>>218807233

early news are, without exception, dogshit news

whenever i get hiccups i just say to myself out loud that i don't have hickups and only stupid fat retards get hiccups and i'm not a stupid fat retard so why would i have stupid fucking hiccups and that hiccups are for mongs and so i don't have hiccups because i'm not a mong and it genuinely stops them every single time and it feels like i've triumphed over my animal body

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>women when you finally get a gf

opted out of organ donation as soon as they changed the law me
would be livid if I died and my heart and kidneys were given to some 40 year old migrant living in a hotel

>>218807375
how does he do it bros

>>218807427
You just gotta bee yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18xVnK-bU4M&list=RD18xVnK-bU4M&start_radio=1

Business idea: a sequel to There Will Be Blood titled There Will Be Poo.

hate seeing women do anything with men who aren't me

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lovely happy girls

*thinks*

nigger

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idk if this will work

it worked yay

>>218807502
love this
>>218807508
hate this
>>218807520
like this

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I'd drag my sack through a mile of cacti, broken glass and rubbing alcohol to smell one of her farts.

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fat BITCH

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>>218807562
ugly jewess

>>218807508
Haha clumsy drunk bint falls right on to the tracks and is run over.

/tv/ is Jayposting.

>>218807591
Currently browsing the melty happening in that Batman thread atm myself.

>>218807553
i stole the video - may allah forgive me for uttering this word- from reddit but that's the snow situation in my city rn. poor little things must have been frozen

tiger johnson sex arse

i'm feeling it

Can't stop wanking

I have no self control

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>>218807701

>>218807701
>>218807713
harlotry is the natural state of womanhood

>>218807701
every time i see one of these, i watch til the end and they never rip the bar off the wall or collapse or anything. i don't get the point of them otherwise

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>>218807775

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>hello I am American
>Do you know where the nearest McDonald's is

>>218807775
scream

>>218807713
>>218807701
Blimey

dentistoil this afternoon, not looking forward to it.

>>218807562
do the faux-uninterested and awkwardly flirtatious act again miss Dimoldenberg

>>218807795
the fuck are those horrible teeth

Starmer really needs to get these yanks out of our /brit/

Sir Kier Wanker

yanks out
mena in

>>218807901
If the Union Jack is not on your flag then you are NOT welcome on /brit/. SIMPLE AS.

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>>218807925
It's over

willies out
wanks in

im feeling REALLY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED

>>218807933
you had ample warning, cant say it fairer than that.

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>>218807947

>>218807969
Tonight's the night....

>>218807957
We'll change it back! C-canzuk bros.....

you canzuk these nuts

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I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

well i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

>>218807980
eww no, stop acting desperate

bro replied to himself skull emoji

glad I didn't book my holiday in a rush because I've suddenly got a cold! imagine being ill on holiday!

>>218808014
But this is my home

>>218808004
traitor

>>218808046
the traitors were the ones who stole america from OUR KING

>>218807895
>tf
>tp

>>218807895
m8 those are normal straight teeth

>>218808068
I was winding you up lad; but if you're kneeling for a cross you serve no King but Jesus

MONORAAAAAAIL
MONORAAAAAAAIL
MONORRAAAAAAAAIL
MONORAIL!

In this house we kneel for sausage rolls and pray to greggs

is it a good idea to meet people off /soc/
was taught never to give any personal details away or meet anyone from online but the internet is more personal nowadays
getting flashbacks to that girl who met people from here and was beheaded

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>>218808105
THE cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtYg4gROnv4

>>218808129
don't know
i would be scared that i might get touched on by someone from /soc/

>>218808129
Only if you speak with them on socials for a while before you meet them and judge for yourself that they're not dodgy

>>218808163
Well in that case I only kneel for the St Andrews

>>218807233
if it makes them happy, good for them.

I like that we transplant organs from the dead into people who need them.

