Petunias legs edish
>>218829912Ngl I also thought what's going on with Aunt Petunia in this scene when I saw this as a kid
poo smells lmao
中国語/日本語/汚れた膝/これを見て
Fucking hell why does Yorkshire have to be attached to this island full of you slack-jawed mongy little poofs, gets me heated every time I hear a poncy little southern accent in Leeds or York, just stay on your half of the island, ffs we need independence, Yorkshire is so much better than this shit
>>218832574I’m moving to Yorkshire
>>218832574And I feel this way about northerners. Anyone outside of Kent and maybe Sussex is a different breed. I’m not affiliated or related to you lower class freaks and your dodgy accents.
>>218832594do you have a thick cock
>>218832614No I have average girth but long length
>>218832594Better meet the Nordic DNA requirement
>>218832613How do Kentish people get service in their caravan
that 370 lbs female model who looks 170 lbs
>>218832622ok you can come in but you have to stay in West Yorkshire
>>2188326292% denmark 70% anglo and germanic is that enough the rest is celtic
>>218832652really doesn't have toI think he'd prefer East Yorkshire
How can such a beautiful young woman do such stinky farts?
>>218832649pscrmttt
>>218832653No, Yorkshire is 100% Denmark
>>218832638How do anyone from higher than Oxford post from their decaying slum
>>218832680aw maaan
>>218832685Sorry bro I don't speak Shelta, enjoy the Millwall game
>>218832629>>218832653>>218832680Is there a place where I can see accurate genetic makeup of counties/areas? People have posted graphs here before but they must be shit because they all contradict each other. I want to know what continental ethnicity I can LARP as.
Another wuppa garn down the hatch keeping it womfy x
Hey Alexa call up some bikini babes for me
>>218832707Yorkshire: DanishRest of north: ScottishSouth East: French:South West: Breton
>>218832745erm actually its the other way round, the bretons are south westerners and umm the only french who migrated were the norman upper class who didn’t mingle with c*mmoners and a few waves of huguenots but nowhere near enough to affect the makeup of the average person there
>>218832680t. Herga Jergen
>>218832707not really, only haplogroup maps but that doesnt tell you anything about your genetic makeupi gave my dna to the jews to scan and backed it up with a family tree compared to other relatives' family treespure englishman me
Holy FUCK janny stop making me count the number of spikes on a star
>>218832802come home sonthe motherland needs you
>>218832838if the uk had citizenship by ancestry like israel i would come in a heartbeat
>>218832871Why bro, it sucks here, never any sunshine
>>218832802samein 1850 one half of my family moved to Boston
>>218832871i think every country should have that desu and america should have free citizenship to angloids as a sign of respect for the founding fathers o algo
On that wumpa grind
Good morning my lovelies
I tried Ancestry because of the free trial but stopped when I found my maternal line went back to Norwich and even just a few gens back they were all named extreme Hebrew shit like ZebediahI can only pray that they were Quakers instead of Jews
>>218832886grass is always greener i suppose, feels more hopeful even if i know the material reality there is just as bad if not worse>>218832888most of mine came in the 1600s/early 1700s to virginia then settled in appalachia
>>218832680and 20% paki
In England, wee means pee, but in Scotland, wee means, small or just a general adjective you put before a noun.
>>218832899very natsoc policy this
>>218832911Is that not common in England? Here in America a lot of your ancestors in the 1800s will have crazy names like Hezekiah and Amos
>>218832930It also means small where I'm from
>>218832930yeah? so what?
>>218832930cute win
might go for a wee weewee
>>218832827i only get one captcha and it's the "find the odd shape" onewhy are you all still getting these massive tasks
Seriously thinking about doing Prague later this year when the Christmas market is on. Anyone here been before? I've done Krakow a few times and that was pretty cool.
>>218832947It might be, I’ve just never heard of it and know that Norwich was a major Jew hub for many years. I probably don’t have any Jewish ancestry though because it probably would’ve gotten passed down, I don’t think they’re the type of people to completely integrate and just forget about their heritage after a few generations.
do you guys think blond hair and blue eyes colouring is the best colour or do people uplift it just because its the whitest? my hair is a bit darker than platinum blonde but i look washed out all the time and the excessive redness goes to my nose cheeks and around the eyes so i look crusty all the time. i think dark hair and light eyes would be cooler. look like one of those crusty white shih tzus owned by old people.
