frog and toad edition
walking to workrefuse to be a victim of deskchairstein and his eviI back-destroying ways
i woke up due to woke and can't get back to sleep
Rorke ironing out his clothes for his mum and son date at the new restaurant in townLeftypol texting his mum he can’t go due to mental health
Just shat out a tea spoon I must have swallowed earlier
say what you want about Mr Kipling but he really does make exceedingly good cakes
Rorke developing an American accent due to all the yankstains he watches on YouTube
>>218836017not one of those ethic restaurants i hope
>>218836054well not really, his apple pies may be delightful but his french fancies and bakewells are shit
rorke doing big poosleftypol doing little poos
>>218836092and what of the texture?
Have started doing solid poos again since laying off the drink. Nature is healing
>Nature is healingancient meme
When a woman says she "will" do something, do you ever really trust her?
New Zealand more like poo peeland
the toilfreaks what do they do be doing? lool they be going to toil omds
>>218836174exceptional post
>>218836164>mom i want my chicken tendies now not after you're finished cleaning the house i want them NOW
my poos recently have a tough chalky texture
new zealand more like that feeland
Once you put a banana in a smoothie it turns into a banana smoothie
>>218836228think you might be a dog living in paris in 1993 then lad
Into Day 3 of /Cocaine/ and /NoSleep/. Wish me well, boyos.
poo peeland news reporting, white bitches are dead we getting the fuck outta here
>>218836234Bananas are disgusting. The texture is always grim, no matter how ripe they are, and the flavour is unpleasant but in a very bland way. Yet, as soon as a banana contacts anything else, it taints it with a grim banananess that cannot be removed.They should be wiped from the face of the Earth.
bananas are better when they're very slightly unripe. ripe bananas are for making cake and banana bread
another gay day at gay work
>>218836350me? up all night me xgoing to wank then go beddy probably wake up around 3 or 4
Do prostitutes enjoy their jobs/lives you reckon?Genuinely wonder what they do all the time. They can't be that busy. The one I've been seeing seems to just binge watch TV.
>>218836350>t. lead actor in Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory
>>218836371Yeah, they can't wait to see me and sometimes offer me a free go
Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I'm supposed to make something of myself? :/
>>218836387no mate
>>218836387simply do not care
>>218836371yeah lad they love shagging old disgusting men and autists from /brit/
>we are in the final stages of late capitalismsaid increasingly nervous leftypol
>>218836387So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide, all we can do is decide how to use the time that is given to us
>>218836429everday we above ground a great day
>>218836411careful lad. I copped a warning for posting about leftypol. the big man doesn't like it
Rorke spitting water out of his mouth pretending he’s HHH
>>218836442can't believe he's still managing to avoid social media
>>218836465>>218836442he's gone for good this timeend of an era
>>218836450rorke breathing out really hard pretending he's a dragon
>>218836469I can't imagine what he's doing with his days. youtube was such a big part of his routine
Need to find a video game that I can use as a surrogate for real life
>>218836526vrchat
>>218836526hmmm... how about stardew valley?
drinking water instead of coke today
>>218836556dangerous and downright stupid
might piss into the wind, got a strong stream so i'm sure i'll be fine
>>218836556fluoride brained idea
And I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>218836588if they actually manage to wrangle you lot back into tory / labour by the time of the GE we must genuinely have the dumbest 'developed' population in the world
right well that's a video of two blokes shagging then isnt it
Is immigration actually plummeting?
>why yes I DO spend every weekday posting fag porn to an obscure internet forum
girl asked me on a date just now. having a panic attack, dont know what to do
wobbly sausage
wahey! payday tomorrow lads. not that it matters as I have plenty of disposable income.
I have to emotionally detach myself from the escort I've been seeing lads. I need to basically treat her like a hairdresser providing a service but I find it hard to separate my emotions. Any tips?
welp it's the boring freak hour, guess that means it's time for bed
>>218836680be reincarnated as someone who develops properly throughout life so you don't end up like this
Tahj Chate, aged 13, was last seen on Charles Street, Blackalls Park, about 7am on Monday 26 January 2026.
>>218836666tell her you're flattered but you are not a lesbian. don't worry, it'll be okay girly xx
>>218836710ran away to find his people in estonia
Scranning a paki fish and chips
>>218836778at 8:30 ? unlikely
rorke spray painting his wooly jumper to look like chainmailleftypol painting his face to look like a woman
>>218836680but hairdressing is even more intimate than cracking some random slag's vulva
Spaffed to legalporno now ive got to sit in an office all day
that hyundai advert is stupid. because the dad says 'i would have changed lanes' and thent he van passes like he was wrong. but they can still change lanes after the van passes . just because the van is passing doesnt mean it wouldnt be better to be in the other lane depending on where they're going
>>218836649it's net migration because whites are leaving en masse
sausage and egg mcmuffins taste like bunsen burner gas
dont see traffic in car adverts. thats false advertising
800k indians and africans in300k whites outnot good enough for you rorke?
