Amelia edish
>>218775661I NEED HEIGHT
Rorke bragging about having an AI girlfriend
me da was kirked by ice in the holly 2.0
would you fuck a sexy alien
What is that shite in your OP I keep seeing itYORKSHIRE
>>218775661Love that rorke frames it all as being sir keir’s fault but he conveniently ignores the past 2 decades of decline
BeardMeatsFood looks scarily like that lead singer of a Welsh band
>>218775713yeh
really regretting not buying more silver
>>218775720You still think the tory party is rorke?
I made a black woman squirt during phone sex over 10 years ago
>>218775688do women even realise how uncommon men over 6'4 actually are? That's like men filtering out any woman that isn't at least 38DD or something
It’s legal tender mate
>>218775714where's south riding gone then
>>218775688I'm 6'1 but if I set it to 6'2 nobody would notice.
>>218775720rorke just destroyed the conservative party because it displeased him and hes going to do the same to reform
really regretting not buying pokemon soul silver
>>218775661mad how fit she ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuBRwMFK28U
screaminghow can you not look at the background audience and just laugh
>>218775743When did I say that?
Filter any woman who's shorter than 6'4", problem solved
got called a faggot pussyhole at work today
>>218775725Face blindness on your partLooks fuck all like him
>>218775714not really a fan of north yorkshire, posh LARP version of the soul Leeds-Wakefield-Hudderfield true Yorkshire
only ever get female horses in red dead 2 so i can imagine fucking them
>>218775753no such thingriding is derived from thirding
>>218775765is that lady victoria hervey? lol
>>218775750remember these fellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xg05vyKbeI
>>218775725no he doesn't wtf
>>218775725doesn't look anything like him are you literally blind
>>218775765
boy you lookin like a gawf ballboy you lookin like a tennis ballnigga haircut tendernismhaircut fallin off the bone
>>218775794Auditormongs are pathetic
Me and the mrs
>>218775765this one is very obviously wearing someone's face on his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aH5dY1hmiM
How do I get a penis like ser arlan lads
>>218775828You're prettier.
>>218775807fuck off aitch we all know you were hiding in plain sight
>>218775809erm no mate 20 is 1/5 of 100
UK loses measles elimination statushttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgjw0xegxglo
Does it really mean I'm high T if my cock and balls stink all the time?
Dame Suella Braverman
>>2187758096'3 yes but that graph implies most women are looking for 6'5/6'6
>>218775765simply don't understand how pakis climbed the social hierarchy of britain while looking like that
>>218775828man can't decide if he's will young or robbie williams lol
just get the fuck out of minneapolis
I have been selected by NASA as the first /brit/poster to enter space. Pic related
>>218775688>5'8it's OVER
Globohomo cartoons but racist
>>218775829looks like a burn victim version of Elon
>>218775828Looking good Spaindog
I'd never post this on Friday but Diego is my hero
Poobrookshire
>>218775886hopefully they put you on space shuttle columbia
Half your age plus 7 years is always the best rule when it comes to dating.
>Asylum seeker found guilty of raping woman, 18, in Nottinghamshire park - BBC Newshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyw6vg79dgo
Don’t care about anyone from outside the South EastHonestly think everyone else is a different breed
>>218775886remember maggie aderin pocock whinging about the fact only twelve white guys had walked on the moon
>>218775873why am i seeing this cartoon everywhere
Early night in beddingtons for me. Busy day on tomorrow oh aye x
>>218775828feel like you’re lying
MGTOW
starting to think the slightly fat girl at toil kinda fancies meshan't be doing anything about it though naturally
>>218775915thought it was minus 7?
>>218775932this should be me but I haven't had a shower yet
>>218775922leftypols cheering and hugging each other in the streets when they hear of this
nth for the gyaldem
>>218775923Even Northerners?????
someone posted a link to a tattle.life ruby granger thread on here once and it was clearly a website for obese middle aged ugly bitter old women and now every time ruby is posted its the same 3 old fat women on here making the same complaints
>>218775825The look Ruby makes when she is about to insult the length of my penis and call me a pathetic, worthless little worm. I can only respond with "yes master" and eat her pussy and arse.
