Ice is nice but rice is thrice the price.

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You ever get some pussy? I haven't

>>218834173
I have never even gazed upon naked female breasts in the flesh

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Alright, this is a grapefruit, I know it looks like shit, but some dude just shared one with me and it was fucking awesome.

>>218834211
I have but it was a skinny chick with acups and they were more or less like a dudes chest

already sick of this mama shit

>>218834219
>but some dude just shared one with me and it was fucking awesome.
Lol just like that?

Baby need diaper change noaw I made stinky

I’m the guy who asked if I should have fish or eggs. I had fish.

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>>218834320
Yeah

>>218834320
You guys dont gift fruits randomly?

Man, uncle got in a fight with his wife and grandmother wanted him to move with me, it will be an interesting month.

We should all tripfag

Im thinking about joining mime school

Feenin for a brown bitch rn so bad bros

>>218834403
only brings negative attention

t. tripfag in another gen

Why was it so common for kids to go to karate classes? I guess it was just something to do. I went for one class and told my dad I wasn't interested

>>218834482
boomers watched 80s action movies with chinese people doing fake fighting and were like "my son should learn how to fight"

Chicken can be a little pink right

>>218834496
The costco rotisserie always has a little hint of pink but I assume the reason why is because they cook it at the exact right temp

In general though now you should cook it through

I’m legitimately ready to die at 22. Went on a walk and thought it through - I really don’t want anything else from life. Came home. My little sister ran up to my room and said she just came up to see me. Talked to me about Minecraft, cats, and a bunch of other stuff for like 2 hours.

Going to move out soon, like in a few months. I don’t know what to do now.

>>218834403
You can also name or avatar... fag.

>sick for a few days earlier in the month, not puking but very uncomfortable and nauseated
>only been better for 12 days and now my father is coughing, puking, and moaning like someone hit him with a baseball bat
if i get sick again so soon im gonna be so fucking pissed
im only supposed to get sick once every few years

>>218834514
Wow that sounds a lot like me

>>218834496
I overcook because I worry

i'm starting to think philly cheesesteak is the best food humans have invented. now, saying that, you'd think i just had a really great sandwich right? actually, no. it's because all other food seems to improve when patterned after it. there's a place here that serves a cheesesteak style pizza, and it's their best menu item. i tried a can of pringles flavored like it, and they're great. a coworker even treated us to hotdogs styled like them a long time ago, and those were delicious too. i will continue to pursue this track of research. i'd like to thank the symposium for its time.

Couldn't sleep so I got up.

>>218834496
I remember when my KFC used to be shit till and had pink chicken often.

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yanks when they get an inch of snow be like

nigga talking about he's ready to die ive seen it all and he hasn't even gone on a drug and hooker bender in thailand

>>218834525
What do you plan on doing about it?

>>218834559
Live life as usual I guess

cumbum brosss

>>218834534
I love cheesesteaks. Probably my favorite sandwich.

stop emulating luka

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Thank god I'm a MILFchad....

>>218834577
what's illegal about this

I’m not even an anti-tattoo guy. But some bitches just go waaayyy overboard with the tattoos and piercings and shit. I see a pretty girl who is just covered in dogshit tattoos and it just makes me cringe.

>>218834596
ive told girls i would date them if they lazered some shitty tattoo off and thats an insta block lol

>>218834577
do you self-insert as the milf?

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its over

>>218834581
You see, he teaches SIXTH GRADE which means he was taking advantage of the 18 year old high school girl with his authority over her as a SIXTH GRADE teacher.

Flyover creek shitter conservatoids aren't human and their states are hell.

>>218834606
I insert myself into the MILF

Gonna try jerking off again before getting in ze shower before momberg gets home.

>>218834577
Is that Turkey Tom

>>218834514
Cherish your family faggot
Try to find some meaning and solace in life

>>218834618
Play with my pussy please

>>218834603
Oh yeah they take it very personally haha.

