENDOZAAA

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>>218741187
Fear of rejection is irrational. Just ask her out.

>>218741187
better than never trying

>>218741189
says it is on the packet
why would they lie to me

I'd like to start it over boy let me tell ya

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/25789047.brenda-retires-44-years-service-asda-colne/

>>218741226
imageboard not linkboard

Haggis for dinner

Is there another nation, other than France, that's more entitled than the UK at expecting constant gins from the government?

best part about eating a meal is getting to vape afterwards

3-0 to the blues and 3-0 to the reds

>>218741147
Kino, sauce?

>>218741246
i expect tonic and limes too

come on the celticccc

>>218741213
Kek

>>218741252
the best is being reminded by host nice it tasted when you smell it being pooed out of you

>>218741226
>"Wow, Brenda, you have worked at the store a long time, and you surely will be missed.”
a touching tribute

The pikeys are cruising in the rain
>Scraaaaap irrrroonnn
>Aaaany old irrrroonnn

Rorke's wagon
https://x.com/Cal_III/status/2015387086216417776

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>>218741264
Odessa a'Zion

>>218741269
huge game today

>>218741252
Got no juice left in mine
Furious

having a covfefe and a donut

>>218741296
I meant the show

reckon a gay rapist has ever raped a bloke who really needed a poo so the rapist got poo all over his willy?

contemplating a fried chicken dinner

>>218741323
Yes I reckon that has probably happened at some point in history

>>218741062
alri steven

>>218741318
>watching Goyvision

>>218741323
yeah
also in brokeback mountain he just goes right into his pooey cowboy anus, no lube or cleaning

>>218741365
Not even any bacon grease? Fuck.

>>218741242
da's friend bought him two

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>>218741365
>he just goes right into his pooey cowboy anus, no lube or cleaning
i wish i knew how to quit pooey cowboy anus

you're a straightoid if you dislike it being a bit messy

>>218741365
real bottom bitches keep they asshole slimey and quacking for a length

Reminder to never drink water

>>218741304
me when i'm talking about my knob

>>218741323
Reckon that Asian bloke from Manchester must have got a pooey willy every now and again, especially fucking men at the end of a night out. I always need a massive poo after a night out

give me your pudpud

>>218741429
for me its piss

>>218741433
how did he get away with raping hundreds of blokes and none of them had a sore arse
must have the worst 2nd smallest cock (after mine)

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>>218741407
Phenomenal film

Escortlad reporting in.

Saw the escort for the 4th time this morning. Went better than the last meeting. Managed to cum twice this time; once when she rode me in cowgirl, the other when I fucked her hard in missionary. She was moaning a lot more this time than last time (especially when I fucked her in missionary) and she says she doesn't do fake moans. Had another good chat where we got to know more about each other. She again sent me a big red heart emoji afterwards and said she had a lovely time.

Honestly think it was fate that I met her.

>>218741365
plus they were camping in the wild and presumably weren't bathing.

>>218741341
the colonel's got you covered

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>must have the worst 2nd smallest cock (after mine)

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>>218741458
god i love that fucking tummy pouch peng af

tfw you fall in love with a prostitute

>>218737753
I look like that

We say straggot nowadays

any of you get nonced by your aunts?

>>218741453
I think they did but they were too embarrassed to come forwards about it

>Said she doesn't do fake moans
Why are punters such easy marks

>>218741494
i wish

>>218741467
was thinking Popeyes actually even though it's not as good

>>218741494
not black sry

>>218741503
he's a clueless gullible incel

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Got filtered by the EA account system, was the ol' account expired, password needs a reset, no email, new account, this account already exists, gave up

yasss

in my incel frog den wallowing in my own froth

>>218741503
screaming that he believes this

>>218741457
never saw it

as thin as a pencil and half as long

>>218741543
ktim

frothing at my gash

>>218741503
says it on her profile

>>218741553
u wot

>>218741523
he only does spinach

>>218741560
need a twink with that

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wish my aunt looked like this and gave me this look after her fifth glass of wine at christmas

https://x.com/angelgroyper/status/2015360265710346373
which one of you was this?

