Operation Cat Drop editionA thread too far : >>218811248
Sheeeit was going to bake an anime edish that would have absolutely sent /med/ flying with rage.
>>218837946Not on my watch.
>>218837963Based Brune, fuck these tranime fans
>>218825340'ussyListened to the song. Ngl to me personally it was mid. >>218825311MaltaniggaHow large is the room?
>>218838149Missed that Maltanon's post.
She agreed to go get some drinks, phase 1 is a success.>>218837928Grazie fratello!>>218837940Kek yeah, won't stop me from giving it a go doe
>>218838184Zamn! This nigga ain't wasting time. Dieuvitesse.
Gman soon will be licking choccy titties.Numbers confirm.
Fuck numbers.You got this anyway gman. You don't need them numbers.
>>218838270One does not simply get dubs.
>>218838149I just thought you would find funny a song with a man saying he likes big boobed black ladies, I didn't really expect you to like the song.
>>218838200Merci mon frère, it's a bit far off but I'll keep medders updated.>>218838249>>218838270Thanks Magyafren. Don't need those numbers when I got med support!
>>218838329I find it based af, not funny.
>>218838434AI?
>>218838478Doubt it. Lots of filters on her probably doe.
good morning gentlemen>>218837946kek, get rekt>>218838184fucking fakecels at it again
>>218838184Official thread song?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXAlfh6QKQs
Good morning /med/.>>218838184Great job, keep us updated!
>>218838149My siblings and I are going to be living in the second (from above) apartment, which is going to be just the bedrooms. Whoever is going to take that apartment in the future will have to do major renovation to turn it into a proper, independent, apartment. Some things are going to be done in preparation for that eventually, but you can't do everything. My room is going to be one of the two rooms that are going to be formed by splitting the open plan in half. That means that the room is going to be rectangular. It is going to be fairly spacious - too spacious for me, in fact.
>>218839046>too spacious for me, in fact.How can it possibly be too spacious? Just get more stuff to fill it with - a second desk, perhaps, or a scalextric track.
@BruneBetting on Europa League tonight?
Next edition is ready
>>218840291Nah, still rocked by yesterday. And I didn't see much interesting, last week was better but wasn't in a mooding bet fr.
Attempted quinoa again, tried to follow Maltanon's advice.Better than last time but still annoying. Finna dump the rest for birds in the local park.
Forgot pic >>218840512
I asked my tutor if he thinks I can get my degree in march and now Im waiting in bed shivering at the thought of him saying no.It's so cold bros
Luncherino imc:Tortilla, chiggin breast, tomato, onion, lettuce, cucumber, swiss gruyere cheese (tasty but too expensive imho, won't buy again), thousand island sauce.>>218839046>too spacious for meWell then it mogs the shit out of my prison style room.
>>218840512You should cook my rice with things recipe.
>>218841279One day brother.
Choco qt is getting married in SeptemberYou were right Brune, they really do be like that.Abort NOW
>>218842270HOLY SHIT now that was 100% unexpected. Married, really?
>>218842270What the fuckSorry to hear that Gironde
Umm
>>218842306Yeah I gathered some intel and it is confirmed.Now I just need to invite other people go drinking with us and not make it awkward kek.
I have to say one of my regrets in life is never having had the opportunity to get some choc.Also new cagie kino just dropped.
>>218839598I lol'd at the track.>>218841066Smaller rooms are easier to heat.>>218840512I only eat quinoa as a salad.
>>218842270
>>218842516>I have to say one of my regrets in life is never having had the opportunity to get some choc.Well at least you have a wife who has a high sex drive.Meanwhile some /med/ders were virgins at the ripe age of 30.Also portuchad, what size is your monitor at the wagie cagie? Or do you just use a 'top?
>>218842270F
>>218842578>Smaller rooms are easier to heat.Sure. But on the other hand I have to walk sideways when entering my room cuz of the small space. Desk is right next to the door so I have to maneouvre when coming in and leaving.
>>218842638>wereAre.