>discussing advertising State of your third eye lmao
>>218836856screaming
rorke and leftypol
rumours of a THIRD covfefe
>>218836705Can't do that lad
>>218836913he's quite a big chinaman
get the west saved
can't be arsed
wish i was asian
>>218836666Quads of untruth
>>218836929that's mad
reading about vaginas on the internet
>>218837077Fascinating bit of anatomy
>>218837077whats that then
>>218837077think vaginas are quite ugly really but I still want to put my penis inside them
>>218837077what have you learnt lad
>>218836800Why's this guy look like he's sucking on a golf ball
Why do Valkyrie wear braces?
I've literally wanked off so much I can't cum inside my gf. How do I fix this?
>>218837157stop wanking for 2 weeks and get on the mag and zinc
>>218837157just stop wanking and wait a few days lad
>>218837105reading about the specific deep spots at the end of the vagina that give some women mind shattering orgasms that you need like 7 inches to reach
>>218837157stop wanking??? duh???
>>218837157Clearly you don't love your gf enough because I can wank twice before I go to see her and STILL end up busting in her in about five-ten minutes
>>218837201scratching my skull trying to determine the british culture here
>>218837201ai slop
>>218836387if you really believe the end is nigh enjoy it you'll never see living standards this good ever againget the shit bought on amazon get the takeaway delivered to your door get the holiday to ibiza booked get a shiny new merc on pcp buy a jacuzzi order a thai bride get a vr headset and watch porn on it
doing a british culture poo
>>218837209Youd say that about george floyd too and then it came over here
>>218837209britain 20 years from now
>80% humidityi shouldn't have become such a fat cunt last year
Need to eat her poo.
let dogberg lick the chilli pan clean earlierfarts are eye-wateringnever again
>>218837201Personally I wish all crackheads would be imprisonedThe other day I was walking to the shops and saw one pissing on the side of a building in broad daylightDisgusting vermin
>the prime minister of canada is a complete benderomg
turns out it's true that if you have a sprite zero before bed it gives you mad and vivid dreams
>>218837302Sorry anon. Not appropriate at all
>>218837259hope he shits all over the place and you have to get down on your hands an knees to scrub it off the floor
>>218837302good on him that kind of behaviour really should be called out
>>218837302>Excellent. I've hired some rather dashing bar ladies (is that PC?!)I like how he asks that and then just doubles down in the next sentence.
dogmongs are vile why would you want a wild animal licking everything and shedding and pooing all over your house
>>218837351>wild animal >dogAhmed come on
>>218837351Rasheed
did the man kick the ball in the goal? riveting stuff i'm sure
>>218837420He did indeed. He will be kicking the ball again tonight for your entertainment from 8pm!
>>218837420Goalkeeper headered it in actually
>>218837334it was a prank thinghttps://spectator.com/article/mark-carney-falls-victim-to-a-hoax/
>>218837444"Prank" journalists are scum
Take your "fur babies" and shove them up your ass.
and now british culture you see the uk is made of 4 parts mysteriously stuck together into 1 country>englanddrinking tea, drinking pints, queueing, watching football, eating beans>scotlanddrinking whisky, eating haggis, playing bagpipes>walesplaying rugby>northern irelandreligious warfare and that concludes the discussion of british culture
beanie babies
>>218837457journalists are scumftfy
you lads more of a horrid henry type or perfect peter?
>>218837444>queerpike article from 9 years agomental
>>218836680I've never licked a hairdressers minge.See another escort. It gets easier to emotionally detach and variety is the spice of life.
>>218837495dennis the mennis for me
>>218837495If i had to probably henry
>wales>playing rugbyWho's going to tell him
>homer bimpson
>>218837476Football is more popular in Wales than rugby nowadays
>>218837568bet they all support english teams as well
>>218837568give me a distinctly welsh thing
wonder what happened between sam and frodo on those lonely nights alone together
Do you reckon johnny foreigners who eat alien shit like this look at food we eat and go "urgh, cheese on toast? gross weirdos lol"
>>218837590Some do. But I was talking about the national team
tfw Jürgen Klopp takes the piss out of you because you didn't check Trivago
nth for the gyaldem
>>218837609The Fuck is methylamphetamine? Did they mean methamphetamine?
