Quentin Blake edition
poo smells
>>218754959Looks like a red bull advert
nth for the holodem
make wales ANGLO again
good night lads
>>218754959INSANELY fit zoomer working at the local cafe
mental how everyone has already done everything and theres nothing left to do
Have had recurring dreams where I'm trying to throw something and realize I'm way too far away to hit the target so I have to move closer to it because the object is too heavy and my arms aren't working properly. Yeah, probably because I'm ASLEEP, fucking schmagool
>>218755104this but its me going in after ur dad
might shrivel up into a little incel ball of shame for bit
snow is getting ridiculous now. 60cm expected tonight and it's so insanely cold
rorke's dream
It's going to be a fine night tonightIt's going to be a fine day tomorrow
>>218754850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p0W4ZsLXw
>>218755174this will be what will happen if reform get elected
>>218755156snow is better than heatwaves
>>218755156stay safe, keep in contact with the /brit/ lads
>>218755156Shouldn't have chosen to live in Canada then, simple
quite enjoy reading lads. It's peaceful
>>218755193untz untz untz untz untz
You literally saved my mental head so many times over the last 3 years Pete. Thank u sir from the bottom of my heart
>>218755203>>218755182>>218755140>>218755107>>218755090>>218755065>>218755048
my team got reshuffled and a colleague got promoted so now I'm reporting to a short jeet several years younger than me fml
>>218755223favorite novel?
>>218755227it's a good list
>>218755234oh, hands down has to be Lolita
why these countries
>>218755233redpill your boss on jeets
>>218755254his boss is a jeet cant you read
>>218755245it had nice prose but that's about it
>>218755246they speak english
>>218755246Cheap and English-speaking
>>218755264read what
>>218755246We're smarter, stronger, we work harder, we're not little woke weasels and we're dedicated to our responsibilities, a rare quality on whites
>>218755246nigeria is actually a huge country - 230-240m people and a much younger population
>>218755290alright vivek
>>218755290>We're smarterLol>strongerLol>we work harder, Lol>we're not little woke weasels Lol>and we're dedicated to our responsibilitiesLol
>>218755227I know he didn’t write it himself but someone did and that’s an insane level of mental illness. Just knowing that amount of pornstars should get you sectioned, nevermind ones of a specific race. Christ.
>>21875515660cm is kino, -30C is a bitch tho
>>218755335can't be as bad as this anon
Had 4 Rob Roys. But fell asleep
>>218755350Think this is from simpcity originally actually. Like most humiliating posts involving onlyfans whores
>>218755227Nice someone posted a doc of this on /sp/ but it expired by the time I checked the tab
>>218755377mate i use that place to coom and ive never seen that insanely grim that you recognize it
live from inside 77th hq
>>218755395I was just guessing because I saw a similar rant on the bonbibonkers simpchat the other day
>>218755156>60cm expectedalri, you can come back Jacques Cartier, all is forgiven
>>218755434If you’ve got even half of 60cm for me I’ll be a very happy bloke
>>218755200normally i'd agree but this is a bit mental. don't think i've ever seen it snow so much in all my life >>218755201very fortunate to be warm and cozy inside and can hunker down until it's over. people who have to work outdoors in this deserve a medal >>218755204i know bad choice. will do better next cycle, maybe a cute little cockroach in the amazon rain forest
>>218755450how about a quarter?