Why are (most) normies like this, /med/?>>218842270I'm sorry, gman.
>>218843119What the fuck is he taling about? No one is bitching
>>218842677Well, I didn't say that it has to be the size of a walk-in wardrobe.
Do you have the necessary cardio for such an event? https://i.4cdn.org/int/1769702781465192.jpg
>>218844442Fucking hell, why didn't this happen to me?
Hey it is what it is. Didn't lose much time on it at least. Just need to find people to bring so the "date" isn't awkward kek>>218842516Kek, nice
Good day med am back from the cagie, what did I miss today ?
>>218844806Good luck with the chocoqueen.Also the woman looks like she would murder me if I told the police
>>218844834My post was badly formatted, here is a better version. Make the story clearer.A story in 3 acts : >>218837914 >>218838184 >>218842270Today's /med/ poll >>218844442
>>218844869Oh fugg it's already over ?
Should finish the wagie soon. Fugg I want to play vidya so bad rn.>>218844442>has sex with a 17 yo>gets called a predator the same way you would call a pedoAmericans are truly something else.>>218844768Gman was so fucking back but things are so fucking over again.Summary >>218844768
>>218844911I kept playing TCG Pocket at the cagie, new cards and game modes are looking fire
>>218844906It seems so... Gironde wasted no time, that's good.Your thought on the actions of the choco-qt? Is this flirting ? (the first post)
>>218844932My autistic self would consider it flirting
>>218844931Based.Fuck them wagelords.
>>21884263826 inches (a bit smaller than my pp) and the laptop screen as a secondary monitor.Most people prefer two 24 inch screens but I keep it minimal.>>218844442Nice.
>>218845042Thanks, really difficult to work when there's almost nobody and so many things to do outside cagie duties
>>218844442I've heard that in some people's minds there is no difference between a 5-year-old and a person who is 17 years and 364 days old
No one is answering for the cardio. Peculiar.
>>218844442I would do alright but my refractory period is shit. First hour all good but then I'd need a break for sure. Hopefully I get to test it.
>>218845149And that there is a significant difference between someone who is 17 years and 364 days old and someone who turned 18 a minute ago
>>218845045>a bit smaller than my ppNo homo but I doubt your pp is larger than 17-18 centimetres. Maybe 19.>>218845171I could do it ngl.
>>218844442>Do you have the necessary cardio for such an event?No, I would be dead after 15 minutes.
>>218845457Even your 9 lives wouldn't be enough at this rate, sad!
>>218845457>15 minutes.What if the girl is portuguese?
>>218845495he would go even harder which would drain his energy even faster
>>218845396This feels like a thinly veiled cock archiver post.>I could do it*passes out after 3 minutes*
>>218845747>dodging the questionSo it's not even 17 centimetres huhIt's over. Portugal has fallen.>*passes out after 3 minutes*I am both cardiomaxxed and have 3 hours long gooning sessions thoughbeitever.
>>218845495Are Portuguese girls able to restore my stamina?If not, several heart attacks before I've coomed.
Fugg
>>218845832Portufoids are prime life essence sucking constructs.
>>218845905Exactly what Catnigga needs
>>218845839BRAPPPP>>218845820Gooning sesh and sex sesh are very different THOUGHyou should know this as a sexhaver
Remember the medder who had a weird coworker who was a creep with women and got fired because of it ? >>218845928How much did you lose last night because of footy ?
>>218845928He will tell you he’s a born again ‘cel, but it’s simple Jewish tricks.
>>218845839>noo my investment is only up 20% since the first day of the yearThis is what you get for not watching STR.>>218845832>Are Portuguese girls able to restore my stamina?Well having a portuguese gf would make you at least 5 years younger. Having a bong gf on the other hand would age you the same amount of years.>>218845928>you should know this as a sexhaverI only had "sex" (lmao) with a condom on, therefore I'm a virgin. Please do enlighten me.
>>218845974That was gman iirc.
