>>218748546
Some wise words from KANYE for you broke asses
I hate having to communicate my thoughts in words out loud. I shouldn't even have to greet people. I should be allowed to just grunt non verbally
>>218753003he's right, but he also blew his cousin, so...
>>218753038he still rightfat bitches are sex offenders
BREAKING: ICE has officially been renamed to RAPE: Remigration of Aliens Policing & EnforcementThank you for your attention to this matter!
Cant decide if I should grocery shop or just get kwik trip slop / fast food
>>218752927California edition.
Worst of the snow is over. Reckon I'll go shovel now.
I have enough savings that I can be relatively comfy, but nowhere near rich It's the worst of both worlds If I were poorer I would work harder out of desperation, but I'm not rich enough to enjoy being comfy cause in the back of my head I know my savings are slowly eroding
>>218753159don't. it always starts to snow again right after
>>218753003He's ugly as shit. Tired of ugly dudes who produce ugly daughters issuing statements about women
>>218753169are you that dummy who just keeps his money in a saving account and loses 10% every single year to inflation
my feet are so cold, you could chill a fucking drink with them. it genuinely feels like they're submerged in ice water right now, which is crazy, because the rest of my body isn't cold at all.
I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINESalt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousineHangin' pictures on my wallEvery Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley MarlI let my tape rock 'til my tape poppedSmokin' weed in Bambú, sippin' on Private StockWay back, when I had the red and black lumberjackWith the hat to matchRemember Rappin' Duke? Duh-ha, duh-haYou never thought that hip-hop would take it this farNow I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
>>218753227das raycist + u a fat bitch
How are there 50 seasons of Survivor hasn't that shit been on air for like 20 years
>>218753251>blackness is ugliness
>>218752942150 year old meme. They've studied this, and men and women have comparable emotional ranges.
>>218753228Nta but what do you do? Put it in index funds? An IRA?
>>218753228No I keep 90% in investments I mean my investments are doing well enough, but still nowhere near enough to retire on
should I play crash 3, spyro 2, or twilight princessOR bingewatch johnny bravo
I drink to keep warm
>>218753308doesn't matter. women are guided emotions, men are typically not.
what does winter even feel like
>>218753327you should always max out your roth IRA every year. sadly it's a very tiny amount you can do every year.but yes essentially you have to make around 10% a year to keep even with inflation which is hard to do
>>218753429cold = painthe body turns away from cold instinctively because it knows it will hurt it warmth is life
Go and ask chatgpt for movie ideas
>>218753455Why is that, if yearly inflation is like 3%?
>>218753477low 60's isnt even warm, thoughever
>>218753496have you been alive the last 6 or so years
>>218753521Yeah
just shotgunned a glass and a half of milk
Last five minutes of the 4th quarter, patriots up by 3
>>218753571and do you remember the federal government printing massive amounts of money for covid and things?during what we presume to be some of the best wage earning years of your life?
>>218753496The published inflation rate is like 1/3 of the actual rise in prices.
>>218753588I'm a simple girl I like gardening and drugsI don't really care about breaking his heart
>>218753611Yes, that's your obvious tell. Anyways, the government changed how they calculate the inflation rate in the early 1980s. How can they do that, would it not always be the same calculation if you were trying to be truthful about it? hmm, anyways if you calculate inflation by the old formula it's a much worse picture.
>>218753611Do you have any prove for your claim?The yield for a 10y US government bond is at about 4%.Nobody would lend the government money at such a low interest if the the real inflation were really at 10%.
about to goon, thoughts
>>218753701I just gooned myself
>>218753701which video?
>>218753699you do realize no institutional investors were in the bond market during the covid money printer years right?
>>218753701Thoughts on Bolsonaro supporters getting hit by a lightning?>>218753740Are you sure? Don't need boomer pension funds to allocate a certain percentage of their portfolios to government bonds in the US?
