And before anyone asks, there's no physically dominant head, they each control a half of the body.
Calvinism solves this.
>>218809035>bitches never should've eaten that apple
>>218809035>there's no physically dominant head, they each control a half of the bodywho controls the vagina? the mouth? the anus?
>>218809083>the mouth They each have a mouth, there are two mouths you imbecile.
>>218809119I don't think before I post
>>218809128:)
>>218809048Calvinism doesn't solve anything, it's an evil ideology
>>218809035wait, they had a baby?
>>218809172Suffering exists to provide a spiritual lesson for the Elect.It's that simple.
>>218809192Only an evil god would allow suffering to exist just as a lesson
Which one pees? Can either one override the other one to pee the pants?
>Man made horrors>This is the Gods' fault o algo
>>218809035All I know that one is married and the other is asexual
>>218809232Why? Christianity is the belief that the suffering is temporary and eternal life lies beyond it, making it ultimately irrelevant. If you don't believe in eternity you're not Christian anyways so it's circular reasoning to say you don't believe in it as a reason why Christians shouldn't believe in it.
>>218809289>suffering is temporary and eternal life lies beyond it,That doesn't justify suffering. Calvinists believe in hell, which only an evil god would create
>>218809035is it not the states fault for banning the practice of death by exposure for infants? when people are comforted by easy life and abundance they impose morals harsher then necessity dictates
>>218809342Wanting pedophiles to burn with forever is based though, you're the evil one
>>218809393I would rather you die than than any children.
>>218809393Why do Jews fantasize do much about the genital mutilation and death by exposure of helpless infants?
>>218809035>baby carrier>some guy actually had a threesome and impregnated "both"
>>218809342>only an evil god would allow hell to exist for objectively evil people who refuse to change under any circumstance No?
>>218809406Wishing eternal torment on anyone is evil. >>218809418Jews are evil.
>>218809451>objectively evil people who refuse to change under any circumstanceWho God himself created. Who God himself could have chosen not to create if He so wished.
>>218809413>>218809418You would rather feel righteous than be right. That is why your children will inherit ashes.
>>218809474>god should've just made a dictatorship with no free will where everything is like a machine he personally controls to ensure nothing goes wrong Why would he do that exactly? Also only Protestants with their sola fide autism think that anyone who isnt a massive Bible thumper is going to hell. Its much more of a mystery in catholic and orthodox faiths where really only the minority of the truly evil go to hell
>>218809128None of us do, Anon. None of us do.
>>218809558>only the minority of the truly evil go to hellAnd God still created them. If you're right, and I don't think you are, God created them knowing fully well that they would end up in hell, wouldn't if have been better for them if God never created them? And what would be the purpose of punishing evil people in hell? Who would gain? Not the punished, not God, not the victims of the punished. There is nothing that anyone could do to me that I would wish eternal torment upon them. To wish eternal torment on someone is evil. Of God were to eternally torment anyone, He would be evil, He wouldn't be loving God, He would by a torturer.
>one salarywhat job do they do?
>>218809035I see this and think they should be in a Wrigley's Doublemint Gum commercial.
>>218809035>greater than normal amount of brains>same number of handsI hate to say it, but it makes sense
>>218809035>Americans see this and still think God is realI mean, this is really a issue of convenient greed.>And before anyone asks, there's no physically dominant head, they each control a half of the body.Sheeeeet. The worst part is that privacy doesn't really exist for them beyond their own mind.
It's weird. Like I can deal with gore, horrible war videos and no horror game or movie bothers me anymore. But seeing pictures like OP's makes me slightly uncomfortable. Just the idea of being stuck in a single body with another persons head right next to you? Fuck that. And some part of broken brain wonders...what was their childhood like? One body, controlled by both..
there's a pic of them sucking a dick that I see sometimes posted on /b/.
>>218809035Does that count as a threesome?
>>218809945They were pretty optimistic in their documentary years ago cause it's all they know. It's other people who suck
>>218810106even deformed w*men are whores huh
>>218809128based. i often make insane grammatical errors because I don't pay attention because I wanna finish the captcha as fast as possible.
do you think they get neck smegma?
Druzism solves this with Reincarnation btw
>>218809730>There is nothing that anyone could do to me that I would wish eternal torment upon them.Then youre a fool and evil>To wish eternal torment on someone is evilEven if they choose eternal torment?
two women brains in one body and they didnt even think to get a good enough degree to pay themselves off? if one had learned 2 code and the other did women shit like HR theyd be making half a mil year 1
>>218810369like its genuinely insane to me that they werent been forced to griiind their career as soon as they had their first conscious thoughtamerican and with a condition that literally guarantees ivy entrance for free? what were the parents doing? no dad in the family? crazyid kill myself if i made it to that age under those conditions without being at least like top 1% most promising people under 20, imagine how fucking depressing your day to day would have to be thinking your deformed ridiculously unnatractive and have 0 to show for it otherwisestudying is literally made for women, they had zero excuse famalam desu but i only pity them for having shit tier parents
>>218809035His plan o algo.
