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>>218804868you know dem niggas could DRINK
>>218804791Don't know what polls you been looking at. Even CNN acknowledged his popularity https://youtu.be/LaaiWpISKjU?si=0K93WuLFAE72Nt0t
People don't approach me because I'm weird and awkward and if they do they regret it instantly, as soon as I open my mouth
>>218804927Three month old video
>>218804962Now use Rasmussen
RAPE TIM WALZ!
>>218804970Rasmussen is on there genius
I had a dream where my girlfriend and I got immortality and we wanted to use it and we met a lesbian couple that were also immortals that also wanted to use their powers and we duked it out for all eternity it was really fun
>>218804970https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration_second_term/trump_approval_index_history_second_term#google_vignette
>>218804829that's the funny thing to me, a "femcel" can cry online that she's lonely and nobody loves her and she'll have a few dozen guys telling her she's beautiful and she's worth it within the hour, but she'll still keep believing nobody loves her. peak delusion.
>>218804973lol pretty funny how dems have cucked out already
I hate Kroger
women complain about mansplaining then go on to believe in everything on their tiktok and instagram feed about "natural diets" and spiritualist shitBitch you NEED mansplaining, you NEED to be removed from social media
>>218804930Heckin chucky might be a murderer but he's all about pronouns
This is the weirdest friggin adIt’s on tv all the time rnhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JmPMDOW-1lII don’t like it!
>>218805050
>>218805041kroger's self checkout machines are the most annoying of anywhere i've been>scan item>don't place it in the bag within 0.5 seconds of scanning it>"PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA">"HELP IS ON THE WAY">"REMEMBER TO SCAN EACH ITEM INDIVIDUALLY"
Europe is just an economic zone now
>Go to costco self checkout>Employee still has to scan everything for meWhat's the point
>>218805082Europe is made for Muslims and Jeets
>>218805064>whenever a man calls me sweetie or beautiful i call them that backliterally no man is going to take offense to a compliment from a woman. women really don't understand how little attention and praise the average guy gets.
>>218805099no they don't they only scan heavy things
uhhh…. do they really?
>>218805073>Move item in bag a tiny bit to make room for other item>HELP IS ON THE WAY
>>218805142the lack of sacrifice has certainly angered the gods, and otro espacio frugal will most likely be punished for it at some point in the future unless the appropriate penalty is paid
>>218805082That's basically all countries except for China and North Korea now
>>218805138every time I go they just scan everything anyways
>>218805073The best is when after leaving the cart now locks up at the doorway
Be honest tho this pic wouldn’t be half as hot if she wore closed shoes
>>218805180Oh, and Israel, how could I forget?
>>218805195Ella Purnell type spirit animal
>>218805199She's more attractive than Sydney
friends!!!how many of us have them?friends!!!ones you can depend onfriends!!!!before we got any further lets be FRIENDS!!
It's kind funny how desperate Europeans want to be racist but in a socially expectable way. This is why they have all started hating Americans, not because they actually care about Greenland, or Venezuela, or anything like that. They just want to have an in group and an out group, which is something that has been robbed from then
>place apples on self checkout>type in onions
>>218805247I don’t have friends irl
No self checkout means someone gets to have a job.It's like banning self driving trucks so truckers can continue to be employed. It's a good thing.
>>218805263or online loser get fucked
grok cooldown ended
>>218805279They make other employees pick up that job.
>>218805279Convenience and efficiency > Glip-glop wagie peopleFuck 'em
Self checkouts here always suck ass>buy eggsWait for an employee to check the box>buy alcohol free beerWait for an employee because it’s beer>try to payWait for an employee to check your cart
>>218805297I have you as my best friend
I don't know how to make friends and I think I'm too old to make friends now
>>218805249I do this all the time or just throw it in the bag without scanning. Fuck them.
>>218805279I think a lot of retain chains purposfully don't train their cashiers so people then prefer to use self checkerinos.
>>218805392just make old friends dummy
At least I have my 8 hours of work + GF at home for social interactions
i’m not even compatible with other people for friendship. i’m terminally aspergian
You look like this
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Looks aside, is this woman attractive to you?Like based purely on her weird gun obsession
Im so fucking tired I forgot how to write >that for a second
Is this a girl? How confident are you of your answer?
