medieval found footage edition
My favourite tranny launched a series called "Oral Fixation" where she sucks cock while autistically ranting about what's on her mind. In the latest episode she was talking about how much she loves Factorio while sucking cock.
>>218829885Real schizo hours
Saving all my good posts for the new, here we are!
I want to lick the poo stains in Emma Watson’s underwear.
>>218829898Link??
Was just on the phone to schedule an appointment and the receptionist bird started whispering gently to herself and it made me feel a lot of things. Think I understand ASMRlads now
forgot my good posts i was saving for the new
>>218829899it's real
benfica's keeper scored against madrid
>>218829899That's not a genuine video of the medieval period, Rorke!
>>218829965>>218829967Glad I switched to the match in the second half, shame Marseille got knocked out tho
>>218829927i arrange it so she visits while i'm in the office. usually never see her. just leave her notes going 'don't forget the big shower head in the main bathroom' or whatever
NEW>>>/tv/217639394>>>/tv/217639394>>>/tv/217639394
>>218829943Oh don’t get me wrong, I love stuff like this
Oh aye x>BREAKING: Kan News reports Trump is considering a large scale strike on Iran to push for regime change.https://x.com/Defence_Index/status/2016633550582534327
>>218829965>>218829967Um
>>218829917good posts, you say?
the lad
>>218829965sovl
nth for the holodem
If I was rich and a big house with a swimming pool all of my /brit/ friends would be invited. As it stands, I have none of these things. But if I did you would all be free to join.
left the cleaner a note>please clean out my fleshlight in the master bath, ignore the pictures of cocks
>>218829992in his defence the vast majority of the people he raped were already dead so they had no idea what cheeky jim was getting up to
>>218830005Fittest squid game ting and whichever strikes won't change shit
>>218830010Can see my post in this pic.
>>218829965>>218829967scripted shite
hating on cats, just because
an episode of beyond belief fact or fiction, teed up and playing
just got pooed on by a paedo
Worst part about colds is the salivating, can't sleep with my mouth filling with spit every couple mins. Swallowing all of it will just make me ill, there's no fucking point of it
>>218830078your man bellingham in tears again tonight
POPPIN' BOTTLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARDWHEN WE DRINK, WE DO IT RIGHT, GETTIN' SLIZZEREDSIPPIN' SIZZURP IN MY RIDE (IN MY RIDE) LIKE THREE 6NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6LIKE A G6, LIKE A G6NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6LIKE A G6, LIKE A G6NOW I'M FEELIN' SO FLY LIKE A G6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWRJC8ap9B4
sir decland rice
used to think his name was jim'll. spelt jimull. dear jimull. please can you fix it for me to not be bummed by an aging nonce>now then now then i am afraid i cannot fix that for you young man especially once you are dead now then now then
Making sausages and listening to funk
>>218830048Aye she's a fitty, shame they killed her off so early x
>>218830078I heard the Gherkin cronem are at war with eachother, city bulls kekked Bellingham
>>218830138buckbroken
>>218830151you sure love those black willoes don't you lad x
seven shots of vodka in 2 hourslove you all lads great bunch
Where's Catyank?Where's DTFIB?Where's Canslad?
Bellingham rapid pon Champion's League playoffsrapid early exit x
>>218830078>>218830151you. might have to go and cheer him up yourself you big queer x
mental how underrated salad cream is as a dip or dressing for literally anything cheap as chips and low in calories tastes GREAT actual has flavour unlike mayo
sir jimull fixit
>when the toilfus tummy is out
>>218830200ever licked it?
>>218830103absolute fuckin belter of a tune
rorke? done
>>218830172take care urself
What's the point of ads? Nobody watches them anyway. Do they actually sell anything?
>>218830192do you find black willies easier to suck than white ones or does it make no difference to you lad?
Another night out successfully completed with no cringe momentsNo doubt as I am drifting off to sleep I will find something to torture myself over
>>218830196Bellingham will need much consoling
>>218830253[scanning...][scanning...][scanning...]ERROR: 00.00% BRITISH CULTURE FOUND!
>>218830172Steady on it captain
>>218830241if they didn't work, they wouldn't pay for them
>>218830253why are you knocking out subtle edits of the bloke your government murdered laddy?
