Nissan Almera edish
Hope Rorke performs better in this thread
/brit/ once tricked me into giving out my home address and one lad started posting pictures of my house from Google earth and everyone made fun of my Dad's Nissan Almera
wah i dont have sex wah
yer da drives a nissan micra
just ate two apple seeds
oh for fucks sake. Labour want to make ‘buying sex’ illegal.WHY CANT THEY LEAVE US PUNTERS ALONE
Thread prediction: there will be many posts from men who still have a lot of growing up to do
Leftypol getting ready forvhid annual rewatch of Netflix's cuties
>>218739199what a fucking munterno wonder we’ve got a reputation for being ugly as sin
Thinking of making a nice little litter tray area for catberg with a nice rechargeable wall sconce and a little framed portrait and rug to scratch
If a tranny passes as a woman, is it gay to suck her big cock?
>>>/wsg/6079377
>>218739354kekGot rid of mine last year
>>218739327what's wrong umpetal x
leftypol lurking in the bushes with a camera while rorke takes his kids to the playground
Drank too much water and now my cocks gone all sloshy again. I’ll have to change into my tighter boxers. Country’s gone to the dogs.
>>218739380can't even look at the local brass on adultwork without giving id
>>218739394mad how much he won at life despite being unqualified for practically everything
cant stop sucking on nicotine pouches
>>218739393yes because they even in the very rare case they do pass as women physically they still think and act like men
remember when rorke wouldn’t shutup about the gromming gangs
Leftypol putting on his thong and skirt and trying to volunteer with children
Who's this stinky bint then?
an unmatched aura, the heaviest drip
>>218739455The missus
hate it how english people sometimes roll their r's when reading out loud or being dramatic, its so put on and forced. It's not cute, nobodies feeling whimsical, its just wank
gromit gangs are out of bloody control
FFS Starmer just announced that he's intending to implement a new law that REQUIRES us to upload our penis length to a new government website
>>218739444Grooming gangs moral panic as leftypol calls it
>>218739380when did they say this
ground control to major rorke
>>218739444>gromming gangs
>>218739398Play 5s with someone who still drives one that has a WWE sticker in the window. He's still a virgin at 32 lmao
>>218739467nobody rolls their r's unless they're from north wales or are mimicking a posh accent
>>218739467just put the ice into the pipe lil maori bro
>>218739424this but cock
da's been watching steptoe and son all day
He posted it again haha
This is my g.f.
>>218739506youve done it again fits-in-canadian
>>218739544what lovelyBreasts !!
>>218739416Yup
keir starmer materialising in my room to rape my arse every time i try to look at boobies
>>218739366kitm
can i post arse and tits and boobs on herethey will all be clothed no bare nipples on fannies or nothing
barclays i owe you over 6000american express i owe you over 4000capital one i think i owe you 2000thats money even if i did have it? you're never getting it backIM STEALING FROM YOUIM STEALING FROM YOUIM STEALING FROM YOU
>>218739522screaming
>>218739551You need to take a break from /brit/ mate This isn't healthy
Justice for Andy
>>218739561Lovely dogberg
Leftypol sucking a cockRorke sucking a cock
>>218739570ummies
>>218739591deeply unfunny post
Get the meetup group joined, rorke!
>>218739591to leftypol it's some kind of revolutionary actto rorke it's just a bit of cock fun
>>218739608found the post critic
braldy
>>218739609where to cop that beard?
>>218739609i can see crodie
>>218739612how is she hot as fuck even though i cant see her face
Seriously though lads, how on earth has Starmer fucked it this quickly?
Wonder how EW is getting on at her 10 hour Aldi toil shift
>>218739609me minding my own business
>>218739570god i wish i could sniff that arse
>>218739650well he's a robotic twat isn't he
>>218739654These images are meant to be used by mentally ill girls and women
>>218739612>>218739612are shanny
>>218739659Leftypol hates this
>>218739609alri Southampton Shenanigans Group, regularly posted on the Eastleigh Neighbours Facebook group haha
>>218739659leftypol siding with the ex-bf
lately ive been realising you're all raped in some wayi don't mean to be rude but i can't be seen in a place like this anymore
Lads, I saw a woman pull out her phone today and the lock/home screen seemed to say "Caitlin" on it. Is that likely her name or someone else's?
>>218739672umktim
>>218739720Its the zoomers mainly. Covid mentally destroyed them
>>218739709
>>218739739
how are you all so fast with the edits
>>218739366I SAY THIS!
