twerking edition
Strange edition
>>218766011*twerks on you*cheers drive
i mean that has really thrown me that hasmodi has blue eyeswhy have i only learned this today?you would think that would be the sort of thing indians would spam so much that it would be impossible to not know itvery odd
>>218766011bent bender
>>218765990Bet Iman Muhammad al rorke is fuming about this
How much do you make per week (or biweekly) and is it good for where you liveI make exactly $2040 per week pre tax/healthcare etc and it’s pretty decent for where I live but I live in a low COL area, it’s enough to own my own house and my wife doesn’t have to work but in other areas of the country it’s basically poverty
>>218765990corr imagine the smell
>At least 14 killed as US winter storm brings power outages and flight cancellationsscreaming yanks be like>noo that ice guy shot that guy and killed him>14 die from snowscream
tiktok imam said soulslikes are haram
glad rorke got out and about
>>218766043I make £903 per week before deductions in a northern shithole an I think that is ok
>>218765990Computer, generate an approximation of the smell.Amplify by five thousand percent
>>218766043After tax I make about £750 a monthI live in LondonIt's nothing
industrytoil later. hopefully not another yas episode
>>218766092mad how you could do this if you lived in star trek. god i wish i lived in star trek
>>218766052We’re having a hard time please be kind
Softcore porn ads on a blue board. Right
>>218766043£825ish a week post tax living up north
Priti Patel to ReformHERE WE GO!
>>218766135Maybe it’ll snap you out of your zesty stupor
>>218766100How the hell do you afford London, I know wages are a bit lower in the UK but even compared to American cities London is wildly expensiveIn fact let’s say I got a job there at an American company making about $120k a year (so around 88k gbp) where in London could I afford to live comfortably
might have a meltdown
>>218766140Love it Just means they will lose more support. They lost loads after jenrick joined
nigella lawson sex arse
>>218765990*dances awkwardly*
>>218766135>not using adblocker in 2026
>>218766084>>218766138When I went to the UK the north was my favorite part because the people seemed more down to earth, though to be fair I did mainly stay in Yorkshire and I’ve heard that’s a more posh area of the north but I stopped off in warrington to see a friend and while it wasn’t the prettiest place I did like the people more
>>218766224criminal that an arse that good is on such a fucking neek
>>218766224imagine ruby with that arsecorrrr
>>218766224looks like amy quinn the pornstar
>>218766202>where in London could I afford to live comfortablyThat's £5000 after tax and pensionYou could live comfortably basically anywhere in the city
>>218766224built for my 4.7" BWC
>>218766240>Yorkshire and I’ve heard that’s a more posh area of the northdepends which part of Yorkshire. York is posh, Barnsley not so much
>>218766266>neekyou need to be 18 to post here
Calm down dear, it's a commercial
ffs tim what are you like
you know what we don't get anymore? porn with a storyline
>>218766314howling.still hate the malingering prick though
>>218766314Is that real?
>>218766334what's going on with him these days
>>218766336is what real
>>218766358My existence
>>218766052not my problem in the southwest
>>218766291Even places like Mayfair? Absolutely no way, I’ve seen real estate prices and they’re fucking astronomical>>218766300It was in York yeah, beautiful city, York and Bath really cemented the experience for me
>>218766303i'm still gonna wank to it dw bossman
>>218766380women are disgusting
>>218766412cope
Currently got a stew bubbling away in the oven at 150Will be ready in just two more hours
>>218766432Rockstar Vibes
>>218766240Northerners will bang on about how friendly they are compared to the south, it's more like they're more likely to talk to strangers.
>>218766384One bed flat in Mayfair would run you about 2.5-3k So you'd still have a couple of grand to play around withReally depends how exorbitant your hobbies are
>>218766224built for them
>>218766492>it's more like they're more likely to talk to strangers.Which is a result of being friendlierMong
>>218766492Different kind of friendliness maybe, the type I’m used to, people in the south reminded me of New Yorkers. Perhaps not unfriendly when you get to know them but they have no time for strangers and are always in a rush, if they don’t know you then you’re just a nuisance to them rather than another person. I can understand it but I don’t like it
>>218766547https://vocaroo.com/14LLjupvm3xU
>>218766518I guess I can see that, still I’d need more space for a wife and a child so maybe somewhere like Kensington. That’s where I stayed in London and it seemed like a nice areaHonestly I could live anywhere as long as it’s not dangerous and I could take trains anywhere. Fuck I wish we had trains, you don’t know how good you have it with that alone
>>218766564post the 'oh are you a northerner' one
National trust picking the blackest most niggardly looking specimens for their adverts
Just started listening to a fascinating new podcast about the German railway system and it's trains from 1901 - 1913
>>218766545No it isn't
>>218766314been getting a bit lewd latelyhttps://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/2013366587277856852Last time he didn't post for a bit after. I wonder if they take his phone off him
>>218766679blog on
>>218766603as long as he doesn't get his cummy little knob out again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_niggardlydoing a read
Only 40 years until I retire
>>218766710the british dream
>>218766023That happens to old people. Its called arcus senilis.