>>218833051Nobody arsed lad
catbergs outside are fighting :/
>>218833061lets see you try and start a conversation then
>>218833051depends
>>218833006ok uri
>>218832649Lmfao
>>218833070what do we think of tottenham
>>218833102SHIT
oeter griffom
>>218833051Diversity is our strength x
petah
>>218833105what do we think a shit
brain and stewi
what does it mean if you're just permanently scared even when nothing's happening
>>218833125TOTTENHAM
>>218833139Get on some prozac
>>218833142FAAAAAANK YYYYYYUUUUUUUU
>>218833129Barrow has fallen
>>218833139dehydrated and/or sodium deficiency and/or potassium deficiency and/or magnesium deficiency and/or protein deficiency
i'm a free thinker
>>218833139what the Canadian said or one of your hormones are out of balance
>>218832574yorkshire? like the dog?
>>218833139What is your height and weight?
Off to beddingbergs x
>>2188332215'11 70kg
>>218833051yeah you could say i'm a diversity fan (brunettes, blondes, gingers, blue eyes, green eyes, grey eyes...)
just found out the nazis destroyed lgbtq+ institutes and research, evil acts if you ask me.
>>218833278arr rook same
i do have a fond appreciation for the occasional albino also
>>218833284LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>218833284*nods respectfully towards you*
Pondering.
>>218833242those pathetic english who stayed instead of being a prisoner or getting shipped off for being a religious nutcase>>218833278theres something very babyish about some english women’s faces that i dont see in other women
diversity is a weakness and not a strength
>>218833336like this?>>218833342don't let globohomo steal that word from usannihilating your native population is not 'diversity', despite how much they wish to dress it up as such
>>218833375why are they doing that then
well that's ozzie gay porn hour started then isn't it
>>218833399this girl is 15 btw
>How realistic can you make minecraft in 2026?tonight's youtube slop
>5'11
>>218833375ah yes the fabled gay porn so to speak
>>218833417out of ten?
>>218833399kind of, i think that our women tend to have rounder features that make them look more childlike. not in a noncey way just making an observation. big round eyes, round chubby faces, small noses, etc and i dont really see this look in other euros. but i could be biased and thinking that this look is more common just because ive noticed it once or twice and now i look for it everywhere. i dont know if theres actual evidence behind it.
>>218833417Don’t care and that video is more than 3 years old by now
>>218833375so when do the women come in?
God bless this scran
Fill in the blank: I’d love to play around with Emma Watson’s thong-covered _____
>>218833375the extraflaggots logging in to /brit/
>>218833468true and you're gonna seethe about it
the lads
>>218833477nope
>>218833430what's so funny then
i like australians and i like americans and i like canadians
>>218833516I like poo
They say pets take after their ownersSo when my cat eats everything in his food dish, fucks his favorite blanket, then starts watching my computer screen, it makes me think they’re right
>>218833519Twinning XD
>>218833516I don’t like Canadians
>>218833284Well how can we make sure these things never happen again?
>>218833552Destroy all the institutes and research so there’s none left for them to destroy
Have a big poo and play games while on the loo
>>218828169
>>218833578Used to enjoy me clash royale during my free time on the crapper, but its ruined now.
>>218833612All the yanks talking about outdoor and indoor cats in that thread. Is it not normal to let your cats out in America?
>>218833612Isn't that what happened to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svjMiqVeiG8
>>218833375
>>218833659wouldnt know as im not a filthy degenerate pet owner
>>218833659Everyone's a fucked up meth-head over there, they see a cat they wanna kill it.Me cat used to be an adventurer when she was younger, but these days she prefers staying on the garden watching the birds.
>>218833659>let them out>it gets run over or stolen I had an indoor-outdoor cat as a kid for 14 years and he did just fine, wouldn’t try that with another cat though. Just too dangerous especially nowadays
>>218833690where have you been 67yank?
>>218833690What keeps you from killing yourself? Like on a day to day basis, what do you look forward to and enjoy?
I used to think wikipaedo was a high iq machiavellian pervert but then I realized he was actually just severely mentally ill and now I feel bad for him
>>218833703reading history, learning to trade on thinkorswim (using hot keys), and ive gone back to study candlestick patterns (again) after studying technical analysis (again). currently procrastinating
>>218833743You were raped lol.
>>218833743Favorite period in history?
>>21883374367 molested 67 67
>>218833743How much money have you made trading?