>>218741543
love a good wallowing

>God, I think I love her
>"That'll be one hundred and fifty love. Sorry I don't accept bank transfers"

seen FtMs with bigger cocks than me

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My willard? As a big a pencil
The pencil in question

>>218741590
never saw brokeback mountain
got it on the drive, never saw it

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screamiung

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who will win

so horrifically ugly in such a unique and discomforting way
my keeping myself tucked away in my smelly smeggy bedroom is the greatest service i could provide to society

>>218741459
You poor infatuated fool.

got the jasmine essential oils in the diffuser
smells like a posh gym

in my incel cocoon melting into formless green ooze

>>218741638
ktim
waiting until it gets dark so i can slither grotesquely to sainsburys

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Loads of hookers marry Johns. The attractive ones anyway

>>218741663
self-service checkout i presume?

>>218741538
deano gliding through the process as he sets up the newest fifa

is /brit/ a sex arse or a poo bum general?

>>218741629
you always post the screenshot of it i assumed you would have watched it

>>218741652
perfumed ponce

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>Male Nurse
OMDZZZZZZZZZZ

>>218741680
Sex arse

um

i'm going green goblin mode

gay if you wouldn't

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why do I get recommended shite like this

>>218741503
GFE (Girlfriend Experience) type escorts don't do fake moans
PSE (Pornstar Experience) ones do

When I was fucking her in missionary, her moans seemed pretty real. My dick is a decent size (6.8" fully erect) and I was going pretty deep and fast.

>>218741696
this young lady appears to have a growth of some kind on her fanny

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>>218741683
WELL I DIDN'T

that's some bloke that looks like a womans willard then

>>218741673
of course

RABBIE BURNSSSSS

>>218741698
Obviously see that this was an extrajudicial killing but simply can't have any sympathy for leftists knowing what they want done to me and my loved ones

>>218741715
I will watch it! Why should monotone zoomers that don't even interact with their audience get thousands of views??

>>218741716
And what about the clue gaining escorts?

What do they do?

>>218741696
Put it away. You’ll have somebody’s eye out

>>218741716
fuck off back to /britfeel/

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>My dick is a decent size (6.8" fully erect) and I was going pretty deep
>decent size
>6.8" fully erect
>pretty deep

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>>218741727

skullfucking umbunnys decapitated head

>>218741683
He's closeted.

>>218741754
They still make him think they're in love with him

gonna start cooking now i think and then may not have anything later or if i get peckish perhaps i'll just have a bowl of popcorn or some peanuts

>>218741777
checked and homicidal lunacy pilled

escorts will fall in love with you once you reach their tier 3 affection status by spending over £1000 on them

Just 'cause she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your red shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeee-lope
To Me-je-je-jico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

>>218741645
I am infatuated with her, yes. She's intelligent, pretty, funny, a natural beauty. Honestly can't believe I found her.

I also said to her about meeting every 2 weeks and she agreed without hesitation.

>>218741459
4 times in one morning?!?!

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>I also said to her about meeting every 2 weeks and she agreed without hesitation.

>>218741852
Can only imagine why

>>218741698
Who cares
Why would I protest and try to protect people who wouldn’t do the same for me and hate most of what my people and culture stands for

Six Seven

next he'll convince himself that he's her only client, just watch

>>218741852
my drug dealer drops my gear off regularly we're basically friends tier

>>218741883
there was a bit of six seven action at this year's panto
the weeuns were loving it

>>218741747
>knowing what they want done to me and my loved ones
what?

>Honestly can't believe I found her.
yeah it's fate you were on Adult Work where you found a prostitute who wants your money over everything

>>218741852
Hope you have a good plan to end this larp. Maybe propose to her on valentines day or something

>>218741883
is that how old your dad is?

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>>218741883

>>218741885
There was a spark, you smelly incels wouldn't understand

not even 4pm and it's already looming

>>218741852
She said yes to you giving her more money ?

