>"Wow you're a 33 year old virgin??!? Is there something wrong with you?"Your response iyc?
>>21876081326but yes, there is!
>>218760813Yeah my sex life is non existent, just like your tits LMFAO
>>218760813>Wow you're a 33 year old virgin??!?No.> Is there something wrong with you?"Sure!
>>218760813>I'm an orphan that was raised by himalayan monks since I was 3 so I don't know much about this thing
>>218760813Wouldn't you like to know ;))))
>>218760813actually I'm 36
>>218760813I don't think there needs to be anything wrong but it is pretty unusual
27.Yes.Never scored in France, will never score anywhere
>>218760813I first had sex at age 25 and the girl, who had dozens of partners before, couldn't even tell.Touch her a lot but be sensitive around her tits and nipples. Pull her nipples, pinch them, do some licking and sucking. Don't go jack hammering. Do long, mid-speed strokes. Remember, sex is almost always awkward, especially if it's your first time with a new partner.
>>218760964>the girl, who had dozens of partners beforedid she become your gf? would make me feel like shit desu. or was it just some hookup?
>>218760979It was some SE Asian girl I met on Tinder. Like she looked like that girl from the meme drawing of her and her white boyfriend. Not pretty, but no deformities.Missionary is the worst to do the first time; you have to get used to the movements. Do primarily doggy and let her ride you. If missionary goes bad, just tell her you injured your hip during gym or running.
>>218760813yea, yea I'm an incel or whatever.Now can I please just suck on your olive oil flavored toes?
>>218760829>but yes, there is!We are far away from being normal and that's fine
>>218760853D E S T R O Y E DShe probably gonna hang herself one second later
>>218760813Yeah take my virginity you dumb hoe
>>218760813I'm an ugly manlet chopped up chud
>>218760813I'm 22, that's still ok right? Right??
>>218760813there's nothing wrong with me bitch. it's the world tha's fucked.
>>218760813Yeah, my dick is too big. Every woman I was with and who saw it ran away in fear it would tear up their pussy. Wanna give it a try?