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>>218834581

>>218834629
post your vagina

Knocking down pieces of ice from the side of your house feels good

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>>218834610
its not abuse its just a cringe pairing

Only thing more pathetic than being Jason is trying to be Jason

is this the most kino moment in all of anime history?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMMvLQu1xMQ

I've been thinking about alternative history lately.

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Gonna do a few blinkers, get my music going, and hop in ze shower. Anyone else bring their Bluetooth speaker into the washroom with them when they shower? Getting high always makes music sound better too, and a shower more enjoyable. After that I'll do a bit of journalling and then hunker down with a book.

>>218834704
What is alternative history?

>>218834704
Yeah, it's really cool how The Velvet Underground invented alternative rock in 1967

>>218834751
Like if aliens invaded during WWII and all of a sudden the Allies & the Axis had to unite together to fight the alien invaders.

>>218834751
Kek whoops I meant alternate.

>>218834740
id do that if i didn't live with other people

>>218834764
Well my mom is still at work so

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>>218834760
Yea. Or what if Europe looked like this. Etc.

>>218834761
>>218834769
If anything in the timeline was different no one in this general would exist because a different sperm would have fertilized a different egg and someone else would have been born in their place

>>218834596
my dislike of them has more to do with ladies that look like post malone. if a gal has a long, artistic sleeve tattoo, or a mural on her back that clearly took multiple sessions and a lot of consideration, fine. pretty. maybe even interesting. but those women who are just *covered* in stupid little doodles and slogans, and you can tell they're always adding more, danger will robinson. you are looking at a collection of sexual diseases, drug habits, or both.

A girl I work with never finishes her food. She ALWAYS has to leave one bite remaining, whether it's a granola bar, ice cream, a whole meal, anything.
She said in high school some kids pressured her into finishing a meal and she literally threw up

>>218834085
This movie is great but I don't think it's the greatest horror movie of all time like a lot of people do.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Wicker Man, and A Nightmare On Elm Street are all better

Nearly 60% of people under 18-35 are unemployed or working gigs.
At some point you have to admit it's not their fault.

>>218834793
I feel>>218834798
bad for her

>>218834798
>Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Never seen it, but if I see some guy with a chainsaw I'd just shoot him.

I texted back please respond. What are my chances I get pussy?

>>218834817
I hope you didn't do that

>>218834222
Good night Mama lover! <3

>>218834085
remember to watch the thing this year before it gets warm
open up the windows at night so it's nice and cold too

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>>218834778
No. My rules say we all exist

>>218834813
even if he was just doing yardwork?

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>>218834837
Too late

>>218834312
It’s honestly better than anything else on this board. Don’t like it ignore it.

>>218834783
Yeah exactly, that’s what I meant. I’m not repulsed by all tattoos. Just the ones where it looks like they got a bunch of random bullshit doodles all over their body.

>>218834841
are these the world superpowers

>>218834803
She's fine, it's just a bizarre quirk. It's just the last bite that she can't eat

>>218834860
Yes.

>>218834842
Yeah.

>>218834841
China getting smaller makes no sense

let's make a joke together:
why don't house spiders ever leave the house?

>>218834881
they're afraid of blacks

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>>218834872
They broke free when the Qing collapsed.

>>218834085
>Got drunk
>Took Uber
>He was from bengal
>Joke he is eastern Pakistani
>He at first gives me a weird look
>Then explains he is shocked that I know what east and west Pakistan was

>>218834907
Why does Japan not have Korea, Taiwan, and the Sakhalin islands?

>>218834907
Ignore the union jack on Hainan. Thats PRC territory.

>>218834917
the mostly worldly american

>>218834926
It's after WW2.

>>218834881
they're recluses ;D

My furnace is so fucking noisy one day hopefully it will explode killing me instantly.

