Centreville, Maryland editionOld >>218826385
anyone got 47 dollars i can borrow or 34 or 7
Democracy in Bongland
Another snow storm coming. More dead Yankees. The South can't stop winning.
>>218831764Very nice, a lot of people don't like fish stew or soup but I think it's very good.
Was this one of you guys?
I can't stop eating. This is my fourth meal today.
>>218831814Let's see that belly
The south goes into a panic when they get snow
>>218831814
>>218831831Me
>>218831831Proof?
Why didn't ICE go into poultry factories and arrest hundreds of illegals at a time instead of doing WWE exhibitions against libtards? Now it's over and you have nothing to show for it.
There are threads on /n/ that are over a year old.
took a huge ass vape hit and started coughing, glad there were no hoes around to give the ick to
>>218831875w-w-what's the N stand for anon?
>>218831896Nobody's fault but minehttps://youtu.be/la-zf2TgCjw
>>218831793Yeah I don't know much about making it but when my parents stopped by my mom stewed some salmon with lentils, squash, and spinach. It's good, especially with toasted homemade bread
>>218831875used to be some that were older but there was that thing that deleted a few boards a bit over a year ago
I hate MAGATS. I hate them in my state. I hate them in my cunt. If I see an old lady MAGAT mouthing off, I will break her god damned jaw. You need to fly yourselves back to Europe chuds. You are no longer allowed here.
I haven't posted here in a whole week and i haven't been happier and im just coming by to say that i am leaving, goodbye forever
people just say shit this retarded and expect to be believed>>218831426
>>218831920*Starts twerking*
You're a zionist mexican
>>218831905Good chune, its weird but he sounds a lot like David Covardale in Deep Purple here.>>218831912>stewed some salmon with lentils, squash, and spinachThat does sound good.
can i marry your sister?
>>218831953No, she's his.
>>218831953She's fat
>>218831953Yes I sent you a photo in your guys thread
>>218831925Good for you fren.
>>218831875fc5 was peak kinoshan’t buy it thoughbeit because of 3rd party drm
>>218831925i’m here to tell you right now we don’t care. we don’t care
>>218831846
Damn real nigga shit right herehttps://youtu.be/i5dPMl5rYkU
>>218831925
farting up a storm
>>218831984That's way up North. It's been in the 60s and 70s where I'm at.
just bought runescape membership, i'm going on a trip tomorrow and i got runey on the phone
>>218831995I only posted it this morning though
>>218831937shake that money maker
>>218832017Why are you still here then?
>>218831766Every single headline that comes out of the UK is dystopian, the jews must really hate them even more than most other goyim
>>218831963i did not see that could you please repost
spent $100 on stalker merch from ukraine i know my family will laugh at me when it comes and call me stupid for spending that much on it
My tummy hurts after eating this
>>218831920I think this is what Pretti said to the ICE fatties
>>218832036this is so me at the club
>>218832033its hard to say goodbye
>>218832021https://youtu.be/jB4t4-4xHPA
>>218832051Mfer eating plastic wire, beef, and broccoli with a glass of milk
>>218832078zesty nigga
>>218832078For me? It's 'Strictly for my N.I.G.G.A.Z"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAtqb3T5CHE&list=OLAK5uy_m2ELjHi847nz9RSsUw4hU40AsyUMClD8M
I was raped by trump in the summer of 97
I am a 35 y/o boomer
Mouth tastes terrible and I can't stop shitting water
i’m a real life honest to god truecel
>>218832152I would punch your soilennial face. I would grab what's left of your hair and knee you right in the mouth.
>>218832152That's not a boomer
>>218832174okay but why?
Somewhere in the world a woman is being murdered right now and depending on what country it's happening in it will be a coin toss (or less) as to whether anyone ever finds out what happened to her.
>>218832152can i marry your sister
>>218832184not my problem
What's up?
https://litter.catbox.moe/yz0crh72f7zd1eif.jpgThe smell of this Canadian boy's butt is like walking into a quality bakery. It's sweet, yeasty and there's loads of cinnamon and nutmeg. Like a high quality cinnamon roll this boy's butt fills the nostrils with a warm scent
Does the O button (playing on ps2) do nothing at all in Viewtiful Joe
i’m like a dog i can just tell when a nigga is no good within seconds of being exposed to them
>>218832204in bed waiting for sleep, you?
>>218832204Comfy af where is that?
Anybody know what this is?
>>218832051Had to run to the bathroom with diarrhea after making that post. Washed my butt in the shower and I'm gonna go read a book and fall asleep now
>>218832215Zoom vfx power
>>218832051What is it?
