My singular goal in life is the acquisition of a qt3.14 French wife. Every single action I take is with that dream in mind.
>>218771357Why
>>218771357lets trade for a qt3.14 American wife
>>218772041Because we all are alive only once, so why should I aspire for anything less than the best the world has to offer?
You'll have to learn the languageYou'll have to be thinYou'll have to endure those late Godard movies(By the way, that girl is obviously at least 50% Italian even if she is from France just going by her looks)
>>218772102Ok, but you like LARGE girls?
>>218771357you'll probably end up like anthony bourdain, which is a net positive as it means one less mutt in the world, go for it
>white woman with brown eyesname a worse combo
>>218772191go on..
>>218772222Possibly in contention for gayest post in /int/ history
>>218772243They expect you to make slightly over minimum wage, feed them plenty of fast food, and not overtly cheat on them. Other than that fat white girls here are pretty chill and low maintenance.
>>218772348can you just get a little leaner please babe
>>218772438>prefers thin girls>wants an American gfNigga that’s like wanting an introverted Latina gf, or an hourglass figured Asian gf
>>218772482come on it HAS to exist
>>218772222French people look a lot more like meds than normal whites. I was surprised by how swarthy and Italian/Arab looking they were when I went, weird looking people.
>>218771357>>218772102>>218772109>>218772191i will never understand yellow fever faggots
>>218772536You said it yourself, they’re faggots
>>218772514Only if you sneak some ozempic into her McDonalds
>>218772680YES
>>218771357samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YX1pZgFOvM
>>218772754For me it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depcrkdUHUI
>>218771357Why are French girls so elegant?
>>218772523You sound insane, I am anything but swarthy. They're like this in the south I guess but they're closer to meds over there.
>>218773416How to get brown French gf soufern French anon?
>>218772348>not overtly cheat on themWhat is the accepted amount?
>>218773550It’s a formula where the higher your income and more attractive you are the more disloyal behavior she can rationalize away
>>218773782thats crazy
>>218773416Nah you definitely are. I didn’t even see that many people with light eyes.
>>218772523>weird looking peopleyou shadow over innsmouth looking FUCK did not just say that
>>218773432Why would you want a gf who's mid?
>>218774117You may not like it but it’s a trvke
>>218774133That woman is a literal angel
>>218772191No straight man would turn down a girl this good looking because of a slight pooch.
>>218775435There are no straight men on /int/
>>218775293A mid angel
>>218771357Do you have blue eyes?
>>218771357she looks like she could be from any western or southern european country, why france specifically
>>218771357I moved to southern france and I still don't have a southern french gfor any gf;_;
I heard French girls’ buttholes smell like french vanilla.Is it true lads
>>218777409How many southern French girls have you asked out?
>>218771357>cameron blue schemamanice french name, faggot
>>218772041A lot of burgers like Frogs and Fr*nch because they see it as being cultured and refined >>218772222Homosexual.>>218775435The slight pooch actually makes it better. More food for the babies you'll put in her tummy so they come out big and healthy
>>218773126No one knows really
>>218778347>The slight pooch actually makes it better. More food for the babies you'll put in her tummy so they come out big and healthyI don’t think your little women’s anatomy lesson is backed up by the science anon
>>218771357My fiancee is French. Getting married in May. A pro tip is learn at least some of the language because the moment she gets a little heated it switches to native mode real quick.
>>218778403It actually is if i understood this study correctly. Gave me a slight fetish for more "rubenesque" women since i read it and i no longer mind seeing a bit of fupa on a woman.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10480809/
>>218777763none....
