Heather Graham Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) edition
>>218758150i'm feeling sexual
Great titties
what the fuck is happening in america
Heather Graham - Boogie Nights
She must have been a really fun fuck. I think she still looks relatively good.
Why did the escort ask me if I had a girlfriend
i saw a ghost
>>218758231was it before or after the needful?
>>218758231she likes you ;)
mumberg keeps leaving little poo pellets around the bathroom like in the shower and on the floor no how idea it keeps happening and why she doesn't notice them afterwards, it's starting to upset me
>>218758262girls dont poo you must have rats
>>218758247Before cuz I couldn't get it up cuz porn induced ed and death grip - lol! She thought it was because I was cheating on my gf and was nervous and couldn't get it up lol anyway I gotta go nofap
>>218758272>I gotta go nofapDo it, also no porn, it's a game changer. Not that I had that problem but mentally it's much better and you get better erections. Was she hot?
Remember hearing an AI guy on a podcast saying he thinks prostitution is going to be one of the only jobs left for people to do in a couple decades, one of the oldest jobs and probably the one that will always exist
>>218758287I mean she was okay but in her 30s and brown Latina mystery mix massive fake tits not exactly my type
>>218758150this nasty whore race traitor dated a jew. hope she gets brutally and violently raped, tortured and murdered
back from maccies and i had diarrhea happened the other month too now that i think of it
>>218758306>massive fake titsdang, that's a turn off for me, why pick her? Also what is a latina mystery mix doing in Ireland
right well thats my arse blacked then isnt it
rorke and his da circumcising each other in support of israel
>>218758321Never happened in American Mcdonalds but that did happen when I ate at one of your Mcdonalds. In WINCHESTER. Winchester Mcdonalds, I tell everyone back home not to eat at Winchester Mcdonalds. I really do. Nasty Winchester Mcdonalds, it's sad folks.
>>218758338scream
>>218758321I haven't been in 7-8 years probably. Once or twice a year I'll make a burger at home, I made this yesterday.
>>218758327is it actually
>>218758338
>>218758346looks peng x
>>218758327
Happy gays are queer again
encapsulating a poo
>>218758353Thanks, fries are the double fry method you guys do. I think that Heston chef invented them or something.
Screaming, pooing, crying, all at once
>>218758412you type like a fed
want to eat some food :/
>>218758452
pooing my pants what the fuck are you gonna do rorke?
>>218758456how does a fed type exactly? Are they Heston Blumenthol fans?
I am the eggmanI am the walrus
What about Harriet the Spy
Causing the semi-sentient MI5 surveillance AI tasked with monitoring me a psychotic break, as it's forced to live a day in my miserable incel life
>>218758460what a massive willy
>>218758324Only semi okay one in my areaOh there's loads of ethnic horrors beyond comprehension in every corner of the emerald isle
has the mouseposter quit streaming?
>>218758327>>218758338ScromglingTwo gemmy posts at 4am
>>218758498>Oh there's loads of ethnic horrors beyond comprehension in every corner of the emerald isleI guess. There are no latinas here, at least I haven't seen and I get around.
>>218758520NO NO NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS MAKE IT STOP
>>218758491ktim
>>218758520Not the worst thing in the world
Watching American Dad and crying laughing at this shit must have been what the guests at Brooklyn Beckham's wedding were thinking kek
>>218758460ktim
if i found ET i don't think i would help him
Francine Smith sex arse
>>218758520I have a buddy and years ago he would play this game with his friend, they would go out and whoever gets to fuck the biggest piglet is the winner.
>>218758558if they found ET today theyd call him an incelit not right
>>218758563with his friends*
>>218758577sad but true
Might start a band and call ourselves Don Imus and the Nappy Headed Hos.
>>218758558Would get him to shove his finger up my arse and film it
shaved my beard. now i feel youthful and free
ET getting beat to death after leftypol stuck him in a migrant hotel
>>218758613scrimbling
I'm not a paedophile by the way
Got nothing to say.
>>218758610Nice, I haven't shaved with a razor since high school lel
>>218758668Feels good man
>>218758610
>>218758671You had a big beard? I have a trimmer and do it every 4 days with a 3mm guard. >>218758672big mistake
Never trust a nigga who picked Bulbasaur
>>218758698not huge but big enough to be annoyingdon't think i'll be growing it out again
putting ET in a washing machine
Posting about ET online
>>218758705Why
I think Australians might actually be dumber than Americans
ProtestantsCatholicsWhat's it all about
>>218758774dont worry petal its all over now xx
>>218758761Uploading videos of ET to Liveleak
This is literally me
>>218758784oh yay !!
