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>>218819008
They're not doing anything directly, but we have been caught in a time slip between dimensions. I've noticed this for the past few years, entire blocks of time basically just disappeared yet I have memories from them.

I also find myself remembering things before they happen. That is to say, I'll think of something as if it's a memory. Later, sometimes months from then, I'll experience that exact thing in real life and my brain just freezes. It's like an instant recall, that I saw this happening 5 months ago and now it's happening.

I don't think it's being psychic or anything because it's not an uncommon phenomenon. It's more likely dimensions are merging on the space-time continuum and we're experiencing distortion, like when a radio signal gets interference and you hear another one that's on a very close frequency (i.e. 92.7 and 92.5).

Not a big fan of Liam Nesson

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>>218819513
No, you're just experiencing glitches in the Simulation. Standard fare. Deja vu is a symptom of this. Just relax and stay calm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

Maladaptive daydreaming is a mental health issue where a person daydreams excessively, sometimes for hours at a time. “Maladaptive” means this type of daydreaming is an unhealthy or negative attempt to cope with or adapt to a problem.

People who do this tend to “lose themselves” in extremely vivid and detailed daydreams. Research also shows this kind of daydreaming might be compulsive. That means it’s difficult — if not impossible — to control that you’re doing it.

This issue also overlaps with several other mental health and neurological conditions. However, there’s evidence that maladaptive daydreaming is different from these other conditions and should be declared a separate disorder.

can safely say I'm depressed at this point

Here I stand!

Going to a hooker for a hug is like going to McDonald's for a salad

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Visit Rwanda

>>218819836
I'd like to stiffdick her fuckpouch.

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I haven't seen anyone use the term "C-jeet-I", despite how clever it is because big film companies outsource all their CGI to companies in india

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Getting kinda fed the fuck up with all the bullshit.

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>get job
>have no fucking idea what I'm doing
>everyone dislikes me because of it

Whoever said Grok went back to normal yesterday was wrong, that AI nigga is still moderating everything

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>Be broke
>Get a full time job
>Somehow still broke and tired on top of it

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>>218819595
I don't think it's a simulation, it's just a randomly repeating vortex of particles that get duplicated. Parallel dimensions that are slightly different due to discrepancies in the copying process, like a photocopy of a fax with some degradation or changes.

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>>218819912
I shall be using that term from now on. No I will not credit you.

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>robussy

>>218820126
We should start a defund the police movement but only for foid cops specifically

>>218819987
Jeets do this but they don't have the self-awareness to feel bad about it like (you).

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Yo, I don't wanna know your whereabouts or how you're movin'
I know when you in the house or when you cruisin'
It's been proven, my love you're abusin'
I can't understand how a man got you choosin'
Undecided, I came and provided
My undivided, you came and denied it

Don't even try it, I know when you lyin'
Don't even do that, I know why you cryin'

I'm not applyin' no pressure, just wanna let you know
That I don't wanna let you go
And I don't wanna let you leave
Can't say I didn't let you breathe
Gave you extra cheese (come on), put you in a SUV
You wanted ice so I made you freeze
Made you hot like the West Indies
Now it's time you invest in me

'Cause if not, then it's best you leave.

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>>218820126
many such cases

>>218820259
That was only 2022??? I remember that, I thought it was like 2017 or some shit. Something is VERY wrong with time

Threads slower than cold molasses. Where is everyone?

>>218820464
/cum/ has been slow for a couple months now. Jason and some other regulars seem to be posting less.

hello

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Lisa Loeb looks great for a woman pushing 60

>>218820582
That picture looks 15 years old dawg

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>>218820645
Leave Lisa alone

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based

>>218820700
Why do you like Jewish hags, are you Jewish?

>I don't think about you at all

>>218820715
Is she Jewish? I didn't know that
She made good music back inna 90s

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They make cops look intelligent and disciplined.

>>218820703
>show set in the past or post-apocalyptic future
>woman is bogged, especially with lip filler and teeth veneers
Many such cases

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Well ain't that a fais do-do

>>218820767
Based Latinx Chuds

Jews shouldn't be allowed in Texas. Doesn't seem right

>>218820746
>>218820782
Her face and that last name were a dead giveaway

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Took the car out for a spin.