>>218837597Dunno not welsh just work there a lot chatgpt doesn’t say football so maybe I’m wrongWelsh food icons • Welsh rarebit – The classic. Cheesy, mustardy sauce on toast (not just “cheese on toast,” despite English slander). • Cawl – Traditional Welsh stew (lamb or beef, leeks, root veg). Very “national dish” energy. • Laverbread – Seaweed cooked into a dark paste, usually with bacon and cockles. Love-it-or-hate-it, very Welsh. • Glamorgan sausage – Vegetarian sausage made with cheese (Caerphilly), leeks, and breadcrumbs. • Bara brith – Tea loaf with dried fruit, often soaked in tea. • Welsh cakes – Griddle-cooked cakes with currants. Elite snack.National veg & ingredients • Leeks – The Welsh national symbol (often worn on St David’s Day). • Caerphilly cheese – Traditional Welsh cheese, crumbly and mild. • Cockles – Especially from the Gower Peninsula.Symbols & identity • The Red Dragon (Y Ddraig Goch) – On the flag, everywhere, very serious business. • St David’s Day (1 March) – Leeks, daffodils, traditional dress, parades. • Daffodils – Another national symbol.Culture & traditions • Male voice choirs – Deeply Welsh, tied to mining communities. • Eisteddfod – Major cultural festival celebrating poetry, music, and the Welsh language. • Welsh language (Cymraeg) – Still spoken daily; huge cultural cornerstone.Sports • Rugby union – Basically a civic religion. • Millennium / Principality Stadium – Iconic, right in Cardiff city centre.Landscape vibes • Snowdonia (Eryri) – Mountains, slate history, serious national pride. • Castles – Wales has more castles per square mile than anywhere else in Europe.(Yes, really) • Sheep – Jokes aside, sheep farming is genuinely central to rural Wales.
sister has a rorke bf (he's more tarq than rorke tbf) and he's absolutely wiped out all her left wing opinions in 6 monthsWhen I told her she's reaching the same opinions I've already held for over a decade she insists that she's always felt this way and it has nowt to do with her bfPenis just rewires women's brains, aye? mad
>>218837605not much different to lobster and crab is it and people eat those
>>218837597Bara brith
>>218837640kek i also googled it immediately. its the same thing
>>218837605nigga cooking a trilobite
>>218837524You're probably right. Problem is I really like her. She's intelligent, pretty, kind, patient, she's even only a year younger than me so we get on quite well.
>>218837640Bro never watched breaking bad
lads would you rather live in night city from cyberpunk 2077orpresent day england
New job starting soon ladsShould I shave my balls in preparation for the penis inspection?
>>218837647i should have said give me a distinctly welsh thing theyre renowned for internationally. i should of course have put sheep shagging in my post
>>218837651It is different because lobster and crab are normal whereas I've never seen that bizarre creature in the fishmongers
>>218837678c: kms myself
Why do people insist on turning off appliances at the wall?Not an expert but I don't imagine it's going to be using any electrical energy anyway if it's not doing any work.
>>218837647Thanks chatgpt
>>218837650should have shagged her first to get the ball rolling earlier lad
>>218837717I've got one of those
sitting outside the gym and pointing and laughing at any fat people i see walking in
>>218837706Nice try Energyberg. I know all about vampire appliances.
taskbar takes a full 20-30 minutes to appear when i start my laptop
>>218837678England obviously
>>218837685Wales aren’t known internationally anyway >>218837710I said it was chatgpt 9 words in
got some guy at work doing something really stupid and i don't have the heart to tell him
>Convicted terrorist to stand as pro-Gaza candidate in council election >Shahid Butt was jailed for five years in 1999 for conspiring to bomb the British consulate, an Anglican church and a Swiss-owned hotel in Yemen.>Shahid Butt will stand in Sparkhill where almost two-thirds of residents have a Pakistani background Legitimately screaming like a madman, hope he gets elected
>>218837678Obviously night city. I’d choose night city over anywhere in the word even England in its prime. Looks well cool
>>218837728
>>218837728my nan had one in her flat
>>218837706My air friar says in the manual to turn it off at the wall and unplug it when not in use. I turn it off at the wall but I don't unplug it. That's my compromise.
did you not see my doing a british culture poo post? thats grade a material what the fuck guys
>>218837717>>218837728Mum and dadberg LOVE getting the extender out over Christmas
>>218837678Do they have fully functional penis extenders or penis enlargement surgery in 2077 night city?
>>218837757but you'd have to toil 100 hours a week and there's no real food and you'll probably get shot and have your organs stolen by junkies
>>218837748What's he doing?