>>218834944
Legit the weirdest shit that happened was that I talked to guy from Iran and I was able to tell him I knew what Zoroastrianism is and that Rome and persia had a war for 700 years

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Handsome squidward lookin ahh bitch

>>218834979
where the gif of her sitting on her dads lap

>>218834959
>furnace
Like in my video games

>>218834959
I texted her "so what's your bodycount?" was that smart thank you

what would you actually do if you were a pajeet? a race hated by all races.

>>218834944
i was hanging out with some hippy-ish friends of mine like, ten years ago. and a documentary was on about the the yugoslav-croatian conflict. the guy buddy said, "what's the difference? why are they fighting still?" now granted, they were stoned, and i probably had some alcohol in me myself, but me and the girl there both shot a glance at each other, like "this mitherfucker is RETARDED." haha you KNOW you're a dope if a booze loser and a stoner girl are expressing wordless disdain.

>>218835006
Jews are the most hated pipos

>>218834801
civil war is coming and its going to be a really good time. you wont even need 4chan considering how kino it will be.

just fucking demolished a 1/4lb of mild wings

>>218835033
>mild
Pussy

>>218834992
Yeah :)
>>218835004
I don’t know why you’re asking me but probably not

There are people that don't know how to swim.

>>218835065
i'm a land animal

>>218835065
I am one such person. Not gonna bother to learn now.

>>218834793
My mom never finishes drinks it's very weird. I cringe to think of all the milk she's wasted over ze years.

Every time I touch my laptop I get a shock

>>218835116
i've been suckling her milk
it didnt go to waste

>>218835103
Just lay on your back and float if you fall into water.
If it's rough water just rhythmically kick your legs and pull yourself forward with your arms until you can grab on to something

Talking stage makes me want to kill myself

>>218835065
Those people are all poor
My parents had me take swim lessons and took me to our public pool frequently

>>218835144
Yeah I mean I can sorta do that stuff. I can float and paddle myself along a little bit. I won’t instantly drown. But I’d be in trouble if I had to swim from one end of a pool to the other side.

Is we getting reparations

Momberg is bringing home McDicks.

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blody bastard sir

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>11°C tomorrow
Crazy.

>>218835179
Your family operates at a late hour

>>218835179
what do your order

>>218835191
>Hanspreet
>Hardeep
Do these names sound better with an Indian accent?

>>218835205
No..

>>218835006
Get a cute Indian girlfriend and tell whitey to fuck off

i could have had sex with like 8 different women if i didnt have whiskey dick after 3 drinks

>>218835193
Lol yeah.
>>218835196
A junior chicken, a McChicken, and an XL coffee w/ 2 cream

>>218835218
phoebe xoxo

Why are my fucking onions moldy

youtube really does omit shit from your subscriptions list and you gotta click the bell when you subscribe to a guy
found some shit i haven't watched in over a year because algorithm-tube decided not to show me

I am a troubled individual

>>218834979
shes fucking hideous holy

What do jackhammers even accomplish besides insane noise pollution?

>2 seeders
go fuck yourself

>>218835299
Makes my pussy wet

Yall motherfuckers need to make some more posts

y'all mothafuckas postin in a /cum/ thread

had my last game until im back a week probably 2 from now, its time for humiliation ritual, its over

>>218835355
fuck you talmbout boy

>>218835299
a typical township has noise bylaws for noisy equipment past 5pm or so, so it shouldn't be bothering you, assuming you have a job and are out all day

>>218835355
you playin deadlock bro queue up homie let's get it

>>218834979
She has a "I WILL BOTE, FOR DONAL TRUNK" looking face with the buccal fat removed.

BRAPPPP

>>218835369
It was bothering me earlier today, there was construction going on

>>218835233
I just don't get as hard. What really fucks me up is if I don't eat all day. Every time I have a blood test and fast for 12+ hours I end up not being able to do anything until 2 hours after eating.

>>218835402
aw well i hope you're better now
sorry that had to happen

>>218834979
holy

fucking

shit

What’s the hole on the underwear really for? I’ve never put my wiener though there.

