CANADA HAS ANNOUCED A SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION TO PROTECT ETHNIC CANADIANS FROM FASCIST NEO NAZI TRUMP REGIMES GESTAPO FORCES. CANADIAN PARLIAMENT HAS VOTED UNANIMOUSLY TO ANNEX MINNESOTA INTO THE CANADIAN FEDERATION. CANADIAN TROOPS WEARING UNMARKED GREEN UNIFORMS SPOTTED IN MASS IN MINNEAPOLIS. TIM WALTZ NOW DECLARED A PREMIER OF THE NEW MINNESOTA PROVINCE OF THE CANADIAN FEDERATION. HOLD ON WE HAVE URGENT NEWS. WE HAVE REPORTS OF CANADIAN TANKS RUNNING DOWN THE STREETS OF JUNEAU AND ANCHORAGE ALASKA. CANADIAN SU-37 REPORTED TO BE FLYING OVER HIGHWAY 43
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