>>218837770>air friar
>>218837783the willy extender?
The listen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wgg7KtzTrU
>>218837794my pedophile uncle sent me this image on whatsapp
>>218837784yeah there's a mission where you have to help out some pervert who bought a dodgy one that's malfunctioning
>>218837796Oh do bore off rorke you perverted little gremlin
>>218837804apple doesn't fall far from the proverbial tree now does it
>>218837767Comfy. My nan has a round table that sides folded down to a rectangle she and my grandad sat at opposite ends of.
>>218837791he cant get on a website that is locked behind a VPN and is refusing to connect to the VPN
>>218837813your parents shag luke get over it
>>218837785>toil 100 hours a weekYeah no I’d be like V
>>218837824*hadBoth been dead over 10 years ffs
Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride. Kill yourself.
love isn't cat and mouse, love isn't chinese checkers, it's not a game. I didn't think I could love a man, until now.
>>218837799mad i could have spent 2 minutes whipping this up in Audacity many years before the video came out. Could have got that passive income
Off to York this weekend.Yorkshire should be independent, I genuinely think we'd actually have a fair crack at it.
>>218837846don't remember leonard cohen saying this
paul stretches my cock in audacity
>>218837770But why though
Would you eat a bowl of worm soup for £300? You're not allowed to get drunk first but you are allowed to watch a Chinese person eat it as if it's normal if that helps.
>>218837858one of my favourite Beatles songs
psychic toil tomorrow, getting the crystal turban out and all
>>218837870Ffs why do they have to be alive
I feel quite insouciant about life lately. Oft I bandy about in a maladroit fashion but I've cast aside to more malodorous aspects of my life to focus on the more pulchritudinous things.
>>218837854Get the Danelaw reestablished
>>218837870not for only £300, nowould have to be at least the hundreds of thousands to give it a go
done with white women, had a guts full of maori women, not into the darker kinds, time to go asian
>>218837870>you are allowed to watch a Chinese person eat itThanks for sharing this video, furthering whatever it is you're getting angry about.
Rorke's whip
>>218837870i wouldn't eat a single worm for £300 never mind the whole bowl
>>218837916Mouse would approve of the Joker stickers
>>218837915ESL retard detected
>>218837916think this one goes beyond Rorke 2bh
>>218837837v probably still puts in at least 100 hours a week even though his/her job is being street scum
>>218837915Not angry at them, they're not making me eat it are they? I happen to quite like the Chinese, even some of their food. Was thinking of doing a stir fry today. Not with worms though just chicken and bacon and egg.
>>218837916glowiemobile
>>218837870why do asians love eating live food? what causes their lack of empathy?
*yawns and lays my head in your lap for pats*
Going to kill myself
>>218837968*you feel my cock twitch beneath your head*
>chicken, bacon and egg stir frylorke
>>218837979*uses phoenix downs*
>>218837678Night city
>>218837966I don't care about the suffering of worms at all but I heard they also eat monkey brains out of a live monkeys head with a spoon. They trap it's head poking up through a hole in the table like if you put some medieval stocks on its side. Then they cut off the top bit of the skull with an angle grinder to reveal the live brains. It's illegal but this was in like a secret underground restaurant in Hong Kong.
Seriously though how am I expected to marry my missus, get a house toghether, have kids, paint Warhammer and whatever; when the world is absolutely falling apart around our ears?What happens when Reform get in and make Truss's 50 days into 5 years?
>>218837997*nuzzles closer and commences to drool*
>>218837737Time to get a new one
>>218838003With rice and veg and herbs and spices and soy sauce and that obviously
Mental how being rejected and told "eww" by a girl when I was 15 has completely made me unable to trust women.
my name? hugh mungus
>>218838038this made millennials scream for years
mental how I can't remember anything that happened to me at 15 due to factors that shall not be revealed
>>218838051the factor in question >>218837997
Fever is going down
why is this allowed
NEED Emma Watson to do a crap in my mouth.
>>218838099my nephew showed me his Roblox Brainrot collection when i last saw him and i felt 1000000 years old
>>218838003>lorkescreeching
to the tune of Beyonce - Run the World (Girls)>Who run the world? Jews (Jews)
is /brit/ a roundhead or cavalier sort of general
>>218838099the 'enlightenment'
COR imagine the smellhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1769216235349216.webm
>>218838138screaing
>>218838138good post
>>218838024can't afford it
>>218838099Lazy millennial/early gen Z parents exacerbated by covid
Why did he do it?