>>218835438
but you could

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>>218835434
so this is me on the left thank you

>>218835438
So you don't have to get your pubes out

I'm a very anxious non-confrontational person irl
I wish i wasn't like this
I wish I was a cool guy who dgaf and takes everything lightly, but I'm not that person as much as I want to be

>>218834946
The Qing collapsed before WW2

You don't get independent Taiwan, Korea or Manchuria without WW2

Sort of exposing your lack of historical knowledge desu

>>218835454
Ok I just did. Balls too.

>>218835438
I pull my peepee through the hole to piss and to fap

I chugged my coffee and some of it came out my nose

>>218835367
visiting family

>>218835506
i chug coffee with nothing, just pure coffee, its very similar to pure tea since it basically is just bean tea

>>218835438
It's so you can jerk off into your cumsock for a no mess, no cleanup gooning experience.

>>218835438
i had mine sew shut since i'm in my underwear a lot and dont want it slipping out

>>218835480
In this timelime the Qing collapse let to a power vacuum and that's how they break free. Qing forces retreated into Manchuria. ROC was too busy trying to keep hold of China proper.

>>218835065
Did you know that black people actually have a harder time swimming because of differences in bone density?

That's why there's never ever any of them competing in it

My asshole burns
Bruh
Starts doing the robo-dance

It's the return of the penis

>>218834514
22 is too young to die. Things I suggest you try before ending it all:

Skiing
Eating at a fine dining restaurant
Traveling Europe
Cocaine
Hookers
Hike to the top of a mountain
Visit Japan
Ride a high speed train
Salmon fishing in Alaska
French roasted coffee
Take a cruise in the Caribbean
Go work someplace overseas
Rent a jetski
Rent a fast sports car


Life has got a lot to offer bro. Its a great big world that has a lot to offer. We are all going to die anyway. No reason to cut it short.

>>218835438
To piss through at the urinal

It's the return of the oh wait no way you're kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he

mom likes that I have dark skin like my father

Shazam sucks dick now. Practically every single time I use it, it pulls up some dogshit Soundcloud remix or something with 50 views that sampled the song I’m looking for, rather than the actual song.

Ok it's been cold long enough ought to be warming up for spring any day now dont'cha think

it's the greenest penis you ever seen miss

Why didn't to catch a predator ever catch any females?

I got an A+ in civics and careers

>>218835662
Shadman wrote a comic about this I think

>>218835662
you know why

all this pain you said i'd never feel
but i do, i doo doo doo

>>218835662
No but it stopped because a texas senator was caught and his family sued the network because they exposed that a couple of the Republicans in the state have been caught fucking men

There’s a girl at my gym who’s so unbelievably hot it’s fucking retarded. It’s insane, she’s literally perfect. Every time I see her, she makes me want to shave off my eyebrows and sprint naked, headlong into the mountains.

>>218835718
She's getting spit-roasted by Chad and Jamaal as we speak

>>218835662
There are loads of female pedophiles. There are news stories about teachers sexually abusing their students all the time. Maybe they usually tend to target people they know IRL, as opposed to using the Internet. I’ve heard of news stories that involve them luring on the Internet as well, though, so maybe it was a deliberate decision by the producers to exclude them.

>>218835718
>Every time I see her, she makes me want to shave off my eyebrows and sprint naked, headlong into the mountains.
Dawg I know what you mean Holy shit

>>218835668
you must be 18 years old or older to post here

>>218835718
i see a couple of those at the gym often

>>218835718
There's this girl at my school who has the most perfect body and she wears the tightest tights possible, you can literally see the muscles of her glutes working as she walks

>>218835731
To catch a predator wasn't about pedophiles, the bait was always adolescent

>>218835735
I’m pretty sure he’s making fun of American classes that don’t exist in Canada

>>218835751
Zamn

Shower in the cards for tomorrow

Its time to implement school uniforms nation wide again.