Shahid Butt, who says he is running in Sparkhill local election to "push back against the far-right", turns out to be a convicted Islamic terrorist

He was found guilty of plotting to bomb an Anglican church and British consulate

>>218808164
Something is rotten in the state of Abyssinia

>>218808097
do yanks really think their fake porcelain veneers are normal teeth?

just woke up
killniggerstoil comenceth

>>218808227
>shahid butt

The sandwich I made for lunch:
>one sliced pickled onion
>grated tasty cheese
>mayo
>three slices of streaky bacon (which expired three days ago)
>bbq sauce

you'll do nothing, nigga

>>218808262
fat yank on a kiwi vpn

mad how good music is
anyone ever listened to music?

>>218808271
>blackniggerbeast spotted
haha what a disgusting piece of rodent shit you are

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>>218808325

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dare I?

>>218808342
>120hz
shite mate don't bother

>>218808298
i thought americans didnt make food at home and only bought from macdonalds.

mum and sister have come to the consensus that having a tv hanging on the wall instead of on something is chavvy

>>218808248
i dont know if hers are fake but mine are lined up exactly like that just not as white

>>218808322
okay schopenhauer settle down

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I'd sniff her ass crack.

>>218808342
Nah lad. get a smaller oled

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christ almighty
consoomers will watch it all no doubt

>>218808373
kek

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Plotting a cheeky firing up of the ole Red Dead Redemption II.

>>218808369
theres a whole market of people in the black community here that sell tv hanging services

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I thought about space, and then all of a sudden I look outside and the Moon is there

>>218808363
what's a good refresh rate then?
>>218808384
It's for the living room.
If it's below 90 inches I'll be laughed at when I have company round.
It is a world cup year need I remind you.
Olympics next Friday too for the more niche amongst us.

>>218808405
mental that

i'm the main character

>>218808407
well if it's only for sports then go ahead

>>218808400
>white pipo bad, dutch
>let women vote!

Need a new game to play

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>>218808389
oh christ there's more
Star Wars' 900 episodes looks like amateur hour in comparison - and at least that's spread out over 60 years.
Star Wars only started milking this shit in the last 10 years though.

How can any Star Wars fan keep up with all this utter shite?
This doesn't even touch the bloody films.

>>218808342
whats the point nothing worth watching

leftypol - worships james o brown and stormzy
rorke - worships nigel farage and elon musk
centrist chad - worships Jesus Christ

George soros brought me my first house

>>218808443
you can be watchng youtube on your TV these days
it's a whole new world grandad

>>218808432
never got into star wars
never got into any of the big franchises like harry potter, lord of the rings, etc
family thought it was gay fantasy bollocks and that people should be watching great programmes like corrie and take me out instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHHJZk20QI

if you know
you know

>>218808452
God isn’t real, Jesus was a Jew nutter, end of

worship palantir, george soros, covid vaccines and the black cube of saturn me

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>>218808462
>family thought it was gay fantasy bollocks and that people should be watching great programmes like corrie and take me out instead

christ almighty
I remember back when Take me out was on TV and /tv/ had a bloody general and cunts on her posted crosslinks to it
Those truly were the dark days of /brit/

rorke getting a big telly on klarna finance so he can watch the chase repeats all day

>>218808471
The Jews you hate these days (where did that ingrained European suspicion and hatred of Jews come from? Think) aren’t the same people Christ was among

Dad called me up just to call me leftist terrorist scum because I told him shits hit the fan in America

>>218808430
Really liked Pentiment and Case of the Golden Idol, played those a couple years ago as my hand healed from a hand injury. Came to terms with my adult autism that way.

>>218808469
um

Dogs are loud, needy, yappy things. Annoying beasts. All cats need is food and water, an occasional scratch behind the ears, and maybe a scratching post. Cats keep to themselves and keep mice out.

People over 50 should be banned from the internet

>>218808494
ever shag him up the arse?