>>218739739you should be sectioned and medicated into a stupor for the rest of your life
thinking about eternal recurrence
>>218739709crosspost it to transpassing
>>218739724Stay away from women
>>218739659The Daily Mail headline tried to twist it so that it sounded as if Barron was the one in the wrong
>>218739757Same poster on his PC and phone
leftymong still thinks the daily mail is a rorke paper lmao
>>218739765Im often tempted to find the worst trannies I can and post them on transpassing to see if they’ll still affirm their delusions
>>218739793poley
>>218739724you saw slowpuke?
the personality quiz says i am a grass/fairy type pokemon with high special defence
>>218739609
>>218739793Seems like a good use of your time. Very normal and healthy behaviour.
L U C K Y i'm lucky
>>218739790
iPhone taking its sweet time transferring
>>218739828Bradders bottom left
mental seeing brits defending the us government now clear sign of having a sub 100 IQ
i heard zoomers can't read analogue clocks lmfao
>>218739828
>>218739828>>218739849crrrrr
>>218739827oh you're a fairy alright
At the airport going to scran all the sausages
not sure what to have for lunch
Just thought about charlie kirk and started crying xWe are charlie kirrrrrk
>>218739824that overdose fucked her up
>>218739570must be fat birds in here sorry
>>218739884Get them up your arse
>>218739896
seen a thread of spaniards and frenchies arguing over who’s whiter when they’re both brown
>>218739888döner mit scharf und ayran
>>218739884Hope you shit yourself on the plane
Treating myself to a little incel pint
>>218739884those look cheap
>>218739934andy burnham in the back drinking away his sorroes
BABABOOEY
we're going to mog Japan in GDP by 2030 if we keep importing the biomass
>>218739827link the quiz
>>218739947screm
might start wearing a toga
>>218739934Sexo
>>218739936>lounge food is cheapSurprised?
>>218739965screm
>>218739947sc
>>218739955https://professorbonsly.itch.io/18types
>>218739955i would also like to take part
>>218739949fa fa fooey
>>218739985Be quiet
so this is what school homework looks like now
TOGA TOGA!
>>218740015don’t speak to my friend like that
>>218739980fucking hell 50 questions
>>218740015Didn't ask what your dad said to you in bed last night now did I?
TOGA TOOEY
>>218740019remember when i wrote my first "essay" in school and it was just a paragraph long
>>218740040Dogshite zinger
>>218740019>Teen suicide promoted by schools
four, five rings on like a mason
just booked my holibobs for october x
>>218740051lmao you are rattled mate
Right now everyone is doing a test to see which pokemon they are
>>218740089Rattled your mum last night
>>218740051I'll be the judge of that thanks
>>218740096we prefer the term Pocket Monster
leftypol buying his gran blacked lingerie
gmgm >.<
Me? mumberg booked a holiday at the Skegness Butlins this August for us. Get in.
>>218739884looks lush
>>218740096it’s actually what type you are and it gives you your stats int he end too
>>218740123alri poortherner
Halftime evaluation: I was right
fish and crisps
>>218740123It's buzzing in August
Just been done rotten with a your mum joke lads. Need a good rebuttal, time is of the essence here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKP3yOtT5lw
me? can't find anywhere interesting I want to go to
>>218740123Was that with her Universal Credit Christmas Bonus?
>>218740137Glad I could trigger your meltdown so easily.It's going to get more powerful soon/
I seen men become best friends after they fight. I seen women get their bfs to beat up other women.
the most powerful woman in the world
gawf bawl
>>218740165ok
>>218740148had your mum up the rebuttal last night mate
Presented without comment
AYO PAUSE NIGGAPAUSE NIGGAPAUUUUUUSSSSEEEE
>>218740157Grow up
if you're feeling sinister is a forgettable and boring album
>>218740074isn't the point of the final scene to show how silly drastic suicidal measures are?
Meltdown
off to see a minister
apparently we're selling Eurofighter typhoons to Bangladesh. Does that mean we'll finally see the end of India?
>A woman who believes she and her friend were spiked at a night club wants to raise awareness of the issue. Holly, who lives in Hove, was on a night out at Pryzm in Brighton with friends on Friday, January 16, when she began to feel unwell. The 26-year-old realised “something was not quite right” as she “started to feel really foggy”, despite only having had two drinks over four hours, she told The Argus.
the read
dtfic meltie
SPAKI DTFIC 190 DIEGO MELTY!!