>>218835754
Civics and careers exist in Ontario

>>218835668
>careers
What is that why do you need a class on that

>>218835754
I've never seen that class anywhere
I don't even know what civics means

>>218835763
>>218835770
Idk, I hear Americans talk about “civics class” all the time, but the schools I went to never had a class called “civics,” hence it seeming to me to be an Americanism. The name, specifically; there were classes that performed similar functions ofc

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I got an A+ in Holocaust and Slavery Class

daily goyim holocaust reminder ritual

>>218835818
This anon isn't joking by the way our high schools literally have a class that's entirely dedicated to the holocaust the way you would have pre-calc or physics or PE

>>218835734
Yeah it’s fucked
>>218835751
Yes exactly. Similar deal with this one. Perfect ass.

>>218835854
Shit I didn’t have that. We just learned about the Holocaust as a unit in regular social studies class. Our teacher barely even taught it. We spent like a full week just watching Schindler’s List.

>>218835854
Not a thing in Manitoba. Im 24.

I was homeschooled so "holocaust" class makes very little sense to me. There's no documentation for the conspiracy theory and very little testimony. Do you just watch Hollywood films and read shitty novels?

>>218835881
In years gone past they would usually wheel in a decrepit old Jew but those have become harder to come by

>>218835881
How hot was your teacher?

>>218835881
Jews rule over you and ww2 is kind of their creation myth, how things came to be the way they are now

>>218835881
Hey look, it's Jason!

>every homeschooler is one person

>>218835854
Actually, I was joking.

At this point I would even have sex with a girl that's not cute

>>218835931
Jason is a known Holocaust denier, and homeschooled, and he posts here.
That is clearly Jason

>>218835931
phoeb's posting style is obvious

>>218835770
It's what some schools refer to as American Government or U.S Gov.
It is a somewhat older term but some school districts still use it

All the homeschooled kids I knew were total weirdos.

>>218835961
Oh I was in A.P. U.S. Gov

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>>218835964
That was true when I was a kid, but being a product of public schools is probably worse these days. I plan to send my kids to a chuddy elite private school, regardless.

>>218835988
>Chudtoss

>>218835988
>chuddy elite private school, regardless.
Like Eton Collage

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jason would probably be pretty successful if he wasn't homeschooled desu. he has the looks and the intelligence just not the social skills

In my high school they were just starting to roll out the Transgender classes right as I graduated

My middle and high school had altars for kids who died in WW1. Had imperial flags and everything.

>>218836023
Salute to our sacred ZOGbots

>>218836015
>the intelligence
LMAO

>>218836039
Will our schools honour us when we die in some war

A little sesame oil goes a long way

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>>218836015
>he has the looks and the intelligence

It's nice to think the same protopoltards who would always say representation isn't important it's just fantasy bro its not real, are the same ones dinging bells because they saw a black extra in latest marvelslop film.

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>>218836067
Only if you qualify for the Race Traitor Award

Oooooh long johnson. Oooh don piaaaano.

guys how am I supposed make friends and get a girlfriend if everywhere I go girls start shouting "OMFG he is so FUCKING pretty!!!" and guys give me massive hate like "he's such a fucking tryhard" "what a fucking jackass" "It's mr. prince charming"

>>218834156
cute.
too bad ICE lost and with them the hope of send them back :(

ow my penis

Using ChatGPT for tech issues is like having an Indian IT slave on hand and it often gives extremely bad advice which you have to be knowledgeable enough to selectively ignore

I like eating poop

what is this bananas and rice meme thats been going around lately

To answer your earlier question: sometimes cum, sometimes jizz

>>218836137
Representation isn't important, that's why you don't need to force black girls in as the epic hero bad ass bitch that owns the white chud in every film. You can just write the black people as normal people perhaps

>>218836327
Apparently, it’s stereotypical Somalian food, like making fried chicken and watermelon jokes
t. had to look that up

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>>218836327
Fuck my ass

>>218836403
>You can just write the black people as normal people
Verisimilitude issues

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goodnight

>>218836403
i like maximus in fallout. he's black, but he's actually kind of a dork, and was shown to be a clueless prick early on. then again, they have him paired with a big-eyed white girl as a romance, so maybe i missing the forest for the trees.

