>be me, divorced latina with 0.0001% german blood>be walking around in the slums, skiping on the corpses, when a German official approaches me>"hallo, kleine braun frau. Would you like the german nationality?"> "no thanks">"we have tall blondes you can marry. Many single men. Wir brauchen german children now, low birth rates because they can't find woman to bang. You can bring your own children and we make them german too JA? everybody german, just bring your ass here now, JA?">imediately pack my things and move to germany>try to make eye contact with tall blond man>he is too shy to keep it and runs away>"uh">tries to start convo with another german man, he smiles nervously and then starts crying before digging a hole to hide in>waitasecond.jpg>all men too scared to even exchange whatsapp numbers>ask german women how to flirt with german men>"we don't know either, anon, they're too fucking shy">even in tinder they are too timid to start a conversation>see other confused latinos in the streets>mfw I have to pay german taxes now.
This is why they're importing African bvlls
>>218754981backfired tremendously, all they do is stand around in parks and sell drugs
>>218754897Just chat with Matteo and Luca
>>218755232this better not be an italian agent trying to sell me italian nationality...
>>218754897Lies, German officials don't roam slums looking for half breeds, you half to make an appointment at the Büro für die rechtliche Anerkennung als Mensch.
>>218755276Italian men dig ALL latina chicks
>>218754981>>218755210>>218755232>>218755276>>218755300
>>218755353Marge
>>218755328
>>218754897you can flirt with me señora schmidt
>>218755427I just know you'll run away like a german