>>218755458>people who have to work outdoors in this deserve a medalfake news, they can just stay inside too x
tung tung big guy pants sahur
>>218755483Yeah 15cm is fine x
>>218755494based tagalog speaker
grokking some softcore erotica x
>>218755454Need to see johnny retard or martin massive mong whatever the name was
>>218755504watched brokeback tonighti'm open
>>218755344it's only -10c rn but it feels a lot colder, maybe it's psychological seeing all this snow>>218755434would love to be in france rn sadly all flights are cancelled
Tagalog is literally just like pidgin English now you mention it. Any time I see someone speak it online I can read like 1/4-1/2 of it but the rest, I imagine, is like a clicker from the last of us
>>218755509Got the local llm setup. Grokberg will not be training itself on my pornographic literary works
>>218755545no joke we would be paralizedcan't do shit for you be i wish we could
[Intro]Grrah(Stop playin' with 'em, RIOT)[Chorus]Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guy, grrahSpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay[Post-Chorus]Off the wake up, I'm feelin' my best (Like)I bend over, I do my lil' stretch (Like)Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch (Like)Feel like that fish, so I'm pumpin' my chest (Grrah)I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Puff (Grrah)I be locked in, like, no, this isn't luck (Grrah)Eatin' fancy, like, no, this isn't chum (Grrah)With my bestie, like everything fun (Grrah, grrah, grrah)[Chorus]Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Like)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay[Verse]Big things 'bout to happen todayI woke up feelin' a brand new wayFacin' the world in a brand new waySpongeBob, big guy pants, okayTight fit, square hipsDoin' a dance in my big guy pantsThe baddest, the top of the list, I amAnd all my pearls, they came fresh out a clam[Chorus]Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Like)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay[Post-Chorus]Off the wake up, I'm feelin' my bestBig things 'bout to happen today (Like)I bend over, I do my lil' stretchI woke up feelin' a brand new way (Like)Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catchFacin' the world in a brand new way (Like)Feel like that fish, so I'm pumpin' my chestSpongeBob, big guy pants, okay[Chorus]Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Like)SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
English girls' names:>Rose Smith>Alice WilliamsScottish girls' names:>Mildred Mongo>Morag McBruiser
Rorke, mate
>>218755542Mate you’re always open to itYou’re always making gay comments on here
>>218755614whats it to you cunt
>>218755629fuck off morag you glaikit shoogly peg cunt
circumcising myself with a can opener
>>218755600Based alert
No lie when I was in secondary school I knew a kid named Ben DoverOnly found out because I saw his book, they never read his full name out on the registerTragic that some people just ruin their kids life for a laugh
>>218755490everyone on the street has given up on shovelling all our piddly little walkways, but we'll all have fun tomorrow digging out our cars
>>218755623NO I'M NOTIT'S CAUSE OF YOU I'M LIKE THIS
new trim
>>218755661
>>218755577very very cute little creature this
>>218755645t. Rt Hon Danny Beales
>>218755661this has the look of a private society vidmental how their scenes could be from 1994 or 2025 and nobody would be able to tell the difference
>>218755690Thats me
>>218755710>>218755690clearly an alpaca you muppets
America is the greatest country on Earth.
>>218755572aww thanks. we'll be fine, we're equipped for it it's just a pain in the butt. some places in the us aren't used to snow and have lost power, which must be really awful
Sticking porn vids in Disney VHS boxes and flogging them on ebay
>>218755727I could be an alpaca. You dont define me
>>218755727Alpaca my foot up your arse in a minute
got my arse on upside down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0i88t0Kacs"tougher than yours"
Wish brits would fuck offThey don’t fit in with us here (American and Australians)
>>218755752Dont know who these are
I’d lick her butthole.
never realized alpacas were so small. they're all short furry little things
>>218755798you're not funny
>>218755834Turning rorke into one of these things with peruvian black magic and then raping him on macchu picchu
>>218755752looks like a maga mutt in the thumbnail
>>218755660sorry sweet x
>>218755844some nice peruvian pan flute music in the background and it could be quite romantic
>>218755908shan’t
>>218755917Mate I'm letting you post here so just watch the fucking video
>>218755862*kisses you tenderly*not gay, just lads being lads
>>218755798agreed, their posts are horrendous case in point: >>218755908
>>218755424not heard of her in a while>lost the weight and put some proper photos upgood for her i guess
i mean you could woo rorke alpaca pretty easily i would think https://youtu.be/MxN1hkGvwPU?si=sCa_Cmv5eAR0iU0y&t=98
>>218755963She uploads loads of fucking videos with a fucking strap on which just ruins the wankAlso she used ozempic which should be illegal
>>218755985When i went to machu picchu they had the titanic music on pan pipe music
just heard a bird making loads of noise but it's 1am and he's meant to be sleeping, haha silly little fella
porn should be illegal
>>218755818An Elden Ring god and his kids and grandkid >>218755853On brand pic related
>>218756053Never played it
>>218756044your mum should be illegal
what happened to the free the nipple movement, come back i need you more than ever
>>218756087Whatever happened to that kony fella
some clues to be gained within:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-HCvayuYG0
>>218756044Some shaggers, eheheheheh, u know what I mean u know what I'm saying, some of those cats have incredible willpower and it's not a problem to not look at porn, because they're getting laid. For everyone else, we're about as hardwired as possible to look at it. Believe that too I don't think that's an excuse. And then fetish is introduced. Bad news.