>>218758767I thought it was one of the coolest countries before what they did during Covid.
walking ET around on a lead
drinking water at 5 in the morning CORR it peng x
I bought a Project Zomboid server so people could play and they didn't even join
love when the amateur schizos who talk about le epic /brit/ characters are a sleep and the real fucked up niggas get a chance to shine
annihilated the wordle today
>>218758856adam pussy smasher
selling ET to an albanian
>>218758838if i had a pc i would play with you x
Love starting a new Minecraft world and playing for an hour then never touching it again
>>218758880I'd love to play with you T_T
TOIL LOOMS
I used to play fifa and CS as a wee lad >>218758921in 2 and a half hours
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articlesmuch to consider
*yawns*
I'm thinking a crisp cold shower and a cigarette after.
>>218759009a good decision
dont even like wanking but the evil incel black pilled thoughts get too strong if i dont do it
5 flushes and the tp still hasn't clear from the dunny. Meanwhile I feel pootoil rapdily approaching
>>218758183SCREAM
Wanking on all fours
>>218758520https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769310028405633.webm
>>218759067um(turn webcam on)
>>218759088balls look so funny
sfw what a load of balls the only 2 adverts here are a cartoon arse jiggling and an anime womans arse being pushed into an anime blokes face. sfw yeah sure maybe if you work at porn.co.uk
as we dance into the fiya~that fatal kiss is all we nee~d
>>218759110phone posting freak
Made the mistake of letting gfberg choose a movie I knew she was going to pick this one why did I do it
getting a lot of advertisements for ai girlfriends, surely no one is actually using this shit? i'm a massive incel and even i'm not that desperate
>>218759088nice fuckable ass on him
>>218759067second time hearing about this wanking style in under a week so now I'm thinking I need to try this
>>218759133ok
>>218759166do you try everything you hear about twice?suicide suicide
Do women generally enjoy sex in the missionary position? I saw the escort again today. We had sex before with her legs spread. I went a bit harder today and pressed down on her more this time and she seemed to moan a lot more. Turned me on tbqh.
right well that's the lads them isn't it
>>218759302right again today 06:52 in the morning was it? fuck off with this larp already
>>218759286This is how I picture a /brit/ meetup to look like
>>218759146love that an aussie is tiptoeing
I love Scotland!
>I love Scotland!
>>218759348guten morgen doktor
if i see escortlarper its on sight
time for bedlong day of neeting tomorrow
>>218759397A proper custard tart is where it's at
forgot to buy pasta sauce
nothing like a modafinil poo after constipationthe 3rd and 4th ones aren't so fun however
Never thought I'd use afterpay or any of that but just used it to buy a backpack.Must be the first time I've bought something on credit in my 33 years
almost crashed my car earlier when i was driving over a bridge because there was this bint in a bikini standing on the guardrail with her arse right in my face as i drove past, should be illegal
>>218759452>>218759485
it does not get better than this
wouldn't mind getting a job as a truck driver and listening to audiobooks and podcasts all day and admiring the scenery
>>218759485should have pulled over and raped her
Meanwhile we refuse to report illegals because he'd got himself a cat and proved he'd settled into a nice family life in the UK
>>218759625shouldn't have been here illegally
>>218758933Indubitably
might binge
>>218759672not a big fan of worf and geordi for some reason
>>218759533just millionaire shortbread isn't it let's be honest>>218759317shut that boring cunt right up
why don't orientals cook their fish
>>218759625I thought marrying a yank made you a legal citizenright, well that's plan a out the window
umposters don't get offended, they take umbrage
feeling good, feeling great, feeling great, feeling good, how are youuuuu?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgfrE28gpc
>>218759552bet its harder than you think, you'd be held to a strict schedule
>>218759740Why run when you can walk
>>218752954Rare good outer/int/ thread have a look before the jannard wakens
Mousey was a pioneer
>>218759840fucking hell i should kill myself
eating poo
I watched This is England(2006) yesterday and I had a dream I was in a game where I was playing as Crash Bandicoot with a crossbow and I was taking out the skinheads
>>218759552Ah yes the scenery of Australia, flat dirt roads for 1000kms
>>218759858kinell bet they got in some amount of trouble over that
my hobbies are browsing 4chan and playing video games
Prostate pat and his black and white sack
fingering a blue whale
It seems today that all you see is wogs in the movies and Jews on tv
just farted
are we just not posting then
>>218759840god how depressing
farted again
sir clear water
>homer bimpson
>>218759552It's a hard job
Rosie Jones se.....I'm sorry, I can't do it
>>218759930how about gomer dimpson
>>218759764Seriously underrated post. What a waste.