>>218832187Bro aren't the women there more attractive then here?
>>218832222Drinking beer in front of the corner store with the homies >>218832223Las Juntas y Los Veranos
>>218832232Fast forward is R1, Zoom in is holding the right trigger up
>>218832235Steak and broccoli and noodles and milk and butter
>>218832249amazing view, are the homies Mexican? Tell them greetings from Bulgaria, one day ill come and have tacos and cerveza
If you kill animals for fun I unironically think you should be shot and killed
niggas be gaming out here
Mexico is a nice land. Shame about the inhabitants.
>>218831766>Shahid Butt
>>218832245no women in my village
here's something to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uXzxgeoH8s
Im thinking anime
>>218832227
>>218832295Zutt*
>thinking>animepick 1 and only 1
>>218832310My memories start when I was 4, I was never molested.
>>218832277So fishers and hunters?
i've adopted a form of grammar that whenever i'm talking about evil or vice, i use feminine pronouns to describe hypothetical persons involved.
>>218832327>it happened before the age of 4so that's why you're so fucked up
>>218831690Jason's German cousin Jasson
I'm so full of Shepherd's pie
>>218832292That's what I look like posting on /cum/
>>218832386You'll be full of this dick soon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression
>>218832367This is definitely Jason: >>218832380
My first memory was from when I was 3, I remember we had adopted a cat, it was an illegal cat though some sort of ocelot mix, it was mean as shit but I loved it so much, and we had a dog as well and the cat would chase the dog, and so I was chasing the cat that was chasing the dog and my mother was doing dishes and the dog and cat ran in front of her legs and I tried to as well and she dropped a plate, it didn't break it was made out of one of those old 80s or 90s materials that's probably banned now for causing mega cancer, but anyway the plate dropped on my head and it hurt and that's I remember it like made me realize I was something, my ears were ringing and everything was in pain, I remember seeing the whole room at once like I was looking in third person or had ascended for just a second and I remember thinking that I hated the tile floor we had and it all started there
>>218832036The story of this guy is so funny
I'm up to my asshole in assholes
>>218832439How the fuck do you know you were 3 years old specifically?
>mfw all the cancerous tripfags and namefags have gone to bed for the night
>LOOK it's a picture of Hitler petting a heckin' doggo hahah see he wasn't SO bad right?He dragged Europe, Japan, Russia, and America into a war that killed millions of bright young men and obliterated thousands of historical monuments and writings, yes he was that bad you disingenuous cocksucker
>>218832273Yeah, I am the only gringo
I remember things from probably 3-5 but I have no idea how old I was specifically or what orders the memories happened in. The only reason I know I was less than 5 years old is because that's when we moved out of the state of the house we were in
Im slowly transitioning
>>218832458I only hate him for his hubris. If you're going to take a gamble that big, don't mess up. Now he's doomed us all
>He's white
>>218832458Hitler won the war and conquered Europe and everyone had accepted it and was happy and ready to move on and the jews in the UK and US spazzed out.
>>218832486behind the mask of a jewish face is a grinning yellow toothed blue blood anglo
>leftoid retard faggot randomly starts screeching about Hitler for no reasonsad. many such cases.
i’ve become obsessed with reading the substack journals of early 20s foids larping as intellectuals and world travelers
Changed my name to Barbados Pitzer
>>218832451Because we moved out of that house when I was 5 and that was 2 years before, I'm not saying I remember every single thing ever that's my earliest memory though it was in that house I remember the living room very well as well honestly I've thought about recreating it in my own house but I don't know where you would find that old hardwood furniture from the 70s my parents had in good condition, maybe it's a sign I should get in to woodwork, I'm about at that age when having a shitty shop in your garage seems appropriate, it was this very nice L shaped couch with paired with another L shaped couch and they had this big table in the middle made with all these different colors of woods with the TV hung on the wall opposite, they had friends over to watch the game a lot and everyone would be laid out on the couches
Changed my name to Bloodcotto Pfizer
>>>/gif/30178397tonight's fap
>>218832467kino
>>218832543kekd
>>218832543The virgin thing is stupid i know lots of non virgin chuds. I mean, I am a virgin but I'm just saying that's not something all chuds are
Don't hover over the link!!!
Holy f*ck CaseOH is streaming live right now!
>>218832543I am a 35 y/o married boomer thoughbeit
>>218832543only got 6 but i’m still a truechud
>>218832577I only watch dangheesling and jerma
why do people think this gets posted ironically. it's not. you're not welcome here. get out.
