LONG LIVE THE IRA

kill em all

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Cold dark and misty out

I will confess I've invented a few rorke subgimmicks rorke soiling his Next jeans and rorke moving like a bhenchod to name but two examples

What makes women retarded?

>>218823106
nice photo

I invented Mini Rorke.

Can only finish to women downing wine glasses full of arsepiss

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haha!

>>218823106
frank west approves

>>218823167
Remember remember
The 5th of November
The cum powder treason and plot

what's the end game with rorke posting then? What's it meant to achieve?

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>Mother died days after losing her baby in stillbirth because doctors 'weren't fast enough to perform MRI that could have saved them both', inquest told

>>218823106
John Atkinson Grimshaw like

>>218823106
get the LEDs installed

left feedback for the escort on AW two days ago yet she hasn't done it for me yet

going morrisons you want anything

>>218823262
every rorke post is autobiographical

>>218823317
Errrrr, maybe a pie for later tonight?

>>218823317
Colin the caterpillar cake

rorke watching gay porn where the bottom's face isn't visible

>>218823375
can we go halves?

There's a Belgian spamming/flooding the old.

>>218823384
No >:)

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>>218823317
ben and jerrys

>>218823426
greedy bastard

Right then, I believe it's time to check my RBRS gains

just done an absolute bog blocker. mum went in during the aftermath and is fuming about the putrid stench and skids all over the pan

>>218823218
>>218823248
>>218823280
>>218823318
>>218823344
>>218823370
>>218823408
>>218823438
why does he wait?

>>218823440
thought a man in his field would like ICE

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why are moids so fucking weird?

>>218823273
"could have been prevented" is such a bullshit claim
yeah mate if you had the entire hospital trying out a million things like you were the last fertile woman on earth the might have saved you
but under normal operations they don't do MRIs because most women don't die in pregnancy

>>218823461
Up 48.3% since march

>>218823445
:^p

I've been reflecting on the personality of the escort I've been seeing.

based on what I can tell from her profile and what she's told me about herself, I think she's the type of girl who became a complete slut at university (she said she studied art) after being normal in school, and realised she could use her body, but I reckon she changed how she markets herself now and portrays herself as the "GFE", educated type of escort. She likes to think she's cultured but isn't.

>>218823483
He doesn't. It is the 32nd post in this thread.

been spending more time on different boards. don’t come here much anymore because it’s just a waste of time you niggas don’t do anything or talk about anything of any substance just yap about poo and Bradley walsh

>>218823483
I genuinely have so many questions about the spammer that I would love to know the answers to
Why Shell? Why Hublot? Why Ciroc?
Why does he start every single one of his spamming sessions with these bizarre marketing copypastas?
What is it about the Gherkin that is so interesting? Is it the phallic shape? Does it link directly to BBC?
Why does he choose a Belgian flag? And what devices does he use to do his double act on his, presumably, original UK IP address when it seems like two of them are working together?
Why did he become fixated on the word 'Cronem'?
Why did he choose 'Katy' as a name for a white british girl when that is a north american version of that name?
Why is he obsessed with James Cleverly?
Why does he go to the trouble of making sure every single image he uses has a matching piece of text - not a single image is ever posted without the appropriate text that goes with it. It is meticulously planned and he likely has some sort of spreadsheet or management system for this in place.
What is his relationship with previous spammers with similar output such as the 'does his blackness make you feel less than' guy, and heathermong?
What is his relationship to cloggy, who disappeared as he appeared?

>>218823533
omdz obsessed much

>>218823208
Seems like the kind of OF "creator" that doesnt get naked

>>218823519
good for you this place is hell
all the years i've wasted talking to the mongs here

>>218823503
damn. if only we had listened

Gazelles, Sambas or Spezials?

>>218823510
I pray this is a LARP because if not this is a sinister turn.

Have people visiting my flat tomorrow

>>218823574
Wannabe hooligan creps

>>218823440
Ironically both were creamed by ICE

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>>218823533

Imagine reading a post about “Rorke”, the most cretinous and cartoonishly pathetic gimp you could imagine, and thinking “hey he’s taking the piss out of ME here, I’m offended at this!!”