Im lucky I have the same friends from elementary and junior high
>>218805473the legs are a dead giveaway
Shower time
>>218805473pretty sure cause I reverse image searched it
>>218805073Did you get sales people at your Kroger? Right when you walk in my store two AT&T shills are waiting to pester you
People say NEET life is boring and depressing but ive been loving it. The days are great. Working out, reading novels, studying a third language, painting. Been NEETing for a year and I am very fulfilled but I know it also cannot continue indefinitely.
>>218805532obvious man hands.
>>218805561Reading novels and painting are girl hobbies are you a girl
Is this a girl? How confident are you?
Wut would you do if you retvrned? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuITCVaI29M
>>218805587I just assume it's a man. It's safer that way.
>>218805587I've been with a tranny, I know them when I see them.
Being a NEET is boring, better have some work that's fulfilling
Most my pictures of traps are NSFW and I can't post them
>>218805606best i can do is surrogate make-work pursuing totally imagined metrics
There is no fulfilling employment under capitalism.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>218805022Women ignore literally thousands of guys complimenting them but will get mad at a single guy insulting her immediately and seethe about it for days.
All of my friends are vaccinated and look 15 years older than me despite being healthier than me
just bought a 60 reais (11 USD) shoes imc (in my country)
>>218805570I am not. I guess just literature in general. Last book I finished was a novel, I am currently reading a novel. But the book prior to my last finished novel was a biography.
>>218805606Unironically what Karl Marx said.
>>218805180>except for ChinaI have bad news for you...
>>218805648Let's see em
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>218805298For the Grok AI generated images or for ones you upload? From a legal POV I can't imagine them ever letting you undress real photos anymore
>>218805661China's no friend of mine, if they fall to globohomo I'll be glad to see them go down with us
There's no ethical consumption and no fulfilling labor under the thumb of (((capital))), so toil fetishists are truly deranged.
>>218805532Man arms. Male.>>218805587Shoulders too wide hips too narrow. Male.I have browsed 4chan for a decade you can't trick me.
Is this a male?
>>218805665no, they're black and generic, i just hope it lasts a year or so.
>>218805691Old party boomers are always seething young people aren't having a bunch of chinese kids to keep the economy going and pay the pensions, it's not that different from here except they haven't started importing infinity brown people. Though the party did announce they were going to pursue the H1b elite human capital the US was rejecting under drumpf...
>>218805247i have one friend
>>218805714Girl.
>>218805641https://youtu.be/zuM9sduYdh8?t=35
>the rethuglican president: "I don't like that he had a gun, I don't like that he had TWO FULLY LOADED magazines, that's a lot of bad stuff"That's so fucking funny.
>>218805718>black and generic...Too easy
>>218804973Oh yeah will the city turn red now, or ever. Dems can do whatever. ice shot people and it will show in midterms
images that trigger the right
>>218805686Everything.>From a legal POV I can't imagine them ever letting you undress real photos anymoreYou can still do that.
>>218805726have you heard the theory that China has been over-reporting their population for decades, and they "only" have 400million people?
You guys really do like politics-sperging all day every day, huh? Soooo much fun.
>>218805804yeah can you take redditjeet and lock him up or boil him in your basement or something?
Just realized we're reaching the point where androids could be a real thing that are walking around amongst us
>>218805641Saruman, you missed your path in life. You should have been the king's jester and earned your bread, and stripes too, by mimicking his counsellors.
amongus
I'm paying someone to follow me around and laugh at all my jokes
>>218805840lizards have been doing that for centuries.
>>218805121The modern numale is too much of a cucked bitch to even give a compliment like that in the first place. Don't wanna appear "aggressive" like those scary dark folks!