>>218845987>>218846006
>>218844442>17he's basically an adult at that point THOUGH
>He will tell you he’s a born again ‘cel, but it’s simple Jewish tricks.
>>218845974the whole stake... fucking Dembouzthe funny thing is i was right on every game i did not bet oncould have made easy benefit but no..well that's betting, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose
>>218846006I need Trump to go full retard mode again>>218846022Yeah I think
>>218846048
Also
remember that Libyan anon that was around years ago?has anyone seen him since then?I hope wherever he is he's alive at leasthttps://youtu.be/jHMkaff_JSYrandom funny pull from the youtube algorithm reminded me of him is all
>>218846113
>>218846113We was Sephardic an shieeet.
>>218846152Was it Bretanon who knew what happened to him ?
>>218846152We don’t talk about habibi.
>>218846170Nice.>>218846104>I need Trump to go full retard mode againHe's always full retard mode doe.>latinx out>saarx in>>218846156PeculiarHowling at those ears.
>>218846152It's over, as far as we know.
>>218846231
>>218846156kek
>>218846231Tull my beloved…
>>218846397Tyll
Good day broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ID1plssS4s
>>218846397Congrats mate, tell us how they sound.
>>218846251
>dispatch censored on nintendo switchGman will NOT like this>>218846397Keep us updated irmao.>>218846510Evening lad.
>>218846569>they ungooned the gooner gameit's so fucking invisiover.. man fuck Japan fuck moralfags and fuck jannies
>>218846709Don't post spoilers breh. Momo might play the game fr ong.
>>218846743somehow I doubt thatbut if you prefer I can post this alternate artwork instead
>>218846743Sorry but Portufren is right
>>218846778Giwtwm(Robert)>>218846826You would enjoy it, I'm certain.
>>218840539Never had quinoa, what does it taste like, I'm guessing whatever you cook it with. >>218838184>>218842270Damn, what a twist, sorry to hear that bro, I feel ya, got felted on new years like that or similarly. I don't get why would she agree to go for a drink. >>218844442Lucky lad. >Do you have the necessary cardio for such an event?Definitely if it's a hot girl.That's a beginning of the relationship marathon, you became a beast if a lady is hot. Throw me some stimulants and I can go for longer lol.
>makes /med/ seethe
>>218846906>goateeYour argument is invalid.
>>218846006>therefore I'm a virgin.Nonsense
Installed AoM Retold, for free.
Okay, I'm almost cumming hearing the bass lines from Dire Strait's Six Blade Knife.
>>218846569No worries, Switch babbies won't be stopped by that. They'll search "Invissigual naked possy" on their parents pc and will get burned with hardcore hairy porn of her. It will mold them forever. We are unstoppable.>>218846898>I don't get why would she agree to go for a drink.I suppose I look unthreatening and maybe it's a friend/coworker thing and she doesn't see an issue with that.Also not the first time I get blindsided like that, it's crazy.>>218847020based
>>218847251Sorry for not living up to your standards, chad.
>>>/ck/21853905Look who I found on /ck/
>>218847755You should listen to this song on the new 'phones.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuVpoqLup58
lmao
>>218848330
>>218847755Hell yeah dude! >when they ask for bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKvZw20d-hw>>218847931Oh it's a co-worker, I guess that makes more sense.>>218848205I'm just saying that you are not a virgin. It's not my standards. I don't think I'm a chad but I do have this kind of beard.>>218848270Hehe, you found me. Hadn't posted in a while on /ck/ my first board. Anons were more curious about the fries cause yeah not my best looking burger.
>>218848330this nigga...
>>218848425Frankly, they're all like this, this nigga just tell it like it is.
How could I forget?https://youtu.be/h8cRvgp9SFg?si=ZryMM7RORD-g7F9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAUaOTLvBIM>>218848465I guess, but he said the opposite when he was campaigning.
Got my paycheck for this month, I got 46€ more than last year's monthly check >>218848384I like spotting medders outside of med
>>218848330He dies like the rest.