>>218823499
Me talking to woman

>>218823582
You know it is. Well done for responding to him though. fucking mong.

>>218823582
he's like that. starts hating people for not giving him undivided attention at all times

Sorry but children's swimming classes in the UK are an absolute disgrace, my local pool is charging £25 for half an hour for a group session! How can ANYONE afford that? It's practically just private school kids going. Why is this country so awful on literally every front

>>218823591
Carers coming round to wipe your bum?

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>218823533
He didn’t choose a Belgian flag, he literally is Belgian. Before he ever posted here he used to make some of the exact same posts on nederdraad in Dutch. He stopped posting there after having the piss taken out of him too much and at some point ended up here.

>>218823678
pengerpool

>>218823569
I don't even talk to people I just blogpost and spam poo

>>218823660
Would you rather your child drown then?

>>218823675
Would get erect if this happened.

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took this pic of one of the THUGS terrorizing our community.

>>218823582
why is it sinister? just being realistic.
i think I built up the wrong image of her. realistically she probably doesn't give me a second thought once I leave her place.

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leftypolstein

>>218823600
Id bang you out ya fanny

>>218823675
Supposedly they're here to test air quality but I suspect my landlord has hired them to judge my bookshelf and steal my forks

>>218823660
You don’t need to pay if you’re just turning up to watch them and aren’t bringing a child of your own, Rorke.

>>218823699
Don't have a child.

>>218823519
Why on earth would you come here to say that completely unprompted? Heres your (you) you sad attention seeking freak

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bewdiful siddi :D

>>218823600
So Asics instead?

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>>218823714
Alex Pretti, RN

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dua lipa

>>218823763
New Balance mate

>>218823741
SCREMAING

>>218823675
:)

>>218823750
Youre banned from the baths leftypol you know that

>>218823778
oh my days

>>218823741
scream

Facebook and instagram are making it harder to perv on ladies now.

Doing a think about Dr. Faisal Maassarani

>>218823783
Models?

>>218823741
Howling done him

>>218823817
How? Usually pretty easy to stalk Australian slags

>>218823741
ffs rorkes been laid out AGAIN

>>218823781
splitting the g, as it were

why can't we just get female immigrants
why is that not possible

imagine replying to your own deeply unfunny post not once, but four times. very disturbing behaviour.

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>splitting the g, as it were

>>218823923
the last thread really rattled him

One measure of satisfaction I have regarding the escort is that I got to fuck her pretty hard on top last time I saw her while she grabbed me and moaned nicely. Even if she never sees me again I'll always have that memory.

>>218823923
you were done

went to a store to buy 2 packs of pasta for 120 rubles but ended up spending 10 times more because there were too many juicy discounts on other stuff and also mum asked to buy some things for her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQuGbayUpY

new angle just dropped lads

>>218823930
Why would he do that

>>218823930
Mancunians are subhuman

>>218823970
god we're a dysgenic country

>>218823973
same reason he's doing that job
class clown

>>218823962
notice any FSB agents peeping at you between a stack of tins from the next aisle?

>>218823930
And he's the site manager

might become gay

why was that nigga named willy wonka

yummy cup of ta fort me lads x

i feel it closing in
i feel it closing in
DAY IN
DAY OUT
DAY IN
DAY OUT
DAY IN
DAY OUT
DAY IN
DAY OUT

I invented "Rorke soiling his next jeans" but I don't really get any credit for it

just been thoroughly sodomized by life

>>218824190
FOY

>>218824164
can't get credit on an anonymous forum can you

>>218824199
been here longer than you

i hate neurotypicals

let's just say... I searched 'brit' in the catalogue to find my way here... was presented with something QUITE steamy!

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off to bed

>>218824227
was it a poo?

>>218824164
i like to think that instead of his jeans being from NEXT, Rorke has managed to soil the next pair of jeans he was planning to wear

>>218823014
why does she act like a korean girl?