>>218755963She still streams from time to time, from what I've seen she's a bit messed up in the head, internet exposure trauma
>>218756114I stopped watching porn when I was a virgin
>>218756014that sounds about right. how was peru and machu picchu?
Spaffed twice in the space of thirty minutes, just not on
Especially when you're autistic neurodivergent or whatever too, that's well documented now. Way more likely to be perverted essentially. Get whole autistic subcultures out of what used to be a well hidden biological function that I saw on /sci/ might have been smuggled in to help spazzes spread their genes, now it's a curse. Autism and porn combo has nearly completely derailed civilization. Autists are supposed to be like the praying mantises in mass effect, not going to cartoon porn conventions and dressing like women.
>>218756053how come he's dressed like a big gay woolly mammoth
>>218756172You stallion
>>218756164Religious or stoic or just a naturally well put together young man?
>>218756169Good. Would recommend
>>218756212I realised porn was doing me no good and it's cucked and gayAlso the people that peddle it are... well... you know...
>>218755156have you tried melting it
>>218755834Lil fluffball
>>218756211If this keeps up there'll be nothing left of me
Rewatching big Lez Show It’s really not aged wellLOADS of homophobic jokes really just awkward and uncomfortable
>>218756229Oh ok, gay I see
>>218756229they're what rorke?
>>218756229No, good on you, sorry
>>218756262pscriana tim
>>218756087loads of women in my city don't wear bras anymore so i guess it was a success
>>218756262It's going to be a fine night tonight, la la la la la la la la
>>218756217good to know. never been to south america but sometimes i think it would interesting to see at least something down there
just realised toilmongs are back at work today
why isn't there someone like tommy robbinson or charlie vietch who isn't a weirdo pro-israel freak. A political party that was anti immigrant but also logical to things like environmental issues and human rights violations would clean up at the polls but no, all the anti immigrant stuff MUST be linked to pro israel and america worshiping freakazoids
>>218756329You already know why mate
>>218756329why does it bother you so much, just ignore it then? seems like a weird hill to die on
>>218756233yes they've brought in few of these babies. should be right as rain in no time
Would you guys ever vote for an American King?
>>218756329anti Israel and anti immigration is not allowed to exist as a political party by the powers that be
>>218756379Churchill was AmericanThatcher was AmericanCromwell was American
>>218756326>>218756329I’m tired chief.
>>218756396We did our best for them, some people don't want help
quite frankly going to go on a seven night all inclusive holiday at a 4 star hotel in or indeed 'on' the canary islands in spain. will just forget my troubles for a week and eat and drink and lounge in the lovely warm 22 degrees sun which is much nicer than here
mad how annoying cats are the cute bastards
>>218756200A Korean woman drew it, CHADahn' horns are a homage to those meteor monsters. He's a str(aight) main
>>218756329good point but environmentalism is a meme
>>218755818Magnus the Red on the left
>>218756461Not really We've had one day of snow this winter Climate change is very obviously happening
>>218756424love it x
>>218756507there is no evidence that human activity is causing the climate to change thoughbeit
>>218756517Literally just about £800 - £1,200, I reckon everyone here with a week to spare should do it and refresh themselves!
>>218756447sorry didn't mean to slag it off. i honestly don't know anything about what that is or who those characters are supposed to be
I’d have sex with Emma Watson.
My heart goes out to any lad living in a flagt where nosenberg the landlord doesn't allow pets
>>218756586i heard she has quite cheeky poos
>>218756588Based landlords, animals are dirty and belong outside
>>218756611Don’t know what that means.