>>218820801
Somehow, jeets being there feels even worse.

>>218820508
Salut

>>218820801
>>218820825
Texas is like 30% White

>>218820801
Why should I care what a minority thinks?

>>218820813
>Sunbelt drivers vs. a cheeky thin layer of ice
They lose every time

Where can I get a couple of white liberals;willing to take bullets for me as a human shield? I need to buy some stuff over there. I'm totally legal but you're all so retarded over there than you never know.

>>218820851
hows it going?

>>218820861
Remember the Alamo....

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>>218820921
Shovelling snow again, living the dream. Hbu

>>218820934
So find a better shooter then nigga, ICE turned that jew into swiss cheese lol

>>218820948
i woke up and now im drinking coffee

>>218820813
Lol

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https://youtu.be/NNrvaNWI220

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>>218820813

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the elusive mccum sandwich

>>218821067
Im drinking coffee too but the machine that made it sucks, might have to go postal up in this bitch

>>218820948
How do people live with snow all the time? You get no vitamin D when your entire body is covered in clothes. You can't walk for any lengthy period of time without getting hypothermia. Do you just stay indoors and masturbate all day while getting drunk/stoned?

>>218821147
Have you tried being White?

I love the cold and snow
The thought of being drunk while it's snowing is so comfy

wish the sun would fuck off

>>218821147
That's why people in cold countries are White, we gotta absorb any vitamin d we can through our faces or any other exposed skin. The rest of the time you are indoors or if you work outside you come inside for warming breaks. Being drunk is a bonus.

Eating chinese pie

>>218821129
You like it? I was in a hurry

>>218821214
She must be a very rucky girl!

>>218821200
retard

>>218821243
If you ever talk about a woman like that again I'll beat your head in you piece of fucking SHIT!

my gf slept with 14 men before me

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>>218821193

>ribs aren't visible from the front anymore

>>218821286
Dark brown hands with poo under the fingernails typed this post from the smelliest slums of Brampton

>>218821303
based nip

I hate
Cops
Nurses
Flight attendants
Bus drivers
Dentists
Podiatrists
Those guys who change your oil
TSA agents
DMV workers

>>218821428
Why do you hate podiatrists

One thing they don't tell you about visiting asia is all of the pimps and prostitutes everywhere, especially in japan and china

>>218821428
Have of that is just hating blahpipo

>>218821489
>Have
It's half, you stupid spic

>>218821451
I once saw a lady podiatrist who blithely fucked my toes up and caught an attitude with me when I complained. I was in horrible pain for a over a month until I could see someone else to fix what she did, and even the podiatrist who fixed me was a prick

>>218821500
Autocorrect nigga, I'm typing while I'm driving. Hop off my dih

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>>218821102

WE GOT DEM DRUGS
SWEATIN'
SLIDIN'
SPENDIN' MY LIFE IN ALTERED STATES

BLACK IT UP

>why aren't these people who deal with disgusting smelly feet and slovenly trash all day more friendly!

>>218821474
>every city has thousands of KTV lounges in China
>They all have prostitutes
It's like when you find out prostitution isn't even legal in Thailand despite being literally everywhere you look lol

>>218821585
What surprised me the most is that a lot of the pimps there are BLACKS

>>218821560
It was more the careless butchery that my feet suffered and caused me horrible pain that I disliked. The poor attitude is secondary

>>218821527
He's so sexy

>>218821606
Nigerians are irrelevant in the US, Canada, Europe etc. but somehow control a lot of prostitutes and organized crime in all the Asian countries. Recently in Thailand they even started bringing over black prostitutes from Africa too lol , idk why anyone would go for that

>jason posts a gay pic of himself
>nobody acknowledges
>replies to his own picture calling himself sexy
genuinely pathetic... grown ahh man btw

I did call myself sexy, but I didn't post the picture.

confucius says:
man who run behind car get exhausted.
man who run in front of car get tired.

>>218821847
He's going to stop posting here for a couple days now that you pointed it out lol

>>218821847
he is incredibly lonely

jason rules this thread all you troon bitches better put some respect on his name

>>218821902
Confucius lived like a gajillion years ago. They didn't have cars back then you fuckign retard

I don't repost old pictures of myself, I take new ones.