>>218824164
No you didn't I did

>>218824216
i've been on 4chan since 2006 and /brit/ since 2013
i highly doubt it

>>218824239
in a manner of speaking actually some would say yes

>>218824239
two of them

I invented off to bed posting but never get any credit for it

>>218824214
people could refer to me as "rorkesoilinghis nextjeansinventorlad"
>>218824246
Here he comes, creditthiefmong

>>218824256
omds unc

>>218824278
:3

>>218824278
OC I made in 2011 on /v/ has dozens and dozens of variations and a live reading on youtube with millions of views and their own original continuations

lads and more lads of the high /brit/ council, I bring to thee a matter of... great... impor-
*keels over dead on the table, foam spilling from my mouth*

outer int is making fun of us again lads

>>218813472

i invented i invented x posting but never get any credit for it posting but never get any credit for it

>Sky News: Man convicted of blowing up ULEZ camera with homemade bomb
toby on a mad one

>>218824333
*slithers off deviously into the shadows*

>>218824333
reckon he was going to say great imports but if that whipped cream was imported it actually poisoned and killed him so let's disregard him

I invented umposting
Umptimus Prime, they might call me

>>218824164
Maybe its just not very good?

>>218824343
no you didn't I did

>>218824340
Steam and gvben are too bvsed for this treatment..

I invented the poo screaming gimmick

>>218824327
should be paying you royalties then

>>218824333
*shakes you while yelling your name, then looks up and announces youre dead, silencing the commotion*

I invented bighams gimmick

I invented the question mark

Gimmicks I invented:
Living in Spain with my Mrs
Bradley Walsh Posting
Rather not say

>>218824370
steam is literally a UI, you're paying 30%~ extra for a company of 200 people to let you click a "play" button

i invented the high /brit/ council gimmick 4 minutes ago and do I see any credit?

>>218824327
whats the OC? and dont say "doxxable info" because it obviously isnt

I invented the discovery of math

>>218824333
*Walks all over the crime scene in a panic knocking over the cup*

i invented both baby sneed and rip baby sneed on /tv/ on pure happenstance

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>>218824394

>>218824413
doxxable info unfortunately

I invented gimmick inventions

>>218824413
the string of 3 arthur things where binky fucks arthurs mum and then becomes his new dad. you may recognize 'tip: I am so fucking mad' from it

Crazy how Americans were the first to do modern warfare
That’s how we beat the british in the revolutionary war. Y’all were all standing in lines like it was a parade and we said fuck that and just took y’all out hiding in the woods and shit.. must’ve scared the shit out of them to encounter real warriors

>>218824442
never heard of it

Can we please have some more intellectual discussion in this thread

>>218824409
Bit of an oversimplification isn't it

enter the raffle to win your very own deanobox with an audi on the tarmac drive

>>218824459
Are you a dualist or a monist and why? What form of either are you?

right well I hid that post very quickly

not sure that's suitable

>>218824480
don't know what that means x

I invented Steam

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>>218824426

i invented /brit/. its my biggest regret in life

>>218824480
not him but I'm actually a foolish cretin

>>218824459
What do you think of Rachel Reeve's 15% business rates reduction for pubs?

Wish I lived in the wild west

>>218824513
it sucks

don't get attached to any gimmick you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner

>>218824513
kicking the can down the road

>>218824501
:)

>>218824513
>We wanted to give you a quick heads-up that our shop, taproom and web prices will be increasing from next week.

>Alcohol duty is increasing from 1st February and we now have to factor in the new EPR packaging taxes which are being levied on producers like us. In addition, like all independent brewers, we're facing other rising costs across the board
Grim

farewell aragog, king of the arachnids
your body will decaaay
your spirit lingers onnnn

>>218824513
She'll just dip her hand into someone else's pocket to make up the shortfall.