My uncle said from now on he will only eat food that is mentioned in the Bible because it's the only one that is actually healthy. He is spending a lot of money just on olive oil. Also I asked him if beer was ever mentioned in the Bible and he told me to fuck offHappens in your country?
https://youtu.be/P5ZBISo2CaE>>218753701at least say what you're gooning to
come get somehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43aj3ag3H1c
mr lum is back
My friend Alan says that I am neurodivergent.
I don't even hate leonardo anymore, i kinda got over him
>>218753830catyank!
>>218753811damn wrong songhttps://youtu.be/re0A23CSvpw
>>218753308Completely untrue
>>218753794I think beer is mentioned in the bible.May G-d bless your unc!
>>218753830corr. fine kittington
Patriots are so fucking lucky and badThey are getting fucking destroyed in 2 weeks
Why do yanks fuck their farm animals bros? We don't do that in the south.
>>218752927santo dios pero que cuerpazo, salsa porfavor
>>218753455>roth IRABoomer tier advice You can only withdraw that money without taxes when you're like 70 somethingBetter off just investing directly into stuff via a brokerage account
Copious amounts of poop are stored even in the most beautiful girl’s bowels
I hate the term "neurodivergent" just say on the spectrum. Why is retard considered a slur anyways
Patriots going to super bowl again
>>218753830we also said that you are autism way before he did
These white folks trying to kill me
>>218753889yeah you should probably be saving up for retirement you know. anyways the point of the roth IRA is the tax break
>>218753940What color is your skin
>>218753900>Why is retard considered a slur anywaysfun fact: they specifically reappropriated the word "retard" as the nice way to refer to the morons, which was too mean.
>>218753962Red
so i need to learn French in just 11 months.how?
Nowadays you have to pray the government and/or banking system don’t collapse when you start a retirement account
He was a mongoloid happier than you and me
>>218753962white like yours
Ehats the sexiest image you can post without getting banned for it?
>>218753994just buy gold and store it under your floor boards, thats your retirement plan
>>218753955>the point of the roth IRA is the tax break it's only tax free if you withdraw when you're like 60 plus, and you get hit with penalties anytime before That's retarded
This is me
>>218753991Why, no one speaks that dumb fake language
>>218754042are you not planning on living to 60?
why dont you just go to a party and start styling on it
I HATE THE PATRIOTS SO MUCH
Why did you stop watching wrestling?
>>218754070Think about it this way if you invest in a stock that really takes off and you ever want to liquidate even a portion of your holdings to buy stuff you'll get penalized id rather not have funds locked in that I can't access until I'm an old bag of bones
Only white trash watches wrestling.
>>218754096You had to PPV
>>218754127Ywnba
>>218754096I never started
The key to financial success is earn more
Taxes in Germany are very high compared to the US but at least gains from crypto or gold are tax-free if you hold it over a year.
I do absolutely nothing at my security job.I never stop peopleLazy maxxing as long as possible to see how long I can get away with it before they fire meI do write really long reports however in an effort to make it seem like I do stuff
just pissed all over my fuckin hands
went inside this abandoned building from like the early 1900s, there is even an underground part it seems. want to return at night.
>>218754176ewwww
>>218754103>if you invest in a stock that really takes off and you ever want to liquidate even a portion of your holdingsyou're gonna get raped by capital gains though.btw you don't have to max your roth. The max roth IRA contribution is $7500 this year. If you're really sure that rocketlab is gonna 10x or whatever you can buy half in a normal brokerage account and half in your roth IRA and save a fortune on taxes.
I smoked marijuana today
>>218754183post its address I'll meet you inside
>>218754183Why return at night when it's harder to see
>>218754198Pendejo
>>218754193>you're gonna get raped by capital gains though.Better than not having it until you're 60 when life sucks and you can't even enjoy the money for anything
>>218754198Local weed or was it mota del gabacho?
