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>>218772831egg
twitter is such a dump of a website it’s unreal
>>218772858Better than this shithole
>>218772831walking from life to death
Hunt niggas and make jackets with their big monkey lips
>>218772858Twitter actually has a great algorithm if you're willing to spend a few weeks curating it, my feed has zero politics in it, it's just japanese artists and a few woodworking and modelkit building accounts I follow, the issue is everything else with the site, it's clearly jeet coded with how buggy it is
one day of toil then I'm a NEET again until probably friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au3B3MVM5g4
>>218772979I'm a temporary neet because work got cancelled today because of the storm. Might be cancelled again or have remote work tomorrow
>tfw you remote work every day and have for years
>>218773077My job has remote for the same position but it's about 25k less a year
>>218773093LOL what the fuck, how could that possibly be justified
>>218773077Same, I also have so little to do I'm just posting most of the day
>>218773077remote work is legit so good. Kikes are trying to take it away and make everyone forget it exists
We're still saying "Happy New Year" to people, right
>>218773247Yew
>>218773228they seethe about it because they can't make money off commercial real estate leases + all the extra costs like gasoline, take out food, vehicle maintenance, etc. it's great because i can write off a lot of my home expenses such as my water and gas bills since i have a "home office"
>>218773167so what do you have a bachelors in? Computer Engineering?
>>218773340Based fraud maxxer
it's 85 here
THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THE HUMP!
>>218773442*humps your bummy*
Time keeps on slippin'
Balls keep on trippin
>>218773504I was up late night ballincountin up hunnids by the thousands
Dick keeps on bumpingHumpin Humpin*Commodore 64 noises*
>>218772817Same they don't leave me much choice. The opposite party has decided to die on the hill of defending illegal gang members and drug traffickersRepublicans are retarded but they're better than the alternative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZCGleqh7M
>>218773536I don't recall asking
>>218773591I agree. I am pro- the party that doesn't want to give my tax money to illegals
what?
Im a bit of black sheep in the family
>>218773642You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em‘Cause I don't fuckin' need 'emTake 'em out the hood, keep 'em lookin' goodBut I don't fuckin' feed 'emFirst time they fuss, I'm breezin'Talkin' 'bout, "What's the reasons?"I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitchBetter trust and believe 'imIn the cut where I keep 'em'Til I need a nut, 'til I need to beat the gutsThen it's, "Beep-beep," then I'm pickin' them upLet 'em play with the dick in the truckMany chicks wanna put Jigga fists in cuffsDivorce him and split his bucksJust because you got good head, I'ma break breadSo you can be livin' it up? Shit, IParts with nothin', y'all be frontin'Me give my heart to a woman?Not for nothin', never happenI'll be forever mackin'
I would kill for a remote job but I have never had an office job and don't know how to get one
Vid related is what the Democrats give this country by the wayhttps://youtu.be/a6AXc5Kgv8g
A lot of wiggers on this afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfVNhts2oXwFinally another recipe that actually works. The homemade chicken soup came out perfectly without any complicated steps and ingredients.
Pimp nigga, breakin' on a bitch niggaDrinkin' on some Crown clown, watch me whoop a dirty ho downI was raised to dog 'em all, smack 'em up, jack 'em upPush 'em to the wall, dawg, fill they mouth up full of nutFuck 'em in the bunk bed or the fuckin' toilet bowlIt really don't matter to me 'cause she's a G, won't make your pockets swoleNow I gotta dump that ho, but she wanna stick meWith a fuckin' knife, bitch, I'm strapped with an Uzi
>>218773760YWs as they are called
>>218773345Originally went for CS but I hated it so I went back for business when I got my nepo job
>tfw too stupid to graduate in CSgod damn calc classesgod damn assembly prof never teaching or helping
>>218773794very hard to make a living playing Counter Strike these days
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>>218773834Calc is easy bruh
>>218773699a real human bean
bro
Indiana is like if Nigeria was populated with Americans with Somali iqs
Some guys are into guys
>>218773936You are Canadian
Ate 2,000 calories worth of granola award
>>218773930fuck you, work problems and fuck implicit differentiation
We can all agree that math fucking sucks ass
>>218774059git gud scrub
most of you weren't even alive to experience 9/11
>>218774150it was 6AM on the west coast, I was asleep. Nobody would tell me what happened but we still had to go to school that day
>>218774120Stats is funTrig and geometry sucks dick
My dad gave me aids
>>218774150One time I dropped my door dash on the ground and that was my personal 9/11
>>218774183Meant for >>218774101
Minnesota riot organizer identified as Amanda Koehler, lead campaign strategist for Tim Walz
>>218774296can we stop talking about minnesota already?