>>218756588cruel to have an animal in an apartment honestly
>>218756632Are you dumb? It means she poos cheekily
i have respect for the jews its a shame they have to be so damn evil and conniving
just talk to women like they are children
>animals are dirty and belong outside
>>218756581It's ney bother, I wasn't being serious either
Went to bury st Edmunds this weekend to tell the Americans who visit to go back to their own country.
Didn't someone just post their results? Where did I see that
>>2187567212 for £2 is a bargain
That was really tough at the end
hop in
>>218756843Shower first
>>218756861gay cunt
just cummed
>>218756771Was over there last Spring and on 3 occasions heard you guys ranting about Americans. One time at a pub in the middle of nowhere and a sweet old lady was talking about assassinating the president and how they should stop selling Land Rovers to us. Then a guy on the train doing something like a Kentucky accent to his gf saying he was from Kentucky and how he sayells tracturs. Wiry guy. Reported it obviously.
>>218756953Based Let this be a lesson to you to not come back
>>218756843dropped this game maybe halfway in, really liked the first one but this one was worse to me in just about every way. even had gacha shite in it.
>>218756965Oh I'm coming back, but not until 2028 probably
>>218756977Hopefully by then antiamerican sentiment will have reached such a fever pitch youll be too terrified to come here
>>218756953To be completely honest, the only issue is when you lot just get really loud for no fucking reason. Sometimes it feels like you can't really read the room
what'd he tell him
>>218756843After 1 more run, promise...
>>218757011Did that immediately first time I went there. Went to order a coffee Americanly and realized everyone else was pedo whispering
>>218757011We’re just high t and based
>>218757027It's not really a whisper, there's just less people and noise (usually because of the music from my experience in both countries) at any one time so you can kind of just talk normally>>218757034Yeah I think so
me in the UK
>>218756977I'm gonna fly to Wyoming and buy a day ticket to one of you quarries and mine fossils from the green river formation. Then I'll fuck your women
>>218757055While I was in the USA all the fitties who worked at the coffee shop used to flirt with me (according to my gf) lol
might go to maccies
>>218757097>Then I'll fuck your womenBut only if they let you
>>218757099Based, they've probably never seen a white guy
>>218757109In massachusetts? Every 2nd couple was mixed. Including me
>>218757125>Including meWas it weird people not staring at you?
>>218757125hapa?
What's the polymarket odds for employedman to rope himself
>>218757139I never get stared at anywayBut they stared at me when I spoke because of the accent :/Didn't help that my gf would parade me around telling me to say certain words because it sounded different>>218757148Mulatto
i don't give a flying crud y'all
>>218757159I've heard enough get him a Man City contract NOW!
>>218757159>Didn't help that my gf would parade me around telling me to say certain words because it sounded differentDo you also bark on command
just found out the escort is a russian spy
>>218757181I probably would have if she askedShe was insanely fitI stayed with her after she battered me two separate times lol
This is my favorite body type on a girl. Womanlet with thick athletic legs. Unfortunately they're prone to getting fat.
>>218757182Why would a Russian spy hang out with your and not be trying to get into bed with powerful people?
right when I go on holiday to spain then what are the chances from 0-100% of another holiday goer who is female becoming attracted to me and spending a NIGHT in my room if you see what I mean?
any boring dullards in
>>218757215Post a picture of yourself
rorke catching a cod on the end of his tackleleftypol sitting on the picnic blanket cheering him on
Morning lads
>>2187572150%
>>218757238morning palhave a good day at toil
>>218757231cute! more like this please.
>>218757211actually kgb used to do this with any number of foreign randos in russia at least, in the hopes that one of them would eventually become someone of importance. Trump actually visited Russia in the 80s when they were 100% doing this.
just found out the escort is an albanian spy
>>218757238Dobro utro
>>218757250Thanks, it's in 5-6 hours. >>218757271Dobro utro :)
>>218757238morning bulgy
>>218757253>Tfw no russian whore agent taking their chances on me
>rorke catching a cod on the end of his tackleleftypol sitting on the picnic blanket cheering him on
>>218757284Good evening, for you I presume.