>>218833755colonial history as that is what ive studied the most. kind of a weird question though considering im not bias toward any one period of history, i find all of it intriguing.
Can you help us find Isabella? Isabella, aged 14, was last seen in Marsfield on Tuesday, 27 January 2026.
>>218833767
>>218833755When his foster brother shoved his dick in his mouth
why does he only post the fit ones
>>218833797better question is what he does with them after kidnapping them
did he actually get raped by his brother
>>218833779Well, how much? You talk about it a lot so I'm assuming it's a lot.
>>218833807yes he did loli'd feel bad for him and probably mock him far less if he wasn't an actual paedophile.
*Glanton spat*
Worried about the future My future is already bad enough but on a macro scale i can’t see things getting better
Will be so funny when he inevitably reveals he hasn't made much money at all, likely much less than the £45k RBRSmong made in less than a year investing in four stocks.
>>218833678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMlFYl6u1H4
That bad eh
Worried about nothingMy nothing is already nothing enough but on a macro scale i can’t see nothing getting nothing
John Marston as a player character is apparently different from John Marston as an NPC in RDR2. Apparently Rockstar got lazy and just redesigned Arthur to look like John. Too much time and effort spent on the horse shitting animations I suppose.
>>218833880Cena was basically the patron saint of all us white kids from poor areas in the 00s/10s
>>218833907he looks weird because they just put his face on arthur's body
Listening to vashti bunyan and braiding flowers into my hair
>>218832989That's because you're phone posting
>>218832827How many spikes on a star on the Aussie flag?
>>218833945i'm not
Stars have points not spikes
>>218833973Lucky. >>218833980Yes, that is what infuriates me about the captcha too.
Todays eats:>breakfast Black coffee, vape>lunchBanana, apple, cashew nuts>dinnerRamen with veggies and tempeh
I can feel myself getting smarter with each 4chan post that I make.
ummie wummie
gummie wummie
>>218834047well it's at the expense of the rest of us lad
if you say subscribe in a youtube video the subscribe button lights upwow
ummy bummied
oomie woomie
Day 2 or 3 of /Cocaine/ and /NoSleep/ ATM. WHAT A LIFE!
>>218834116Tune status?
>>218834116good lad
me can't believe it not custard
>>218834192screm
every song is about love
>>218834229What about 'F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)' by American R&B songstress Frankee? That wasn't loving at all
>>218834258love of a certain kind
I love you /brit/
>>218834229not this onehttps://genius.com/Throbbing-gristle-hamburger-lady-lyrics
>>218834317why
>>218834345Love doesn’t have a why
I did not care for Harry Potter
>>218834317i love you too!
>>218834345admired ur arse for a while now i have
Britaholic me
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Had a dream I had a son and I was walking up to the door of a mansion in the woods with a bunch of ivy on it and he started crying when I knocked on the door and then I remembered I don't have a son and the homeowners will think I'm a pedo and then I looked up at a rafter and woke up
>>218834363bit gay
Nostradamus predicted this
>>218834368had the exact same dream yesterday
>>218833242>don't be a rapist>doom your bloodline to live in england not Australia Really is no karma
>>218834370um i meant admired your posts ahah HA
You would have all committed silverside years ago without whacky bruce to entertain you
>>218834384I believe it
i'm an iconi'm the moment
>>218834398Get it bitch
*pulls down my pants*
sick to bastard death of summerit's too fucking hot
>>218834422>summer in nz runs from december to februaryjust mental
right then well that's anon pantless then*sticks 2 fingers inside* need to check for polyps you see
>>218834422It’s been nothing but rain over most the country for weeks mate
>>218834398No you aren't cock boy, this guy is: >>218834414
wonder how many hip hop music videos have had the "old white person is shocked by rap" gimmick
>>218834439wasn't complaining about the heat when it was raining was Igoober
>>218834453um
>>218834460that's him done then
not tired at all
>>218834487Great, you want a prize?