>>218774174we got to watch news coverage in school, they rolled a TV into the classroom on a stand and we were like 10 years old watching the fuckin trade centre burn. we didn't get to see the plane impact though. the teacher shut off the TV as soon as the buildings started collapsing, kids were screaming.
>>218774150I was -3 years old
I got drunk last night and lit a pregnant woman on fire
>>218774361>pregnant womanain't nobody doing that shit anymore unc
>>218774361women cant get pregnant tho
The birthrate is collapsing
>>218774361Fake and cringe
>>218774426have you tried reproducing?
>>218774500Somebody else can do it
Pretty privilege is a thing. She crash d her car, loaded, and flipped it with her 2 toddlers in the car and walked out of the police station without paying a dime
Why is the thread dead
>>218773945as bad as it is, everywhere with browns is worse
>>218774623She's not very pretty
>>218774640https://youtu.be/g-UOTOqtU0M
Ukraini cannot be trusted
pooped my pants wtf
>>218774690He grew up in the US
>>218774051What is this an image of and why do they all look dysgenic
why is tae kwon do the most lethal martial arts?
>>218774361We've all been there before dude don't sweat
Test
im shleepy
>>218775077I've tried watching these JCS knockoff channels and none of them are good
Blew my load instantly at the gym now I'm cooked
>>218775157explore with us is my favourite after JCS, also true crime loser but that’s more of a comedy channel
why do women and low t males love true crime?
I like anime
There's thousands of cougar milf teachers out there molesting teen boys, and yet not a single one ever targeted me Life is unfair
>>218773834I don't do anything CS related, I have forgotten everything thankfully, I just do dumb managerial stuff for a financial firm which is 99% just signing yes on forms that people below me work on
even child molesting cougars go after the chad kids
>>218775267>why is my assertion correctkill yourself
>>218775295You're ugly
>>218775267Foids fantasize about saving serial killers or being raped by them
>>218774949chinese kung fu is way superior to korean tae kwon do
>>218775238EWU is okay but I feel like their videos are overproduced a bit
Cool ride
>>218775369They bleed them out. I watched that Burning Man episode and it was like 2 hours of big nothingness.
>>218775391Do you ever seen people armed with assault rifles?My parents went to Mexico once and they say some dudes with assault rifles stopped their car and questioned them
china: kung fu korea: tae kwon do japan: karatethailand: muay thai USA: ????
>>218775295https://youtu.be/leiX9c5fqhw?si=IUaqzIK1FMxm5CtQThis one got Blacked by a 14 year old
Mom made morning glory muffins
>>218775426Mexicans have a long history of making ugly murals beginning with Diego Riviera
>>218775446Yeah this dude let me check out his Beretta.
>>218775524Gross
>>218775448gun
>>218775332smooth brain full of water
/cum/ is crazy about Dasha!!
yikes
>>218775589Boomer heaven
Meat prices
how does she do it?
like seriously how is she even real
it's mid o clock
>>218775745Shut the fuck up incel
>Grok is experiencing server related issues. We are working on restoring service as quickly as possible.