>>218848521I'm surprised my thread stayed up that long considering there are two other burger threads. >>218848532This year you can see his energy declining which is understandable for 80 years old although he is still out there every single day, not sure If I would be able to do that without crashing out.
>>218848618They pump him with God knows what.
>>218848277I don't listen to rude songs.>>218848384MOAR BASShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osn-vT69HSY
I got it. They pump him with supplements made from burger extracts.
>>218848663Probably amphetamines which is bad for his age and diet. But he is holding up pretty well for eating like 5th grader, if that whole shtick is true anyway. >>218848671>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osn-vT69HSYgreat chune>moarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIWmQ_HRg0
>>218848671>don't listen to rude songs.Listen to this then.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3PoaB-q7TE
Before Trump got elected, some guy told me that he was the peace candidate and that he was going to end the Russian-Ukranian war in 1 day.I should probably bring this up next time I see the guy to see how he reacts.
>>218848956Colonizer scum.
>>218848956https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Beu77WlqmM
>>2188409554 months of my life and 2000€ in fees + 4000 more euros in lost wage are hostage to some retarded shitalian academic bureaucrats and you medbros do nothing to console me
>>218849013>t. colonist>>218849074Actually I did not even read the text when I saw your post, just opened the pic, chuckled, closed the pic, then scroooled by. Sorry man.>retarded shitalian academic bureaucratsI just called them the n-word>>218849022Kek
got a like from a non horrid girllet's see where this go>>218849074Frankly I don't understand the situation, you need to explain.For my degree it was, pass exams : have degreeAin't got a tutor dabbing on me
>>218849190In shitaly you have to go through a humiliation ritual calling writing a thesis while overlorded by the insane professor caste. A master thesis is more than 100 pages long usually
>>218849236Eh la Madonna scrivi sta cazzo di tesi e falla finita, ce l'han fatta tutti
>>218849074I'm sorry fren, I might have skipped your post. Did you get an answer? I'm crossing fingers so you can get in march.>>218849190Lets gooooo!
>>218849260>ce l'han fatta tuttiSì tranne tutti quelli che hanno mollato
>>218849236I did some kind of thesis like 70 pages I think ? Then I presented it and quickly got the grade I think There was a defined schedule to give my work, no tutor saying, actually work on it for two more weeks o qualcosaIt happens for actual PhD thesis
>>218849273>Did you get an answer? I'm crossing fingers so you can get in march.Thank you man, no I think he is reading what I did until now before giving me am answer
>>218849074What the hell is happening fren!>>218849236My master's thesis was 156 pages long (some 40 being appendixes).
>>218849281E tu non mollare, dai che sei alla fine suTi capisco comunque, anch'io dovrò fare un'altra tesi per finire l'anno prossimo e mi girano i maroni solo al pensiero
>>218849074I was waiting for you to update us on wether you had to do more months or not before saying anything.Anyway, we /med/ders have experience dealing with writing theses, history doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.It seems like a big deal now but once you get to working you probably won't mind it that much that you had to be a bit late.
I never went to collage/uni and it seems like it's a lot of work so I commend you bros for working hard!
>>218849355Inizia sei mesi prima da quando pensi di dare l'ultimo esame, non fare come me che ho aspettato di dare tutto
>>218849483Ma infatti io penso già di iniziare a parlare a settembre di quest'anno per la sessione di laurea di luglio 2027, ho fatto lo stesso per la triennale ed è andata bene
>>218849469Ngl sometimes I feel like a failure for not finishing uni. I dropped out soon after I got a position at the place where I work at now. Pay is better than what niggas would get on average with the degree I would have gotten so I was like fuck it.Do you sometimes feel like you regret not getting a degree, Bulgarianon?
Also I kinda regret not studying mathematics or engineering at uni desu. Originally enrolled in medicine in Scotland but covid lockdowns came so I skipped a year, then I was like fuck it I don't want to study that many years just so I can wage 12 hours shifts, so I enrolled in finance.
