Rorke's dream job edition
>>218797660
having a poo soon
>>218797660trust you to be interested in an article about cp
Genuinely awful end to that last thread, lads. Get it sorted.
>>218797721sorry
So this is it...the end of /brit/...
>>218797612Any Reform cabinet will be filled with the same Tories who couldn't get a single plane sent to Rwanda.
>>218797845DC;VR
I literally just heard my neighbour, a 15 year old girl, through my walls say:(Responding to her mum)>"I know I'm shitting myself, I'm literally shitting myself. As we speak I'm pooing." I think she might be autistic but more concerning - how fucking thin are my walls? How the fuck did I hear that? Is my bed right next to my neighbours toilet wtf
>>218797876cor imagine having a 15 year old girl live next door to you.
>>218797899You don’t care she’s all pooey?
free my guy
>>218797899haha I'd try and get a door in our wall that connected our rooms and was hidden by a poster or bookcase haha
>>218797899
>>218797935WhyHe likes it there
>>218797721I will always poo post, until the end of time
>>218797721found it quite thought provoking
there are no good tv shows
going to a "dinner" with "colleagues"
What are you having for din dins lads. I had two cod burgers with sambal sauce (it is Indonesian chili sauce). It was pretty good. 7/10
>>218797660how do i get this job then?
>>218798005Me whenever I go to gameworkshop with my pocket money
poo cumming out my arse later
>>218798039tf is a cod burger
>>218798039Me? I'm making a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic paired with a glass of Châteauneuf du Pape.
>>218798078hello elton
Can't be arsed with my missus or the gym so I've been to Home Bargains to buy some shite and sit in the car for a bit
>Me? I'm making a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic paired with a glass of Châteauneuf du Pape.
>>218798082It's a patty of minced cod, in a breaded crust. Like a McFish
becky jones is on the goat b&m shes running the show
>>218798125What's your problem?
>>218798131that's a fish cake you stupid cunt kill yourself
sucking on a velo while sucking on an elfbar
>>218798114>Ohhh look at me I have a wife, car and gym membership I'm better than you Evil little runt
>>218798131>>218798155Now now girls pack it in
>>218798140kin el
>>218798155Well in the supermarket they sell it as "kabeljauwburger" (kabeljauw = cod)Are you saying you know better than the supermarket??
>>218798155
>>218798114You gonna play with your little plane while you’re there?
Why do yanks go into foreign threads and try to impose their culture on us?
Netherlands? more like never land lmfaoo (never go there)
>>218798241american website cuntface
Does middle-aged man with beard automatically mean nonce in Britain?https://youtu.be/4QL1FmBaof8?t=18
>>218798241Bit rich a brit talking about imperialism
>>218798114Those Thorntons millionaires bites are absolutely fucking deadly, literally impossible - and I mean IMPOSSIBLE - for me not to scran an entire pack in one go.
>>218798273not afraid to admit it i wanked to her three times
>>218798227...yeah probably make some pew pew noises too lad haha
deliveroo driver approaching niggardly
>>218798297Leftypol thought this a witty line
>>218798300What if I came all over them?
Why do I always get emotional a day or two after I see an escort, lads?I had sex with her and pounded her pretty hard while she moaned which was nice. We texted afterwards and agreed to meet on Sunday 8th February. Yet I keep panicking something is gonna go wrong like she'll forget and double book.
>>218798297Leftypol thought she ate with this
>>218798323Would throw this fucking retarded monster into a trash compactor
>The UK has sent back 281 migrants to France so far under its one in, one out agreement with the country, the home secretary has said.See Rorke? It's working!
>>218798331Haha beats spending time with the missus then eh
>>218798241Americans are just British people who lost the culture but kept the idea of insisting its superiority unto others
>>218798380Talking into the mirror again I see lad
Smoking a fag in winter feels so good. That inhale. That fire in your lungs. What a buzz. What a RUSH. Smoke a fag TODAY!
>>218798360Because you're a pathetic gimp.
Has anybody seenA dog dyed dark green?