>>218836425
Good night!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

>>218836459
Never watched it. I don't watch goy-flix

Life is one big party when you're still young, but who's gonna have your back when it's all done

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>Data from the U.S. Department of Education and Barbara Bush Foundation indicate that 54% of American adults (approximately 130 million people) read below a sixth-grade level, with some estimates suggesting 21-28% of adults are considered functionally illiterate (below a third to fifth-grade level). This "silent crisis" impacts over half the adult population, affecting their ability to manage daily tasks and limiting economic opportunities.

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>>218836666

Dalio has predicted 9 out of the last 0 debt restructurings

>>218835632
I’ve basically already done all this, aside from a few slight variations like fucking a bunch of girls for free instead of paying hookers, going somewhere on land in the Caribbean instead of a cruise, or jet skis and sports cars belonging to friends instead of needing to rent them. Is that all there is?

>>218836658
>>218836668
What the

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Goodnight, Sweet Prince…

>>218836708
lil' bro has a 4chan pass.

>>218834638
Doesn't that only apply if the accused has authority over the alleged victim? She wasn't his student.

this is a weird wondering, but it was in the bathroom, and you know how your mind wanders. how did people... you know, 'clean up' in the early ages? i read once that people in the old west used corncobs or leaves, but that sounds as ineffective as it would be gross. but then i thought back farther to the medieval ages, jeeze. no wonder people are more playful around the ass these days, it wasn't and option before! haha mess with it sexually? christ, these poor folks wanna forget they have the orifice in the first place.

shrooms are a great drug

>>218837094
Probably a rag or a piece of cloth

>>218834606
LOL

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Will you be getting the Nipah virus vaccine and boosters?

>>218836747
Wouldn't we see the 4chan symbol next to his name in that case

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>>218837255
I might have to stop going to all restaurants, since they’ve practically all hired jeets who get feces in everyone’s food

>>218837305
No. The pass symbol being displayed is optional, and most pass-holders don’t use it, unless opting to show off for a post or two when the topic comes up

Came in that bih wid a glock (glockie!)

Came in that bih wid a glockenspiel

Came in that bih wid a gock (gockie!)

>>218837311
very wise. back when i used to live on the east coast, there was a sonic i always drove by for dinner. the food was sometimes good, sometimes crummy, but it was on the way home and i was on minimum wage. one day i peered through the drive-thru window and saw their sanitation score was a *C*. i have a dirty little corner shop by me now, even their's is an A. i pretended to not have the money to pay and drove off. no kidding, a week or two later, some lady found bits of vermin in some salad she bought there. at first, i was just laughing that someone went to sonic to get a salad, but when i saw the news footage and i recognized the road, that was the same sonic i had been eating at for years. i have no idea how i never got food poisoning at the LEAST. i joked with a friend that i was lucky they weren't putting people meat in it.

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Uh oh I made a stinky!

>>218837436
Maybe you’ve just got an iron gut that can power through rat parts and poo :)

>>218837461
yeah, maybe. shit. i considered it might have been i never got burgers from there, only hotdogs. so maybe those were just slightly less contaminated. still made me swear off fast food forever. you gotta take me to a hibachi or something, where they make it in front of you, to convince me to eat restaurant or delivery food these days. i crashed at a friend of mine of few years back, and i was nursing a hangover, so when she and her friends got a pizza, i didn't have any. i left with dry mouth and a headache. they were all having diarrhea. just not worth the cost OR the risk.

You ever go over to someone's house and they have weird drink selections? Like they only have zero calorie gatorade and mini sized doctor pepper or something?