>>218832592What about the burnt peanut
>>218832592whats your favorite jerma stream? i loke all his itch.io horror ones
>>218832593Make me daddy
it's HITLER's fault that WW2 started with the joint german/soviet invasion of poland!no one else was involved, AND DO NOT MENTION THE BOLSHEVIKS
Any girls here? I need advice
>>218832543
Do trans women count?
>>218832601didn't even know who this was until the game awards and still don't really, I am simply disconnected from streamer culture>>218832606Casino inc or that arcade simulator game are both peaks with the seaman stream being a close runner up
>>218832635the fact that you’re even asking this question in 2026 shows how far we still have to go
>>218832593Just post women, they will seethe and leave. Works every time.
>local pig literally said: "its our culcha" when asked about subhumans at night overspeeding (showing off) where they shouldn't No it fucking isn't, thats not normal youfucking incompetent cocksuckers, 1 trillion curses for these fucking meathead cunts, these are the fuckers getting hired to protect and serve the goddamn community? JESUS FUCK MAN
>>218832645True, still a long way to go for total trans acceptance.
>>218832658How melanated are these individuals in question?
>>218832657lorda mercy
>>218832693We love some big tits, don't we /cum/bros?
>>218832657only real white women turn pink from the sun like this. stinky southern euros need not apply
>>218832702of course
>>218832714pink women are goddesses
My Amazon package is out for delivery. Also I just ordered some slop. O i am a happy boy.
>>21883222730 year old man calling it his "butt" is insane
i wouldnt mind sucking on some boobies like slurp slurp
The riffs in 25 Years by pantera are so good
I'd like to get a pet dog but I feel like I would just disappoint it.
>>218832714What about the super fair-skinned asians? (pic unrelated)
In 1998, Danes was declared persona non grata by Filipino officials. Restrictions imposed on Danes involved a ban from entering Manila or the Philippines and a prohibition on distribution of her films in the region. The ban came after Danes said Manila, the capital of the Philippines where she had filmed Brokedown Palace, "smelled of cockroaches, with rats all over, and that there is no sewage system, and the people do not have anything – no arms, no legs, no eyes". Danes later apologized for her remarks, but the country refused to lift the ban.
>>218832227Reading a book until you fall asleep is comfy as fuck. I like pairing the activity with a weed+nic vape however, for maximum comfiness.
>>218832785Does a dog help to meet women?
>>218832783yep, also very proto djent track
>>218832715Based Bulgar, Basil never shoulda blinded you guys
I have a severe fap/porn addiction that has only gotten worse over time. It has gotten to the point where I can't go without getting off for more than two hours before feeling anxious, dizzy and sometimes nauseous. It's not pleasure, it's a bodily need, a chore that I get over with by watching porn while setting my vibrating fleshlight to max speed on my limp cock. I can't remember the last time I got fully hard.My condition has turned me into a social recluse but I still go to college because my parents will kick me out if I don't. My days were wake up, jerk off, drive to college while eating a snack, jerk off (it's a 45 min drive), take the first class, jerk off, take another class, jerk off, take the last class, jerk off before heading home. My ED means I rarely climax in under an hour which means I was missing a third of my classes, half on really bad days. My grades were abysmal so I changed my strategy: instead of going to the bathroom to fap I was now getting to the classroom 15 minutes early so I could get the seat all the way to the back, pull my pants and underwear down, stick my dick in my fleshlight at low speed, cover myself with a blanket and put on porn on my phone wearing a single BT earphone so I can listen to the class, then leave after everyone else. There were a few close calls but I made it even though it made me feel sick. It's hard looking at women in the eye while you are watching another getting gagged and double fisted.That all changed yesterday. I got cocky and didn't wash it for a couple of days. Everyone noticed the smell and they brought a janitor mid class. They asked us to leave and I wouldn't stand up. I broke down crying before the teacher finally figured it out and told me to get dressed and never step a foot on her classroom again. I didn't attend classes today out of fear of what might happen.How over is it? I've never felt worse and all I know is I need to jerk off.
>>218832792Thirdies are very sensitive when you call their shithole countries shitholes.
>The riffs in 25 Years by pantera are so good
>>218832809no that's too big
>>218832814Very good post. Everyone in this thread you read this.
>>218832828That's not what I look like
>>218832809insane>Basil never shoulda blinded you guysgotta admit, he was very creative in his cruelty
>>218831831Their buildings and infrastructure aren't designed for it. I'd be worried too if my insulation sucked, my heating was weak and my city didn't own plows.