>>218754198Lol that guy lives in my area. Hangs up a Nazi flag and has HELTER SKELTER sprayed on his house. Nice guy.
ill never have any money anyways so it doesnt matter
>>218754245i can give you money if you shake that booty
>>218754203>>218754210Not tonight I meant as in any other night
When i become rich I'll buy a bunker and cum-cels can live in it free of charge
>>218754225I take it you haven't ever paid capital gains
>>218754260
Are the Patriots the main character of football?
>>218754273a bunker? seems a bit sus
Me and my friend Alan were talking on the phone last night. We talked about philosophy and music and ghosts.
>>218754281I have not ever sold any of my stocks The only investments I've sold was my bitcoin and I never paid any tax cuz i didn't report it lolI still would rather have the money accessible when I'm young then have it locked in, tax or no tax
>>218754318I'm the main character of cum
Even the schizo cat has more friends than me.
>>218754378yjk she crushes those grapes with her vagina
We have similar tastes in music such as Ween, Aphex Twin, Alan Parsons Project, David Bowie, and various techno, jungle, and dnb.
i just want counter strike skins
>>218754404>Alan Parsons Projectbased
If it's not broke don't fix itIf it is broke find some way to make it work broken
>>218754358obviously pay as little taxes as you can get away with, but you may have noticed they are tightening the laws on crypto because nobody was paying taxes. truly a golden era.idk how old you are, but you're not putting anything away for retirement at all? even if you put $100 a month into your roth you'll save a fortune on taxes when you get to 60
>>218754046
>>218754404>Aphex TwinI used to listen to his Selected Ambient Works while I had a bad trip. It's very relaxing.
>>218754096we were dirt poor so I never asked to watch PPV shows, and I lost interest when I learned it was fakeand when taker lost his streak. fuck you lesnar
where are the messssicans?
>>218754447>you're not putting anything away for retirement at all?My brokerage is my retirement more or less. I keep almost all my money in itI don't want to live past 60 anyway. Money is to be enjoyed while you're young to middle aged. If you put all that money in a ROTH Ira what is it going to go towards, your hospice lol?
A common motif in North American folklore is a diner or gas station in the middle of nowhere that is like a liminal space where different worlds meet and this is in The Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, and various creepypastas.
The greatest rift in the furry community is pro-trump furries vs anti-trump furries
Evens a bottle of wineOdds steel reserve
https://litter.catbox.moe/v2xkva82fzxhq15o.mp4
A road trip through the American countryside such as the Appalachians or the Rocky mountains is how many creepypastas begin.
>>218754571Hater energy, the agents just used moves that were meta since the dlc came out
>>218754570noooooooooo
>>218753991Be as much of faggot as most French people are and then you're going to be already halfway there
I don't know who is more annoying if it's Leonardo, Jason or Brian
>>218754629Brian rarely posts.
Would it be haram to doordash alcohol in this weather?
>>218754571Why are screenshotting radfem hitler xeets?
The webm that NUKED /brit/ off of the planet
>>218754667radfem HITLER?erm...what lmao how can you larp about as Hitler and say something so retarded
We taught a chimp how to post on cum, now hes posting here and you don't even when hes posting
hmmm...
>>218754698It's a trick scenario. You are the chimp.
Hate going to the grocery cause the cashiers can probably recognize me at this point
>>218754698are you the chimp?
for real though would be cool if we could teach animals to talk
>>218754708>>218754715No
>>218754722They actually are working on this
>>218754731I found you out! MONKEH BOI!
>>218754696Yes RFH is a walking contradiction which is why you shouldn't be following them
Anyone wants some bananas?
>>218754722It would be like in Wicked thougheverbeit
>>218754742I'm not following her, she's ugly.all I'm asking for is a little consistency here. I want some HITLER with radical feminist sloppa
Literal retards probably have sex and masturbate and stuffWonder what kind of things retardos like sexually. I mean can downies even visualize stuff in their downies brains?
>>218754722It would be funny to hear a dog barking at a black person but it's just the dog saying "nigger"
>>218754785reality is you're probably right
The peasant minded should not be allowed to vote
>>218754817Hes pint sized
>>218754817I thought he were gay.