>>218821972
Jason himself is a troon thoughbeit

Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger

Snacks = ordered

Today is the day when janny licks my asshole

>>218822024
jason will post outlandish things for attention you shouldnt take what he types seriously he just wants a reaction

I don't even play videogames or watch anime anymore, I just wageslave and doompost

>>218822137
Trvke, same with FK to be desu

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>>218822160
wasted time, our memories of the past are based on novelty. watching anime slop and playing vidya will create memories you'll look back on.
your current life will seem quick and uneventful.

I wish I could suffer the travails and vicissitudes of life with the quiet stoicism of the Black American woman.

>>218822293
Made me kek slightly

My chud meme account is really taking off on niggagram. Ill remember you all when I make it to the big leagues of chud meme accounts.

>>218822343
imbecile

imbecile award

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cummypies i am drinking covfefe

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>>>/pol/527195500

Made one

didn't want to link it anyway...

New jannyjeet doesn't like racism

thinking is overrated

Jason effortlessly mogging that leaf by correctly linking to a post on a different board

nobody likes racism

>>218822403
made a BBC post for the lolz

>>218822486
grifters do

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>>218822492
>>218822523
+100 izzat

>>218822486
I think it's pretty hilarious

>>218822486
I do

>>218822542
Bodied those jeet mutts

Time to make sourdough discard stuff

>>218822618
make tortillas faggot

tortillas à la faggote

>>218822428
got banned twice this month for being "disrespectful of other cultures" and "racist outside of /pol/"
the first time I was talking about chinese ev's and the other was a shitpost where I used a slurry of swear words over a mild inconvenience
unless the janny was trolling there is no way those bans came from a human being

inb4 I get banned again

>>218822711
He definitely has a quota and just ctrl+F's looking for the word nigger, gook, spic etc.
There's no rhyme or reason to it either.

I am the Heisenberg of /cum/

>>218822779
Streets saying this was staged

I am the one who cums

Just ate slop
Gonna have to defecate soon, real bad

>>218822779
What did he spray, piss?

>>218822911
Looked more like jizz or skin lotion

>>218820767
I want the Mexican ICE officer to shoot the white person
I want everyone who heckles cops or ICE agents to get shot
I want everyone who obstructs traffic to protest to get shot
I want everyone who supports cartels and rapists to get shot

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I'm from the streets bitch and if you don't show me the respect I demand I'll punch you in the pussy

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>>218822931
Pam Bondi ordered an illegal arrested by ICE be released. Is that obstructing ICE? Should Bondi be shot? Should her boss?

>>218821428
I hate NEETs
And they can get shot

gonna go out and punch the first hot girl I see in the forehead

>>218822931
Based accelerationist, tired of all these other "accelerationists" crying when things accelerate marginally

Hi!
I'm not home right now,
But if you wanna leave a message
Just start talking at the sound of the tone

>>218823017
Redditjeet on his villain arc

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Our team's Tom Brady replacement has a really cute and wholesome wife who likes to make baking videos and uploads them on the internet all the time. She even gave out cookies she baked on an airplane last week

>>218823000
>just answer the question that violates US law anon
This question is entrapment

why is it always Minnesota/Minneapolis that happens political incidents?

>>218823000
Yes, everyone from Epstein Island.
Your kike TDS and selective outrage is noted and you should also be shot.

>>218823090
Leftycuck state with a lot of Swedes, even black democrats dgaf about illegals

>>218823051
redditjeet doesn't capitalize his I's

Have you ever had a conversation about food with an obese person? They have terrible taste

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>>218823090
Tim Waltz has turned it into the most corrupt place in the country. The point in this graph when it shoots straight up is when Waltz got elected

>>218823119
So you think that Trump, the pedophile Epstein associate who isn't deporting brown illegals, should be shot for obstructing ICE?

>>218823076
>2 White QBs in the SuperBowl
I know the negroes are mad about this

>>218823173
gingers are black

>>218823150
True, I am monitoring the situation now

>>218823123
> Swedes
are they fob or 3-4th gens?

There's a zionist mestinx ITT who hates Epstein but loves Fuentes, whom Epstein gave bitcoin in 2017.

>>218823172
Pedophile?