JESSICA is handling my food delivery tonight :)
>>218832829We already agreed... gays are NOT welcome.>>218832840Byzantines really loved disfiguring people
Wow. Just wow.
>>218832859Looks Viet 2me>Beastie BoysLmao look at this jewish unc
>>218832859Everyone who uses food delivery services supports immigration from third world countries.Get your own food, lazy cunt!
>>218832861Damn that face though. Eugh.
>>218832861>Byzantines really loved disfiguring peopleIt wasn't just that, he left them alive so they could return to the villages and he knew people would have to take care of them which requires resources and time. Very strategic cruelty.
>>218832873Beastie boys are cool
>>218832867Most of you guys voted for this jew cock sucker.
I want to live in Appalachia
>>218832867>Tablet MagazineLol something funny about this jew outlet is that they published a story about how DEI and other stuff has pushed White millennial males and White Gen Z males out of any sort of prestige positions. The comments were full of jews SEETHING about why a jew outlet published a nazi article. Spiteful bunch those jews!
>>218832903When I was a kid I saw a WWII veteran sniper on the History channel talking about how it was better to wound than to kill because it used more resources and inflicted more psychological damage and I thought that was badass
>>218832925Yo, we can share a holler.
>That's not what I look like
>>218832814
rather have fags itt than this german nigger desu senpai
You look like this
>>218832942Pulling the shotgun out on those Yankee outsiders
>>218832938exactly
Just prepared my final cup of coffee for the night
>>218832894Perfectly fine, especially compared with the ugly hags /cum/ likes to post
we used to build things.
>>218832978Do you think I could touch her abs if I asked nicely
>>218832964How about neither?
>>218832964You can't say that word. Jannies are very sensitive about racial slurs.>>218832967Yee-haw, I will develop a fent adddiction and should regularly hit the meth pipe.
>>218832985If you're a chad, sure.
>>218833004I'm 700 lbs and bedridden
There's never gonna be another good thing to happen to me for the rest of my life
>>218832991Ar cul'tchur ain't no costume, boy
>>218833013Make-a-wish type situation might work then
>>218833013>I wash myself with a rag on a stick
You know what? I don't think I like your attitude.
Are we hyped for Valentine's day? This general will be empty for sure.
>>218833023Probably true so try hard not to second guess whether the previous things that happened were actually good
>>218833054It's a Saturday this year, the general will unironically be dead
>>218833067For sure. Everyone will be at the clubs.
a BOMB cyclone storm is about to hit NYC
>>218833082I knew electing Mamdani was a mistake
POW right in the kisser
>>218833093then why did you vote for him?
I've never in my entire life had a Valentine
>>218833054>Are we hyped for Valentine's day?no :(
>>218833106Well it's time to ask her to be your valentine
>>218833104To hasten the decline of Jew York city with a gay moselm thirdie. Accelerationism o algo
>>218833106>>218833111Same
polfags are somehow more obnoxious than gayfags
Do incels in China have it worse? https://youtube.com/@zazainchina
>>218833163Is she the teacher or student?
>>218833082imagine a tornado picks up a bunch of nuclear bombs and just swirls into NYC and the entire city is vaporized along with every wretched godless cretin therebut God is not so giving. he insists we suffer their presence.
>>218833163Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?
>>218833170There is a huge male surplus in China and India.
>>218833178She's the teacher. The student was 17
Drinking beer out of a plastic cup because my mom somehow sprayed the can with hairspray
I thought you wanted to stop drinking.
>>218833163oh no...that poor boy...
>>218833201... Drinking so.much
there are thousands of latent serial killers out there who are pacified by weed + video games
cummies im back
>>218832984I would rather have 1 billion Raguveerapanjalakshmi Subramaniyakumars in my country than help 5 vets
>>218833181according to gaytheists this exact event happens in another universe
>>218833212My city has an active serial known as the skin freak. He's been skinning people and supposedly wears their flesh.
>>218833189One time my mom somehow accidentally blocked my phone number on her phone. Makes me think of the typical boomer that somehow accidentally factory resets their phone or changes the system language to Urdu. How people manage to do that I don't know. My mom didn't know either.
it seems the only way to quit drinking would be to ghost all my friends and move to a new town to start fresh
>>218833223Eat cowshit then!
feeling that reflux in my tummy
Your mom set her phone language to Urdu because she is a Paki and not because she is retarded.
My shits have been rock solid since i quit drinking.