>>218809035>nobody hasn't posted it yetshamfur dispray
>>218809035This alone btfos the dualists out of existence btw
>>218810341>Then youre a fool No, I'm a Christian.>Even if they choose eternal torment?No one would ever choose eternal torment, and even if they did, God would be evil and unloving if He gave them eternal torment.
>>218809192They used to burn those who disagree, it's a weird way to solve problems
>>218810693Technically one could blow you and one could lick your balls.
>>218809274This. >>218810714>Letting people choose is evilkeir starmer is that you?
>>218810801No one chooses eternal torment, no one rational wants to be eternally tormented
>threads about some spectacular biological curiosity>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GOD AND JEBUSChristcucks just don't know when to shut up do they
>>218810714>No, I'm a Christian.Sure, as much as Mormons might be. >No one would ever choose eternal tormentYes they would, and do. That is literally what Satan and demons are. Its unloving to yourself and others not to punish people when they do wrong, including to those who did wrong.
>>218810921>nordic retard didn't read the OPHinga dinga durgen, time to go out to the shitting log
>>218809035I remember the threads on /b/...
>>218810934>That is literally what Satan and demons areThey never chose eternal torment either, it's literally impossible for a rational being to choose eternal torment. You're being disingenuous, just like other infernalists.>Its unloving to yourself and others not to punish people when they do wrong, including to those who did wrong.What you conceive as "punishment" is eternal torture, it doesn't have any restorative purpose, it doesn't teach the trasngressor not to do evil again, it doesn't even give the trasngressor a chance for redemption, it's torture for torture's sake. Trying to convince me that a torturer loves their victim is ridiculous.
>>218811007>They never chose eternal torment eitherNo they definitely did. >Trying to convince me that a torturer loves their victim is ridiculous.Yes everytime a parent sends their kid to time out its actually evil. Hell is eternal separation from God which you are free to choose , its torture because you are choosing to torture yourself
>>218811062>Yes everytime a parent sends their kid to time out its actually evil.Such a punishment is meant to teach the child, after a short while the punishment ends and the child is given another chance to demonstrate good behaviour. Eternal torment is completely different, it's evil, it serves no purpose.>Hell is eternal separation from God which you are free to chooseThat's quite different from the traditional infernalist view on hell. Regardless, such a separation isn't eternal, God will never stop trying to redeem His creations, to restore His creations by His side, even Satan himself, to think otherwise is to doubt God's boundless mercy and forgiveness.
>>218811146>Regardless, such a separation isn't eternal, God will never stop trying to redeem His creations,Yeah that's Apokatastasis in the orthodox tradition where even all demons and Satan eventually come back into communion with God. Its a complicated theological debate but its not invalid. I know Catholics think that the vast majority of people go to purgatory before eventually going to heaven and only very few. I just don't think that having the option to choose to go to hell makes God inherently evil since it takes literal effort to go there which is literally painful
>>218809035Depends on their job. It makes sense that they paid separately for education, because they received knowledge for two heads. But if they work not with their heads, but with their bodies, then they should receive one salary, because they can't do the work of two.
>>218809035If they have kids will their children be four headed
>>218813244If they had 2 vaginas instead of 2 heads they could make some serious cash
>>218809048FPBPLook it’s all quite simple. some people, not even necessarily even christians perhaps, have been preselected by God for the purpose of displaying his divine trait of mercy. everyone else has been preselected by God for the purpose of displaying his divine trait of justice. You will live a bizarre twisted life on earth and then go to hell/be annihilated. Who are you to have a problem with it
>>218809128I kneel
Gnosticism solves this
>>218809275What a waste. He could be getting a blowie and a rimjob at the same time.
>>218809035I dont think God is real but I think the god is real
>>218809048>>218813481Calvin didn't studied the Cabbala. Strict biblical scriptural interpretation is Samael (or Satan, if you want to be layman) manifested throughout people's minds like a poisonous festering rot. Calvin is burning in his preached hellfire, alongside the nobility & clergy from the nobility.
lol normalfags we jerk off to her on other boards
>>218809406The pedo was made that way by the omnipotent divinity though
>>218809558That's what calvinists believe though, free will is incompatible with an omnipotent God
>no it's okay you go ahead and eat, I ll eat tomorrowWish I could do this somehow
>>218809035This is someone's fetish
>>218809128Based and retardpilled
>>218809035iirc they each control half of their body so walking is a team effort
>>218809406>burn with foreverHello ESL
>>218809035they reallly had to pay 2 tuitiion fees?
My Conjoined Kids HATE Me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIeRLauG2lM
>>2188159292 brains... As for the job, only 2 hands ig.
