Heather Graham Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) edition
>>218758150i'm feeling sexual
Great titties
what the fuck is happening in america
Heather Graham - Boogie Nights
She must have been a really fun fuck. I think she still looks relatively good.
Why did the escort ask me if I had a girlfriend
i saw a ghost
>>218758231was it before or after the needful?
>>218758231she likes you ;)
mumberg keeps leaving little poo pellets around the bathroom like in the shower and on the floor no how idea it keeps happening and why she doesn't notice them afterwards, it's starting to upset me
>>218758262girls dont poo you must have rats
>>218758247Before cuz I couldn't get it up cuz porn induced ed and death grip - lol! She thought it was because I was cheating on my gf and was nervous and couldn't get it up lol anyway I gotta go nofap
>>218758272>I gotta go nofapDo it, also no porn, it's a game changer. Not that I had that problem but mentally it's much better and you get better erections. Was she hot?
Remember hearing an AI guy on a podcast saying he thinks prostitution is going to be one of the only jobs left for people to do in a couple decades, one of the oldest jobs and probably the one that will always exist
>>218758287I mean she was okay but in her 30s and brown Latina mystery mix massive fake tits not exactly my type
>>218758150this nasty whore race traitor dated a jew. hope she gets brutally and violently raped, tortured and murdered
back from maccies and i had diarrhea happened the other month too now that i think of it
>>218758306>massive fake titsdang, that's a turn off for me, why pick her? Also what is a latina mystery mix doing in Ireland
right well thats my arse blacked then isnt it
rorke and his da circumcising each other in support of israel
>>218758321Never happened in American Mcdonalds but that did happen when I ate at one of your Mcdonalds. In WINCHESTER. Winchester Mcdonalds, I tell everyone back home not to eat at Winchester Mcdonalds. I really do. Nasty Winchester Mcdonalds, it's sad folks.
>>218758338scream
>>218758321I haven't been in 7-8 years probably. Once or twice a year I'll make a burger at home, I made this yesterday.
>>218758327is it actually
>>218758338
>>218758346looks peng x
>>218758327
Happy gays are queer again
encapsulating a poo
>>218758353Thanks, fries are the double fry method you guys do. I think that Heston chef invented them or something.
Screaming, pooing, crying, all at once
>>218758412you type like a fed
want to eat some food :/
>>218758452
pooing my pants what the fuck are you gonna do rorke?
>>218758456how does a fed type exactly? Are they Heston Blumenthol fans?
I am the eggmanI am the walrus
What about Harriet the Spy
Causing the semi-sentient MI5 surveillance AI tasked with monitoring me a psychotic break, as it's forced to live a day in my miserable incel life
>>218758460what a massive willy
>>218758324Only semi okay one in my areaOh there's loads of ethnic horrors beyond comprehension in every corner of the emerald isle
has the mouseposter quit streaming?
>>218758327>>218758338ScromglingTwo gemmy posts at 4am
>>218758498>Oh there's loads of ethnic horrors beyond comprehension in every corner of the emerald isleI guess. There are no latinas here, at least I haven't seen and I get around.
>>218758520NO NO NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS MAKE IT STOP
>>218758491ktim
>>218758520Not the worst thing in the world
Watching American Dad and crying laughing at this shit must have been what the guests at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding were thinking kek
>>218758460ktim
if i found ET i don't think i would help him
Francine Smith sex arse
>>218758520I have a buddy and years ago he would play this game with his friend, they would go out and whoever gets to fuck the biggest piglet is the winner.
>>218758558if they found ET today theyd call him an incelit not right
>>218758563with his friends*
>>218758577sad but true
Might start a band and call ourselves Don Imus and the Nappy Headed Hos.
>>218758558Would get him to shove his finger up my arse and film it
shaved my beard. now i feel youthful and free
ET getting beat to death after leftypol stuck him in a migrant hotel
>>218758613scrimbling
I'm not a paedophile by the way
Got nothing to say.