>>218741885
it will be that and then some shite about how he wants to ask her to be his gf and drop the escort job for him

>>218741909
if you have to pay for it then you are still an incel

>evri clown didn't deliver my order, just dumped it somewhere and took a photo
>request refund on Aliexpress
>instantly issued

the Chinese don't mess about do they

here it would be lost in days of woke bureaucracy

i sold him the ganaff milk

>>218741920
nah not yet
i've not even cracked open my wine yet
it won't looms until i'm on my fourth and final glass

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rorke flummoxed

>>218741920
laura loomer

>>218741959
Gone native

>>218741959
stupid cunt

>>218741959
they'll give medals to any cuck these days

Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Hincapie; Rice, Zubimendi, Odegaard; Saka, Gabriel Jesus, Trossard.

Man Utd XI: Lammens; Dalot, Maguire, Martinez, Shaw; Casemiro, Mainoo; Amad, Bruno Fernandes, Dorgu; Mbeumo.

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Darius Danesh (center) with Miss Hawiian Contestants during 22nd Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Pageant - Party - Inside at The Collection in London, Great Britain. (2005)

>>218741998
why are they all grim. second from right is the only decent one

not a believer in god myself but i would say the best argument bible thumpers have going for them is the design of lemons and strawberries. very clever stuff.

>>218742028
i'd love to do a fuck into each and every one of them

got a feeling we're about to see a post about dysphoria

>>218741998
You can tell it's 2005 because the slags aren't covered in tattoos

Feeling euphoric

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nth for the baddiedem

>>218742033
lemons and strawberries are human creations

>>218741147
test-tube freak

my dad invented the lemon

>>218742103
cobblers

>>218741998
Mad how he does this and ended up killing himself. I've never been with this many hot birds in one room and never will but you don't see me killing myself do you?

yjk the content will be proper fucking filthy when the hidden service looks like a website from the 90’s and you need to go through a landing page to get to the main part

who would win in a fight between the gyaldem and the baddiedem

OH GOD
OH JESUS CHRIST

>>218742135
he killed himself accidentally

>>218742157
Me

>>218741852
>Agreed to regular income
You really are a sap

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>>218741031
couldn't be me

hate being a horrible little incel stuck in my flat all day

>>218742194
costs nothing to drag your rorke arse out for a walk every now and then

>>218742194
go outside then? sorted

>>218742194
Go for a pint

>>218741698
those ICE cunts have free reign to murder anyone they like

>>218742169
You alri there lad

So say you're a faithful in the Traitors and you're in the final 4, with 2 traitors and another faithful. You've figured out who the 2 traitors are. How do you conspire to get the traitors to split their vote? It's the only way to win at that stage.

might wear sunglasses and ride a motorbike into the foggy haze of a dystopic metropolis to an 80s soundtrack
might not idk

guys my landlord just agreed to a direct debit. It's getting serious omg he likes meeeeee

you lot love slagging off ICE but have no problems when our police shoot someone

might get some nigger fried chicken for tea

>>218741876
lol no, 4th time in 8 weeks or so

>>218741881
if I were a bad client or ugly, she would have been evasive or said no.
she's called me handsome / good-looking twice and praised how I dress a few times, as well as saying I have nice hair/eyes/lips. I wore a leather jacket today which she loved.

I'm not delusional enough to think she'll marry me. As long as I can see her every 2 weeks or so I'll be happy.

>>218741902
What I mean is her personality, honestly the more I learn about her the more I like her. She seems fairly comfortable sharing personal details about her life with me.

>>218741904
I plan to give it a few months and see how it goes. Relationships between escorts and clients do happen, but I know it's unlikely.

>>218741922
>>218742183
Look lads, I got to 29 as a virgin. I don't really have a lot of options here.

I am a zionist.

Deal with it :3

>>218742279
Impossible. You've already fucked up at that point

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Curry soon

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>>218742377
same

Wacky Races

>>218742296
Kek

Getting that Sunday night toil dread. Fuck sake. Just need bullseye on the TV or heartbeat and the dread will be complete

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>honestly the more I learn about her the more I like her

You lads getting up to anything interesting tonight then?

