How would you split up the US?
>>218759912>>218759947please stop making me become canadian
>>218760011it's the best thing for you in the long run. americans will celebrate when the canadian army comes in and takes over
>>218759912I think this would be ideal geographically and on an aesthetic level.
>>218760066There's no way Texas is going to take on the burden of the loser states. It'd be independant.
>>218760082Texas would share the burden with Florida and Ohio, that's not so bad.
>>218759947oops I just noticed I made California invade one Canadian state by accident. That wouldn't happen, California and Canada are sister nations
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>>218760022>canada takes over>i receive my mandatory fr*nch handbook>mountie rides up on his gay little horse in his gay little costume>gives me my new indian wife poota
>>218760011The greater good
>>218759912oregon and washington are already spiritually canadian
>>218759912fixed it.America will help you deport all the fucking illegally human trafficked jeets and other abominations from canada, that don't fucking belong in canada.also all the names stay the same.
>>218759912the nature of the modern political divide isn’t so much regional but rather based on whether one lives in a city, suburb, or rural area. This makes balkanization impossible
>>218759912This would only happen if the NCR conquers Caesar’s Legion.
>>218759912North America belongs to Denmark
>>218760473im down
>>218760110dumbest shit I've ever seen
>>218760011you VILL be Canadian, and you VILL be happy
>>218759912I would like an independent upper midwest (maybe we could include western ontario, not sure, get access to hudson bay) and to kick out everyone not from the upper midwest and bring back the languages that got stamped out by the government (german, norwegian, swedish mainly, although some parts finnish)
Give me one reason why this wouldn't work