>>218834500if you have one that would be great, cheers
>>218834502This came up on my feed too :0
British people be like youchube
*sets alarm for one hour from now*
>>218834502What’s my boy pengest munch done now
>>218834555kek we do be like that
got the Greep on
Barbara Durkin's musky tuppence
I actually got banned from /a/ for posting a soyjak in the Dragon Ball Super threadBit much considering 90% of posts there are shitflinging/posting
>>218834433Reckon it's a bit weird to not have christmas and summer holidays in one big go to have a distinct break in between years
>>218834460I kneel
>>218834614>Australian summer holidays occur during the warmest months of December to February, featuring a 6-7 week school break from mid-December to early FebruaryMENTAL
>>218834601On vice lord I do not give a fuck
>>218834652on poop
alabama arkansas
i'm just a girli'm literally just a girlie girl's girl
>>218834635See, it's really how its supposed to be. Not a short break over christmas then a mid year summer break
>>218834708and I'm just a manA big beer belly shit smelling grotesque man
>>218834718it does sound good to be fair
they call him the raping blob
Might sell my body for money
the poo always floats to the top
whats a good game to mindlessly mong out to whilst watching youtube and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd_Kti6jvy8
>>218834806Assassins creed up to and not including unity
UK Record temperatures>high of 40°c, low of -27°cNZ record temperatures>high of 42°c, low of -25°c
I should have had a son when I was 17/18, a couple more years and he would take over supporting my neet lifestyle after my parents pass away
I watched scarface and i did not care for itIt was just a weird wog self insert where an angry retard acts angry and retarded and it somehow works out for a bit until his retardation catches up with him
>>218834852It’s a really bad movie and I think most people with an iq above 80 agree
>>218834832>high of 42°cdont remember that ever happening
>>218834864Does it say in your lifetime?
>>218834868done him
Hunger protests have to be oje of the stupidest ideas ever come up withWhat are they going to do just keep bringing you food until you get really hungry and eat it
>>218834885Ali G
>>218834868do you take everything so literally. was clearly joking around
>>218834902Just ‘yank’ing your chain mate
Why did we stop yelling 'is anybody here a doctor?' When theres a medical emergency like they did in the 50s
>>218834919about when nons were allowed to be doctors
>>218834919did we stop doing that?
>>218834919died out in the 90s didn't theyall got dutch elm disease
>>218834919youd get arrested for helping these days
>>218834902You need to settle down mate
Here we all are then The lads
Not me, I'm watching Civil War (2024) in 1080p
What habits do you have?
dogbergwalktoil loometh
>>218829912You ever discussed history with your Uber driver
>>218834952it's just the one lad, actually
>>218834967What dog do you have?
massive wanker me
>>218834965see>>218834980
>talk to my Bangladeshi Uber driver >Being drunk I said eastern Pakistani>I tell him that his country was once part of Pakistan >He talks about his grandpa used to remember when British ships were in port >We talk about the history of sub continent >He is shocked that I know that bengal was the first Indian territory ruled by Britian
>>218834973four legs, hairy, wet nose.
>>218834997Sounds like a cat to me
Have a cold again الله جيد
>>218835017which ones shit in the house?
>Take a Pecok, breke his necke, and cut his throte, And fle him, the skyn and the ffethurs together, and the hede sti to the skyn of the nekke, And kepe the skyn and the ffethurs hole togiders; drawe him as an hen, And kepe the bone to the necke hole, and roste him, And set the bone of the necke aboue the broche, as he was wonte to sitte a-lyve, And abowe the legges to the body, as he was wonte to sitte a-lyve; And whan he is rosted ynowe, take him of, And let him kele; And then wynde the skyn wit the fethurs and the taile abought the body, And serve him forthe as he were a-live; or elle pu him dry, And roste him, and serve him as thou doest a henne.
>>218835020BOTH. You got served.
>>218834921cool photo
>>218835029read this easily
>>218835034COULD BE A BADGER. Sent that dish back to the kitchen.
>>218835039luv it me
mad how relentlessly grim my life is
so this is rorke
>>218835069
wish I could have a pet fennec fox
>>218835085screaming why does he look like that
>>218835091his real dad was ray mears
Bradley Walsh stood over you legs spread wide in a domineering way laughing at you
My only exposure to someone northe england was a fat man giving his half Taiwanese kid beer because he thought it would be funny and his wife freaking out
>>218835091chinese
>>218834993I remember talking with an old woman about the time she took a boat from New Zealand to England and how Indians weren't allowed on the same parts of the ship as the white passengers
>>218835124I mean the Uber driver was so impressed he tried to set me up with his daughter but I declined they both were overly excited I knew about the history of bengal
please make fuck to my daughter sir
Skeet busting a nonce in front of his wife
the 9/10 supervisor is on shift today so I'm going to actually shave for once
poo zeland
