Lancaster bomber edition
mr janny, tear down this thread
hey everyonelet's make this a great thread!
Bradley Walsh.
Hello!
tik tok rizz party sub edition
been listening to king dededes theme on repeat for 30mins it my favourite song
Remember when they made posting on 4chan illegal in the UK and yet you guys are still here. Grim.
>>218781406Good on ya. Shows up the lazy cunts who can’t make a new in time
>>218781457Remember a few months ago a /brit/ reached the post limit, so a new was made. Around 20 minutes into the new thread, the janny starts deleting posts in the old thread. The janny then deletes the current one because the old one hadn't 'reached' the post count. I honestly can't comprehend how fucking ridiculous the jannies are.
>>218781507mad that this was 8 years ago
>>218781524Complaining about 4chan moderation
>>218781511This a tranny or what
>>218781406Fantastic edish this
It's going to be a fine night tonightIt's going to be a fine day tomorrow
>>218781510i often do things like thisthink i might have 'tism
>>218781406Is bombing Germany really as much fun as they say it is?
>>218781564funy
alri haha
hate women who think they're funny
hate women
>>218781599Still think women aren't funny?
>>218781605Bet you do
poo
love womenthey have fannies love fannies
>>218781616mouth of sauron face double
Hate women Love girls
lollygagging
>>218781635
i hope all of Gods children go to heaven
>>218781654what's this fella calledhe's not derp is he
Let's be honest lads, you absolutely would.
>>218781674of course
>>218781673>go to train station on a Saturday night>see all the pretty women all dressed up in nice revealing outfits>start taking pictures of them for nefarious activities later>"eww are you taking pictures of me you little creep?!">"umm no, I was actually taking a picture of this British rail class 158 train currently approaching the platform">get away with itAnother reason why trains are amazing.
>>218781701kek based
>>218781616yes but i would spaff all over herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aorz3Qi9XRQ
>>218781674imagine her pegging you
>>218781745She pegged the entire country as a MP for 14 years mate
>>218781701bonus points if you knew exactly what kind of train it was but got it wrong on purpose, confident in your ability to bewitch and bluff the ignorant
/brot/ meetip tomorrow at the Cock and Balls
I can identify every ScotRail train through the hustle door alarm sound alone
listening to bladee while i play league of legends in my smelly incel bedroom
>>218781797mallardlad
>>218781745I only want to be pegged by petite women
Trying to record audio for my youtube channel but neighbourberg is going nuts with a chainsaw and a hydraulic jackhammer
>>218781797>The next stop is... Glasgow Central Low Level. Please mind the gap when alighting from this train.*beep beep beep beep*
>>218781809wish i was there with you no homo
/brit/ trainspotting meet up pls
might gain a clue and sort my life out
>>218781828Without a proper sound bite it's either a 334, 320 or 318 as only those particular ScotRail traction serves the low level. (380s previously did but only for the commonwealth games)
>>218781892Fuck off then
I can seldom think of any greater pleasure than to have Emma Watson sit on my face and do a disgusting fart.
Just found mousey’s twitterhttps://x.com/pamela_vista
>>218781841ummy
>>218781809For me it’s a classical relaxation playlist
>>218781958while you play league?
*clapping sound comes from my general direction but stops whenever anyone looks at me*
*noncing sound comes from my general direction but stops whenever anyone looks at me*
new>>218781483>>218781483>>218781483
>>218781813THEN THE LARGE WOMEN
I have too much intelligence.
>>218782017right well thats the wank sorted
Right well that's a big breasted female being shagged doggy style by a horse isn't it
was that supposed to be a dinosaur or a rhinoceros i wonder
right well thats me away watching wife swap UK on a work day innit
I have so much classwork to do for my final class of my degree but the stress is overwhelming me and im beginning to shut down and avoid it
stormberg howling and hollering outside
>>218782084If you killed yourself you wouldn't have any stress at all
god how does anyone read these old fucking books they keep breaking into long extended sections of poetry fucking why this shit is so fucking annoying
>>218782084FOY
>>218782099try reading the poetry out loud to increase your immersion
>>218782099What book?