>>218824562
mental how she cried in the middle of commons

mental how she's still allowed to be part of the cabinet

feeling glum

might move to yorkshire

>>218824526
yes i remember the police raids over poo seal
dark day that was

>>218824562
thats the problem with socialism. eventually you run out of other peoples money

lots of clever clogs economists itt

things are getting worse and worse and nobody has any idea how to stop it from happening
this is all due to the fact that it now costs more to get oil out of the ground then whatever profits are made from selling it

>>218824590
ironic thing for a capitalist to say

>>218824606
hs?

>>218824604
business idea: bring in more browns

I want to be comfy. I don't want to work for a living.

here he is. next he's going to be screaming that you should have your wages paid directly to a brown person fresh off the boat

>>218824634
ktim

>>218824642
would be nice if my job provided value to society at least but it doesn't even do that

I wonder if The Guardian will ever write an article on /brit/ like they did for the HENRYUK subreddit. Something about "The forgotten British males that slipped through the cracks" lmfao.

>>218824604
all wrong

ah yes rorke im sure the few hundred immigrants claiming benefits dwarf 100's of billions in tax evasion, privilege and loopholes by mega-corporations

>>218824604
Imperialism or an era defining innovation like the Bessemer process Britain can monopolise.

>>218824680
awful attempt mate. you can do better

>>218824680
rorke getting baited by this and scrambling to reply

do people really shag in the morning? because i always need to piss right after i wake up and wouldn't be able to do that

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>the few hundred immigrants claiming benefits

>it's the brown people sponging off us all!
t. fat doledossers who spend all their money on daily Just Eat deliveries (delivered by same brown people)

rorke having a wank
leftypol bouncing on a plastic cock

>>218824720
you don't shag anyway you fat neek

>>218824716
screaming

underrated: piss boners

>>218824521
favourite western film?

>>218824725
well actually its both. hope that helps x

Done shit loads of house work today team I'm a proud girlie

>>218824706
We're not allowed to do that. Pilkingtons invented rolled glass and america was like nope you have to let us use it

>>218824720
>wouldn't be able to do that
not that you'll ever have a chance

fuck off you revolting freak

>>218824741
that will smith one

>>218824677
if its so wrong then why has the us effectively captured venezuela? if the us has so much oil, then why bother?

what's /brit/'s preferred brand of binders, arch files, and punched pockets?

>>218824782
everything is digital now

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>I'm a proud girlie

>>218824734
i know that's why i'm asking

can't cope

oh my days unc is still using a pen and paper like it's 1843

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guys the plants are LAUGHING at us
they're saying we're biomasslets

>>218824751
Imperialism it is then

>>218824816
any bacteriaman in?

25% off three bottles of wine don't mind if I do

>>218824816
get them mulched and burned for fuel

>>218824782
Whatever's cheapest when I'm in the shops and these things are on my list
All the same to a man like me

>>218824848
what wine lad?

>>218824874
jam shed

>>218824776
to increase its monopoly

>>218824732
and they're in the same room

making grok do my homework for me

>>218824816
it's mental that chickens outnumber all wild birds combined twenty to one

>>218824886
grim

>>218823167
Amy Pond's cum powder

>>218824898
poof

>>218824892
/brit/s most rorkeian post of all time

>>218824874
Malbec
Beaujolais Villages
Valpolicella Ripasso Classico

Actually I invented that gimmick btw

How many monthly subscriptions do you have

>>218824874
Blue nun

>>218824926
>Valpolicella Ripasso Classico
COR

>Ground Rent to be capped at £250
is this good? i was thinking of buying a flat to move out from mumberg and dadberg

>>218824949
$3 icloud storage and $3 basic nitro on discord

>>218824958
rorke and leftypol

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still can't get over this

>>218824745
Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?

can feel my IQ increasing with all these pointed spikes and odd one outs

bummed silly by my own willy

>>218824972
Theyre the same colour
Wtf..