HOLY SHIT ANONS I JUST WON 5,000 DOLLARS
>>218805064>i don't get out of the way for people when i'm walkingthis bitch must live in a nice area because you'd get trucked in a lot places for doing that
I would think a lizard person would be like a skinwalker where they're not even really advanced or sentient but they can shapeshift and mimic what they see humans doing
I wonder how much McDonalds it takes to make a Greenland sized ass
fuck icefuck racismfuck fascism
>>218805692A 1967 book.
i take this cocktail of vitamins along with creatine and it kind of fucks up my stomach makes me feel sick for like an hour or two
>>218805971Isn't your flag the poorest country in Europe
What's the difference between the west and the Midwest?
>>218806023One of the poorest, yes.
>>218806035West is more to the west than midwest
>>218806039Why is that?
heart iceheart racismheart fascism
>>218806035one is in the westone is in the middle
>>218806050calling the BASED DEPARTMENT on you. Absolute PATRIOT
What's the difference between the middle east and the east?
>>218806035The midwest is nothing but agriculture also how bad is the immigrant situation in Iceland?
>>218806046Are you expecting a lecture?
wait a minutethats the god damn loch ness monsta
lotuseaters were crashing out about canada becoming 51st state and donroe diplomacy going blah blah conversatives coulda won if not for trump blah blah us military isnt actually strong guys they still never told me why im supposed to give a shit about the canadian conservative partyor why canada signing a free trade agreement with china is a bad thing for america if anything im happy just wiping hands of canada asides from maybe some natural resources
i would do anything for a gf
>>218806069i'll take a large pepperoni, chief.
>>218806111ANYthing?!
>>218806111no you wouldn't
>>218806072One is Asian and one is "Asian"
>>218806078it's noticeable but mostly it's just Poles
on discord i was arguing with someone who said ice officers should be executed and some troll decided to report me and i got a strike for "violence"whole platform is bullshit hope he got a strike too
Fed rent-a-cops should be executed.
>>218806129anything except talk to women
>>218806177 No, but they should be in prison.
>>218806177>pressing the system to the point where they have to rent copswell if it ain't the consequences of your own actions.
(Execution is a legal term, they should be tried and executed with due process)
Discord has been a disaster for online communities.
>>218806177Akari! but that seems a little extreme
>>218806239>to download this mod, please join our discord community!
>>218806239sadly though open communities are going to die, due to the continuing jeetification of the internet
Expel Minnesota from the Union. Sick of their bullshit. Canada doesn't even deserve them
The ice clowns really do make cops look disciplined and intelligent.
>>218806080You had 70 years of communism and it led you to your current condition, so explain that
>>218806259completely wrong
>final season of TNG>they introduce a black RomulanHowling.
best thing to come out of the minnesota business (apart from dead communists which is good by definition) has been all the "ai-enhanced jews" lul
lockdowns are okaypolice executing citizens is okaythe federal government knows best
>>218806268i find it hilarious that all the euro chuds are always from soviet shithole #9 and they talk big about saving 'western civilization' there's definitely something off with them
is minnesota the protagonist of america
>>218806255That’s so annoying, because I don’t want my discord account to be linked with every discord server
>>218806299
>>218806255>In order to play on this server you must be whitelisted through discord.
>>218806299>apart from dead communists which is good by definitionTRUETHAT, nigga
>>218806257Maybe for some of the islands that aren’t states, but I’m not giving up free land.
>>218806324quickly turning into the bahia of america at least
>>218806324Minnesota is the Sweden of America
where are the messsicans?
good night brosssssssssss
>>218806279No he’s actually right.
>>218806324Yes, flyover states are seething
>>218806407he's not lmao
>>218806397on the plane back home, with any luck.
>>218806412hello mr pendejo
>>218806397too busying paying off the morena officials
>>218806372Okay, drive off their population into refugee camps somewhere outside the population then resettle it. Fair enough. Jarvis Island sounds about fit for Minnesotans
how many /cum/mers fell victim to the streets
>>218806466I went to college in the streets
>>218806420Just get an ICE agent to walk into a Home Depot and watch all the illegals run. LolBut seriously bro. Trump’s been crazy with ICE recently.
Crazy how every problem in the world for the past two thousand years can be tracked back to Britain, Germany, and France.
i met some mexican the other day and he was like nu uh dont compare me to those in americaim so exceedingly superior then i ask him about how inviting in millions of central americans into mexico to use as their stomping grounds he started seething about that one morena voters are dumb as fuck
>>218806479Fuck that. I bought an ICE outfit off amazon ($30, hell of a deal) and wear that into home depot every time I go.