>>218775787Proxynonce
England
>>218775829Giggled reading this
>>218775966it's just some autist copy pasting posts directly from tattle for (You)s
>>218775961Especially Northeners
need some smelly tattler clunge on my face asap
>>218775940cope
>>218775957In your mind this is your girlfriend
>>218775997>piercingswould not bang
>>218775923Anglia should get a free pass surely
alert, calm
>>218775925>poocock
>>218775915maybe if you're autistic and need to reduce everything in your life to a numerical calculation
>>218775849>>218775897Thanks boys
>>218776004looks a bit cold
Tried cooking chicken for tea and mum it was raw and had to be binned bother fuming at me calling me a retard and mum treating me like I'm disabled again and saying at least I tried
>>218776020grow up
>>218775966Yep, because another website exists that means multiple people from it post here This is absolutely not mental illness on your part or anything
>>218776014I have not visited since I was a child so I cannot say
>>218776037no u
women are ruined for me now because they'll never compare to amelia
>>218775966deeply deeply odd post
>>218776033forgot pic xx
Tilde’s life is genuinely so fucking grim. I’d have killed myself long ago if i were in his shoes
not one female posts on /brit/simply doesn't happen
>>218776033> treating me like I'm disabled again and saying at least I triedMum does this to me. But I’m also not stupid enough to serve raw chicken
>>218776004Me with Ruby's piss
>>218776049Incapable of interpreting posts are you? Autistic retard are you?
>>218776012she isn't even in my twitch recap top 5 most watched of 2025
in case you missed it the pokemon of the day is quagsire
>>218776094there is possibly one
>>218776130It’s an Allan thing!
>>218776130wump off a wridge
>>218776121grimnobody liked that queer cunt
why is the alcoholic retard from /britfeel/ posting in here
If you had a row of English twinks and you sniffed their butts through their trousers a skilled nose could tell where in the country they come from. English twink boy butts have sort of a wine terroir. I can tell you that boy butts from Devon have a creamy base layer with a hint of crushed strawberry
>sit down anon, we've got a very important job for you
How do you fuck up cooking meat Couldn't be me
>>218776168kys
why are evenings so long? it should be like maximum 2 hours before bed and toil on the morrow. there's nowt to do
Panicking I've given myself food poisoning now>>218776130What film you watching?
>>218776162Cause someone over there was going mental on him for like 3 days straight which culminated in an email being sent to his football team exposing him for his nazi posts and being a nonce who posted csam
>>218776162They managed to get rid of him it seems
>>218776168FALSE NUKE
>>218776174Nigga on the left be like Mr Burns
>>218775966>fat women on herethere's no women on here, fat or otherwise(and tilde isn't a woman, no matter how much he shouts)
>>218776130>>218776191kys
>>218776177>frozen yorkies>frozen carrots>bisto gravy>shitty cranberry sauce>overcooked marrowfat peas>undercooked paxo mix>overcooked sprouts>ugly tablefucking LOL at this oik
>>218776004can I get some orange juice that hasn't been poured over someone's feet please cheers
>>218775966odd little man
>>218775828Hagmaxing
ooooooo did the early 20s retard 4chan poster lolcow do something silly and did he get doxxed and his life ruined? WOAHHHH epic moment talk about a Downfall, talk about CONTENT
cracking rube's little virgin fanny
Just repotted a post
hey britbroshow are you holding up across the pondits cold here
>>218776252dont think he had much of a life to ruin
veritable plague of fat old hags ruining /brit/ by spamming ruby hate
To the singlular lad on here in the solent area meet me at Revolution in Bedford place Friday night 8pm
giving myself diabetes
Doctors tomorrow for my blocker injection team
>>218776256She’s nowhere close to a virgin. Bet she mashes her fanny up all day the retarded slut
>Just repotted a post
eyes
>>218776283Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218776262There was a storm happening there wasn't it
>>218776283Stop ye getting pregnant aye?
>>218776184dear oh dear
mad how all doctors are conspiring against me
>>218776279um
>>218775828Is this actually Spaino?
/brit/ mourns the loss of the famous director Rob Reiner
Post the webm
>>218776206bwc targeted for her pooey bum
>>218776309round fat faces like hers are fugly
i'm a targeted individual
>>218776338
>>218776335yeah
>>218776256shag this virgin fella instead >>218776349
>>218776374not sure what i'd do in this situation tbqh
>>218776394>GIFFuck off
>>218776349post yours. mong.
>>218776309
wondering whether to download Koikatsu Party or Koikatsu Sunshine :\
>>218776394where does that lead to
mad how faustian this washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PSY7KYThk
has anyone done the potassium thing where you eat tons and it makes your face proper lean did you do it with normal food or supplements?