>>218837481
He looked better before

>>218837586
sort of. one time i was helping my brother in law get an old crt tv out of his nephew's house because he got a 4k and was giving his old one to him. and those things are heavy, so after we were done he asked if i'd like a cup of apple-juice or a redbull? i said no, i was okay, but when i saw inside the fridge, that was all that was in it haha. just a cup's worth of a jug of apple juice, and one redbull.

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55% of the way thru my book.

>>218838030
what you reading?

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Arizona Ice Tea is not from Arizona

>>218838218
it's not even tea.

>>218834798
>The Wicker Man
70s or Nick Cage version?

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This shit has slowed down my posting by 500% and is at the point now where I don't even bother posting a lot of the time, so the universe and its inhabitants miss out on many of the funny, interested, and profound things I have to say.

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>>218838129
Ghost Wars by Steve Coll.
I've also got some Gou Tanabe Lovecraft adaptations here that I received from the 'zon.
>>218838335
It defo does not help when you're high LOL.

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>>218838335
Its faster on mobile. Instead of 3 times you do it once.

100% of the way through not giving a fuck

>>218838371
Just a few days ago I got it down to one (1) on the PC (Chrome) browser. On mobile (also Chrome) it's been 1 p. much the entire time.
I'm a Googfag if any of you couldn't tell xP

>>218838428
Wtf i use Firefox and that shit always makes me do 3.

>>218838488
Oh I forgot, turning your third party cookies on for the site helps.

>>218838370
read the wikipedia summary. man, that's heavy nighttime reading. was there any quote or chapter that stuck out to you?

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>>218838597
We hate yuri here

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The best part of wakin' up is Folgers in your cup.

>>218838510
Eh. I can't really think of anything in particular right now. I was gonna finish my night by starting one of these Lovecraft mangas.
So I found out recently Lovecraft's The Shadow Out of Time by Gou Tanabe was released in English for the first time. Late in December, actually. Of course I bought a copy right away. That's one of my favourite Lovecraft stories. Tanabe has done a lot of Lovecraft's stories in Japanese that haven't been translated yet, and I'm hoping to God Dark Horse comics release The Dunwich Horror sometime soon. Maybe I'll email them and ask, actually. I'm not big into comics or graphic novels/manga, but I do occasionally read the odd graphic novel/manga, and Gou Tanabe's illustrations are absolutely sick. My all-time favourite graphic novel is probably From Hell by Alan Moore though. I still need to read Akira to the end, too. I suspect whenever I happen to do just that it'll surplant From Hell however.
>>218838629
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>218838629
https://youtube.com/shorts/gN40sdpfZOI

I like getting achievements on steam games although i dont go out of my way to get them all unless its a game I liked a lot. Its fun to see what your rarest achievement was after a blind playthru, compared with everyone else. Well hope you all can have a good day today God bless.

All I drink is water, milk, and female pee

I'm more of a tea fellow myself

I'm one of those adults who "needs" coffee to get up in the morning.

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what are some times you rose, and really stood up for yourselves? any stories are welcome.

>>218839247
never i hate myself

>>218835988
third kid, second panel

>>218836137
this silly situation in your head doesn't even make sense

Happy 4:20 AM!!!!!!!!!!

>>218837594
would you have molested that little twink?

>>218839879
it just occurred to me, we need to agree on 4:30. happy hour's after five, smokers forty minutes before, four-thirty (am or pm, varying timezones and needs as you like it) i think should be the modern man's schedule of indulgence.

Need to piss. 2/3 of the way through The Hound and Other Stories.

I don’t understand normies.

>>218840065
you're in luck: you don't need to. you just need to sharpen your skills as an actor.

>>218840105
in this particular case it was momberg complaining about a colleague and then hitting me with the “he’s not so bad” comment despite telling nothing but negative stories for 10 minutes

>>218837575
>i left with dry mouth and a headache. they were all having diarrhea
lmao

>>218837481
this is FTM forcemasc pornography

>>218840530
how about forcemeat pornography

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