>>218754773When I was in high school there was a downie who would look at porn on the school computers all the time. Eventually the put a more robust block on the internet, so he'd bring thumbdrives from home with porn on it. Mostly it was just nude photos.
>>218754773They do. My old roommate used to work with the downies and apparently she said they had to always be on watch so they wouldn't fuck each other and had to keep the guys from jacking off whenever they felt like in public
>>218754785made it
I like how democrats were saying that illegals never get government gibs and then Mamdani said>It has always been the policy of the City of New York to never ask for immigration status in regards to city and state benefits therefore we will continue this practice
Bananas are the perfect food. Almost designed to fit in your hand, full of nutrients, no seeds, easy to peel and they can't be genetically smashed and slammed by Monstanto agrigolems. No other single food comes close to a regular old banana.
>>218754896ahh yes, democrats. those well known lovers of the truth would never lie about things that benefit them.
>>218754898>>218754698Is he the chimp?
Roast for supper
>>218754896They pretty much lie about everything, there's no point taking them seriously. Especially after the holocough.
>>218754918The monkey government has glowies on this site, This came out in the leak last year
he is our fren
>>218754940Yeah, /pol/ is full of Russian shills.
>>218754940>The monkey government has glowies on this siteWhy would the Brazilian government need to do that?
>>218754983Only shithole countries want to be part of your stupid board of peace.
We are kind of like bananas and rice guys
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CUT MY FINGER WHILE SLICING CHILIS FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAHHHHHHHHHH IVE WASHED IT SEVEN TIMES AN D IT STILL IT HURTS SO BAD
>>218754988Belarus is our fren and they joined our Board of Peace.
>>218755016Belarus makes cool things like heavy machinery and industrial equipment.
>>218755026Did I turn you on did I get you all horned up
Wait, dead ass?
>>218755091Belarus tries to smuggle migrants in the EU so Poland built a huge fence on its border.
What are we drinking tonight?
>>218755111he probably didn't but Xi is purging the opposing faction right now and consolidating power
punane status? torn
>>218755121Slammed this shit in one gulp
>>218755098Me on the right
>>218755217have you considered not being a twatwaffle
>>218755217contain your shitmutt maybe
When I was a kid the neighbor's dog would come over and hide under our porch
Yanks just keep dying in mass this winter storm. Were they not prepared at all?
>>218754858>he'd bring thumbdrives from home with porn on it.Are you sure he was actually a downies? Cause that sounds like pretty sophisticated behavior for a downie
goodbye everyone im moving to Newfoundland and Labrador
When I was a kid the neighbor's pitbulls would come over and play with me.
>>218755165Did I turn you on did I get you all horned up
When I was a kid I was a kid.
we should euthanize all shitbulls
>>218754896They lie constantly what else is new they get mad if you say they support open borders but then also basically say they think immigration law should never be enforced unless it's a giga serial rapist killer, and even then they'll tut tut and say it's bad to deport
>>218755340yes
>broke up with my (likely catfish) e gf of 3 days because I realized I didn't want to e date>still feel really sad and shitty about it
I hate when I find an interesting book but all the used copies are hard to find and expensive. Im too autistic to use ebooks I just cant focus reading them
>>218755357seems pretty gay
People be like "euthanize all shitbulls" but get mad when you euthanize a libtard in Shitteapolis
>>218755376X to doubt
This what blump is doing to America
>>218755147Are those your used nightmare before christmas undies on the floor? hot
>>218755366Yeah but I feel sad about it
>>218755301>why is this increasingly BROWN country not capable of thinking about the future ???the truth may surprise you
>>218754096cut cable a long time ago. i tried watching it again on netflix and tuned out the second i saw logan paul
>>218755147loca moca is the superior flavor
im retarded
>>218755361do you have a comfy e-reader?
>>218754896>>218755343why shouldn't they have access to services if they are here working and paying taxes
>>218755447i did but i gave it away
Please just one more year then I'll be too old to draft please Trump please wait just one more year before you get us involved with China or Russia just one more year PLEASE
President Trump should have purged all of the RINO neocons a long time ago.