>>218742379
can't wait to deport you

ex's arse fucking stank

>>218742444
sadness and misery mostly x

>>218742428
fucks sake lad im trying to enjoy my Sunday evening
stop reminding me about the loom

>>218742444
Church m8

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HOWLING

>>218742444
Ohh yh i think i’ll be watching arse v utd and then laying in bed

>>218742444
off to the pictures

>>218742428
I want to play a video game but worry too much time will pass quickly and before I know it will need to go to bed

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>>218742157
baddiedem,m they have nat(THE STRONGEST)

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>>218742482

>>218742498
Based

>>218742444
might have a shower

>>218742487
anything good lad?

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>>218742169
luv Him x

>>218742491
what game?

>>218742524
Return of the King

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>>218742428
it not right

>Abrahamism

Yikes

>>218742498
but how will i relieve the painful building of evil incel sperm in my rorkish testicles without descending into R A P E?

Bobraham

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>>218741883

>>218742537
Would've been quicker to just say no, mate

>>218742440
What's so funny about that

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>>218742540
>monday morning on the right

Cameron Winter-Nausicaä is the best song this decade

>>218742535
Probably a new hoi4 run. Maybe British or Soviets with that new mod road to 74, I'm undecided.

Who Shit Mr Burns

>>218742560
don't you dare fucking reply to me ever again you silly prick

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>>218742379
Nice, I love spicy food

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>>218742615
nun u cud do

>>218742645
So many empty jars. Embarrassing

my nan invented the pear

>>218742560
>>218742661
wtf these have sound

>>218742681
odd lie

>>218742645
bizarre

>>218742379
doing it properly good lad

Currently rejoining the EU

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Sheffield lads don't know how they good they have it
having the wave wall foundry on their door step
as a york lad I'm very jealous

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oof

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>Nice, I love spicy food

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Just started listening to a fascinating new podcast about the German railway system and it's trains from 1901 - 1913

>>218742712
>having ingredients for cooking is bizarre
literal child

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>>218742560

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>Cardamom

Ah life in this modern world of ours
Can get quite tricky can’t it?

si sevennnnn

>>218742777
Wow I bet you have a missus

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>>218742681
don't lie anon

>>218742757
do like I do and climb up your mums cellulite ridden thighs

>>218742748
southerner here we have all of this but much better and in a nicer setting

>>218742777
*bites lip*

>>218742795
*does a rainbow flick over you and slots it top bins*

>>218742768
Seems like someone can’t handle their spice

>>218742797
Knowledge is more important than women.

>>218742757
would

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judging their faces alone they are not very pretty
nice bodies though, would booty nose dive into their arses

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>>218742784
>>218742796

all 4chan boards getting av1 support, 128MB file limit, videos with sound in 2 weeks

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>Just started listening to a fascinating new podcast about the German railway system and it's trains from 1901 - 1913

>>218742783
bizarre collection of spices
you don't have basics like rosemary and thyme but you've got 4 types of masala
and who stores dessert sprinkles between sesame seeds and vegetable masala

>>218742820
there are no walls in Donedon better than wave wall at foundry sheffield

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6...7...
6...7...
6...7...

hearts are shite

>videos with sound
Ah yes can't wait from the shit load ear piercing sound video gimmick

>>218742917
umbunny x

>>218742934
>LOUD SEX NOISE

6+7 =13

>>218742934
Bradders ai voice memes would be funny

climbing gym sen in donedon is really good tbf

>>218742956
waaw

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we did it reddit!

what a load of rubbish

>>218742963
Grow up.

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>>218742917

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>there are no walls in Donedon better than wave wall at foundry sheffield

luv bradders
hate cunts who don't like bradders
simple as

Fetch me Umbunny at once!

just went to the shop, you'll never guess why. to buy food, yes

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>what a load of rubbish

>>218743029
i'd smack you round the head with lump of wood and leave you in the desert for dead

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thought i might get a message done for the lads of /brit/

>>218743057
but sir the umkitty has already been dispatched!

>>218743094
yes mate we love bradders that's our guy right there

>>218743107
I don’t care. I need pictures! Pictures of Umbunny!

New

>>218740968

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powerful image....I think