>>218798343I’d have your balls drained 24/7 if you were within jizzing distance of my snacks so that wouldn’t be a problem x
Why do women clap and wave their hands around when they talk these daysSwear they didn't always do this
You're ruining your lifePlease think of your family
>>218798427Promises promises x
*Dumbest sounding yank yokel accent you've ever heard*>Leftypol thought this was a witty line
>>218798360Nice one Tilde
>>218798432They’re all acting like fags and/or black people because tiktok told them to
>>218798432its in dey culture
>>218798458Um did she die
>>218798495She’s dog onlyTimmy didnt stand a chance
>>218798527No
https://x.com/liltay/status/2011518949243117910Oh my days look at the comments on thisLeftypops' army, folksThe mentally sane
>>218798495ok
>>218798495Quite a civil, respectful and rational exchangeWell done everyone
>>218798527no but paralysed from the neck down
okay but did I ask
>>218798495Fucking arrogant bitch
>Average Fertility Rate by Continent:Africa — ~4.0Oceania — ~2.1Asia — ~1.9South America (Latin America & Caribbean) — ~1.8North America — ~1.6Europe — ~1.4thats mad ladsMADeveryone sub-replacement except one
>>218798550I just wanted to let you know that I did not click this link - in fact, I never click on links at all.
>>218798559virgin
Bins go out tonight
>>218798606Thank you Bill Gates!
One moment, just going to check my RBRS gains
>>218798606don't care as long as they don't come hereto many fucking people here just keep foreigners out and we're fine
One moment, just going to check my IBS gains
>>218798631Bill Gates wanted to vaxx them infertile, but higher forces in the New World Order prevented him from doing it.
>>218798645Up 50.1% since MarchThank you for your attention to this matter
>>218798584Women are allowed to have preferences rorke
>>218798550have no idea who that is or what any of this means and i don't care
>>218798550Wasn't Leftypol just seething that she posted OF pics the day she turned 18?
This fire burns. Always.
Got the covid
>>218798550>>218798716Why did you reply to your own boring post?
>>218798744Good post.
>>218798005This some famous guy or summat?
>>218798765?
almost every english person I know has a bit of Irish in themnot scottish, not welshirishwhy do the english keep mutting themselves with potatoes
>>218798114Love those chorizo rolls!
>>218798765
>tfw no autistic gf
Brother is watching the South Park episode that has real trans surgery footage in it on the big telly in the front room while mum has a guest round
>>218798834dumb fucking fake autistic for internet points cunt
harlotry is the natural state of womanhood
>>218798834Can tell she likes blacks
Bella and Vinnie are getting along nicely
what food do you think you've eaten the most in your life?
>>218798797not me ive got no irish in me, instead i am 1/4 welsh and 1/4 cornish which is just as bad
>>218798789>>218798828nice try spaki but even if you switch themes after using inspect element it’s still incredibly obvious
>>218798895Meltdown
>>218798774it's rorke
>>218798848that's why he's a chad shagger and you're posting on /brit/
>>218798890stuffed swan's hearts
>>218798890you can't just steal my post that got like 15 (You)s and post it a few days laterthat's not on
Miss the sexy girly looking James May
>>218798495>PetrinaDid you match with the dog?
>>218798890poo
>>218798916Them thighs though. Fair play
>>218798863girls can be autistic too rorke
>>218798909Yeah we see that you’re having one there’s no need to announce it
>>218798921fuckin stole it the first time though didn't iyou could do nothing about ityou can do nothing about it nowpowerless little whelp, you are
>>218798895two different font renderings, not something that just changes with a themeyou are schizophrenic and need to get on the UC PIP housing benefit stack asap
Andy Burn Em. Burn Em All!
>>218798916ktim
>>218798958Uh oh melty
>>218798916
was at some work thing yesterday2 people got talking about politicsthe femoid was rattling on the most mundane talking points bigging up starmerrorke was doing the same but for farageI was rather bemused. Just soundbite after soundbite, no objectivity, not willing to give any ground.I'm so much smarter than everyone else.
