Which one is more grim?
>>218771371Caucuses by a ridiculous margin
>>218771722It's called Caucasus. The correct spelling is right in front of you
>>218772031They have a dozen aircraft carriers and they can spell it however they want to.
Not us.
>>218771371Caucasus has like one and a half active wars, Armenia vs Azerbaijan and Georgia vs Russia. Compare Armenia to even the poorest Balkan country, Kosovo. Kosovo is better and that's saying something. The EU Balkan countries mog every Caucasus country combined.
>>218771371at least we don't have chechen jihadis running around
>>218775775Based on what? Kosovo has lower GDP per capita and lower PPP. Caucasus is grim but Kosovo is really poor
>>218771371racially South Slavs and Albanians are more retarded and hardcore compared to kavkaz monkeysKavkazians are barely above 5'6 and 120 lbs, their thoughness is made up by the Internet meanwhile Dinaric Talibans are 7 foot psychopaths
>>218775938>racially South Slavs and Albanians are more retarded and hardcore compared to kavkaz monkeysReverse is true, you just fell for larps.
Let's be real here, there's one good Balkan country(Croatia, with Slovenia not being Balkan). Otherwise, it's the same Turk-Gypsy shit as Caucasus.
>>218775938Caucasians don't engage in 1v1 fights, even in Russia it's always he and his buddies vs you. I think you just lack experience, a lot of Muslim Caucasians are very barbaric, there's a huge gap in mentality between the worst of Slavs and Muslim Caucasians
>>218776051>Slovenia not balkan>Croatia balkanYou gotta choose. We must be grouped together.
>>218771722>>218772031I remember Michael Moore saying he didn't know how to spell Caucasian in Bowling for Columbine.
>>218776087why won't you accept that you are Serbo-Croatian? You are Croatian, yes, but you are also Serbian, culturally, linguistically, tribally (by surname).
>>218776358I don't have to speak the standard variantI am not culturally serbian by any stretch of the imaginationMy surname is only present in CroatiaWhat now, Slovene stable boy?
>>218776413/ex-yu/ shows that you are all the same southerners - you fuck someone's dad's dog or whatever turkish cursewords you use, yes?
>>218776477I found it funny that Serbs and Croats use a Turkish words for "slippers". I can understand the idea behind using foreign words for new things, but have the South Slavs not seen slippers before the Ottoman empire? How do you use a foreign word for something this basic
>>218776649https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%C5%A1lapayou are dumb
>>218776649We mostly say Šlape which we literally took from german.>>218776477The croats in ex-yu are morons that think "if I can understand him using my first language, he must be a friend". I don't associate myself with them. And I really have nothing to prove to you. A nation of peasants that we took along whenever we did /his/ shit. You are where you are solely because of us.
>>218776750Papucha is a Turkish word, megamind
>>218776797nobody has ever said that word
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>>218776852that's papucar, not papuca
>>218776873OMG NO WAY REALLY? Lemme guess, you pronounce that weird c as ch, like Czechia or Chernobyl, right? Whatever, you can look up the origin of that word now.
>>218776824>>218776797>>218776852To be fair, it is used interchangeably. I don't even think it's a regional or preference thing. People just say both. But it's not like we're cucked to only having turkish words for things.>>218776873This is slang for a guy that has his wife bossing him around. Often used when a bro chooses hoes before his fellow bros.
>>218776905you are dumb
>>218776905Stop saying gay shit. You know you like us as much as we like you. And you are to ascribe every croat acting like a nigger to him actually being a serb or a turk muggleblood.
>>218776649we use both chehli (turkish) and pantofi (italian) for slippers.
>>218771371Both are heavily romanticized but i guess Caucasus even that in both areas most average people are normal
>>218776980Chehli is a proto-Slavichttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Slavic/%C4%8Dex%D1%8Al%D1%8A
>>218777075i've never looked up the etymology but it always sounded turkish to me
>>218776358My name is Zmago Arh. I live in a Serbo-Croatian village called Hrib where I talk to my Serbo-Croatian villagers in my Serbo-Croatian dialect about how Kranjci appropriate my Serbo-Croatian uncle Pitr Kljepc before I set up mouse traps to catch dormouses to make my Serbo-Croatian lunch after which I play Serbo-Croatian music with my accordion like the remove kebab guy.