>>218782107Been here longer than you
never in my life have i read a poem and thought it was anything over than shit
>>218782099Buying a songless edition of the lotr was the best book purchase I've ever made
is this a bad idea for a first date?
>>218782084just keep posting more porn on a blue board then why dont you you festering cum puddle of a man.
>>218781982Nope
WW1 poems are both amazing and sad at the same time
>>218782084it's okay, it's normal to feel that way. get outside, exercise, do something that will take your mind off it for a bit. you'll get it done
Cheeky pot noodle before bed? Why not x
>>218782133yes
>>218782164Literally the best flavour bar none.
>>218782136Woah I did no such thing
>>218782133boggles the mind that any theatre outside america would think a screening of this would be profitable
>>218782145all for fucking what
>America going full fascist in Trump's second termKek
>>218782280Sir Gregory Bovino
>>218782280I always knew America would be the downfall of western civilisation
Mad how all the porn sites need ID now but google images is completely uncensored
>>218782269It’s certainly different from pedophilia, but the problem is these young girls, while sexually developed and capable of producing babies, are too young to have any life experience and are too naive for sex with them to be anything besides exploitative.
>>218782213The gentleman in question does have his sycophants.It boggles the mind indeed.
>>218782280yeah but theyre not are they
uh oh paedo megamelty
Was going to go to bed but decided I should be here to help notify janny of all these nonce megamelty posts that are about to happen
>>218782327This is a thoughtful well written response.
>>218782327>are too young to have any life experiencelife experience = being a wagie and taking miles of dick>too naive for sex with them to be anything besides exploitativeabsurd lefty rhetoric
why would a parent want to keep revolting smelly creeps like away from their children? truly a mystery...
I see the great big greasy nonce brigade are in, time for beddybyes
>>218782367>stayed up specifically because he's anticipating cpright here GCHQ
you lads ever have pub food?some lads were having guiness, some san miguel, some a cheeky John Smiths michael the mad fat cunt brought over a cottage pie to the table started stuffing his face whilst we were sipping on our pintsdefnitely a story I'll tell my grandchildren
the woke are going to sleep, ironic
i'm straight
>>218782413I accept your concession.
curious what the evolutionary purpose is of the excess skin on your thumb that you inevitably rip off and have it bleed and sting
On my night out I realised, ye average female is so fucking pretty. Whilst ye average male looks like a disaster.It's an extraordinary discrepancy.
>LOTRDrivel
>>218782539it stands for lord of the rings, the most well sold fiction in history, hope this helps x
i want a gf to fucking fuck
>>218782546Pokémon claims that spot mate
ladssay your parents and siblings died (presuming you don't have wives/gfs) - who would you leave all your assets to?
>>218782576ermdon't know
>>218782485you should accept a bar of soap and the concept of showering
>>218782576Fun fact, by law it goes to prince of wales if you live in Cornwall
>>218782593Concession status: accepted.
>>218782280oh my days is that an overcoat? I'm going insane!
>>218781574Whie not getting shot down by the eternal swiss
reading about hind rajab and considering a suitable punishment for the state of Israel and all its citizens.
>>218782473>innocuous, legal post is deleted and banned within minutes but the cuck spammers are left alone permanentlyhmmm...
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
>>218782664unironically fucking mentali was banned within a MINUTE for posting porn but the cuck spammers were literally posting the entire day.
>>218782682Starfield is the best game ever made
https://burzum.org/eng/library/thulean_perspective/donkeys_in_a_stable_identifying_as_horses.shtmldoing a read
>>218782690I keep telling you guys these freaks are brought here by the staff deliberately
>cuckspammers should have their posts deleted despite not breaking any rules because... they just should ok????