>>218759797whats good about it i'm not reaindg 180 replies without reason
Woke up to my 5:45 alarm and then right back asleep only just woke up now.Really fucking disappointed in myself
This year I’m saying nup to the cup
>>218759968puns are dumb and umposting is for noncesgive me a good poo post any day
>>218760008grim. woke up at half 5 and I've been to the gym already now about to scran some eggs and suck a 'ffee down
>>218760028right well theres no need to mog him is there
had a dream i got my cat pregnant
>>218760036no you didnt
>>218760028Ok well done. Literally ONE day I fall back asleep. You aren’t special id still fill you in if ever saw u
>>218759953no, killed it
>>218760061what would be the most humane way to euthanize him
>>218760087don't threaten me with a good time
any toilsmen in?
>>218760126no, it's a bank holiday
>>218760126it can't be time for toil again already
why do mongs do this? can't they just leave things be?
I just learned that the Pitcairn Islands were uninhabited before 9 English mutineers kidnapped a bunch of Tahitian women and children on their ship, landed there, and basically pumped them full of kids for nearly 40 years spawning a civilizationYou just can’t do that type of shit anymore.
>>218760197nowt wrong with it either you autist
>>218760197I like them :)
>>218760215yeah there is. it looks fucking shit and unnatural
>>218760224whatever rorke
>exists in nature>unnaturalcurious
I reckon it might be time to hit the reset button on state borders divided by the Mississippi.
the berg
>>218760279ah yes those pebbles which naturally stack themselves on top of each other neatly
bro having a melty over rocks at twenty to eight in the morning
>>218760282whats he doing up there then
I'm pleased to report I do indeed have my bum out
cantona on a mad one
Can NOT stop farting.
doing a *checks notes* poo
>>218758308Normal people>heh that's a funny movieYou>[incel rambling]
I feel like shit, good thing I work from home x
Bit murky outWet but not raining
>>218760373If you see any cairns on your travels be a good lad and kick them over x
>>218760197Don't know but it really drives me up the wallHumans can't go anywhere without leaving their mark, it screams arroganceI kick them down every time
>>218760409yowowow my toe!
>>218760409yowowowowow how could you give your own brother the spicy rockpile!
>>218760422>>218760481Diddyblud really typed these out, reread them, solved 3 complex captchas and still hit post
Todays eats:>breakfast Tuna on toast>lunchSushi, some potato wedges>dinnerChicken nuggets, veggies, satay tofu, lemon and ginger drink
People who asked:>0
Grabbed by the ghoulies eidishion
gone up to 70kg even though ive been eating lessfucking SICK of this shite
>>218760531Im missing a clear direction. I don’t know where you want me to land.
>>218759088I was hoping she would fart as they sometimes do during orgasms, then it would be perfect. That video is missing a fart sound.
thought i'd be bald by 30 but i'm now 36 and still not even close
>>218760422>>218760481This feels underdeveloped—like you posted the first draft and hoped for the best.
At 10pm there will be a very special announcement involving several beloved regular posters and a weekly podcast they will be making
I want everything to do with Emma Watson's shitpoop.
I need to leave for toil asap as possible
>>218760671not for me mate. wfh and already wasted half an hour of toilberg's time with a leisurely poo and coffee
>>218758199For me, it's her performance in 'Anger management'
>>218760671wont be leaving for another hour megetting the off peak train because i cant be arsed today
now that was a rough night
You don't understand, I'm only 90 kg90 kg is healthy
morning you disgusting incel monsters
>>218760282>watches alex honnold once
>>218760726alri
>>218760282hes gone mental
>>218760726morning fellow ghoul
>>218760743*grabs you*
>>218760688used to get her tits out quite often if i recall
Highly successful first poo of the week
>>218760061JUST DO IT
>>218760765I see that you know your judo well. get your hand of my penis!
death to america o algo
>>218760811death to trump (from natural causes)