>>218775766i'm volcel
>>218775524why is mexico so disgusting
I start yawning if I stop using a computer for 5 minutes
Yanks are still dying in mass due to this winter Storm
>>218775448Running over someone with a car.
my bussy is so sussy it’s ushy gushy
Anyone down to game later
>>218772858In what way sire
>>218772831>America is the best country on earth because of gdp >Ignore the murder rate >Poverty >General welfare state>The fact Infrastructure is comparable to latam >Or terrible food quality that makes it so American food is the most toxic and unhealthy >Ignore the fact our education is on par with Brazil India and cambodia >You know what fuck you ok!!!!!>You know all of that is communism >Now fuck universal healthcare!!!!>All the money belongs to Israel
>>218776312my bussy is better than yours you're jealous
>>218776453Actually live in a shit hole where there is no running water and the police shoot you with actual live ammo for rioting
My bussygrool brings all the boys to the yard
>>218776589>Live in a shoot you It's common for the police to shoot someone because they think a phone is a gun or because they felt like it >No running water I mean sure the water quality is generally ass and filled fluoride
>>218776636No I mean as in the police literally shoot you for no reason and nobody goes to jail
and they’re like it’s looser than yoursdamn right it’s looser than yours
>>218776663stop replying to this faggot
>>218776663I can name 100 times in which the police shot people here for no reason because they are all pussies
Light the weed up in my anus and smoke it through my peehole like a human bong
US police are poorly trained
Our thoughts?
>>218776774Rednecks are disgusting animals someone should take an automatic weapon and just gun down all that white trash
>>218776952And they'll shoot you back retard
The issue with American police is that they have zero de escalation skills judging from all the bodycam footage I’ve watched
>>218777014When people have guns it's a lot harder to deescalate
>>218776972Those imbreed crosseyed heroin zombies must have terrible aim
kek owned bitch
>>218777014If someone says "hey I'm going to shoot you bitch" and starts grabbing for a gun. They rightfully deserve to get the shit kicked out of them
>>218776774Trashy behavior but still more civilized than a chimpout
>>218777063Come on bro
>>218777014
>>218777064>>218777034Not talmbout nigghez with gunsIt’s things like a speeding ticket or some petty shoplifting shit that ends up with five cops curbstomping a 90lb woman so they can put her in handcuffs
Midwestern boy butts smell like campfire smoke, wet leaves and cinnamon. Southern boy butts smell like mayonnaise and overripe tomato
>>218777063Have sex lil bro
>>218777063This is sad because she was white. If she wasn't white I wouldn't really care.
>>218777115Nonsensical unrelated image reply
>>218777115Ummm well the cop could have talked to him about his favorite GameCube game and calmed the situation down!
>>218777063Looney tvnes
>>218777131That literally never happens to someone who didn't try to fight because that would be a huge lawsuit here
RETVRN to LOONEY TVNES
>>218777063Rest in peace Elizabeth Marie
I could pick up a Yankee soiboi head with one hand and squish it instantly to a pulp. Northerners are frail and homosexual.
>>218777131I've gotten pulled over for speeding twice and the cops were extremely nice to me. Don't be an aggressive idiot and it will be fine
>>218777191Cops face zero repercussions in the USIt’s true
>>218777063Fail Army? You're gonna wanna see this one...
>>218777225Just stick to the speed limit
>>218775295i wish that was my problem. you healthy niggers are so ingrateful it's crazy. you have everything and yet you bitch and whine
Opened insta and got like five snow doesn’t melt schizo videos from the merrica in a row
>>218777237You have no clue what you are talking about
>>218777270Most people go 10-20 mph over the speed limits on the highway. And you can get away with going above it on most roads because cops aren't randomly patrolling
Sir you been playing Luigi's Mansion tonight?
>>218777358It’s dangerous not only for you but also others
>>218777412No we're playing Super Mario Eclipse
negroes literally commit crimes, fight police, get injured fighting and committing violent crimes, then sue the government and steal your tax dollars with million dollar settlementsand it's all publicized so as to advertise this is a way of life and a way to earn a living. is it any wonder America has a black crime problem? Black Anons need to weigh in on this issue and provide an explanation for why this hasn't stopped.
Has he been playing Luigi's Mansion?
>>218777425you literally have the autobahn nigga
we've just landed in belgrade from ljubljana bros. going to order 8 pancakes when i get home. will eat them after i eat a tasty sandwich
>>218777412I was playing Day of Reckoning 2 actually
>>218777438okay..