>>218798992they used to worship these in ancient times
>>218799000Yeah we see that you’re having one there’s no need to announce it
extreme meltdown
>>218798992mad that if she just straightened her hair she'd be a latinx
Where do you buy your home decor? Need some inspo.
>>218798992>tfw no cuddly English gf
Dollhouse meltdownMindraped melty
thats me had my tea. nothing else to do but go to bed. maybe ill get up early and go for a 3 am walk in the woods
>>218799013>I'm so much smarter than everyone else.ktim
>>218799031all browns look the same
>>218799010why are most pajeets like this?
a few months into my new job and there are some days already where there's literally nothing to do and yet they are still expanding the team lolDosser's dream
>>218799032shop expensive places and image search the items to until i version that's ikea price range
>>218798985bum 'em, bum 'em all
>>218799022Weird that you copied the reply I made to a completely different person’s post!
I've got an actually autistic girlfriend it's horrible she leaves poo stains in the toilet and kicks off if I see my friends for 3h02m instead of 3h
Anyone else never read any posts at all and just scroll down looking for the (You)s?
>Pornhub has announced it will restrict access to its website in the UK, blaming the tougher age checks which have been introduced for explicit sites.
>>218799071point this out so they save moneyI know it sounds mongesque to complain about not having enough work but the senior leadership team will look fondly upon you and you can climb up the ladderjust fucking do it
the redditor's favourite phrase: 2 things can be true at once
>>218799013wot u mean u don't care about the corporate banking sponsored soundbite factoid, huh? makes u an extremist then donit?
>>218799085No that's not what I meant I don't like that
give me one reason why state-mandated gfs for incels would be a bad thing
>>218799039screeching
>>218799101so after so many perverts have given over their personal details and face, they still don't get their porn anywaylmao
>>218799010
>>218799101Rejoin the EUSSR. They are working on pushing a mandatory age-verification system that is anonymous... for now.
>>218798495did this bitch try to pull a jedi trick
VPNs banned soon
>>218799118Rorke fuming at this fact because his autistic need to see everything in black and white doesn’t compute
two nuggets can be pooed at once
>>218798992>pierced nipplescorrr
>>218799118you do you
>>218799095no, i read em all
Thinking of heading down to the woods to play with my new swiss army knife
>>218799149Nope
>>218798951cute sticky out ears
>>218799056sex creeps and pedophiles the country
why are indians so horny
>>218799141Get him on a boat over here right now and get him housed with full benefits
>>218799177Yep sorry mate. Government must know what you're doing at all times sorry pal
>>218799086A completely different person you're accusing of being the same person you're accusing me of beingNot that weird is it mongBet you're the same freak that thinks only one person posts rorke and poo
>>218799149>It's true
>>218798797the english have always been a germanic celtic mix ever since their ethnogenesis almost 1,500 years ago
>>218799168can't do much with it though
>>218799211“The amendment itself passed with 207 votes in favour and 159 against, with the majority of yes votes coming from the Conservative Party and the majority of the no votes coming from the Labour Party. Crucially, this suggests that the amendment, at least in its current form, is currently opposed by the party of Government and so may struggle to survive once the Bill is returned to the House of Commons.”
>VPNs banned soon2 more weeks is it? Just like 4chan being banned?
>>218799141
Absolute clowns who think they won't ban VPNs, the house of lords are literally having a vote on it in a weeks time.
The escort I see always seems slow to leave me feedback on AdultWork
my next 'tok vid is 90% edited.
>>218799206gigamelty
>>218799244
>>218799244why does leftypol want those creeps here again?
>>218799244>dress like a whore>complain that men treat you like onewomen eh what are they like
Right well if VPNs are banned then I can no longer work as 99% of my job is done while tunneled into a network in GermanyShall be applying for universal credit promptly
>>218799245Give it a rest 2016mong, you’re literally never right about anything
>>218799299Rasheed
>>218799305I'm right about you being a virgin freak
>>218799187i find brown guys' irrational obsession with white women bizarrein fact, women are all similar, regardless of raceit's creepy how they worship the looks of white women
learning how to speak english from pretty girls on youtube
>>218799273>>218799274liberals don't even like Indians. no one does
>>218799303>applying for universal credit
>>218799335She's gorg
>>218799327Haven't verified once, a million children in imminent danger because of me
>>218799318Afraid not mate. I have a girlfriend, 4chan isn’t being banned and VPNs will always be legal. Sorry!