>>218782717mad how you're gonna die alone
>>218782715Maybe not BROUGHT here as such, but facilitated, definitely.>>218782717Trolling outside of /b/ you utter retardPlus they literally post their fantasies of children being raped
ladsimagine if a political party just made someone with down syndrome their leaderfor a laughlmao
>>218781406Gott straffe Deutschland
>>218782752They'd have to nominate you first
>>218782576my books and vinyl record collection as well as my car should he want it would all go to my older brother, including the cost of transportation from my house in the North to his in London.money, including my 3 private pensions and my ISA to my younger brother and his daughter my niece.
Not good
>>218782752cue joke about [existing political leader someone doesn't like]
>>218782759
>>218782765I said assuming your siblings were dead you illiterate wanker
>>218782776LOL, [leader] btfo!
>>218782768Lmao now you wish the Nazis has won WW2 surely you do that my heils per hour is through the roofs
>>218782781
>>218782827if they had won then finland would be bigger and all this is a worthy price to pay to prevent that
>>218782768it's time to collect XMR guys
just been taking gay little selfies for the long awaited return of Hingetoil
you guys ever see the hangover 2?
>>218782870me? mysteriumdark.
feel like SHIT
>>218782870>Lists all the VPNs not to buy >Doesn't include recommended VPNsNot very useful is it
>>218782900yeah
>>218782900is that the one a tranny shags his arse?
>>218782945no that's from my personal camera reel
>>218782799One of my siblings is dead and as such I have not factored her into my will. I'm perfectly capable of reading your idiotic question, I simply decided to disregard your irrelevent terms.
my alarm will go off in 7 hours and 8 minutes time. Hope i die before then x
>>218782945That's exactly what I was thinking about. Her esl way of saying she shot her sperms into him popped into my head.
Alexa, play Pink Rabbits by The National over and over again until the fantasy becomes excruciating
>>218782932yeahit's also good for someone who is already using one of these and needs to be made aware of it
The reason why the RR on Rollsies doesn't spin because if it didn't be a swastika
>>218782989nooooo dont die you're such a good toiler aha
>>218783004most coherent ESL
Alexa, set alarm kill myself for ten years
>>218783019could honestly imagine managerberg giving some speech if i died and just talking about how good i am at toiling the whole time
Rorke and Leftypol: https://www.tiktok.com/@seal_sealion/video/7599126060818648334
here lies anonhe always had a smile on his facehe was the second-best bog cleaner in the whole store
>>218783049not fair to him is it I bet there's nothing you've shared with him over the years except toiling
mad how there's a video of trump sucking bill clinton's cock but we're not allowed to see it
>>218783075bubba was a male cow
>>218783071Yeah but that's his problem, not mine. He actively refuses to talk about anything other than work. The only thing i've ever heard him say that isn't work related in the 4 years i've known him is one comment he made about Eddie the Eagle.
>>218783075ai exists mate, nothing stopping you from seeing it if you want to
>>218783053This is your first good post
That's mental mate absolutely mental
>>218783101aww, now he'll be posting for hours
do twins have the same boob size
>>218783150identical twins do (clue's in the name)
>>218783150no. Mine are a lot smaller than my sister's boobs
Emma Watson worship lad: https://www.tiktok.com/@seal_sealion/video/7599143258450611470
>>218783168yours shouldn't be there at all ya fat cunt
>>218783123doc, im clearly speaking of a physical ailment affecting my ankle
>>218783195all muscle
Why do we live rent free in Lilly Allen's head?
>>218783250her husband cheated on her and she went off the rails
my local boomers are continuously celebrating on facebook because the Reform-led West Northamptonshire Council keeps refusing planning permissions to convert houses to HMOsthey just dump notices of decision on facebook groups and everyone cheers
Ironic innit
Cat was sick and seemed confused for a bit there. Had me scared.
corrhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769419701934689.webm
>>218783347giwtwm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_clove that song
>>218783329Protecting their core voters
>>218783347Haha imagine if the fat one let out a massive fart
>>218781828Kek I hear it
a statue in bosnia
>>218783421Based
>>218783362first 2 albums were solid 2bhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDW0ej4smhE
Good morning lads. Whats up?