>>218830241point is brand recognition and recallsay you want to buy beans, a brand pops into your head and you look for that in the shop rather than looking for beans in general
>>218830226Quite literally untrue The initial wave of Caribbean immigrants came opportunistically on a boat passing by and the second wave came because Barbados asked for help with their unemployment problem
>>218830257I'm still cringing from Saturday night, at least the Katies were peng
>>218830241people do watch them
why do I suddenly think about shagging every woman in sighy after 3 pints
Another wuppa garn down the hatch x
At church alone setting up for Wednesday night service, very creepy being in a silent sanctuary full of empty pews
>>218830277a British Culture Detector would not error at finding 0% British culture, it would simply output 0%. Are you even taking your joke seriously here?
>>218830241I'm very easily influenced i buy loads of shite I dont need and believe whatever I saw last on tiktok
would personally find it hilarious if the ancient vatican cameras were real and they came out with crisp, 35mm, 4k footage of christ's execution tomorrow but nobody believed it
>>218830300Nah saw him mouth puta in frustration at a missed shot tho. Needs less thinking about Katies, more thinking on the match next time
>>218830300this isn't even cuck posting he's just babbling nonsense to himself lmao
>>218830275you need to get yourself a black man's willy to suck on lad this will all seem so unnecessary once you're noshing off a dark skinned man like you dream about i guarantee it. live your dreams lad. chug that bbc.
>>218830315Wuppas have too many microplastics and shit for me to drink them.I'll stick with my pop instead, cheers la x
>>218830253Was he Jewish or just Italian?
sir jude belkingham
mental utterly mental
mental how weird sex isi mean cocks, where did they come from? mad
>>218830367The Special One moment
>>218830367always kino when a keeper scores
>>218830367madder
>>218830364Don't care if they have a willy or vagina, I WILL shag this person!
>>218830396what a knob
>>218830376>cocks, where did they come from?right out of ziedy's arse, and straight into his mouth
>>218830367Bum ahh cold and Marseille getting knocked out ruined this kino for me
>>218830396banter
>>218830396KWABOTY
did the man really fucking header the ball? thats mad. did he really give it a header into the net?
>>218830396lmao
>>218830450come on rorke when was the last you saw a goalkeeper score
>>218830433:skull:
>>218830450yes ive never seen anything like it, he used his head to hit the ball towards the net and it went in, presumably for the first time in centuries
have a hard on 90% of the day at this point
not looking good for footy fans who dislike the term "wogball" when ziedbelg is sitting here writing with one hand about all the black players waving their knobs in his face
making cheesy broccoli soup
>>218830367Mart Poom did it better for Sunderlandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQpS2kf0ZwU
fucked up at toil today and reckon there's a 99% chance I'll be getting a bollocking tomorrow
TikTok star Khaby Lame has sold his core company for $975 millionThe deal allows his face and voice to be used to develop an AI-powered "digital twin"
seriously though it is a bit mental that we have actual footage of the past some 500 years before the camera was inventedweird innit
>>218830498What do you do and what did you do?
>>218830508mental
>>218830508What the fuck?
The Central Park coyotes frolicking in the snow. Juliet often jumps on Romeo like this. It’s a way for her to express her playfulness, exuberance, and even dominance — she’ll do this when he’s trying to sleep and she wants to patrol. Through play, this pair cements their bond.
>>218830508>voicehis whole thing was he stays silent
>>218830367>sending the keeper up when your one goal up and two minutes over injury time >it somehow fucking worksthe most based retard shit I've ever seen in my life
woo /gif/ is hideous
the universe
>>218830510I won't bother with anything after the 0:25 mark, but the footage up to that point is from the 1963 Spanish film, El valle de las espadas, released in English as The Castilian. The movie chronicles the adventures of Fernán González, a 10th-century count of Castile (d. 970), and founder of a comital dynasty whose descendants would go on to rule as kings of Castile in the 11th century. As a result of the exploits of his successors, Fernán González would become a subject medieval legend, including a mid 13th-century epic poem. The real count was a power player in the politics of the Leonese and Navarrese kingdoms of northern Spain in the 10th century.All the shots in the clip you've linked are from castles and churches in the Duero river valley in the modern day autonomous community of Castile y León.The first castle is at Berlanga de Duero in the modern Spanish province of Soria. While impressive, it largely dates to the 15th and 16th centuries. The next castle, at around the 0:04 mark, is at Peñafiel in the province of Valladolid. While construction on a castle began in the 10th century during the rule of Fernán González, its current form is mostly the product of 14th- and 15th-century construction.The first church, at the 0:15 mark, is Santo Domingo de Soria and dates to the second half of the 12th century with 16th-century renovations. The ruined cloister at the 0:20 mark is from the monastery San Juan de Duero, also in Soria, and dates to the 12th-13th centuries.So little of what you see in the film would have been recognizable to Fernán González during his lifetime in the 10th century. Additionally, the area around Soria along the eastern reaches of the Duero River was part of a frontier zone still within the orbit of the Umayyad Caliphate. Soria was conquered by Alfonso I of Aragón in the 12th century. It was not a part of the County of Castile during Fernán González's lifetime.