>>218772031It's just Kafkas holy shit. Allowing north eurotards LARP with Latin was a mistake.>>218776649I imagine the Ottoman or Italian slippers were extra gucci though.
>>218776649Sounds like you got it from my post the other day. Then you must have seen how I said we have synonyms for most turkish loans depending on the region including older words which are still used.
>>218771371Lol
>>218771371Caucasians are surrounded by turkey, russia, and iran. It's not comparable
>>218771371One has multiple countries surrounded by the EU (some even part of it), meanwhile the others have two countries with imperialists goals in the area and a failed autocracy in the south
>>218775775It’s pretty peaceful here now thoughbeit more peaceful than in Europe even considering the Ukraine war and more peaceful than the south considering the Iran shenanigans.We’re like an island of PEACE who could’ve thought this would be a thing like 20-30 years ago.
Croatia and Slovenia are simply not the Balkans. Balkans = IQ 90, poverty, mafia, gypsies, Orthodoxy, Islam, Cyrillic, bad roads, stray dogs, garbage in rivers, Turkish 'music'.
>>218786196Aside from >Orthodoxy, Islam, Cyrillic,you have all of this. Maybe not as bad as countries east of you but you are still Balkan light.
>>218771371>cockass region
>>218786515We don't have it, or rather it's not indigenous to Croatia. The mosque in Zagreb was built in the 80s, we have maybe 4 mosques in the country. How many are there in Austria? By that 'logic', Austria is a Balkan country.
>>218775856muh stats and gdpcompare how cities in kosovo look and how the ones in caucasus look, its like day and night
>>218775938>he doesn't knowWE WUZ and ruled the talibs though until the retarded stupid Persians fucked up.
>>218776051yeah bro this definitely looks like caucasus and its definitely as poor as the countries thereR E T A R D
>>218786686I meant you have all the other things except those three.
>>218786196funny how croats listen to turbo folk yet act superior lol
>>218775775ThisThe fact that Balkans have so many disputes and still end up simply trash talking instead of actually fighting is something the Caucasus could only dream of having.
>>218776062I remember watching a vid in some gore site years ago, the backstory was that there had been a barfight between an ethnic russian and I think a chechen or dagestani, and the video showed camara footage of the small hospital lobby where the russian was hospitalized. Suddenly, one by one, friends of the churka passed through the lobby confront the russian. I though there were gonna be 4 or 5 but by the end of the video easily 40 or 50 had entered, felt like a whole village was there. IIRC they killed the guy.
My impression is that the Balkans are a place where everybody hates each other, but gets along regardless while bantering. While the Caucasus is a place where everybody hates each other, and has to walk on egg-shells to avoid actual violence.
>>218788598>While the Caucasus is a place where everybody hates each other, and has to walk on egg-shells to avoid actual violence.It sounds like American society
>>218771371if you really need to ask this you shouldn’t be allowed to be on this board
>>218788340We have nothing from that.>>218788355Part of the subhuman idiots listen to that trash, but Croatia is simply superior to Bosnia, Serbia, etc. and that is visible at first glance. It's simply not the same league nor have we ever been, the others have a problem with accepting that. For Slovenia, they can accept it because they don't have a border with them, so they don't hate them, even though they despise them and mock them for not being men enough (classic 3rd world cope). Croatia is an object of hatred and envy for a million reasons.
Why are mountain regions always so shit and have some problems?Like find any mountanious location in the world there's always some territorial issues and the locals are always some mixture of different nationalities that don't fit anywhere.
>>218790445>Why are mountain regions always so shitInbreeding, isolation, etc. Real question is how did Swiss escape this fate.
>>218790445>Why are mountain regions always so shit and have some problems?Mountain regions under the influence of Muslims and turks*
>>218771371That's like comparing Japan to India.