Why is ICE going so hard in mini soda but completely ignore the Somali menace and instead arrest 5 year old LatinX kids
No one likes a quitter
>>218777137My ass smells like shit because I drink a lot and shit myself all the time
new bat virus dropped in india
>>218777467I always have cruise control set to 120kph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oYrQt_zRFg&list=RDfg21FNkNtYQ&index=7
Americans celebrate when they kill each other
>>218777425Most highways have a speed limit of 70mph. It's too slow and are based on outdated vehicle standards from like 4 decades ago. It used to be 60 in a lot of places
>>218777396Why is her clitoris so large?
>>218777063Texas men culling the white race. I guess that Latina pussy too strong.
>>218775524Macro signs of thirdworldism
I bought some books last night. #uhoh #broke
>>218777412I want to play 3 but I don't have a Switch
The vaxx got another one
>>218777396
>>218777688Literally who?
>>218775836BROWN
>>218777688never heard of him
>>218777688Can't believe Adam the Woo is fucking dead
I really do want us to become one great union together. Ironically if trump wasnt so retarded there are diplomatic ways to have made that happen. Its called the long game.
LOL
>>218777777
>>218777756lmao
Honestly I kind of wish we weren't a superpower. Every single other country is obsessed with our politics and failings. I know jack shit about German issues and politics but you can be sure that a German is going to rant at me about our issues
>>218777756Lmao
So much pain in the world
>>218777859Where’s the penor?
i don't think rationally. i think i'm psychotic
>>218777782Europe is basically one entity, with a few exceptions like Czech Republic and Serbia. All you really need to know is that Europe is full of groids and muzzies and the entire place is an open air prison for actual Europeans to suffer inside.
>>218777856i wish i was never even born
Mexicans look like this and dance like thisProve me wrong
9 months until drumpf is impeached.
Striding the valley of pain are crests of joy.
I really don't want to work anymore I hate coming into my dead end shit security job Maybe I should fake a disability and try to get disability buxx and just throw my bennies into the stock market
>>218777976who even cares
deport all non /cum/ flagsmake /cum/ great again
>>218778029The rest of the world.
>>218778014Just work in maintenance
I care. I hope they give him the death penalty and I hope it's a public execution.
>>218778014You were acting all badass yesterday saying you didn't do anything all day
>>218777976He'll probably get a random heart attack at some point from all the Micky Ds he eats
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>218778044Oh is this like the 8th time they're going to try and not succeed?
>>218778014Life is a dead end, you have a bad attitude.
>>218778078The walls are closing in!
>>218778063Sameeeeeeee.
>>218778044>opposition party gets back the house>we're going to impeach you for [blah blah blah]>vote passes among party lines except for some representatives in swing districts>vote goes to senate>vote results are among party lines except for some senators in swing states>vote fails because you need two-thirds and that's never happening for a single party for the foreseeable futurewoaw
>>218778097My penis is closing in on your ass cutie UwU
ALL i want in life is to be healthy. i can't stand being a schizo anymore. why did god make me like this? i just wanna be the average retard on the street. just happyness and modesty. fuck my gay faggot nigger life
>>218778122enjoy your cuppa
>>218778063enjoy your cuppa frendo
>>218778052I don't do anything that's why it's so mind numbing, but also the fact that there's nothing to do makes me paranoid someone will report my laziness I have to keep my patrol car driving in circles for 8 hours. I try to listen to podcasts to make the time go by faster >>218778084Well mine is anyway
i am so tired of being mentally ill. it's so tiresome. either cure me or kill me. i can't keep on going like this. i am so weak, scared and sad
Wouldn’t have happened under Biden
I just saw an old photo of myself from college.My face looked much slimmer back then.My skin had a healthy glow. I still had a hairline.My teeth were whiter.
>>218778063
>>218778172You could read a book, play runescape, listen to a podcast, etc.You have currency without having to slave in a mine, you're virtually guaranteed to never ever have to fight in a war, you have access to salt and sugar and protein, you have the world at your fingertips.Only boring people are bored.
>>218778047I wouldn't mind it desusomething where I am active and have to use my brain a bit is preferable, at least the time goes by faster
im so lethargic. lord have mercy
fuck off jason
>>218777756Ffs
I get up every couple minutes and jump up and down or do push-ups or star jumps to combat lethargy.
>>218777976How they gonna put that nigga in a peach if he mentally in pear
>>218778261Do you drink? Cutting back alcohol, eating right, hydrating, and taking care of yourself can help with that
Took this picture today. Looks like an oil painting to me.