>>218757253imagine having to be a whore spy getting shagged by old men only to have the USSR fall in the end
>>218757225shan't. I'm a bit handsome but also a manlet>>218757246absolute zero? I think that can't be
Would rather die than sleep in bed with a woman
>>218757321Id imagine Spanish woman absolutely fucking hate us so I'll go with 0% also
I got stared at when I went to america they had never seen someone taller than he was wide before
>>218757299eventually fsb picked up where kgb left off and they would have those old files
>>218757225depends on if you play your cards right, lots of girls like to have fun on holiday>>218757331the problem is they are always cold and want the room to bee 40C, I can't fall asleep if its hot, I need to be a little cold. It's a big problem.
>>218757331ktim
>>218757354The problem I found was that my ex (only woman I slept in bed with) would hog the covers and push me to the wall then complain that I tried to take the covers in my sleep>>218757359Good lad
>>218757332well I said another holiday goer not a native spanish lady but I have not shagged in half a year and will shag within a great range, as long as the shagee is female and at least 6/10
22c, what do you make of that?
>>218757298Tis i friend. Wow you're quick at telling us Yanks apart. Even I can't do that lol
>>218757398nice and snug
>>218757422lovely pleasant poster you are
>>218757398bruce shivering at the thought
>>218757435thank you!!!! you too <3
>>218757371That's you gotta have a big cover and even better two separate ones. >>218757407It was just a lucky guess. I just know New York is 7 hours behind us, but that means even in LA it's about 6:30pm rn which is technically evening.
>>218757451genuinely that is cold to me
>>218757453We had a big cover she was just strong
>>218756122
>>218757454spoiled little shitand youre right next door to antarctica too
mr bean's gf reminds me of ruby
>>218757516I bet she ate his retarded asshole while he grunted
wanking my willy CAREFULLY and slow to the gifs and webms of the lesbian movies thread on /tv/
>>218757525bean doesnt believe in sex before marriage actually he probably doesnt believe in sex within marriage hes a carefree childlike sort
anyone else looking forward to the next rose stream?
>>218757486For me it's always the temp man, it's a real problem almost in every relationship, I would wake up drenched in sweat in thee middle of the night or can't fall asleep and then they do the "you never cuddle with me", sometimes I would just go sleep in another room if I have to get up early. Right now it's 2C here and I haven't put on the AC, but even if it was colder I wouldn't put it on, now that I am by myself I sleep like a baby. I like it cold in the room with a lot of covers - best sleep.The colder it got here is this winter is -5 and I haven't put the AC even once.
>>218757539*gives you a hand*
I don't believe the character of mr bean could possibly have sex, he doesn't seem like he even understands it exists. odd that he even has a girlfriend or why he wanted one, he's so dismissive of and disinterested in her
>>218757557I sweat super easily in the Spring. I had this fucking problem too, it's a complete nightmareI want my body to be ROOM temperature, not scorching hot, I don't want to be held.
How come leftypol is so into black cuckold shit? Isn’t that demeaning to them
>>218757559I think he secretly laid pipe
>>218757503Can't stick round for Bonbi, a baddiedem is eating wrappers>>218757545Didn't know she still streamed
>>218757566>I don't want to be held:(
>>218757566>I don't want to be heldI wouldn't have a problem but that makes it even hotter (tempt wise). It's mental, at least in the summer they want the AC and it's nice and crisp.
>>218757591not a problem>>218757597There's no ac in England so this isn't a thing
>>218757539The spitting one
>>218757610>There's no ac in England so this isn't a thingOh yaeh I forgot. I actually slept well in the UK, air quality was so much better than Bulgaria.
anyone want a deadlock invite
>>218757625Hope you slept lovely, sleeping here is just very comfy if you're in the country (like I am)
>>218757630I did, it was in a small dorm bed but still lol, I was in York.
raping the sea
>>218757651In my opinion small beds are much cosier than big ones
>>218757657Alri Poseidon
>>218757644Is that that Appalachian girl?