>>218830126She looks likes she's 50 with a face filter. Forgot how shit season 2 was
TIKTOK WANK TIME OKAY
>>218830567you're getting baited by a schizo no post worth its salt so to say
>>218830567skewered that little schizo runt
>>218830578she also can't act just like the rest of the cast
lived in the same apartment on gta online for 13 years
>>218830567jewish lies
My dream: travelling back in time to 2009 and visiting myself as a ghost from 2026 to warn younger me of the perils that await me
>>218830621lived in the same house irl for 9 years
>>2188303672 red cards jeremy? 2? (After that goal)
what NSFW prompt should I use on miniapps when it hits midnight and l get my daily coins?
For me? It's Se Mi
>>218830510Source?
that’s a quick 6 (You)s farmed in less than 6 minutes
>>218830521Work in the finance department of a fairly major company. Was tasked with organising a guest speaker for one of our internal meetings and messages the vice president of our British branch and head of engineering thinking they'd both say no and they both said yes. Basically invited two of the most important people in the company to a 3 hour meeting with 20 people and apparently they're both coming.
reckon the the 3 big hits of my vape I just took after drinking a few cans of Stella feels a bit like what heroin feels like
>>218830508This nigga is 25Unc looks 40What happened to black don't crack
>>218830660All rook same
Done me Fortnite daily quests now garn neck a few wustlerz.
>>218830658sexy woman
>>218830660>takes like two pills then goes insane and has withdrawalspretty funny to see that Korea is such an anti-drug society that they have basically no clue how they work
>>218830677Do you still live with your parents?
>>218830508Im guessing its not a lump sum of 975million
>>218830697No I killed them
For me it's when I crack open a can of Monster Energy and a box of Mike and Ikes that I got from the American sweet shop in my town.
Was devolution a good thing
>>218830694Shut up addict
>>218830660It's not right
>>218830702This babyberg is fully white of course, right?
genuinely saw helper irl out with his handler last year some time
always get horny and start chatting up MILFs after 6 pints but not sure if my knob would actually work if I ever got one home
>>218830707>Rich Sparkle Holdings Ltd (NASDAQ:RSHP) announced Monday it has entered into a sale and purchase agreement to acquire the entire issued share capital of Step Distinctive Limited for $975 millionNah sounds like it is a lump sum. Apparently they're the Chinese equivalent of Deloitte, and they clearly have more money then sense.
>>218830741prefer Sturm Graz
>>218830671Doesn't sound like a massive fuck up lad I wouldn't worry about it, it's just a meeting at the end of the day.
made a dating app profile but honestly can't be arsed. seems like even this is a hassle
>>218830733did you rape him, please?
>>218830744booze and sex is extremely hit and miss for me either I can go forever like a pro or not get hard at all it’s impossible to predict
>>218830766too worried of rejection for that haha
>>218830766ktim
Feel awfully sickly from my vape pen at the moment. Dunno how you lads do it
>>218830766the thought of loads of women seeing my face and judging me makes me feel ill
best femboy to goon to?
Anyone have that clip thats meant to show some queen getting beheaded
Facebook comment sections are merciless.
>>218830816Twinky the twink he said instantly without hesitation
>>218829885Wish I could go and film the French revolution as it was happeningBet it looked mental
>>218830818im sure i dont
>>218830766did this for a month and then got sick of it. had three matches and all three of them ghosted me. I had 8 likes but they never appeared in my feed so I doubt they even existed. And every time I ever "missed a potential match" it was either a tranny or an absolute fucking whale. *le sigh* such is the blackpilled life of a sub-8 incel manlet.
just heard people upstairs shagging. 7 minutes total
>>218830852your old man can't go like he use to...
>>218830821is this considered banter in your state?
>>218830871No it’s considered mocking retards.
>>218830117Funny how when he was alive the BBC insisted it was all gossip. Soon as the pegged it they put all the blame on him.>Yeah we couldn't do anything about it because he was very sneaky and intimidating and nobody wanted to say anything because of all the money he raised for charity>But it was definitely all him and now he's dead so just move onAnd then Huw Edwards got exposed.
shlong is a funny word
>>218829898I second what says >>218829929Link???