I'm an unc and 2019 never ended for me I still play minecraft like 2012 and still have an active tumblr, and yet you chuds can't even get pussy
Bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINZoJTuy4o
for my money it's sheetz
I miss the Spanish anon.
>>218833339which one?
I have a first date tomorrow.
Zoomers are so lame
>>218833359normoid scum
>>218833359Make sure to dump the body in a safe area anon
>>218833349The one from Galicia. He was here two days ago.
Try to imagine my cum hitting your face
>>218833359I already fucked her.
I'm accepting calls
>>218833359nice, good luck bro
>>218833386i'm not a normie and i don't think she is, either. we met and spent about an hour talking about anime and vidya.>>218833424desu i'm not even nervous, not because i'm confident it'll go well, but because i'm confident i'll fuck it up and so there's no reason to be worried.
Anime and Video games are relatively normie now
>>218833449>i'm not a normieI'm sure you are. What's your sexual history? How many partners have you had? How many dates have you had?
>>218833449>i'll fuck it up and so there's no reason to be worried.nah you'll be fine
>>218833226wtf
>>218833226What city is this
>>218833226Must be Gayson
I wish a 50 year old obese indian man would catfish me for valentine's day
>>218833543I can make that happen if you want
How to clear compacted earwax?
Sometimes I feel like you guys don't enjoy your life
>>218833465For me, the hardest part is right at the end. Apparently, most women want you to kiss them at the end of a first date, but I have absolutely no idea how to set that moment up. I've seen it happen a million times in movies, but I've never really been able to do it IRL.
>>218833619I alternate between "my life is pretty good" and "holy shit I want to fucking kill myself" like every 30 minutes
>>218833641this
Should I have fish or eggs?
>>218833656fish imo
>>218833656fish eggs
He's right you know.
Is it sad hours
Gay how employers want to offshore jobs instead of training new grads
>>218833692i should adopt more political stances that zero people will agree with
>>218833623When you feel this is the moment for a kiss - thats when you do it, its intuitive.
And there it is.This right here.Yall need to understand that you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.I mean... if you really want to fuck around and find out, then go off, king.
I feel in this moment a kiss
Blacks and Muslims share the same struggles. All Blacks should revert to Islam.
What if instead of normal cum when you ejaculated one singe big sperm the size of an egg came out and started bouncing and flopping around and you'd have to step on it or kill it with a hammer before flushing it down the commode
>>218833746I can't, I can never tell the right moment, I HAVE to ask her first
Jasonesque post ^^
women be like i wanna see the world and then they go to australia
>>218833770>I HAVE to ask her firstThey don't usually like that. It's worked for me a couple times, but it gives most women the ick.
>>218833761Isn't Nation of Islam about this?
>>218833763This is kind of like how fruit flies cum, they have one giant sperm 20 times the length of their body
>>218833787That's too bad, I can't get over it, like it's literally impossible for me to kiss a woman without asking unless we're already established as a pair who kisses
>>218833801it must feel so good to nut that thing out
There are over 40 Holocaust museums in America in 2026.
>>218833801did you really need to post this
>>218833836>he doesn't appreciate the marvels of nature
>>218833836Don't be a prude
>>218833833>not even one for every state
>>218833801Very good post. Share more facts about animal cum!
suffering a headache rn
Jordan Peterson's daughter is very ugly. Do normalfags actually think she's hot just because she wears slutty clothes and dyes her hair blonde?If you actually look at her face she looks like a goblin.
>>218833851not YET.we must identify the antisemitic states and shame them until they have at least one dedicated museum
normalize being a disaffected friendless extremist chudcel
You guys did prep for hyper-inflation right?
>>218833872She looks good in that picture.
>>218833872https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHSsr0xOmE8
built my lego set but there was a missing piece and i found out that lego sends replacement pieces no questions asked
>>218833872Nobody thinks she were hot. She looks OK for a Canadian woman.
>>218833872That whole family is weird and gross.
>>218833886I haven't bought LEGO since I was a child but honestly that never used to be a problem. Can't say I ever got a set that was missing a piece, though a few times I'd end up with a few extra bits.
>>218833896same and it was literally the very last piece i needed
Having a dream like that is really weird and publicly admitting it makes it even weirder.
>>218833916I think most people have dreams of a similar level of weirdness, but keep it private
>>218833916that nigga is seriously fucked in the head. plus he now works for the (((Daily Wire)))
bought this set of energy drinks from ukraine
>>218833947That seemed like a good expenditure of $100 to you did it
>>218833958is it not?
>>218833916what the fuck
Just read something that made me angry
its gonna take a god damn month to get my energy drinks
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