>>218823173
My favorite sportsball writer Jemele Hill is raging about this

>>218823164
They unironically think goyslop is better than most other food

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Donald John Trump is a child rapist.

>>218823211
Some might be more than 4th gen by this point

>>218823171
i see.
it's not really covered in japanese media, but i hope everyone on this thread is okay. don't go outside.

Rare good Jason post

>>218823279
As a troon you should support that thoughbeit, that's how you make more

>>218823311
I am roughly the entire length of your country north to south away from minnesota but thank you

The retards yesterday claiming FDR, Truman, JFK and LBJ were not Liberal, and that Liberalism isn't actually on the Left of the political spectrum, left me SHOOK.

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>>218823328
The age of consent is 16 for a reason. Adolescents and children cannot consent to sex, they are mentally and physically incapable.

I feel bad for the Native Hawaiians, imagine living in a tropical homogenous nation, and then a foreign power suddenly annexes you, and sends millions of their own people to displace you.

>>218823379
Liberalism is supporting an oppressive tax system and police state to give perverts and niggers more welfare and keep them out of jail

shut the fuck up about politics you brainrotted faggots jesus christ do you have nothing else going on in your lives? even Jason doesn't shitpost about muh politics this much, he just talks about incest and weeaboo garbage. literally not even as bad as you poooolitic fags. i hope janny fucking rapes you with the banhammer.

>i hope
there he is

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4chan is an incest weeaboo website

Daily walks are good for the body and mind

I posted my 5,000 dollar lottery win yesterday and I got no (you)'s. I hate you all

>>218823555
I wasn't there or I would have (you)'d such a momentous occasion

>>218823540
Mens sana in corpore sana

No one cares about your boring blog posts, unless you're an insane lolcow

Everyone can relate to politics posts

>>218823451
They were into a bunch of gay shit so they deserved it

>>218823634
Trvke

Hawaiian literally had a long named Kamehameha

>>218823674
>Long
*King

mundane blogposts are better than culture war slop I can see on any other website

>>218823674
There's a tv show about that, Jason Momo is in it

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What could this possibly even be about? they scaled the fuck out of everyones power already and Goku is officially the strongest being in the universe outside of the gods.

This is actually a self-improvement general

Unironically just took the biggest shit of my life. It was probably a foot long.

>>218823770
He would fight fighting cosmic entities like gods then

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>>218823770
No black freiza is stronger, he one shotted ultra instinct goku and ultra ego vegeta at the same time

>>218823794
Thank the based slavers for inserting some European DNA into them centuries ago, otherwise they'd all have the Homo erectus face. Congrats on your win, how will you spend it?

>>218823855
Deleted it cause I didn't mean to post that image alongside it.
>how will you spend it
probably just put it all on my car

Any of you fucking dweebs got some Skyrim mod recommendations?

>>218823902
I can show you my penis if you're interested

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looks like the JanMan is takin out the trash :D

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This is the prime example I am talking about. She has an incredible body, but when I looked her up (Imani Evans), her face was just not impressive

>>218823922
Maybe later.

>>218820259
I have drugs but she's never going to find them

>>218823941
Blah women usually have good bodies if they arent obese but the face always kills it. Not even including the hair which is a whole other negative.

Sailor Moon could solo the DB verse

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>>218823941

>>218823877
>probably just put it all on my car
You should set aside $500-$1000 to buy MORE lottery tickets. There's no way that could go wrong.

>>218823902
what are you looking for? are you new to modding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTiRcf66pQ

I'll give you some idea of the shit I just took: think dark black coffee, a bean burrito and spicy hot wings. Yeah.

>>218824032
wtf

Yo this nigga eating beans

>>218824011
Depends on what kind of hair, Afros like in pic rel I find attractive, but dreads look bad 99% of the time

>>218823902
https://dragonbornsfate.moddinglinked.com/
did the full instructions and my ‘rim is operating better than ever before
you can use the wabbajack if you don’t have time to install mods yourself

>>218823938
>mods deleting rage bait is… le bad!
kill yourself

>>218824140
Again, not a fan of the face. And dreads are always a turnoff for me. Did you know that you aren't even supposed to wash dreads? Because they will become undone

>>218824166
Silence redditjeet, this is a total janny death general

>>218824117
I don't see anything funny or wrong about that

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>>218824166
lol u mad bro? janny did a net good for once and that can't be argued. politicfags are a cancer in this general.