>>218806529Bezos's goodest golem
>>218806502Sounds like his positions are perfectly aligned and rational. I don't understand what you're seething about.
>>218806397I'm here babe
>>218805195
>>218806564umm goy?? only us jews can have golems, you anti-semite FUCK
I don't know what this is called, but it was good.
>>218806585soda with soup? odd combination.
>>218806618is that semen?
>>218806599sopa de fideo maybe?
nobody cares about your taco soup
>>218806647i care
>>218806643I don't know, but it was tomato based.
>>218806628yes how did you know
I would like some taco soup
>>218806663im a semen expert
>>218806659https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QlCHst5GPDs
>>218806628Yes, and the red thing is blood from a freshly circumcised penis. It became a popular delicacy when we were conquered by the juice.
>>218806599looks like they put some tomato paste and green whatever into a can of cambells chicken noodle
hilo dasha
imagine waking up to this every morning!!
I could share a cheese soup recipe on YouTube
>>218806680ewww wtf
Birria is pretty good I guess
wow......
like im sorry but how is she even real
goddamn chinks still havent updated the tracking info on my package
>>218806744it's still on the ship, m8.
>>218806735>>218806711i dont understand this tranny's appeal
>>218806744racism outside of /b/ is against 4chan rules. i didnt report you this time but watch yourself
>>218806766WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP THEN
>i didnt report you this time but watch yourself
>>218806767small breasts are aristocratic. sorry youre so developmentally challenged you need giant honkers on a girl for your mommy milk needs
>>218806770>last time you made this post, you mentioned you were trans. why didn't you do it this time? not that it matters
>>218806795that's a troon and you are gay
imagine calling a famous actress a troonimagine not being able to clock people anymore because /pol/ rotted your mind and you see troons everywhere
>>218806804based department
Sweden exploded again today. Luckily nobody had been injured. The device remains suspicious and motives unclear.
When do you think dashaskank will shit out a lil jeet
>>218806847xhe has no ovaries
i think you need to workshop "dashaskank" its not very good
>>218806820
>>218806840Nordstream or what
>>218806858shut the FUCK up, schizopoo
shes cute shes not like stunning or anything but i think /cum/ acting like shes a hog is disingenuous
"she" is clocky as fuck
she is disgusting and the simp should rope
>>218806869It was some apartments in Västerås today. Part and parcel etc.
we will rope together!
she doesn't even know you exist, you keep spamming and defending herI don't get why helots like this are considered human
Nigger janny ban everyone lol?
robussy
>>218805803Yes, I've seen some Chinese dissident types claiming even lower figures.
>>218807095/cum/ has been very slow recently
I JUST FUMBLED THE BADDY SO HARD THAT SHIT AFFECTED THE S&P
>>218806795>>218806804>>218806825You all need to stop fighting and realize all boobs are amazing.
>>218807095>>218807138jason has infested the runescape general thread lately
>>218807153are your man boobs amazing as well?
>>218807139its so fucking overits actually so fucking over bro......
Most of you don't even know what a blumpkin is without looking it up.
>>218807281Is that when a woman takes a shit on your chest?
i’m going crazy nigga
>>218807161I've posted there like three times this year
In the end it doesn't even matter
what is run escape? I never did play that game
Breaking bad is great except when they speak spanish. Gustavo's badassness drops to 0% the moment he starts speaking Spanish and it's funny because it's supposed to sound normal and intimidating... Bro sounds worst than a fucking Loquendo video from 2008
>>218807402I think it's a obby on Roblox
>>218807172Don’t have any. I’m pretty skinny. Actually been trying to get muscles lately.
You're out walking and you see this what do you do?
>>218807442run away because i don't like demons
>>218807442look down at my shoes and incelwalk away
>>218807442>bleach blonde white womanbeat it with a hammer to death
>>218807402
>Charlie Kirk got shotOkay. Like... let's go?