Rare dictionary W pull
>>218849861>Pay is better than what niggas would get on average with the degree I would have gotten so I was like fuck itThat's good so don't feel bad.>Do you sometimes feel like you regret not getting a degree, Bulgarianon?Not really, I was a good student in school and that's with mostly phoning it in, but I already knew what I wanted to do and was kind of doing it back then. The only thing that I really liked when I visited friends in unis in the UK and Netherlands was that everyone was studying together and going out late night which I did here with friends but meeting new people and making connections in other countries is nice. >>218849904Yeah engineering does seem cool desu, but I was such a mess back then I'm not sure I could have applied myself lol.
>>218850185
>>218850531>Sir there are children hereShouts it even louder
>>218851251
>>218851306You'd think they'd check on what currency they'd be needing.
>>218851428Entitlement is a hell of a drug.
>>218847601baseddid you get the DLC too?Japan is so fucking busted I love them especially Amaterasu
Finished the first episode of twink peak Now I know the cooper guy Gman postsGot the ick from all these people cheating >>218851748I think so, the fitgirl repack.
>>218851835I dunno I haven't pirated a game in years not worth the hassle so I just wait for discountsbut you should if you have access to "Yasuko's Tale" in the campaign screen, I don't really play multiplayer so I don't know what's meta or not but I like doing the weekly skirmish challenges and playing the game as my comfy podcast game and it seems like the Japanese are the best
>>218851985>not worth the hasslewow, the hassle of googling "fitgirl"
>>218852350He's wealthy fr fr
>>218850292I wish I had studied in the Netherlands. Nothing wrong with studying in Spain, but that way I would have lived alone fresh out of highschool plus the Netherlands is a good place for my engineering field and the stuff I'm more interested in. Also, for le international experience™ o algo.>>218849904I always feel a little bit bad about what I ended up studying. I would have like studying math, medicine/biomedical engineering or even physics, but I shat the bed on my highschool finals and got a very mediocre grade so I had to settle for something a little bit less exciting. Oh well.
My studies kind of sucked, but idk what else I could have done
>>218852350no you shitalian retard it's the hassle of having to redo it whenever a new patch or DLC comes out, not being able to use the same save files across machines and not having access to the weekly challenges/gautlet mode
>>218852577rude
>>218852437I love the Netherlands, I would live there. I've visited more than 10-12 times.
>>218851835zased, hope you enjoy>>218852577rude!
>>218852835sometimes you just gotta body a freak gman
>sometimes you just gotta body a freak gman
>I quote post without giving deserved (You) I'm so smort
>>218853096>>218853136mental how good we had it
>deserved (You)
What will be his response?
>reddit wojakslop
>text with Syrian girl>end up talking about mass killings and the Holocaust just before saying goodnightyes I'm somewhat of a romantic you could say
>>218853304> talking about mass killings and the Holocaust>Syrianwell?is she pro or anti Holo?
>>218853343she mentioned a recent murder so I brought up a book about killing I had readsurprisingly, she doesn't like murders
>>218853367good luck you eternal romantic>surprisingly, she doesn't like murderslol you sure she's Arab?
>>218853420yes but she's Christian, not the explosive kindanyway it's a mystery she's still talking after more than a month
Good night, sisters.Should have gone to bed an hour if not two ago desu.
>>218853304Hey that's great. Are you gonna see each other soon?
>>218853523same, gn sister>>218853528we haven't made up another meet up yet but we video call
>>218853523Goodnight bro>>218853600>but we video callThat's good. You gotta meet up again and do the needful and kiss her this time.
>>218853492>Christianwhich kind? just out of curiosity I was under the impression that Syria has like 5 or 6 "classic" denominations between orthodox, greek catholic, latin, assyrian, armenian and other shitlucky you though, they're not as explodey or acidey as the moslems>it's a mystery she's still talking after more than a monthand talking about mass murder(very romantic)!you lock that shit down anon
>>218853752>which kind?Probably Orthodox >Greek catholic*spits on the floor*