>>218799187they should have curbstomped the cunt
>>218799303They'll ban consumer vpns and will make businesses apply for a vpn license
>>218799329Asian guys generally prefer Asian women, but every other race like black, arab, jeet, Hispanic prefer white women.
>>218799335Nigga looks like he should be in an early 2000's boy band
>NHS accused of playing 'Russian roulette' with life of baby girl during home birth as coroner rules her death was avoidable
I genuinely cannot trust women whatsoever and constantly fear being ghosted / cut off / ignored / rejected.It's beyond unhealthy. I genuinely don't know how I can fix it though. I even panic about being ignored by escorts.
Hope I get myself a fat gf soon.
Looks like escortmong is here now. Time for me to leave. Bye lads x
>>218799335gary rhodes looking mf
>>218799398get the inquiry onget a scapegoat jailedget the hospital acquitted
>>218799245Banning VPNs would be like taking a shotgun to the UK tech economy. Not even China bans VPNs.
>>218799462He's probably the easiest nigga to filter
>>218799428You can tell by the head bobble if the streamer is Asian.
Once again, they will ban VPNs. They will make it so they are illegal for consumers and will only be allowed for registered businesses with a VPN license
Bring back Need for Speed with Disturbed blasting
4chang is not a Japanese company.Moot didn sell 4chan to Hiro.4chan is an American registered LLC.https://trademarks.justia.com/858/67/4chan-85867485.htmlThe real owners of 4chan is the moderation.Namely>Abib principal administrator of 4chan>RapeApe (GrapeApe) principal groomer and head moderator>Hunter principal pedophile and glownigger (((moderating))) /b/>Gay Irwin (with a J) He's one of the principal person reponsible for the state of 4chan>He's the person who sold 4chan to international interests>He's also the person who use psychological warfare to try to manipulate 4chan userbaseThem, with a handful of moderators that groom and abuse 4chan since it's inception, are the real owners of 4chan.They're the peoples behind the spam.The low quality of every boards.More spam again.They're guilty of being complicit. They are accessory to the crimes and should be jailed.>An accessory to a crime is someone who helped commit the offence without actually taking part in it. It is similar to the crime of “aiding and abetting,” though you can be an accessory even if you were not present at the scene of the crime. Many states differentiate between helping someone after they committed the crime and helping them before committing it.When will Hiro the pedophile be jailed with the rest of the 4chan sellout moderation?>S c h w i m m e r @ l e a s o n e l l i s comPleas ask Mr. Schwimmer the jew lawyer where the money is coming from.
>>218799531do you think the government can send vans around with vpn detectors to catch people?
>>218799531How will they stop me from using OpenVPN and a VPS located in another country unless they also plan to ban overseas VPS services and all open source VPN daemons
They've made a graphic for it. It's over.
I just need to make it to the weekend
>>218799566ok
i deserve a gf like this to be honest
Why do you need a VPN anyway, are you a nonce or something
>>218799531Explain the logistics of 'banning' VPNs
>>218799620if you've got nothing to hide you've got nothing to fear
>protects vulnerable children in your path
>>218799620/gif/ has limited options for bbw.
NGL might try and get my sister, 18, to set me up with one of her friends in UniHopefully she won't reject me, 25, and never speak to me again but I need love
>>218799657plenty for bbc
>>218799620How else can I pretend to be Canadian on /int/?
>>218799390korean men in particular, tend to prefer korean/asian women(korean men usually marry korean/asian women) we know there are beautiful white women, but their appearances are so different from ours that they feel alien furthermore, asian men are not popular among white womenon the other hand, the preference for white guys among asian women born in the west is abnormally seriousbut i know many white men like asian women as well
>Hopefully she won't reject me, 25
>>218799620Yes.