>>218740181likely place for it
>>218740123snobs replying to this but it looks alright. not how I would have imagined it to be
And to the rest of you cats throwing shots at jiggaY'all only get half a bar fuck y'all niggas
roman history? yeah i learn about it through youtube videos with historical figures portrayed as soyjaks and gigachads, miss me with reading
>>218740181get your wang up that fanny
would i get kicked out of the function if i played thishttps://youtu.be/nJn7ZPvodQo
>>218740203I unironically did have my drink spiked in BrightonI miss those days
>>218740203i suspect that the majoriy of these "spiking" incidents are due to people taking other medication like SSRIs or just not eating enough before going out and suddenly becoming very drunk on a small amount of booze
Well /birt/?
>>218740165https://youtu.be/HqvqTp7fMLgAlways reminds me of this
Gf has promised me a shag tonightSo that’s alri innit lads
right well
yeah im a "snob" for not wanting to go on holiday to skeggybeen on plenty of holidays there when i were a young ladwouldnt go back now because im loaded
>>218740263how did that conversation go
will homeschooling with AI be better than sending your kids to expensive private schools in 5-10 years time?i think they already are better at maths
>>218740261ask to get bumped for the next flight
Harvesting oyster mushrooms and listening to kpop kind of day
poor lad's entire life revolves around posting bradley walsh. not even funny or interesting, OCD is destroying his life
>>218740257aryan
>>218740250from the picture provided she does look like someone on the happy pills
This is one of the biggest meltdowns I have ever recordedHe will be posting the material soon.
you need to be sleepmaxxing
What are you lads having for tea then? Me? I'm making a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic with a glass of Châteauneuf du Pape
A good holiday for me used to be Pontins Camber Sands
>>218740300fucking scremaign
>>218740262I miss the days when girls would say faggot
>>218740280Dangerous synthesis of based and cringe
>>218740274Was rubbing my hard wilkins on her arse before she got up to get ready for work and she said she wished she had time now but we’ll do it tonight
>>218740304pork belly and rice
>>218740311what's your favourite christmas song
how are aston village so good this season
poo stain at Butlins skegness
Me? Used to go down to flamingo land every year. Loved it until I ate a dodgy doughnut and shat myself in the back of the family's rover.
>>218740329thanks mate
>>218740303>2 wake upsterrible
>>218740123have a nice good time :3
>>218740317you're both utterly foul and uncouth
>>218740303These sleep scores are meaningless desu. I’ve had scores like that and woke up feeling like death, and had scores in the 60s or 70s and woke up feeling great.
>>218740333>flamingowhere's that then
>>218740283
>>218740329could put this in tate modern, call it "trusting a trump too far" with the subtitle "a commentary on working class holidays in britain"
PLAY OJO
>>218740333Went chessington when I was 10 and vomitted all over myself and the sonic I’d won in the grabber machine because I’d had a whole cup of marshmallows in chocolate sauce
Off to brunch soon x
Are you lads really making fun of me for having a holiday in Skegness?
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>218740123Dont believe these are real places and honestly have a hard time believing that poor people exist outside the brief time theyre performing some menial backround task.
>>218740387Uh oh
uday hussein seemed like he was intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
Insane meltdown in progress.
>>218740263get her arse shagged
>>218739332I love Almera and Lancer so much is unrealAnyway, it's time for the british footie once again. God i love when i have my weekend off every 7 weeks, so i can watch so much british footie
ganbate! iku-yo~!!
Log off now while you have a chance, he’s warned you what he’s about to do
Don't see any of this so called melty anywhere
>>218740411alri Are you the Portuguese lad with English parents?
when i was like 4 kissing was framed to me as when you kiss someone you have their saliva in your mouth so you have their dna in your mouth. i was at a party recently and my friend was going to make out with this girl who was engaged and hitting on him the whole night and i told him this, like do you really want the spit of a coward, cheat and a liar in your mouth. yes this is still a thing for me like i don't want low morality spit in my mouth. but i think kissing is soooo romantic i love to kiss and you can do so much with it too like suck on each others lips and feel your teeth bang tg and when your tongues touch you are touching each others toes through your tongues because they are connected through your nervous system sigh
conscripting a wee brown fella to bring me alcohol via 'ber 'ts
2 lines is about the limit for what I read
dont think im depressed but i literally spend all weekend in bed
i'm a man of the cloth, the wank cloth that is
>>218740473take your meds
>>218740497this. if a post is too long I skip the next 2-3 posts under it also
This is Emma now
>>218740476Yes lad get him paid
>>218740497Used to have a filter that'd hide any post with more than 200 characters but I just phone post now
>>218740476youve got umbertitis?
>>218740261reddit
done enough wanks yesterday dont feel like wanking today
>>218740476lucky i wont support the uber jeets economy, this type of act would ruin me
>>218740313Kek you’re right. I like to walk the line
>>218740411used to love the Almera, was fun to drive even if the steering was crooked and the gear box was a bit dodgy
>>218740577What're you going to do with those mushrooms?
the results are in
>>218740389Ignore them mate.