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just saw Ursa Major

>>218808512
Nah mate. That’s one anglo pastime we didn’t bring to New Zealand

>>218808477
whats there to discuss on a take me out general wtf
my parents hate anything beyond the most basic slop, remember watching the superhero episodes of south park with my dad and him getting pissed off and kept asking when it would go back to normal. twas a miracle i got them to watch pluribus

>>218808519
ursa major leak in my pants

turned night into day after fixing the sleep schedule award.
need to sort it out come Monday morn

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>>218808507
do love dogs but it’s a different world
back in the day a dog used to be a working animal (apparently, before my time). you treated it like an animal. doesn’t mean you abused it but it was just an animal you kept around and fed and trained.

now dogs are much more like substitute children and treated like living teddy bears. every middle class suburban 3 day wfh hybrid suv driving wanker has to have a cockapoo or some other extortionate designer mongrel. this includes my parents and my dogberg (still love her tho)

>>218808534
can't be anywhere near as bad as my sleep schedule

>>218808519
That's the big dipper though.

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Wtf

>>218808519
that's the dipper

>>218808533
poo screaming

I’m as honest as the day is long

>>218808508
People from India etc you mean.

>>218808552
Mate mine was fucked up for so long then I fixed it and reverted back to it within a week. I just love nights, always have.

>>218808560
I get the argument that Britain started WWII (we didn't) but it's a massive stretch to say we started WWI too.

>>218808560
mental this means how hitler was a good boi that dindu nuffin and it was the evil anglos that forced him to invade half of europe

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do women like it when you say this?

>>218808551
what a sweetie pie

>>218808494
Has it hit the fan? Don’t really keep up with that but I’m a bit disappointed if this is the fan being hit. The way people were acting when Trump was elected was like he was going to cause a second Holocaust but for all minorities. He’s just sent a team out to seize illegal immigrants and a few people have gotten killed protesting it, which seems to happen at protests often elsewhere. He hasn’t even said anything about legal migrants who are changing America’s demographics.
>>218808551
Love dogs but they’re so clearly child substitutes for many and I hate the way people coddle them. Spending all this money on birthday parties and shit for them when they’d be happier rolling around in mud and getting a new bone, just performative and a waste of time and money. Saw one in Cancer Research the other day. Had no reason to be in there (wasn’t a service dog or anything), just milling about with its owner and nobody questions it.

worst thing about canadians is the smell

Britain didn't start shit unless we talking about shit in my trousers

>>218808614
it starts off as funny, laughing at people that do it then it becomes kind of disturbing. and a bit sad. especially in women and young couples. very clearly paternal instincts but for whatever reason they won’t have kids (too scared, don’t want responsibility etc)

>>218808628
Rude

>>218808597
yes ofc

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Shiroi neko

>>218808657
the umcat with her umkitten

>>218808628
pine needles, fresh snow, and cinnamon vanilla cupcakes

>>218808597
I watched this film the other night called Blast From The Past and no spoilers but Brendan Fraser called a black woman a negro and she didn't seem that bothered. It's from 1993 though before lefties went mental about all that.

>>218808560
Austria started WW1
Austrian started WW2

>>218808597
No. The wokescold Lincon after this

>>218808560
Hitler was shit scared of Britain and made us out to be the bad 'uns

>>218808674
CORRECTION it's from 1999. The 1993 one I watched was a different one can't remember

fuck neck yerself
nonce cunt

Hitler? Get this. He was actually a good guy!

>>218808745
excuse me?

>>218808683
Russia and France started WW1 by provoking Germany into a preemptive strike. Germany started WW2 tho

I started WW2.

mods?

Awful, awful thread.

I feel bad for the good yanks

That's the Yank flag added to the filter. Shame. I don't hate all yank posters but there's always one who spoils it for everyone.

honestly the botnet paedos are some of the most mentally ill freaks on this site

>>218808874
Been afraid to ask, but now that we're all filtered: what is a botnet?

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Get her farts inhaled.

>>218808874
zeidy and heatherpedos besties

>>218808462
i liked lord of the rings as a kid, now i think its gay boring garbage.

I used to dislike star wars as a kid, i didnt get why everyone was fighting and thought it was dumb, now as an adult i can appreciate a lot of the themes more and i like it.

you should give things second chances, maybe you end up liking them.

you really need to learn to stop announcing that you've filtered cp spammers considering they're using the botnet and will just switch to a different flag

test poo

>>218808892
>I used to dislike star wars as a kid, i didnt get why everyone was fighting and thought it was dumb, now as an adult i can appreciate a lot of the themes more and i like it.
were you watching the prequels primarily?