>>218799696ok
Janny isn't here I guess
MUM
>>218799109Why would I want to climb up you spasticI'm here for a good time not for a long time
what time is YOUR tea time?
what does sex feel like
>>218799742Off topic
>>218799776The younger the better
>>218799620Had a VPN since I got caught pirating harry potter by the federals at Virgin Media
popeyes chicken for dinner
just woke up
>>218798606Just educate the nigger women the biggest metric that lowers childbirth rates is female education level
>>218799801hello sleepyhead =3
Pornhub used to be the chatgpt of porn. Any combination of words would provide you with what you were looking for. This has been taken away from us a long time ago.
Mad how incels are right about everything
>>218799657go to bbwchan
https://youtu.be/P1yOcS1qdkQ?si=s8lNQjFhahatLZE_^_^
>>218799832noticed that tbfjust mainstream slop now no matter what you search for
Me? A porn hoarder, simply shan't let my favourites disappear into the voidIf anything I should have hoarded more porn
>>218799832So much great amateur content
>>218799816Jews love black men
Nobody cares mate Seek help
>here for a good time not for a long timeI think I had this as my tinder bio once kms
still can't work out how to win in Total War Shogun 2 :\
>>218799832the mastercard+visa duopoly threatened to put them out of business unless they verified every performer in every video had filled out the right consent forms
What are some good 4chan alternatives then, lads?
>>218799742Why do they wear the masks
why do i bother opening youtube when it's just the same video recommendations every day
>>218799970radical leftypol freaks would unironically dox them then try and kill them and/or their families
>>218799776Like bags of sand
it;s amazing how qucikly the nurses in a hospital will jump to take your trousers off. i think they might all be perverts
Any good co-op games to play with nephewberg?
*gets blown into the thread horizontally*
>>218800018cave explorer
>>218800018Twister
It's honestly ridiculous how much being rejected by a girl when I was 15 crippled me socially. Completely ruined me. I'm 29 now and have never since asked a woman out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW9uDub2yv4i side with lexi side with usso i say ONE A!ONE A!
Need Blair back. Greatest PM of our lifetimes and it's honestly not even close.
>>218800018leisure suit larry
Possible The Lighthouse is a REALLY great movie. Have only seen 40mins of it, I'll get back to you later
>>218800018rape
god bless
just been gay pornified
>>218800057i really like it
>>218800026is this a bumhole joke>>218800045>>218800058famously UN-cooperative
>>218800048never even did that . i'm a man of inaction. anything thats happened to me has been initiated by family, friends of family, colleagues, boss, teachers. i have never done anything meaningful of my own volition because im a massive coward
>>218800051Actually Gordon Brown was the greatest PM of our lifetime.
>>218800080
mwad
>>218800058Co-op rape? Raping someone with him? Teaching him to rape?
>>218800057>Have only seen 40mins of itlook at ye, postin cringe
didn't happen though did it
>>218800048>>218800093
my ninja was just detected :\ it's not looking good for me lads
Looking rough as fuck these days lads. Decent in the mirror but just saw a candid picture of myself and idk what happened to me
catberg might die tonight lads, he's got acute kidney diseasehe was fine just a few days agovery upset, he's the sweetest little thing
>>218800168coddle him lad
>>218800168Reckon putting them down is the kindest thing. But sorry for you lid
>>218800168>he's got acute kidney diseaseawww :3
>>218800105struggling to imagine the kind of retard who pays for the most poular onlyfans account in the worldit's all available for free already
>>218800168mouseberg planning a party in your house the next day
>>218800219i shouldn't laugh
>>218800168NO
>>218800225NOOOOOOOOO
>>218800225UMBUNNY!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE??
>>218800168aw what name is him?
they killed the umbunny
>>218800268Cat Stevens
>>218800168Sorry to hear that ladGet him comfy and loved
SOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT
>>218800283>>218800283>>218800283
>>218800168:(