>>218807290No, not at all.It's when a girl sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit.A woman shitting on your chest is called a Cleveland Steamer. Sometimes this is done using saran wrap over the face, to limit the mess, often referred to as a "Glass Bottom Boat".
>>218807442Start throwing dollar bills on her
>>218807521For me it's the rusty trombone
/cum/fags be like“Yah, I want to wake up to a female (male) everyday.” You guys are disgusting.
i hope i don’t wake up at all
>>218807539That's a classic. I've been on the hunt for a woman willing to perform the Polish Bikeride, but so far no one seems to know what it is - not even me.
I had a dream last night where I sucked femboy cock but im not gay
there is a femboy in the runescape thread named st0ck and jason was bending over backwards to try to get his pics all the runescape players think hes a weird gay freak
>>218807559Maybe using the plunger handle as a dildo
stop making things up about me you freak
>>218807578Thanks, I look forward to hearing more updates on Jason's ever expanding lore
>>218807550Being a female is just better though. I can be cute, pretty, sexy, soft, feminine, submissive. It’s just better
The sadness will last forever
Jason is so easily triggered. High levels of estrogen make him very emotional and quick to anger. It's the only explanation for how he could possibly live with his mother for this many years in a row - he's basically a woman himself.
>>218807606You are a biological male and a faggot.
If we could use science to make everyone feminine and cute then that'd be a good thing. If you want to maintain archaic human phenotypes designed for labor, historical masculine archetypes, you're gay.
>>218807521imagine this but a bunch of canadian femboys and twinks
>>218807631chill
then why dont you shave to make your face more feminine
>>218807638>You are a biological maleCorrect>faggotNo, I’m straight. I still like being a little masculine for women, but I’m also a straight femboy :3
Bored of genderslop. Bored of politicsslop.
>>218807657Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM2-cZhBtwAthread theme
There's nothing feminine about me. If I could become cute, maybe I would, but the science isn't there so there's no point in trying.
>this nigger sits on the floor to play his video games>and he's an unwashed, dishevelled, unkempt, 30 year old man>with no job>virgin>and gay
>>218807702Yeah, I wish I could look cute, too, but the technology isn’t there.
I shower every or every other day.I'm half gay."Muh job" is not a value.
>>218807715we always sat on the floor in front of the TV to play n64, dreamcast, ps1/ps2 whatever. you can't fault jason for that. playing video games on the couch sucks because you're too far away
i think i have stomach cancer or something
japanese sit on the floor and theyre more civilized than white piggus tho
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WINWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>218807748Are you sure you're not just mpreg?
>>218807741That's fine to do with a console when you're 10 years old because the controller cords are only 5 feet long. But a desk for a computer on the floor is retarded weeaboo LARP shit. Nigger probably has scoliosis on top of the colon cancer he's breeding inside him.
I can’t wait to go to bed
>>218807777you talk a lot about hygiene but what does the butt area of your underwear smell like right now?
>>218807741>playing video games on the couch sucks because you're too far awayWrong
Me? I play games slumped back with my back halfway on the seat, feet on the desk, and keyboard resting on my knees.
>post on at otaku website>complain about otaku
>>218807829What will people like this do when their parents die? I guess we'll just have to euthanize them or something?
>>218807856I wish I could have those girls on me.
>>218807702I find you cute
>>218807926Aren't you a black interracial porn poster?
>>218807939yep thats me
>>218807967Then die.
Had a crazy dream today about a disguised vigilante throwing New York City into anarchy because he could appear anytime anywhere to slap a random woman then vanish before anyone could see his face or stop him and people were starting to riot because of the powerlessness of the police to do anything about him
>>218808010oh you tsundereyou busted a nut to my tumtum didnt you
>>218808018there are probably 200 different homeless crackheads in nyc running this modus operandi right now
made burgs
>>218808018I would support him
talking to this 20 year old femboy. i am not sexually attracted to him but he is attracted to me.
>>218808139no one is attracted to you jason
DUDE cashOh is steaming live right now!
>>218808219sybau
>>218808235>>218808235>>218808235new stop holding your posts already
>>218808219Not trying to be mean, but I feel like he’s only for kids.