While you were out partying, I was studying the blade

>>218824253
Same here - they're cheap, delicious, and a great source of fiber!

what do you pay for your mobile plan?

>>218824270
Snopes rules this big if true

I think that part of my brain that inhibits incest, and makes it to where you don't find family members attractive is broken

>>218824345
Money usually

>>218824397
Jasonian post

>>218824345
half gallon of semen

Making sourdough discard crackers. They're in the oven. Also got a loaf of sourdough discard bread fermenting

buncha chuckle fucks aren't ya

How many potatoes in your guys opinion would be needed for a homemade shepherds pie

>>218824345
Ask my mom

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sourdough was originally produced when bakers would urinate into the dough. the uric acid helped with fermentation when traditional yeast wasn't available, but it left a slightly sour taste to the bread. hence the name "sour dough" which is essentially "piss loaf".

>>218824561
Pissant has a funny etymology too

Peons

The pissant niggardly munched on his piss loaf

sex
cum
penis

Euro Peons

Europe won

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CANada does what AmeriCANT.

>>218824701
>importing infinity jeets
>won
Yeah, no. That's called pulling a Canada.

I am unenthused by the female form

>>218824756
They won in that the US gave up on annexing greenland, they are also statistically happier then Americans

S'funny being inside, innit? Cuz when ya are inside, yer still actually OUTSIDE, aren'tcha?
Then ya can say when yer outside you're still INSIDE cuz yer always inside yuir head

Do you guys know what cumin smells like? That's what the butt area of a Mexican femboy's underwear smells like

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>>218824854
People still don't realize this is Jason making these boy butt posts.

>>218824915
Silenced the thread with this accusation

>>218824915
phoebe my beloved

Jason isn’t gay so how could he be boy-butt poster?

>>218825080
its samantha

>>218825088
>not gay
>likes femboys, traps, and now regular men

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>>218825098
she changed it to phoebe bc someone told her samantha is a jewish name

>>218824915
hootin and hollerin at this image

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s o o n

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I'm the boy butt poster. I'm not Jason

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SEID IHR DAS ESSEN?
NEIN, WIR SIND DER JÄGER!

I drank ranch dressing for lunch today and it was delicious.

>>218825287
Holy mother of goy...

>>218824538
I ended up peeling 13

i'm losing my freaking mind

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>>218825383
we know luka

>>218825383
Nigga you are crazy every day, you didn't lose shit

>>218825410
There was a teacher in my province who looked like this, he got into legal trouble for something he was doing with his students. I also had a different teacher who looked like that

>>218825472
What did he do to you? Did he sniff your butt?

>>218825509
We had a few things in common. We both liked Crash Bandicoot and Lord of the Flies

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got banned from r*ddit, don't even think what I said was that bad, just said that some retard defending a game I don't like had the ceo's cock so far up their ass that their mother could taste it when they kissed them on the lips and the mod said that was too rude and disruptive, yeah well fuck you too buddy

Last batch of crackers is baking. Bread is fermenting.

>>218825569
Do they IP ban on reddit or just your email address?

I'm gonna be completely alone at my funeral

>>218825597
just the account but mods of individual subs can now see you previous accounts (presumably based on IP) so if you comment and they see it you get banned again instantly and "karma" is impossible to farm these days because every sub is so heavily locked down and doesn't allow new users or ones with under a certain score so it creates an annoying loop of not being able to post when make a new account, I don't even use the site that often I just go there every so often when a game I play gets updated since /v/ is unusable so its no big loss

>>218825614
I'll go there

Might have a ladyfriend coming over later so I scrubbed the shit off the inside of my toilet bowl

>>218825614
if you have it within the next 5 years I'll go, can't make promises beyond that

>>218825614
Be grateful if you have one instead of being tossed in the incinerator and sitting on a shelf waiting for someone to claim you.

>>218825614
You won't be at your funeral you will be dead

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got a new weed vape gonna have a cheeky little puff before the d&d session with the boys tonight

I deserve fame and fortune despite doing nothing to earn it
That's just the way it is afraid to say