Hate being in public around normies living their real non fictional lives
>>218755453maybe you just don't like reading
>>218755480of all the TDS symptoms, starting another drafting war is the most divorced from reality
>>218755530he is genociding trans persons as we type that is actually happening bury your head in the sand all you want but you are complicit full stop
>>218755565i voted for this btw
>>218755500Based iphone poster
>>218755565wow is he really? that's probably not true but I hope it is
>>218755507no thats not it i read plenty i just dont like ereaders and dont like when a book is hard to find and expensive
>>218755500why the fuck your icons so large, gramps?
>>218755491They are all cucking out.
Tennessee women. Best women.
TennesSex
theres no difference in women from state to state anymore
Did you ever see the beauty of the hills of Carolina or the sweetness of the puss in Tennessee?
>>218755630Ted cruz is literally israel first he has no qualms destroying the US if it even slightly benefits his masters in pissrael. this isn't even remotely up for debate
When you buy meat that's "on sale" but it turns out to be like 5% less than the normal price
>>218755601Deny it all you want we all know the fascist playbook. He's forcibly reattaching trans women's penises as we type and giving them testosterone Do you really want to be remembered as the person who stood by and turned a blind eye?History is not on your side, full stop
>>218755713lol what
>>218755451If I go to Mexico illegally and demand public services while working illegally they throw my ass in jail unironically
>>218755713All pedos must HANG
Tucker Carlson would be a based president.
>>218755712also he is ugly
>>218755712That's because Ted Cruz is Canadian
>>218755748You don't have any right to Mexican welfare that is colonialism
>>218755765Looks don't matter. Only narcissists care
Ted Cruz needs to go back to Canada and suck off Carney
Dogberg's stomach is making weird noises
on avg cons tend to have smaller more closed and suspicious looking eyes whereas liberals have big dumb wide open smiling eyesWhy is that?
>>218755765Why are modern jew hats so tiny and boring? Jew hats in the Middle Ages were much cooler.
It's been three hours. I don't think the delivery guy is coming.
>>218755884That would be a good thing for Apple actually
the pedophile fearmongering is stupid. its full of zoomers kiwifarts and soyteens getting mad that a 45 year old finds an 18 year old attractive
>>218755873They were always annoying looking
>>218755866take him to the vet. my dog had stomach problems that got worse before she died>>218755833fugly nerd cope
>>218755883>ordering delivery in this weatherShould've stocked up, asshole
>>218755898Nigger what the fuck. I don't like e-celeb drama forums but wtf is your reasoning
Bananas taste good, also my back is itchy
Americans have actually served as leaders of other countries
Trumpstein kike faggots are mentally ill niggers
ive moving out of cali before february. i wont have to content with these terrible warm "winters" anymoreor the stupid dry heat
Bros caseOh is streaming now
>>218755939Libtards using slurs oy wey
>>218755910People have to eat even in bad weather.
there's no such thing as left-wing anti-semitism
Canada allows members of parliament to have dual citizenship, needs to stop
>>218755992I actually agree that this needs to stop in America too
>>218755960go to the grocery store fatass
>>218755991she looks evil
>>218755311Even more sophisticated, when the school banned external drives and thumb drives, he would log into his Gmail account where he had porn images saved in draft emails. Downies are capable when it comes to jacking off
>>218756005No, the roads are too bad right now.
I hope every seppo in this thread gets ICE'd and deported to El Salvador.
>>218756001I don't think non natural born citizens should be allowed to hold any office, federal or otherwise.
Dreaming about alternate timelines where i made better choices
>>218755988I had this image saved on my computer for years but never with the toes
>>218755992We actually have people with 3 citizenships in our Parliament. Funny bit is how the CBC bragged about how diverse and good this is for years, until it was revealed Andrew Scheer had American citizenship, suddenly it was a problem o algo
>>218754858>Eventually the put a more robust block on the internet, so he'd bring thumbdrives from home with porn on it.retard, he should've used the tor browser.>>218756023>the roads are too bad right nowyou should have gotten off your fat lazy ass sooner.
