You wake up in a nondescript ex-soviet republic
>>218764381I kill myself
>>218764381блядь
Probably masturbate
Naujininkai... Home... At least before I fucked everything up
>>218764381I listen to my favorite artist Zdracko Smyelvoychkeov's hit new single "Zagran, Zagran badyot zhnyl - Kalasnhikov i luxuri Nokia voinyad" (Anti Bosniak version) and drunkly drive my third hand 1998 Mercedes E280 with bald tires into a tree and use it as am excuse to start at ethic conflict with the Slodvagradi Zerdniaks who are criminal bastards and rival of my people the Zerdnigradi Slodviaks.
>>218764381I do this literally every day
>>218764536that's yugocore, miss me with that gay shit
>>218764381It's not a republic, but I live in one.
>>218764381That's Kazakhstan
>>218764381>You wake up in a nondescript ex-soviet republicYeah you guessed
>>218764794>>218764794Fuck u Zerdniak bich i fuck u momther with big my Slodvayits kokc, u dumb bich. We neber forget Tsortyuchka, fukcing basterd from Zraceb, i hav my way on u moms she hav my bigst lulyeh u cheat bich help from deutSSchlanders kolaborato one day Slodvagi git u, Serbia, Znogrobio n Rus an Cedvikh all t3am up an remov the Stink Zerdiavo bichos Micheal Dzhordan alive in Slodvyagreva make Block Ppainther 5