>>218758610Nice, I haven't shaved with a razor since high school lel
>>218758668Feels good man
>>218758610
>>218758671You had a big beard? I have a trimmer and do it every 4 days with a 3mm guard. >>218758672big mistake
Never trust a nigga who picked Bulbasaur
>>218758698not huge but big enough to be annoyingdon't think i'll be growing it out again
putting ET in a washing machine
Posting about ET online
>>218758705Why
I think Australians might actually be dumber than Americans
ProtestantsCatholicsWhat's it all about
>>218758774dont worry petal its all over now xx
>>218758761Uploading videos of ET to Liveleak
This is literally me
>>218758784oh yay !!
>>218758767I thought it was one of the coolest countries before what they did during Covid.
walking ET around on a lead
drinking water at 5 in the morning CORR it peng x
I bought a Project Zomboid server so people could play and they didn't even join
love when the amateur schizos who talk about le epic /brit/ characters are a sleep and the real fucked up niggas get a chance to shine
annihilated the wordle today
>>218758856adam pussy smasher
selling ET to an albanian
>>218758838if i had a pc i would play with you x
Love starting a new Minecraft world and playing for an hour then never touching it again
>>218758880I'd love to play with you T_T
TOIL LOOMS
I used to play fifa and CS as a wee lad >>218758921in 2 and a half hours
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articlesmuch to consider
*yawns*
I'm thinking a crisp cold shower and a cigarette after.
>>218759009a good decision
dont even like wanking but the evil incel black pilled thoughts get too strong if i dont do it
5 flushes and the tp still hasn't clear from the dunny. Meanwhile I feel pootoil rapdily approaching
>>218758183SCREAM
Wanking on all fours
>>218758520https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769310028405633.webm
>>218759067um(turn webcam on)
>>218759088balls look so funny
sfw what a load of balls the only 2 adverts here are a cartoon arse jiggling and an anime womans arse being pushed into an anime blokes face. sfw yeah sure maybe if you work at porn.co.uk
as we dance into the fiya~that fatal kiss is all we nee~d
>>218759110phone posting freak
Made the mistake of letting gfberg choose a movie I knew she was going to pick this one why did I do it
getting a lot of advertisements for ai girlfriends, surely no one is actually using this shit? i'm a massive incel and even i'm not that desperate
>>218759088nice fuckable ass on him
>>218759067second time hearing about this wanking style in under a week so now I'm thinking I need to try this
>>218759133ok
>>218759166do you try everything you hear about twice?suicide suicide
Do women generally enjoy sex in the missionary position? I saw the escort again today. We had sex before with her legs spread. I went a bit harder today and pressed down on her more this time and she seemed to moan a lot more. Turned me on tbqh.
right well that's the lads them isn't it
>>218759302right again today 06:52 in the morning was it? fuck off with this larp already
>>218759286This is how I picture a /brit/ meetup to look like
>>218759146love that an aussie is tiptoeing
I love Scotland!
>I love Scotland!
>>218759348guten morgen doktor
if i see escortlarper its on sight
time for bedlong day of neeting tomorrow
>>218759397A proper custard tart is where it's at
forgot to buy pasta sauce
nothing like a modafinil poo after constipationthe 3rd and 4th ones aren't so fun however
Never thought I'd use afterpay or any of that but just used it to buy a backpack.Must be the first time I've bought something on credit in my 33 years
almost crashed my car earlier when i was driving over a bridge because there was this bint in a bikini standing on the guardrail with her arse right in my face as i drove past, should be illegal
>>218759452>>218759485
it does not get better than this
wouldn't mind getting a job as a truck driver and listening to audiobooks and podcasts all day and admiring the scenery
>>218759485should have pulled over and raped her
Meanwhile we refuse to report illegals because he'd got himself a cat and proved he'd settled into a nice family life in the UK
>>218759625shouldn't have been here illegally
>>218758933Indubitably
might binge
>>218759672not a big fan of worf and geordi for some reason
>>218759533just millionaire shortbread isn't it let's be honest>>218759317shut that boring cunt right up
why don't orientals cook their fish
>>218759625I thought marrying a yank made you a legal citizenright, well that's plan a out the window
umposters don't get offended, they take umbrage
feeling good, feeling great, feeling great, feeling good, how are youuuuu?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgfrE28gpc
>>218759552bet its harder than you think, you'd be held to a strict schedule
>>218759740Why run when you can walk
>>218752954Rare good outer/int/ thread have a look before the jannard wakens