In the vestibule of excess, language arrives overdressed and unapologetic, trailing a hem of adjectives so ornate they trip over their own embroidery. Words curtsy, faint, revive, then insist upon delivering soliloquies to potted plants that have opinions about destiny but refuse to articulate them clearly. The sun, bloated with self regard, reclines against the horizon like a monarch who has mistaken a citrus for a sceptre, while clouds practice calligraphy with rain, spelling nothing in particular and applauding themselves anyway.Time liquefies. It does not flow, it luxuriates. Seconds lounge about like perfumed aristocrats, gossiping about eternity while sipping goblets filled with yesterday. Memory wears too much cologne and keeps touching your arm, insisting you have met before in a ballroom constructed entirely of sighs. Somewhere, a bell rings only for vanity, and the sound arrives wearing lace gloves, apologising for its own beauty.Metaphors breed uncontrollably. They scuttle beneath the furniture of thought, nesting in the lintel of sense, reproducing until the house creaks with allegory. Meaning attempts to intervene, is handed a clipboard, and promptly loses interest. Logic wanders past, nods politely, and steps into traffic made of violets and regret. The alphabet sweats ink. Verbs preen. Nouns demand titles.Mountains inhale deeply and exhale autobiographies. Rivers gossip in cursive. The sky opens its mouth to speak and instead releases a flock of adjectives that scatter across the day like expensive confetti. Even silence refuses to remain quiet, clearing its throat repeatedly and adjusting its velvet waistcoat. Everything signifies, therefore nothing does, and this is considered a success.At last, the paragraph collapses under its own ornamental weight, a baroque pastry stuffed with echoes, symbolism, and the lingering aftertaste of having read something that looked important, sounded profound, and achieved absolutely nothing at all.
Witnessing spamming/flodding
>>218740533yes lad it's a great way to fill the pockets of boat men
>>218740597Some are going fresh in a garlicky risotto this evening, others I’ll probably dry to add umami to other meals
looks like a nice place to live
just saw an off-topic post belonging to the pokemon board
>>218740626Nice Enjoy anon
>>218740638for me it's toussaint
Got poo hanging out me arse right now
Watching Igby goes down (2002)
>>218740685Corrr
screaming
ariana brandley
>>218740702watched that recently but didn't like it
>>218740646if i make a post then that post is british cultureimpossible to be off-topic
anyone got a fanny or an arse I can put my willy in
>>218740723Not very funny is it
>>218740748maybe :3
Cleaned my little kitchenette even the oven hood
Rorke chanting 'my life is a movie' and doing the conga line with his arse out
I wonder if Americans are going to order food deliveries when it's really cold and stormy outside and then the little brown fella will be hanging at the door trying to hold on before he's pulled into the big storm hahaha
>>218740662Ty Canadanon. Weighing up scaling up production gradually, ending up with a shipping container full of rackings of gourmet varieties, and selling to local restaurants. A man can dream.
>>218740785Bizarre larp
>>218740772Looks good boss
>>218740772Nicely done. But your hob is still a bloody state.
>>218740772whats that thing next to the kettle
>>218740772>induction hob
>>218740261if I chose bane and cia would the plane crash?
>>218740772STATE of that plaque :/
>>218740809true but its irreparable at this point
>>218740737Basically catcher in the rye innit?
>>218740820air fryer
>>218740772very nicei imagine having 3 pans on the go would get a bit crowded though
>>218740820for frying air
>>218740820aire frier
>>218740785I'd love to grow my own too but have no space for it. Gardening here is so much more challenging than it seems to be over there, at least from what I've gathered watching Gardeners' World
>>218740836what?
>>218740820Tumble dryer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5RGz_CRFM
>>218740820instant handjob maker
just got really dark
>>218740772i have that stove top :3
>>218739332I love driving.
>>218740820it's a monk on the wind
>>218740865got one for 70 euros, was on salessurprisingly good with chicken thighs
>>218737751>>218737751>>218737751
>>218740889Thanks for this pointless video
>>218740919Ha! He did it again!
the air fryer is the single most important invention of the 21st century
>>218740889mad how yank indicators are red
>>218740889he really wanted pizza hut
>>218740889driving cocks up your arse you saffer cunt
old>>218737753>>218737753>>218737753
>>218740959Screech
>>218740950literally what were they thinking
>>218740859Depends how much you want to do. A shotgun fruiting chamber could get you a couple kilos every few weeks. Good and compact, incredibly easy to do.
