>I suffer in Ameri-no you do fucking not, shut up
>>218794624Jobs?
>>218794624nigga that is literally in the middle of nowhere. theres no jobs
>>218794679>>218794708Just WFH, what are you a burger flipper
>>218794624Where do you buy groceries?
>>218794679>>218794708unc never heard of wfh
>>218794624If you want a shack in bumfuck nowhere, move to Lapland and save $500k
>>218794679>>218794708Not a problem in 2026. WFH + Starlink.
>>218794740>>218794749>>218794791shut the fuck up codemonkeys
>>218794624>Shack in bumfuck nowhere is $500k+ for only 2b2b>Somehow this means we're not sufferingAlso most jobs have mandated hybrid or back to office
>>218794624This, why don't they live in a shed in the forest for half a million dollars ?
Half a million for a cottage in the woods is supposed to be impressive?
>>218794842I will say, it explains why the India obsession here rivals /g/
>>218794624I found something more affordable.
>>218794624For half a million, it really isn't all that impressive
Pretty sure you can buy literal mansions in Murica for that amount.
>>218794858>>218794868>>218794926The reason it's so expensive is because it's meant to be a vacation home for rich boomers who want to haul their boat outNobody's actually meant to live there: lot is small (20 acres) and with zero mineral resources. It's also ridiculously far from even the tiny town of Oroville, never mind a 6 hour drive from Seattle. It's been sitting on the market for more than half a year because nobody has the money except rich boomers to even consider such a frivolous purchase like this and they're all reaching terminally ill age
>>218794624>woodshed in the middle of nowhere>half a mill + tipnonsense
>>218795142Oh yeah not to mention, they try very hard to hide it in the listing but 95%+ of those 20 acres are useless because there's a giant hill immediately behind the house. You have a tiny flat plain where the house already exists and a giant markup for "land" that's useless even if you wanted to improve it (that is unless you're a centimillionaire that can casually hire architects and engineers to build on the side of a dirt hill in the middle of nowhere)
>>218795142You can get the same here for 20-50k
>>218795236genuine question, what is stopping me from visiting the US on a tourist visa then moving into that house and never leaving again?
>>218794679Selling fent to moose
>>218796314You would get promptly ICEd, and for good reasons you squatter.
>>21879467920 min drive to nearest town.but that price, 100 times what i paid for an equal house.
>>218794895that's probably a crack house
>>218794624You can buy a BIGGER appartment in the middle of Leipzig for $150 000-200 000. It also won't be swept away by a tornado or an earthquake
>>218795236If you check it out on maps it's not very difficult terrain. Sparsely wooded, not flat but not hilly beyond the bluff behind the house. What is actually important is how it's zoned, because it's almost a guarantee that all but maybe 2 acres is zoned designated forest land, meaning you can't use it for anything but foresting. That is, unless you have hobbies like dirtbiking, shooting or any other kind of outdoor activity that doesn't involve permanent fixtures or terraformation of the landscape.
>>218797366Neither will this place, it's in a river valley. Worst thing you qould have to worry about is flooding. Based on where the bluff is, you'd be underwater in the event of an apocalyptic level flood
>>218797366>an apartment in a dense urban hellscape will cost you less than 20acres of unmolested mountain forest!You don't say
>>218797683And what are you going to do with 20 acres of forest in the middle of nowhere? Molest it first?
>>21879462490% of Americans can't afford it anyway, they are living paycheck to paycheck
>>218794740Most jobs aren't wfh anymore. They are either on site or hybrid and even then hybrid ones are pushing for in person
>Oroville>Population 19k>Nearest major city is a 2 hour drive>Nearest hospital is 45 minutes away>Nearest grocery store is a 30 minute drive
>>218794624>no fent source in the vicinity
>>218794624Can that wall stop 9mm bullet? Seriously asking.
>>218797968American walls can't stop an adult man's fist
>>218794624really expensive
>>218794624Can you really suffer in gringolandia though?
>>218797457
>>218798725>All my employees are 16 to 25 years oldCan't they be sued over age discrimination?
>>218796269Yeah but finland is a country, not exclusively a playground for rich people
>>218794624Looks like one of those american places where during winter nights some satanic nigger cryptid crawls out of the lake and rapes everyone in that cardboard hut.
>>218799008Just like in my f95 games
>>218797732Enjoy it. I spend most of my time in the woods as is
>>218797968Yes, 9mm is trivially easy to stop
>>218798809This is nothing. I checked out a 20 acre property nesr the olympic national park last month that's going for 620k. House is okish but extremely dated because it's just an old barn converted into a farmhouse around the 70's. All but 5 of those acres were swamp land...
>>218794679>Earn more money than a surgeon in EuropeShut the fuck upYou don't suffer
>>218797968What bothers me most, why they always have such big windows and fucking glass doors? I can understand if you live in a city, but op pic looks like it's fucking taiga and they still have those glass doors wtf. Big animal can easily break it, or some crazy mentally ill motherfucker. Why not making solid doors at least?
>>218800079>taigaIt's a mountain lake, and the only thing around here that would try to break in is a black bear maybe.>mentally ill motherfuckerThis is 5 hours from the nearest major town, you would be far more likely to encounter that in a city
>>218800145>This is 5 hours from the nearest major townNothing for a meth head and for a schizo as well Yeah, I know such places are pretty safe, but I prefer to be insured. Just learn how maniacs like Ramirez or Bundy had it easy to break into people's houses.