>>218830300I hate Jew bellendham so much
>>218830172my 'cocktail' is 50ml vodka and 200ml fizzy water
>>218830918cockmogs me!
>>218830918mogs me
>>218830194ah good lad. I was well into salad cream a couple of years back. Great on chips. Makes me think of nice chicken salad and chips dinners in the summer.
Karl Dilkington
>>218830943screami
dunno why people like telling me storiesit's not like I tell any of my own in return
>>218830918GIWTWM
Ricky &Steve &Karl.
Does /brit/ drink Vimto
about to perform at a local concert lads wish me luck
>>218831000sometimes
>>218831000It's all aspartame now and crap.
>>218830962tell me a story :3
Somebody post something revolutionary and exciting
No one likes to pick on an invalid
SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OKAY
I would make love to Emma Watson.
>>218831000No. /brit/ is a Dandelion and Burdock general.
>>218831034
>>218831034no.
>>218831021I got the one in the can. This will replace my soda addiction.
>>218831034In India men have chest slapping fights, because they want everyone to know they are the goofiest people on earth.
>>218831081Man who sleeps with itchy arse wakes up with smelly finger
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen
>>218831024One time I woke up with a smelly finger
>>218831044Sames x
>>218831088kek
>>218831116and what on earth is analgen
won't be clicking that now will i
>>218831116erm... what is this
i clicked it
https://tagmap.io/tag/4chanthere are 4chan posters who live near me :/worrying
>>218831142It's the thread for general talk about anal on /d/
>>218831194Troubling
>no one near me on the 4chan map but 3 near me on the analgen map
23 year old tranny near me
>>218831252you know what you have to do
>>218831252*doxxes you*
Dying at the hands of the nigerian NHS nurse despite having a survivable condition
>>218831256
misocream in?
>>218831175There was a lad on /britfeel/ a few years ago who lived in my townThere's also a lad in here these days who lives near my townWeird because it's a very small place
>>218831272Fresh off the boat indian nurse giving you nipah virus while you’re there for a routine blood draw
my life's the worst story told, i'll be this way till i'm old
>>218831299Horsham?
>>218831310rather meng isn't it
>>218831336nah around Calderdale
>>218831299its a huge fear of me that someone i know or knows me is on this website.nobody comes to mind however, they're all a bunch of social media zombies.
>>218831175cor might be able to find a neet girl on here but right now all I see is trannies
Any Southampton man in?
>>218831299Stafford?
having racist thoughts in my head
>>218831299Ashby de la zouch
>mum in hospital again, in pain a lot these days>go and visit to spend time with her>ask nurse auntie skilled biscuit eating visa “where’s mum?”>“she ded she take medicine make go ded”>“there must be a mistake she’s in for surgery”>“ah we make de mistake this one ded oh. why you no write down on yo mudda chart you no wan ded?”
Bet she farts during sex.
>>218831371I hear voices. That sounds fun. Wish I could think clearly but the voices stop that
>>218831299Cuckfield Inb4 cuck jokes
Just necked two wustlerz wurgers back to back now garn in that shower.
>>218831348>they’re all a bunch of social media zombies>uses 4chan all day
>>218831401schizophrenia?
old guy next to me on the bus just farted
fucking myself
>>218831431I've been diagnosed with schizoaffective yesLoad of bullshit that's what it is.Some job I've got to do for God
Personally I've given away enough details about myself that I could very easily be doxxed through my blogposting
>>218831391very famous old talent agent from the 70s and 80s. represented wise from morecambe and wise and ball from cannon and ball.
I've got bipolar type 1 and I hear voices which is not peng
>>218831461>t. that lad talking about his job beforeI recognise you
Looks like another coup is underway in Niger (last one was only in 2023).https://x.com/Worldsource24/status/2016667714039758859
"Hello Mr. Patient, you want die now? I help you die now. I pull di plug. Patient go to di sky."
>>218831488give me my initials then
>>218831483Do you hear them all the time?>>218831494NO i'm saying I recognise your post dummy
>>218831501oh aha my bad
>>218831501Nah not all the time but a lot of the timeI'm not as bad as this schizophrenic woman who lives near me. She walks around town whispering to herself and shouting at people across the roadEveryone knows her.
>>218831523Cruel twist of fate schizophrenia and bipolar. That poor woman.My "voices" or should I say voice is literally Satan and it gets annoying.
Cor!
