You can apparently hold it under a stream of water and it will absorb everything and then you can squeeze out the water while it holds its original shape instead of dissolving like normal bread should. Its honestly pretty fucking creepy. What does the goverment feed their Goy cattle population???
>>218821396I have heard they also cut the head of their penises off, and then when they are in their 20s they brand themselves with red hot iron, which is a common cause of mortality for 20 year old men in the country.They also make cheese out of oil, like actual fossil fuel, and they eat it.
>>218821396Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1qpedq7/what_are_they_putting_in_the_bread/>americans unironically defending it by saying "ermmm whats this guy trying to prove????">bread is supposed to behave like that!
aliens will find pristine loaves of Wonderbread 10000 years from now after we have nuked ourselves into extinction
We have real breads from pepperidge farms, but only multimillionaires can afford it. As someone else has stated, wonderbread lives forever so you don't have to worry about it going stale.
>>218821592>As someone else has stated, wonderbread lives forever so you don't have to worry about it going stalewhat kind of a chemical cocktail passes for bread in the US, honestly