>>218766685howling at the image and caption next to the david howard incident
>>218766564break that cown down
>>218766596do black people even care about any facet of english culture or history (aside from trying to insert themselves into it)
nth for the holodem
*quietly goes about being the best bread in Britain*
you expect me to believe a woman that black could have been her daughter?oh my days how did this get an oscar nomination
>>218766763No
No AI was used in the making of this meme
just pissed on my hand
>>218766770um
>>218766771>white breadalri povvo
si seven
>>218766813Mental how advanced AI is yet vtubers still have terrible avatars
>Ejaculate means to "exclaim", but it is now more commonly used to refer to the emission of semen in orgasm.
I am a trans woman named Lilith who likes coding and Smash Bros Speedrunning and think TERFs should be executed.
>>218766863
>>218766771that looks like white american slop wtf is wrong with you
>>218766813she would get it
>>218766863Why do trannies always give themselves ridiculous names
>>218766863hello my name is Alex
>Nigella Lawson will replace Dame Prue Leith on The Great British Bake OffMight start watching if it's not too woke. I made these biscuits at the weekend and getting into baking again.
>>218766863>>218766883sc
>>218766905err
>>218766763TIL national trust is only in england!
>>218766896because they want to be anime girls instead of actually being women on the inside
>>218766855there are better modllers outside of hololive but even the expressive ones seemingly require some efforthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQxVldg4Ty0>>218766893someone stop nerizzler
>>218766353i think he's faking being unable to walk in addition to being a belligerent mental case so theyve chucked him into a residential home that we're all paying for
You guys buying precious metals?
banning myself from listening to music in the car it just makes me drive erratically
playing deadlockno idea what the fuck is happening on my screen
Armenian women are.....
wahey gimmickmong is here! get ready for some more classics
Zahawi and Braverman, Nigel you actual fucking dog cunt I will run the three of you over with a steam locomotive
>>218767004I'll listen to soycasts on a long drive but other than that it's silence for me.
thinking about Edo period Japan
>>218767010retarded!
losing a bit of faith in Reform 2bh.
>>218767024Why does a yank care about our politics?
>>218767024Why would you ever trust faridge with his record lmao are you Down syndrome?
rorke hasn't met any family in years, literally strangers
She's quite peng tbf
Blud got blacked
>>218767035Because you drive erratic?
ElphabaGlindaElphabaGlinda
>>218767137Buffets don't seem to be much of a thing in the UK any more, I remember going to Indian buffets quite a lot when I was young, Thai too, but there are barely any now.
>>218767232i dont trust them these days. because, you know. them lot.
>>218767220Yeah I turn into an absolute madman if I hear a single note
hey whats up everybody my names Critical. Hey today some poopy butt fuck did something bad and that's basically it. ok cya
aussies about to wage war on Dingos. they clearly haven't learnt their lesson after the Emu war.
>>218767254Same bruv
>>218765990corr spaff if i'm being honest
>>218767245The *akis and *eets
>>218767292>aussies about to wage war on Dingos.really? what have they done?
playing no man's sky on my budget chinese laptop on medium setting with silky smooth 60 fps with occasional drops to 40 when entering planets
>>218767367one pint of wee, please!
maaaaate i fucking suck balls at chess i can check check check check all day but never get a checkmate
>>218767367
>>218767389
>>218767384>Russian>He isnt playing Heros 3 or Caravaneer
Abu Hamza to Reform HERE WE GO!
>>218767449now I'm hooked!
>>218767183might have a wank to her just to see if i can
>>218767449s>>218767459scre
>>218767449Haha that's really funny anon, do you mind if I download it and send it to my mum?
the wanktoil>>>/gif/30159329
what can we learn from this
>>218766224name?
was reading about female solipsism just now and got blackpilled
>>218767534
Ronald Raygun
>>218767530there have never been any green-eyed presidents?
