Japanese food AMAZES, SHOCKS, FAINTS, and COLLAPSES Italians!"Even better than I POMODORI we have at home! Mamma Mia!!!" he screams!
Japan's brand of nationalism makes me literally recoil in real lifethere used to be this mystique of Japan being a degenerate pop culture powerhouse but also being high IQbut nowadays everyone's constantly exposed to inane masturbatory posts like that all the fucking timewhy are they so desperate to get "cool points" or whateverit's like India but with less poop
>>218779059decades of economic decline
>>218778863that looks nice, the burger is just a bit sad looking i wouldve done a better crust
>>218778863>slop:(>slop japan :OIf that was served in, say, a UK restaurant, you would never hear the end of how terrible British cuisine is.
>>218778863I want to replace every single citizen of my country with japanese people
>>218778863Needs buttered bread. What's the gravy made of?
>>218778863I thought japs knew how to appreciate flavors and basic eats not dousing red meat in curry/egg/tomato sauce all at once. Sad!
>>218779390he wrote it's curry
>>218779475Ew
>>218779525Japanese curry is very different from Indian
>>218779525no eww, okay? >:3
>>218778863I am convinced that the Japs could just take a massive shit on a plate and people would glaze the fuck out of it treating it like the greatest cuisine ever.
>>218779059they're just proud of their country and are glad when foreigners like it, what's wrong with that
>>218779880nothey are literally advertising Japan to other Japanese people... in Japan... in Japaneseimagine an American bragging about whatever random Americana one can think of to other Americansimagine a Greek xosting in Greek about foreigners being unwilling to leave because of like... beaches or some fast food chainit's ridiculous, absurd, and cringe
>>218779565>Japanese curry is very different from Indianit's curry powder and roux....same as 80s english curry
>>218779059>why are they so desperatecause they are losing soft power in real timeanime/idols are fucking dead in a ditch theres likely no more creative talents to carry them forward
>>218779059Indians are Asian after all
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>>218779880It's a self-patting circlejerk. Like >>218780198 already mentioned, it's not even meant to wow foreigners. They barely give a shit about their overseas fanbase in the anime and gaming industry even when certain IPs hit it off overseas, often treating them like secondary afterthought.It's literally island mentality. Since they're an island nation with a insular culture, most of their global perception is more shaped on their nation's public image, often overplaying their importance and distorting or even fabricating stories where foreigners get some kind of orgasm on Japan to tell themselves how highly regarded globally. It's a common outlook in cultures that generally have less direct exposure to the world in day-to-day life and where they mostly consume local content. It's done here sometimes. You've seen more prominent examples of it with India and Brazil.
Actually what he witnessed was the ancient Japanese burger cooking technique that ranges back from 1600s called Niku-Gami or Art of Japanese Meat Burger Origami where they fold the protein into a 4D shape that creates a permanent gravitational pull on the human soul called the Matsu-Zen.The Japanese beef was folded a thousand times to achieve a grain so fine that it cut through your hunger and your cultural identity at the same time, I don't blame that the Italian reacted that way.
>>218779565>>218780281it's watered down and flavorless
>>218778863japs love blowing smoke up their asses so much its pathetic at this point
>>218778863I had that response.But can you try being less of a fag with the way you make threads OP? I know it's hard to behave normally as a brown person, but just try for me kay?
>and then everybody clappedEvery country has people like this, but East Asian countries are all like this; desperately seeking narcissistic supply from foreigners. It’s like the only way they get any self validation
>>218785583Its a massive Japan thing and its not even close. They have multiple websites where they collect and brag about positive shit foreigners say about Japan, including massively obvious and admitted fake shit they post to keep people thinking glazing japan is trendy (it ain't outside of socially ill weebs and pedos)
>>218778863you wouldn’t believe how many self-praising “foreigners reaction” type of videos you would find on Japanese YouTube.It always has been so puzzling to me that gaijins believe us to be “humble and polite” for some reason
>a body that can only think about Matsuya for the rest of his lifethat happened to me but I recovered after going home
Umami is a fake flavor btw.
I don't believe the haters ITT and I'm sure OP's pic is actually true.
>>218785743Because that is your international 建前
'Katsu' is derived from the English word 'cutlet'Japanese curry is bog standard English curryWhy are the Japanese allowed to own curry but not us? We've been eating it for a quarter of a millennium
>>218779059Yeah you summarised it well. Netouyo are the embodiment of cringe.
>>218779833I would too if it was her doing it
>>218786928SORRY! Only Japan is allowed to stake claims on other people's dishes.
>>218778863That's just a meat patty
>>218779059Bro it's just TwitterTouch some grass or something