>>218755988>left-wing anti-semitismThey think their mild anti-Zionism is anti-semitism. It's quite gay.
>>218755900What about the hats of Hasidic Jews? Their hats resemble the hats the Polish-Lithuanian nobility used to wear?
>>218756039You can trade us Adam for Ted, it's like Yu-Gi-Oh but with actual real life people
How do you get started with stocks? How do you not fuck it up?
>>218756026Stop pretending to be Australian, very jeet-like behaviour
>>218756031ktim
>>218756065You open a brokerage account, connect it to your bank, lookup a stocks ticker and click buy
>>218756065Just buy a low-cost index fund like SPY every month.
>>218756065Have a Jew or an Arab do it for you on commission like other rich people
>>218756065If you want a safe way to invest, read the intelligent investor, look up dividend aristocrats, companies that have increased dividends every year for the last 25 consecutive years, you get paid to hold the stock, but remember stocks are risky in general
>>218756103>or an Arablmao what
>>218756115Arabs are notoriously shrewd at business
>>218756065Fidelity.com, look at VTI, SPY, QQQM, and target-date funds. Do you have an IRA or a 401k or HSA? Call them with questions. Brokerage customer service is actually good. They want you to put your money in.
Persian are very shrewd at business
>>218755920What is wrong with it? You think when you wake up at 40 you suddenly lose your libido and don't find young women hot
I have everything in index funds
I asked an Arab guy to be my financial advisor. He lost all my retirenment money by investing it in Fartcoin.
Gypsies are notoriously shrewd at committing crime
>>218756150Should have invested in Feetcoin
>>218756133uhh doubtful. I'd trust an arab over only maybe a black (would NOT hire either)
Ahem: Here I sit, all broken-hearted. Thought I shit, but only farted. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>218756102>>218756096>>218756109Are stocks different from index funds?
>>218756030i think foreigners of all kind should be barred from owning property
She has fucked guys uglier than you.Approach her, don’t be scared
Gamble your money in Vegas or Macau. I mean you're bound to get a w one time which is pretty much the same thing as the stock market
>>218756168Stock = you own a slice of 1 companyIndex fund = you own a slice of 500 companies
love wins
>>218756155Apparently, there is even a shitcoin named like that but it has a very low market cap.
>/cum/ niggas be buying index funds when they could just be buying ETFsshame...
>>218756213Bussy coin is poppin rn
>>218756168Yes, stocks are individual shares, index funds hold a number of different stocks so the fund performs in a way that's representative of what the goal of fund, they are a safe way to invest, owning individual stocks requires more research and risk but there are safer stocks like dividend aristocrats, and growth stocks like NVidia which have high risk high reward.
how much you yolo'in when SPACEX finally goes public??
>>218756065Equities are high risk, that's all I know. It's good to have a mix of low risk investments such as equities with low risk investments like bonds and GICs.
>>218756226People say bussy coin could replace the US-Dollar.
>>218756255And I agree!
I am become meme
>>218756251If you're young this is questionable advice
>>218756221Most ETFs are index funds traded at an exchange.
Bulls beat Bears historically, factually
I bought one random stock someone shilled to me on /biz/ and it gained 100% literally doubled my money I'm a low information investor and so far it's worked well for me
>>218756280I'll show you who is the bull and who is the bear
>>218756278Yes and the fees and buy-in are way less, which was obviously my point.
>>218756287how much you put in
>>218756280Great Depression though
>>218756318>>218756318>>218756318
>>218756289Main difference is the they treatment in my experience. I use mutual funds in some of my tax sheltered accounts
>>2187563064k
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>>218756339
>>218755480Russia is finished militarily, china would probably be limited in scope because neither party wants to tank their economy
>>218752927SEX