>>218831561It's not always "voices" as such for me, sometimes it's just something as simple as hearing a phone calling in my room, despite my phone being off or something. It's extremely uncomfortable desu
>>218831548laugh each time I see this>should I report my neighbour?? he's got slaves>maybe give it a few weeks
>>218831548that's nice of her
You lads voting for him or what?
>>218831582How would you know they’re slaves though? A never ending stream of men visiting and sometimes knocking on the wrong door?
>>218831579Well at least you can think clearly with it happening. I can't concentrate on anything with voices in my head taunting me 24/7
>>218831588yeah might as well x
do brit slags like big polish cock?
>Shahid Butt
>>218831588yes but only because his name is shat butt
>>218831680I prefer polish sausage grilled onions heavy mustard
>>218831695>My question is directed at Mr.Butt
Going sleep soon team played some Final Fantasy XVI
>>218831742Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?
>>218831490Let me guess... it was da jooz that done it?
>>218831585if you think about it and don't engage with any human aspect of the letby shenanigans and suchlike it's genuinely quite funny how rags like the sun will go KILL THIS WITCH SHE ATE 20 BABIES then flip to TRAVESTY MASSIVE MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE etc with not a trace of acknowledgement of their previous entirely opposite position on the matter. it's a good laugh.
I want Emma Watson to take shit in my mouth.
>>218831490>The new president *Click* *click* *sex moan* Joseph M'mmmBopte says he will bring a new era of peace to Niger
Nice thread lmfao
>>218830660the first episodes of season 2 felt like they had something good planned, but no, total dogshit.its very tiring for shows to have painfully terrible endings for the sake laying the foundation of a marvel style multiverse later.
lol
>>218831858Dexter and the walking dead are some other offenders of this that come to mind.
>>218831853ok poo eater
>>218831585Never even heard of Beverley AllittBit weird how Letby got a whole life order but she didn't despite them (supposedly) doing the same crime
real nonce hoursbedtime for me x
find it a bit bizarre that all the nonces on the botnet spam their shite in /brit/ and brit/pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdRl6Ml37IRest in power.She didn't 40%. Just got hosed and fell off of a building.
test poo
not a fan of how grim and satanic the outside world is getting lads
>>218831406shut it mongboy
>>218832103then put more kindness out into the world
Some of these girls he’s posting don’t look of age.
honestly don't think you could pick a more generic 'I was groomed by the internet' tranny name than tsuki
>>218832145And "the trans" afterwardPathetic
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODzkxr9ZPjI
skipping the set up murder scenes in Columbo so its a mystery to both of us
No accas came in, run out of coke and beer, work tamorrah, worst night in a bit lads
having to drink black coffee because no milk left "it not right"
>>218832103it's always darkest before dawn lad
>>218832175Why are you having a coffee at 1am
Had to speak to someone from "Wakefield" today, is there a shitter place with stupider people?
>>218832196the accents get horrific in west yorkshiregod rest karaokelad's soul but deary me
>>218832145gapey.or bigbaggybumhole
Emma Watson has a smelly anus.
Just got out the shower now cooling down with.... you guessed it, another wuppa. Shall be garn bed soon as I have things to do tomorrow and also need to break my cycle of sleeping in until like 3pm.
>Approximately 70% of the world's population does not use toilet paper
Always confuses me when I see someone posting on Xitter from Pakistan or India or PeruI thought they lived in slums, I cannot fathom what their lives are like yet they still have access to the internet
raped :3
>>218832299You're dying lad
>>218832341phones are cheap bro
>>218832341Lot of them more developed than we think lad
>>218832341smartphones are pretty cheap these days, add a few cellphone towers and voila
Always confuses me when I see someone posting on Xitter from Hull or Burnley or Wakefield I thought they lived in slums, I cannot fathom what their lives are like yet they still have access to the internet
People from Hull do live in slums
>>218832378I still think they live in slums and favelas and that the average South American has to scurry about to not get beheaded by the cartel or a random 50iq Hispanic methhead
why do trannies always have such autistic interests like fucking modding ipods or some bullshit
>>218832443because they're men
Would never shake an Indian or paki’s hand. They could have poop on their hands and you’d have no way of knowing because of the color of their skin.
>>218832468yeah but not all men have autistic interests
>>218832443Most normal people on imageboards have more autistied fun than that
>>218832479are you a woman or somethingmay as well transition
>>218829912>>218829912>>218829912
>>>218829885>Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: >As those who bless any tax-payer of European descent are blessed in all ways, >So those who curse any tax-payer of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. >I remember when I “hated” myself. But now, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