do i even want to know what that /gif/ link is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL7I5tCwhhshaving a cheeky
>>218783449hello bulgaria :)
>>218783488howdy >>218783436what's she been up to lately
>>218783460spongebob game
>>218782133It's crazy that you can google the first lady's nudes lel.
how to we accelerate the inevitable global domination of india
>>218783607mandatory brown gfs for everyone
Thinking about all the toilers right now wrapped up in their beds
You seen those Jurgen Klopp trivago ads? Big meme with the yanks
>>218783672why does he even do themnot like he needs the monet
A lot of you are virgins and are unaware that poo is occasionally a natural part of sex. Not in a necessarily scatological way either mind you. A woman’s anus is down there and sometimes when she’s enjoying what’s going on, she may unintentionally relax her internal bum muscles and do a fart or even shit. It’s a part of sex. If I were shagging Emma Watson and she did a poo I wouldn’t be too fussed about it.
>>218783766the ramblings of a mad mangod bless you
>>218783766You are profoundly mentally ill. Kill yourself.
>>218783766It happened one time in high school but I was going wild in her bum. Insanely committed poo anon.
>>218783795i wouldn't go that far
>not like he needs the monet
>A lot of you are virgins and are unaware that poo is occasionally a natural part of sex. Not in a necessarily scatological way either mind you. A woman’s anus is down there and sometimes when she’s enjoying what’s going on, she may unintentionally relax her internal bum muscles and do a fart or even shit. It’s a part of sex. If I were shagging Emma Watson and she did a poo I wouldn’t be too fussed about it.
>>218783867You know what, I'll buy some sausages today. Good rec.
banter
>>218783908reminds me of that tragedy
*screams into the void*
>>218783954*echoes*
>>218784076too young/10
>virus is only transmissible through coming into contact with poop>threatens to decimate India onlyyou can't make it up brots
To have hopes and dreams,Does not every man requite himself Of this most innocent fact, evenIn the depths of his despair?To lie under the cares and duressOf mortal office, his esteem valuedBy a mutual share in life's agoniesMultiplied by the affairs of love And toil of unhappiness; so brooksAge in comedy past tragediesThat once tearing the heartNow feels the bitter scar Of time's passage. Oh but to each their marked Graves all must go -To have survived bitterlyThe highest ecstasies of Divine pleasure and death's sorrow
Thought this paedophile Canadian was gone for goodI just assumed he got arrested or somethingOh well Hope he gets caught perving on a playground and gets beaten to shit by angry parents
>>218784155Kind of sad they live like that.
I don't really understand how Muslims can think that the final prophet was MuhammedIt just doesn't make sense that God would choose a random illiterate Arab paedophile
>>218784223have to admit she's fit though
>>218784233I just don't want them moving to Europe, japan, Aus or the USA.
>>218784242ktim
>>218784223mate they're all on the botnetcanada is one of the flags you can select without a gold pass
>>218784300says right there in the image he's on his mobile
stop with the child modelsthe tiktok ones were fine but the child models are too far
>>218784276Yeah of course, I don't mind the occasional sexy jeeta though.
>>218784076Replace the t with a p
>>218784300Maybe, but there was a genuine Canadian nonce who's was here for years whose MO was to make thread with underage girls' tiktok videos while acting all coy and asking questions like "how old do you think she looks"Then when he inevitably got banned he'd ban evade go on a melty in /brit/, rinse and repeatThis feels exactly like him again, could be a copycat but it's the same posting style and everything
>>218784365I genuinely wouldn't be shockedTechnically there's nothing wrong with posting a tiktok of an underaged girl but with his intention it clearly crosses a lineThe proxynonce site just makes it too easy for the freaks
saw a 15 year old goth girl on tiktok the other day with massive tits on displayliterally didn't know what to think about it
Thread has taken a bad turn.
>>218784432always does when there's a botnet paedo lurking about
>>218784409link?
>>218784390Porn is mental poison.