>>218776417never you mind :)
>>218776411why are you so defensive over it? round faced chinlet women just aren’t attractive
>>218776337his poor daughter found the bodies
>>218776417Hell.
>>218776414Anyone can do that!
>>218776283Pisses me off that I've flirted with you multiple times and each time you never reciprocate or respond to me and yet you respond to people who slag you off. Seems that nice guys like me finish last...
>>218776437Poor clanker.:(
>>218776417epstein island
>>218776297ye with toys and her lesbian friend's fanny
>>218776437Ooh Rorke had a little moment there bless him
>>218776462You're not young enough for him
>>218775765so Reform are just becoming the Tories 2.0 then? brill. can't wait for Rorke to vote them in and be shocked when immigration explodes through the ceiling against because he still hasn't caught on to Farage's game
>>218776449
>UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNs
>>218776449I volunteer to comfort her
>>218776474>Ooh Rorke had a little moment there bless him
Europe is lost
>>218776068Leftypol becoming violently ill at pic related and needing his mum to order in an authentic Somali take away to calm him down
>>218776462You’re not the only one. she’s a bitch
>>218776374is that the actual dialogue? this is my mom's all time favourite tv show and she used to try to get me to watch it all the time. i guess maybe i finally should
>>218776513It's so over
cronem mong back in the old thread posting his copypasta shit no clue we're in here lol
>>218776526That's Spain.They have a lunatic in power.
>>218776519there is no way that second brick wasn't on purpose
>>218776526Don’t believe there won’t be a continent wide war when even the normies realise their town has become majority bame
>>218776513RoarThis country is utterly fuckedPersonal choice does not exist here because the nanny state wants to know everything you do now x
Garn go see that Saipan. It's about Keano and Mick McCarthy in the World Cup. Proper football heritage that, none of that woke nonsense. Garn have a cheeky Nando's before I go in I reckon. Get that extra hot sauce oh aye x
l love our American posters
>>218776513but it was supposed to be a nothingburger
>>218776560:(
>gif>fuck offprobably the unfunniest gimmique in /brit/ history
>>218776587PengI’ll ram that little disillusioned British lad >:3
>>218776590still is
>>218776513really need politicians to start meeting some sort of luigi effect
>>218776560Ah poor kid
>>218776597It's a hangover from when iPhoneposters could only post gifs and most often posted by Deegs t. knower so it is a dead gimmick now though gifs are a truly shit format so it has a second life in that sense
>>218776561Saipan? The island where the largest gyokusai charge took place?
>>218776597Wrong
>Shabana Mahmood proposes AI 'Panopticon' system of state surveillance> "When I was in justice, my ultimate vision for that part of the criminal justice system was to achieve, by means of AI and technology, what Jeremy Bentham tried to do with his Panopticon. That is that the eyes of the state can be on you at all times."
>>218775922fuck men
>>218776641you mean being able to jump really high like in Super Mario Bros 2? x
>>218776696I'm trying!
>>218776696>fuck menSounds gay
>>218776648thank you wise sage
Bjork jerking off
>>218776703>jump really highHe doesn't jump high, his jump makes him float longer
I invented that gimmick by the way
>>218776734Which one?
>>218776703yeah matethat's exactly it*taps nose and points*
>>218776526all this does is make it easier to retroactively do things the other wayyou can just do things>>218776653what anime is that from
>>218776715why bother quoting an entire post
ktim
>Rorke, our reports say that while on a unauthenticated VPN you were caught posting islamophobia on the banned website 4chan
>>218776751because he was misinterpreting the whole thing for comedic effect
>>218776748They came up with it for the anime Ketsudan
despise dogsyou're a fucking mong if you own one
right I think I'll get drunk and watch robocop
>>218776755never recovered from watching that man implode a jar in his anus
>>218776785Thanks buddy
>>218776800Get so drunk that you watch Robocop 3 instead
>>218776513LOL
>>218776821You need to be drunk for that one.
>despise dogs>you're a fucking mong if you own one
>>218776785still pointless
Shabana MahmoodShamima BegumNadhim Zahawi
>>218776778imagine her making you sniff her arsehole as punishmentcorrr
>>218776641BASADO!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aB-cwZucA
Northern English twink boy butts smell different from South English boy butts. The southern ones have a milky cream scent and the northern boys have a wet leaves, campfire smoke and wet oak scent
>>218776755Millennials grew up watching Isis beheading videos. Why are zoomies so fragile?