>>218808892
you've got more and more brain damaged as you've gotten older because you live in argentina

>>218808874
Peru anon on sp is a lunatic

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i don't understand why they spam it here. to what end?

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>>218808892
>i didnt get why everyone was fighting
i saw the phantom menace when i was 10 and i understood why they were fighting
also it is still shit

>>218808924
Because it's an active general
They also do it on brit/pol/ too though which is odd and obviously targeted

>>218808924
no sex ever in their life
extreme mental illness + extreme porn addiction

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>human life experiment v2
>face selection menu
>option 4

>>218808924
We have like 10>>218808925
different regular pedophiles.

any poo man in?

>>218808939
ps that is not a formula for that. But with their mindset with that combined. That is the result

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Found the work crush on FB...spent the last 20 months reading about her decade-long struggle with an eating disorder

>>218808908
If they use a different flag I'll filter that one too. Can't filter British flags but I will say we could filter individual posters if we were on /bant/. But nooooo, whenever someone tries to move /brit/ to /bant/, the spammers and shitposters suddenly pretend to be decent posters and start telling everyone to stay on /int/ and you morons all listen to them.

>>218808912
yes i think i made the mistake of watching the prequels first, when i rewatched them as an adult i did it the other way.

I like the prequels as an extension to the star wars universe, but by themselves they're very mediocre movies.

>>218808918
If anything i think its the other way around, if as an adult you still have the exact same views and opinions as you did when you were 7 years old, you dont use your brain too much in all that time.

it's a cruel world for sensitive young men like me

>>218808959
why did you (you) me there?

>>218808986
not sure about that
pretty sure that we just stopped using it because the spammers would just post weird ai generated porn (of children obviously)

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>it's a cruel world for sensitive young men like me

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>>218809017

Spamming CP is what leftists often do when they can't censor a forum. Seen them do it on Reddit and various right wing forums to get the place shut down or drive people away. They can't argue honestly you see, because they lose

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BUT YOU WERE MORE THAN JUST A DREAM

>>218808551
looks more like a cavapoo
don't lie to us, it's a cavapoo isn't it

>>218809054
California went to shit after the British left

Can't tell if it's CP or just regular porn and I'm sure as shit not opening the thumbnail to take a closer look, and if I report it for being CP when it isn't I'll get banned for miscategorizing reports.

>>218809054
Kino. Imperial Federation bros......imagine....

really? you can't tell just from seeing it? christ.

I've never met an intelligent Anglophobe. That's not to say that they all love the English, but certainly only those who have two-digit IQs feel sincere hatred in their black hearts for my people.

How does normal people TikTok/Reels/Shorts work?

My TikTok is just women dancing but I just watch 10 minutes to fap and I'm done with it. But I know that people spend hours in them.

So how does it work? Does it change the content slowly to see what you wanting to watch? Does it keeps showing the same kind of content until you start not- engaging with them?

The first time I tried to watch Reels by myself it just kept showing Dragon Ball Z /fit/ memes content, which is a bit cool but fuck I dont want to watch this forever.

How is a normal TikTok/Reels/Shorts run for you?

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Bring back Amica Wronki, says I.

>>218809055
it’s an aussie labradoodle

>>218809088
It's regular porn mate the other posters having a fit over it got their posts deleted
Funny that init

something I never understood about the fallout games is why nobody ever bothers to clean up all the skeletons and dead bodies just lying around
surely people didn't forget that they spread disease and are just plain unsightly

>>218809143
Those are the skeletons of the people who tried to clean the place up

>>218809143
pretty sure everyone was too busy trying not to starve to death or die of radiation poisoning or avoid being clubbed for a tin of beans instead of burying each rotting body properly


then years later no one is going to be like “you want to trek out to the wastes and dispose of skeletons that have been lying there since that event that ended practically ended human civilization and made the planet poison”