>THE Labour First Minister of Wales has said there is a “real possibility” that we could see the break-up of the United Kingdom after the May elections.We do like
not a fan of the way AI "speaks"
>>218767534googled it but only incel sites came up
more like SLOPsism. HELLO FELLOW ZOOMERS
>>218767530A10 hyperborean eyes
>>218766224name please x
>>218767633scream
>>218767660rorke
>>218766314>>218766334>>218766353>>218766981>>218766358>its realROARING
>>218767674Timothy James Byrne
>>218766603>xcancelPoorthern lefty cunt get ROPED
Sir Stunningand Braverman
>>218767713How many years have we been watching this guy now?
>>218767771>weThis isn't a social media platform you sad incel.
>>218767599reform winning all over wales will make them independent? seems like a silly thing to say
Remembering when /britfeel/ defended Tim against some cunt and his cunt chink gf who were selling merchandise with his ugly face on it Far more than any of you lot have done
the kino lifestyle, riding the big wave
>>218767849I remember some fella threatened to tie her up, do something to her, and kill their cats in front of both of their faces before doing something else
Struts into/brit/
>>218767849why would you put such a unique name in the name field ffs
>>218766052Storms doing gods work
>>218767914thick logs of smelly poo emerge from there on a near daily basis
>>218767914imagine the smell
>>218767914this is child pornography
always tear up with pride when i open google maps and see australia
>Be WFH dosser>Wanking my willy at my desk after lunch>Meeting request comes in at 2:03pm for an urgent meeting at 2:15pm>Title "HR update from Finance Director">fuck sake>everyone starts posting gifs in the team chat about how we're all about to lose our jobs>I'm already thinking about what sort of voluntary package I'd accept so I can finally get out of this job>Everyone with cameras on look extremely nervous>Turns out some woman in finance fell down the stairs at the weekend and they're switching off her life support as we speakWhat a fucking tease
>>218767849Screeching
>>218767988>>Turns out some woman in finance fell down the stairs at the weekend and they're switching off her life support as we speakgot that shit turned off real fast didnt they?
>>218767985me? always have a laughwhat a silly country
Bradley Walsh to Reform UKHERE WE GO!
>>218768017she was white so it was decided euthanasia was the best option
>>218768019inshallah you will be slaughtered
>>218768017Cost benefit analysis ent it
>>218767849I remember thisIt was on Poley's birthday The thread got deleted taking with it Poley's (entirely ignored) pathetic posts about watching Detective Pikachu alone, twice in a row, as no-one wanted to watch it with him
>>218767916rockstar vibes
>>218767988>h-aarrgghher, as she fell, probably
>>218768045let's circle her back down the drain
>>218767849lmfaooooo
Anyone posting in /britpol/ or /britfeel/ should be banned from /brit/. I dont want those sad little losers in my general.
*mfw australia
>>218768081It's called brit/pol/ actually
>>218767940Stupid games stupid prizes
>>218768096>*Blows whistle*>Get the fuck out of my thread and go back
>>218767940The UK closed uts borders, they're going to Atlantis
glod
watched one youtube video about AI bad and now it keeps recommending me brainrot fix videos. What are they implying here?
>>218768142Who are you quoting weith that greentext LURKMOAR YOU INCEL TWAT
>>218768081I post in /britpol/ if i want to talk about politics
>>21876819>Who are you quoting weith that greentext>LURKMOAR YOU INCEL TWAT
>>218768142FOY
>>218768142keep Yank politics out of /brit/ you sad lefty virgin
>>218768142snowgadishuminnesomalia
>>218767809Yeah… all over Wales… all over…
what ho
We're past 3pm so Liverpudlians are now awake and spamming images from American leftist news
Reform is just a rightoid, pro-Israel, capitalist, pro-ZOG party of grifters.
>>218768301Go post this in '/britpol/' you Northern dolesponger.
>>218767533>>218767674penelope skies
>>218768301me at 6 years old learning new words and trying them out in the real world
off to't gym
wrote some very deep and personal stuff on Reddit to over 100,000 readers
David Paulen sees being personally popular with his zesty metropolitan fan base as the most important aspect of his job. Green politics or announcing workable policy less so.
>>218768251BASED!PLAID CYMRU SURGE!
>>218768301You could have just said based
>>218768328State of it.
I want to make a train set in my loft, anyone else have one?
Rorke eating six scones at once
rorke doing something racistleftypol doing something bent
not washing my ass til starmer defects to reform, do you understand
>>218768389never been in my loft desu
>>218768417Haha, that's classic Rorke and Leftypol!