Weird pain in my right arm wtf like it's sore but I haven't worked out
>>218778369The Kremlin and the building on the right looks really cool not sure what style of architecture you call it but I really like it
>>218778369Ummm so you took this picture in Moscow and immediately flew to the Netherlands after that??
>>218778369This Dutch nigga is in Russia but is posting on a Dutch flag (¿?)
Sitting on the can with a shitty ass rn
>>218778437Theoretically possible it's like a 3 hour flight
>>218778432your canadian boy butt smells like gummy bears
>>218778442If you post using cellular even in another country your flag will show up as the one your plan is with. I was in the UK and when I posted using cellular my flag was the US one
Sometimes I think fucking a female (male) would be interesting, but then I remember poop and aids come from that hole.
>>218778369WHEN ARE WE NUKING THIS SHITHOLE GODDAMMIT! TIRED OF THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!
Somebody come get her she’s dancing like a stripper
Evens I quit no call no showOdds I continue
>>218778498The roaming fees must be insane.
Please ban this German.
>>218778416the kremlin's on the right in the photo, that's st basil's cathedral in the center numbnuts
>>218778499then do something other than anal dumbfuck
Should I get a job as a bus driver Or will the kids fuck with me
Just the quirks of being black and proud
>>218778609No. Yes.
>>218778437>>218778442>>218778476I am an American visiting Russia. I am using a VPN because internet shit here is so restricted.
WTF???????????
>>218778609When I was in high school the bus driver was some 70 year old dude and people would pull out their phones and record his facial reactions to people insulting him
>>218778605Nah, that’s gay.
>>218778609Yes but only for one day and you should do something funny
>America is the great satan! I'm going to based and trad russia!Lmao
I think God everyday smartphones were rare when I was in high school.
>BREAKING: Virginia Democrats have introduced a bill to prohibit immigration enforcement within 40 feet of a polling place.hol upWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYMINT...
>>218778654I’m forced to pay for this and could get sent to jail if I refuse to
You can't mention Russia without some tranny throwing a hissy fit anymore
don't know what to say
>>218776453so trve. we should just send all the brown people somewhere else since it's so terrible here
>>218778721Russia has always been a hot topic for some people tbf
Russia is the mortal enemy of the US
watchin destiny
>>218778702For what purpose?
anons this is freaking me out
>>218778640How is it there? I’m thinking of escaping there or Belarus. Are you white? Do the girls show interest
>>218778702wait dems said that illegals NEVER vote...so why do they need this "law"
>>218778756the conflict between russia and the usa is manufactured, since both countries are ran by jews who don't do any of the fighting
Trump is an antichrist.
>>218778799Once a conflict has been manufactured long enough the propaganda gets its claws in deep and subsets of the populations truly start to hate the designated enemy
>>218778702I've been following some of the bills they've been proposing ever since they got in and it's truly insane shit. Like removing minimum sentences on rape, murder, CP possession, making it illegal to investigate certain businesses for fraud, banning inspection of paper ballots, etc.Hilarious because the governor ran on being a "moderate" Democrat too
>>218778756EuroPEONS are more psyopped by CIA propaganda than Americans at this point.
>>218778756What about China
>>218778821i have never interacted with a russian, even in video games.
>>218778856stop spamming you gullible retard
>>218778858I've encountered numerous Russians in Dota 2
>>218778825there is no such thing as a moderate democrat.
>>218778858I've had a Russian math teacher and Russian geography professor. The geography professor came into class crying the day after Russia invaded Ukraine, she was so upset and ashamed.The math teacher was a bitch and couldn't control the class at all so it was constant chaos, that I was in middle school though
>>218778825that's bullshit but i'll believe it.post a link to any one of those
>>218778856>>218778784>>218778654Hey fella! I don't see nothing out of the ordinary here, your eyes must be playing tricks. Let's head down to the malt shop, clear our heads, and get some refreshing beverages!
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>>218778913
>>218778721>anymorePeople have always made fun of these retards. It's tacit admission that you will fal for any propaganda as long as it's contrary
>>218772831Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless anyone of European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse anyone of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Apathetically, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