>>218838172Me in Emma Watson's septic tank.
shavetoil looms
>>218836054Need him assassinated pronto
Shogun 2 campaign down the shitter :\ I have to start again now
>meeting i've been dreading all week got cancelled imagine i attached a reaction image to show off my joy at this information
I WILL raise my future children screen-free
>>218838211Why didn't you attach an image?
>>218838211>no reaction image
Everyone spent the 2010s laughing at Idiocracy but it really is trueThere's people now who have 5 generations in their family, from great-great-grandma to baby Kaleesi. They're on Motability, they're on PIP.Meanwhile me and my PhD girlfriend will be lucky to squeeze out one autistic runt by the time we're 36.And that's without the immigration.
>>218838219>>218838221left it up to your imagination of what the image could be
The Tesco Extracts Magnolia Antibacterial Hand Wash looks very similar to semen and it's quite offputting
>>218838191we evolved to have facial hair
>>218838139Roundheads had better craic
>>218838231the imagination in question
>>218838157What's your budget?
really not a fan of how normalised AI has become in the last few months, I don't need any lectures from pro AI people, I'm just expressing my distaste with it all as a lover of the arts
>>218838299it's all crumbling down now anyways
>>218838225They were breeding while your lassie was doing a PhD. What's so hard about this to understand?
Rorke too lazy to spend ages wiping his pooey arse after a shite and just uses hand soap and the sink water for a cleaner and quicker alternative, I'm rorke
>>218838297i'm not buying another laptop
>>218838299at the very least ai use is a quick and easy goycattle indicator
>>21883826759p a bottle a steal ong
>>218838279not me
>>218838320didn't know that actually, cheers
I do wonder like,Recorded crime is down since WW2But now we all live these atomised lives where people park their cars on grass verges and tell their neighbours to fuck off when challenged. Especially since Covid, basic manners seem to have collapsed.Why is it people call the old days more civilised though? Like people must have been cunts in the 50s, and not just beating their wives behind closed doors
catberg licks her arse after shitting how do dogs clean their arse?or do they just waddle about with dirty arses? dog cunts are sick bastards
>>218838099so what i spend like 12 hours a day
>>218838379dogs lick their arses as well
>>218838372>Why is it people call the old days more civilised though?they didn't have cameras in their pockets to show what real life was like back then, all we have is what they wanted us to see.
>>218838383are you a toddler
>>218838379they get their owner to lick it for them
>>218838341It's like washing your hands with a big delicious creamy load of cum. Do not recommend
>>218838429nah that's mad hahah where did you say you saw this hand wash again? lol i want to make sure i don't accidentally buy it hahaa imagine i did that
remember when twerking was the big moral panic. Hour long twerking videos all over youtube, was lush
>>218838099they should be doing spreadsheets
artificial is a slur, they prefer the term non-biological intelligence
>>218838460rather just watch the big wet arses intros
gf just sent me this
might get this on a t-shirt
just had another spaff while on teams meeting
>>218838469https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VB43Gp6Who
>>218838481is that when he got arrested for weed?
>>218838485WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A TEAMS MEETING YOU FOOL
feel like listening to whiny emo music from the 90s
>>218838530yh
off tae bed lads, play nice with each other x
>My teacher made us watch this on the last day of school. Kids were sitting there with santa hats and McDonald’s food!>I really had no idea why we were watching this. It made me feel like shit, so why was this on? Especially since the rape and abuse scenes were so graphic and included child actors.
got my gf to finger my arse last night and when she pulled it out she had a chocolate finger
the law has been broken
>>218838571Disgusting
>>218838566whom are you quoting
women are too emotional and therefore stupid
>>218838485will catch up to you one dayhad a trannard once join the morning huddle with the camera on naked, sad tits out for all
>>218838473Slayyyy
>>218838577me seeing the speedometer hit 21MPH
got the kino on
>>218838603>morning huddlesounds fucjing grim that
everybody cuddle, uhh i mean huddle
>>218838549get the texas is the reason on
>>218838614at that company they switched to weeklybut where i am now it's 4 minutes a day of saying what your plans are, it is grim
>>218838372the uk didnt have widespread flushing toilets until the 70s most of those people shat in buckets
>>218837351Dogs are domesticated, not wild. Also you train them to poo in the garden, not the house. Then you pick up the poo and chuck it in the bin.In conclusion: dogs are based
>>218838593Just some American
>>218838625what do you say. yeah ill be posting on 4chan for 8 hours
>>218838372Fuck off likemong
>>218838641>>218838641
>>218838637take a task that will last about half an hour and act like it takes me the whole day
NEW>>218838652>>218838652>>218838652
>>218838625could be worse, you could have to lead the thing. I just say "morning anon, what's your plans for the day?" like 20 times over. Proper broken record me