Had pooey feels twice today but nothing came out either time, basically did a sitting piss
>rorke did x and im not just a biomass proving rorke right about having nothing to contribute to Britain oof
>>218776846looks like pepe frog
>>218776871el gato
the noise pollution in cities is inhumanget me out of here
>>218776846Get her clothedGet her housedGet her payrolled
>>218776891which city you in x
sucked too much nicotine now im on the bog doing water poos fucks sake
oh so watching someone graphically die is harmful but telling kids gays exist is fine?
>>218776922rorke mate i dont think this argument will do you any favours
>>218776755watched loads of horrible shite in the mid 2000s you just keep watching until you become desensitised
Used to see the funky town webm on /tv/ every morning while travelling to work and I turned out alri
>Women filmed secretly for social media content - and then harassed onlinehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7jej2elyyo
>>218776869there's something poignant about those that there isn't about accidents, or random cannon fodder getting droned unchivalrously
>>218776913if you want to throw up quickly a good way to do it is have lots of nictine and then drink a lot of water
get the gays arrestedget the women disenfranchisedget the pakis out
>>218776966oh so women filming theselves twerking for social media is fine but im not allowed to film them myself?
>>218776966>"I swear red hair means you've just been heartbroken.">The man continued the conversation as they both got in a lift, and he asked Dilara for her phone number.What the fuck that works?
oh he blowin on that thang
Love how android knows the appropriate crop for every girl on hinge
>>218777031>What the fuck that works?if you're attractive enough you can say literally whatever you want
>>218777057>gigachads post here
>>218777081>when a tall man walked up to herIt's over before it even began
>>218777057don't like the look of alex
*dances a little jig*
got the gay AIDS
>>218776317A big one. Apparently our hat is facing temperatures of -53C. It's not that bad where I'm at but it's rare to get this much snow so far south here.
>>218777141you positive on this?HIV positive?
>>218777113Tall guys get all the pussy in the British Isles?
>>218777124
I love the Irish shagger Hope he finds a good woman to settle down with
Got the gay porn on iih
shame woody allen is a nonce, because his macbeth is genuinely one of my top ten movies of all time
>>218777111He’s not, he’s chadfishing I exposed him last time
>>218777219A double barrel first and last name, not on
got the cradle of filth on
right thenwhy's my phone charging super slowly
>>218777290Proper band that
>>218777111I've posted here for years lad>>218777120eh, I think she'll age well>>218777249that just straight up didn't happen
accidentally made a poo post on linkedinfucks sake
>>218777243>shame woody allen is a nonce, because his macbeth>woody alleneasy mistake I suppose but Roman Polanski is a far worse nonce than even Woody Allen
>>218777339how so?she was willing
>>218776846>immediately on pip and benefits as soon as she arrives with a council flat
>>218777328Literally did mate, I asked for the screenshot last time and you ignored it you got found out.Also Chads don’t have androids
>>218777331scraem
>>218777299plugged into a low amp charger?
Might have another few weeks off the drink me. Body is still fucked off that Saturday sesh.
https://vocaroo.com/1kFd8fVgfbWy
might waggle the wilberforce as it were
>>218777370Anally raped a 14 year-old twice. Or was she younger, forgot
>>218777379>Also Chads don’t have androidsGot him
>>218777370>unconscious child>willing
>>218777383maybe don't know
>>218777404heard she was willing
>>218777219so if I want sex, I need to go to prison in britain.
fuck am i postingi drank too much
>>218777370Can you frogs stop defending nonces bloody hell
tatted up lightskins gangin up emtoos rn x
too many non brit flags in here
>>218777423while someone's unconscious they aren't willing lad that's just a rule you should take on board x
might just go and come back once they’ve gone back to the old captchas
>>218777379I've literally said before it's an emulator kek - https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212305810/#212308411what screenshot are you looking for?
matey just outted himself as a rapey nonce and then blamed it on the drinkdeary me
>>218777458ziedy wanking to jude bellinghamhe lovin it x
feel quite sad
>>218777535impersonator
New>>218775669>>218775669>>218775669
>>218777545Just be happy bro.Here's a picture of me being happy.
>>218777545alri
>>218777522Bullshit because you took a screenshot of “your” Instagram account with 10k followers or whatever and that was on Android too. You got found out mate simples