>>218784406Because explicitly it is hidden, only being seen in usage statistics. It's more present on 4chan due to a lack of posting restrictions, but it shapes absolutely everything in its own image.Those cute little tiktok dances women do are the result of a passive fetishism inherent in the consumption of such content whereby they are essentially sexualising themselves in the least risque manner for online views. The droll stupidity of every addict is that they do not see what they are doing, so their pathologies spread among similar individuals who just mindlessly post said garbage. The entire thing appears parasitic, in which one's behaviour changes to simply spread what may as well be excrement online for the sole purpose of a dopamine reward
>>218784488least risque manner possible*
i feel bad for the White British peoplehopefully TRUMP can save themhttps://www.ispreview.co.uk/index.php/2026/01/house-of-lords-votes-to-ban-uk-children-from-using-internet-vpns.html
>>218784497The UK sinks further and further into tyranny and dystopia by the day.
>>218784497>AI slop
Fuck me, I'm mentally ill?! News to me! Anyways, back to my little collection...
are nick'll be live soon
doing a gay porn dance in my smelly incel bedroom
>>218784497i dont see any reason not to ban children from accessing the internet, but more than a few good reasons why they should be banned.
https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c
>not realising that actually law enforcement is funded to an extent that they are always caught despite believing otherwise
>>218784652saw him live last year, wasn't bad at all despite him being old
>>218784411jannies getting me on 'off topic' for this one because I posted an adult woman lmaothis is why people use ecker
Found girl I fancy on FB; now I know about her multiple stints in rehab for an eating disorder...
*gulps*
>>218784713Rehab for eating disorder? Like Anorexia? What do they do there, just feed you?
>>218784713Get her shagged.
had a mate (male) and a cousin (female) who both had anorexia
>>218784779Heard the chances of surviving an eating disorder are very slim
>>218784810spain paedophile
>>218784779I male with anorexia is almost unheard of.
>>218784837yh he was fat and autistic tbf he tried bulimia for a while but it didnt suit him
>>218784810yes
>>218784848Fat with anorexia, how is that even possible?
>>218784913he was fat prior to it
>>218784925Oh I see, yeah that can happen, as an ex fat kid you can easily fall into that route because you always see yourself as fat for some reason, unless I see a picture of my self taken by someone else lol.
what do you get out of posting the same webms, getting banned, and then coming back to post the same webmsdo you have an autism diagnosis
Imagine the utterly poo willy bollocks arse
right well that's me back together with the bipolar ex isn't it?
>>218784976spakis been doing it for years
>>218784497The amendment itself passed with 207 votes in favour and 159 against, with the majority of yes votes coming from the Conservative Party and the majority of the no votes coming from the Labour Party. Crucially, this suggests that the amendment, at least in its current form, is currently opposed by the party of Government and so may struggle to survive once the Bill is returned to the House of Commons.
>>218784976There's something seriously wrong with /brit/ in the past few years. It hasn't been the same ever since 2023. Just pure non-stop mental illness now, and not even the funny kind.
tung tung tung sahur
The very first post in the very first /brit/ was:>the general just isn't what it was 5 years ago you know, shame isn't it?
>>218784980
>>218784980what happenedwhy'd she take you back
Spending the morning with Rubes (in Devon)
New iOS is pissing me off, not even lying
thinking and considering things
>>218785146what's wrong with it i'm scared to update
>>218785174Things that were 1 press away became 2 a year ago or so and now they're 3 and a swipe, can't find my bloody search history. Real old timers are probably seething with their big fonts and ringtones, I've about had it myself
>>218785146not a fan of it myself, just looks bland and corporate
>>218784976paedophiles get off on exposing normal people to their shite
woke up at midnight mewide awake at 5 in the morningthankfully neetdom ends mid february
opened a project zomboid server but nobody is joining ffs I might just kill myself
>>218785284don’t think many people are up playing your wee gimpy computer games at this hour mate
>>218785294no need to be meani meant in general
>>218785306I'll join your server mate, what is it?
>>218785294evil post