>>218800235In such a case as that, nothing short of a bunker can stop a well prepared assailant intent on breaking in
>>218794624half a mil for that? there better be acres and acres of property in the deal.
>>218794624Half a million for a two bedroom house in the middle of nowhere? Why?
>>218798926I'm 100 % sure that company doesn't exist anymore, if it ever did
>>218794740>>218794753>>218794791Nigger there are no actual wfh jobs just endless fake postings
>>218794749look the place up on google maps: 48.872488921744115, -119.51185892801618there's a road right down by the waternearest village is 11 km/7 miles away by road. that's where you can get all that.you could even do that by bicycle... but the uphill slope "home" would make me take the car instead.
>>218794895I wonder how much of the substance of the building is still good. the facade implies brick. chances are it's just facade, not actual wall.
>>218794624Why is it so expensive? It would be 20% of that here.
An actually okay deal in lardland.
>>218799830What do you do with all your time in the woods? I like the woods because it's chill but I wouldn't know what to do with a lot of time there. I'd get bored and want to play vidya.
>>218794624What lot size? This is on over 22 acres a few minutes from my state's capitol.>https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/610-Barry-Rd-Haslett-MI-48840/74059473_zpid/
>>218796463jej
>>218801213Explore, look for old trails. There are tons of old mines up here in the mountains. I ride my motorcycle up and down the old logging roads and game trails looking for cool spots or nice views. I also watch the animals, and sometimes I being my rifle for some target practice on rocks
>>218801068>you could even do that by bicycleLMAOOOOOYou'll get run over by a Ford F-150 rolling coal for blocking traffic on a 2 lane road, you effete European pansy
>>218801328>>218801213I found this weird structure out in the woods last year while riding down a logging road that was used probably around the 1960's. Couldn't really make heads or tales of it, but what remains is no doubt only a part of the original structure
I suffer in America and there's NOTHING you can do about it.
>>218801379No you won't, it's a rural highway with shoulders
>>218801180>houses in USA have around the same price as in RussiaIt's over.
>>218801379>exercising is effeminate!amerilards really are beyond help
>>218801745Russian houses don't cost that, unless you're buying in central Moscow
>>218794624internet???
>>218801932>let me tell you about your countryNigga, such price would be for a 2 room apartment somewhere in Moscow. Not a house.Relatively good houses like on his pic cost as much as the house on his pic almost anywhere in Russia.Okay, I just checked, you might be right. I thought the house on his pic was larger. Here's a similar house in the suburbs of my city, however with much worse inner interior. It's ~$164000
>>218801932>>218802117And if the house's area becomes 220+ square meters, it already has the same price as the house in the US.Now imagine the difference in our salaries.
>>218802117>>218802262remember, burgers build with cardboard, not with brick and mortar.
my 750 sqft condo in NYC cost 900k and I still need to pay 1k+ a month for HOA fees, happens in your country?
>>218794753remote work is almost exclusively for third worlders here
>>218794624American forests are currently having a tick epidemic, so unless America brings back their famous DDT campaigns, it is a pain in the ass to check your body for ticks everyday
>>218800978They do still exist but there aren't as many, everything is hybrid now.
>>218803196Yeah but you get to live in the one of the only real big cities in America and you obviously aren't suffering if you can pay $900k for a place
>>218801180that's not the worst part of des moines, either. you could do a lot worse.
>>218802965>cardboardit's called wood, retard
>>218804487You will break your arm if you try to punch actual wood. Meanwhile there are lots of vids of Americans punching through their own walls
>>218801952what good has the internet ever done for your life?
>>218794624wouldn't want to live by water if i'm in the middle of nowhere because it makes an easy getaway for thieves.
>>218801180That just seems expensive for giga flyoverland. I'll bet it was 200k in 2018-19
>>218804520we have super human strength
>>218804569>living in flyoverland is bad because... uhhhhh
>>218804601I live in flyoverland too. It should be cheap because this part of the cunt is literally infinite land glitch
>>218797732In US they don't have any freedom so they has to buy land to do things on that land. In Finland we have full freedom so I can just go anywhere anytime and do things in the nature. In third world countries without any freedom you will be shot if you put tent somewhere or swim in the lake.
>>218804805yeah that's not true but, go off, kuningas
>>218794624
>>218794753wfh ended, back to the cagie wagie
>>218804487I grant you, the frame is made of toothpicks. the walls are cardboard. "engineered wood product". card fucking board. you can stick a finger through it.not even drywall. just cardboard. maybe some styrofoam, more likely just loose cotton and wood fibers blown in the voids.
>>218805779>toothpicksplease, burgers, keep a straight face while telling me the history of the "two by four", where the waste of multiple processing steps from raw timber to smooth-as-a-babys-arse whatever gives everyone the right to scrape along the minimum of every goddamn tolerance and simultaneously move the nominals downward, until we arrive at an actual 1½ by 3½ today, and if trends continue™ it's gonna shrink even further
>>218805213He's right, lots of Europe has right to roam unlike the muttnited states of zogmerica where some hick will shoot you liberal communists for even thinking about biking near his land with his sawed off
>>218805901you just restated what he said using different meme words
>>218805779>you can stick a finger through it.no you can't>just cardboard. maybe some styrofoamneither, in fact>>218805855full blown schizo episode. damn.
>>218805978Because it's true