>>218824949
Prime and Spotify. Thinking of cancelling Spotify though

right
thats an image of rorke bumming leftypol isnt it

>>218824745
your dads dead LMAO

>>218824949
zero

>>218824972
A is darker.

right well thats some gay paedophilia isnt it

right i'm off to play computer games. see you neeks later

>paying for streaming services

>>218825008
bit of an expert are you

Rightcord raid

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>>218824895
>peak prehistoric global wolf population: 500,000 to 2 million individuals
>current global dog population: 900 million individuals
>peak prehistoric global aurochs population: 5 to 15 million individuals
>current global cattle population: 1.5 billion individuals

Serving humans is the single most OP evolutionary strategy available to the animal kingdom and it's not even fucking close.

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get in

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>Three young brothers died screaming in terror after one fell into frozen pond and other two tried to save him, distraught mother says

>>218825008
was it nonce shit?
saw it was gay and didn't enlarge
thought I was free from the paedo shit after I filtered yanks

Mental how ALL the /brit/ trannies are refugees from /britfeel/
Well actually it's not really that mental but it's worth thinking about.

>>218825029
i dont think cows benefit much from that arrangement.

>>218825029
Uh but it's cruel and immoral or something

>>218825051
Dairy cows?

genuinely believe in another age I would've been a great man like Alexander or Caesar or Napoleon

I'm just so charismatic and intelligent and people look to me for leadership almost subconsciously

>>218823106
Just how i like it

>>218825033
ginger lass looks like a right good shag

>>218824816
i would have assumed viruses would make up a significant amount of biomasses given there are estimated to be a billion times as many of them as stars in the universe

>>218824972
This one is always mad to me but I checked in MS Paint

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>gay paedophilia

>>218825061
have their calves stolen from them and are slaughtered when they stop producing milk.

>>218825033
that's not acceptable in this day and age

>>218825064
i would have been a wise philosopher that everyone hates like diogenes

>>218825064
Are you upper class? They all were

>>218825033
why are there 2 young slags in a bar full of geriatrics

I see them wokes have been at it again

>>218825107
probably prostitutes

>>218825064
What have you done in this life?

you would have been alexander the great's chief eunuch rorke

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>>218825093
Nah

off to purchase some form of booze drink from the shop >>218816381

>>218825121
corrr imagine

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>>218825113
they're getting their next punter now

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>>218825130
I went to the shop earlier because I'd run out of bubble bath and wanted a bath.

>>218825130
what's that then the paki lesbian shop?

>>218825033
>>218825155
god listen to her vile sc*use voice

>>218825130
that's not booze from the shop, that's two indian women making out

>>218825164
What a revolting image you've attached to your post.

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he's pulled

>>218825164
Matey?

>>218825199
>>218825164
haha poo

>>218825216
Is this like that Czech reverse gloryhole gangbang thing

>>218825033
i love this so much just turned it back on. i want to go there and dance with an old granddad. it's cute

maybe not that clingy slow dancing through i mean like that other couple before

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>>218825218
Cor I wish, used to get that in my stocking for Christmas when I was young.

>>218825064
I should've been a 19th century poet
I'm a Sensitive Young Man not cut out for this cruel world of materialism

>>218825224
I mean this sincerely: grow up

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>>218825238
Fuck me this is what they look like now

>>218825107
Just finished their shift and waiting for their boyfriends to pick them up

>>218825241
Why'd you give up on the Nazimong gimmick?

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>>218825251

>>218825272

>>218825033
One in leggings looks like shes got a nice arse

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>>218825251

>>218825238
>>218825251
all of these look terrifying. imagine taking a bath with one them staring at you

haven't had my dinner yet

>>218825251
Jesus christ

>>218825315
>One in leggings looks like shes got a nice arse
No she doesn't

>>218825315
new angle mate

>>218825042
Hangaman

>>218823678
>That sun.
Is this the early hours of the morning?
I remember, way back in the year 1996, when I was in Glasgow with mum and dad. This couple, who were middle aged, took us to the museum. It was winter and the sunlight was like this.

>>218825571
Evening

>>218825571
botswana be kidding me!

>>218823714
Pretti dumb.

>>>/tv/217628291

>>218825592
Setswana kid you not.

give me 6 british childrens and i will change the country