I have an attic, not a loft
graggling my cock
found where your mum lives lol
ive got a stumpy nob
rorke
>>218768328fat ahh
Reminiscing about ten year old /r9k/ posts again are we
>>218768520yes?
head is hurting very bradley
What do you think England will be like under Reform. I hope it'll be better.
>>218768591>What do you think England will be like under Reformsame as it ever was
ripping my cock off with a rope
I wish I had a delicate English rose gf. Loife is suffering, innit.
>>218768591Misery draped in union jack flags
>>218768609like the song!
rorke doing his weekly shop in tesco express
Liv Erp Ool is not part of England
>>218768591Ever see that movie Hotel Rwanda?
To be honest, everyone at the rock climbing gym was pissed off and annoyed by me. I kept hogging the children's wall. When I fell from the auto-belay, it would make an loud clanging noise. There's not much hope for a 31 yr old man trying to start over
corr love me french womenhttps://x.com/hina_daydream/status/2007392664522764384
watching gay porn concurrently
do planes have locks like cars to open them?
>>218768591like hungary but less poor
>>218768620you can come and get one if you want
WHEN THE FUCK IS THE CIVIL WAR KICKING OFF???
>>218768591same shit different arse
>>218768591The nigeltsunami is going to make the boriswave look like a game
Posted it again award
Liver poo L
>>218768677Nah, they would just bully me.
>>218768660What's the throughput?
>>2187686812 more weeks
>>218768712me buying a mouseLord t-shirt
the bankers and the bonusesthe bankers and the bonusesthe bankers and the bonusesput aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating tableput aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating tableput aside the rhetoric and get round the negotiating table
>>218768681
>>218768704we love australians here <3
>>218768328thank you!
>>218768709300mbps (massive benders per second)
my arsehole smells like garlic
GoodFellas is infinitely better than The Sopranos
Get the niggers housed
>>218768820Ok I will go to Liverpool
>>218768725Aardman studios looking ahh
>>218768820Planning my next trip to Israel :)
nigella farage
>>218768820mad how it all comes down to them
mental how welsh for welsh is "cumrag"
raping a poo with my arse
"The Muslim Vote" a Muslim pressure group has endorsed the green party in the Gorton and Denton by election
>>218768820Women are fucking mental
what is zog?
>>218768951might start a group called "The White Vote"
White British births in Eng continue to increase as a % in Q3 2025:Breakdown of Births in Q3 2025 (Q2 %):White British: 53.27% (53.19%)
um
redpill me on Sheffield
>>218769034leftypol campaigning for all law enforcement officers to have BWCs
bungling
ahem
pooing shit from my fat black arse
>>218769049good for bouldering
>>218769060BBCs actually
>>218769026lovely x
>>218769026i didn't realise birth rates were that bad
they should do remakes of movies but from the bad guy's POV. I wanna know what this nigga Sauron's perspective in all of this is
>no toil until Thursday>going to sit here and do nothing with my life
>>218767283hahhaaha well that's him skewered then!>>218769136i've thought this about ghost films, doesn't make sense a lot of the time, it's like the ghost will spook the family by appearing or throwing furniture about and stuff and only decides hm okay I'll going to try and kill them now in the last twenty minutes of the film, why not try and kill them instantly if you don't want them there
>>218769026zoomers are starting down the long road of saving britain from the clutches of millenials xers and boomers
*establishes myself as the alpha male of /brit/ by doing a massive poo*
t
>>218769182>pooing in the middle of the afternoonfreak
>>218769136>they should do remakes of movies but from the bad guy's POV.would love to see Downfall done like that
>>218769196prefer V
>>218769181Nah, that's mostly millennials finally having children in their 30s
>>218769196Is she that swimmer who came third to two trannies?
>>218769204>loveGo make it then. Clearly its your passion and you're not busy. Go make it (YOU WON'T).
>>218769261Only good instance of you won't posting that I've seen
might have a wank
>>218765990>Literal african mating danceThe absolute state of northern europe
>>218769283>northern europethese are slavs m8
>>218769261I love making love to you
>>218769296ERM NORTHERN EUROPEANS AREN'T SLAVS YOU FUCKING BELLEND HAHA WHAT?? GET A LOAD OF THIS CUNT EVERYONE HAHAHAHA
mfs will see the same joke made like 4 times and start calling it [joke]posting
>>218769339>>218769339
>>218769333ktim
