latex edish
>>218845517based edish
>>218847447>race horses are now named for peaky blinders charactersstate
wtf
alright last one, yes the shoe has to be white
Just been told that my mortgage has been formally approved and the offer is in placeWill be a homeowner, specifically the owner of a ground floor waterfront apartment with a view that should really double the price of it. Fifteen minutes from my work by walking and five minutes from the city centreAt age 30 so at least one year younger than the average person
>>218847485shut the fuck up dickhead
>>218847489:O
>>218847504Enjoy your service charges
>>218847512Calm down
>>218847504more money than sense, you.see it a lot
>>218847458Become a priest
corrrrrrr I love ballerinas feet
well she gave a right good go didn't she
>>218847504congrats lad I'm 35 and will never own anything
Job hunting with low self esteem is a nightmare.God help me, I applied for a job cleaning a warehouse 8pm-7am.
i genuinely loved the Wii U
Salt n wepper fries with some popcorn chicken for din dins x
>>218847559
>>218847504can I move in
>>218847559risky post this
>>218847504Congratulations How many rooms?Any amenities along with the building?
>>218845517I actually prefer left.
>>218847559It was crap but it's okay to be wrong
>>218847593It's the same girl though
the wii u more like the pee poo
>>218847606it had some great titles lad did you forget botw launched on wii u first
what we going for then lads?
>>218847618I don't believe you.
>>218847504Cost?
>>218847541Apparently Emma Radanucu has no toenails
>>218847649none of that woke hippy nonsense
>>218847544ktimmers at 30
>>218847642not allowed is it
might foster an at risk youth
>>218847651Don't know how to prove it but I swear it's the same person in each frame
>>218845517do women have fun when they do this
>>218847550In the same boat. Not worked in 15 years. No references. Full of depression, anxiety, health problems, no qualifications, no skills, no brain, no driving license - which you need for everything now apparently.
>>218847649fatlad
mental how america has a literal gestapo murdering non-trumpers
>>218847498what
just got shot in the street by starmer gestapo
>>218847571Just got back from shop with pukka pies, rustlers, chips, super noodles
milf checking me out
>>218847524They're not much can't remember what though. At least I'm not paying rent like I have been for about seven years>>218847536Nah>>218847544I've been living month to month for forever, it's overtime that changes lives>>218847575cant>>218847582Thanks, one bedroom, small area, but very beautiful. Surrounded by amenities and all within close walking distance>>218847656£145k, only a 5% deposit of £7.3k, I think it should cost a lot more
getting likes on hingenever know what to say though
>>218847693the gestapo were spies
>>218847693ay caramba mi mama was kirked by ice!
>>218847679I've been fooled before!
three fingers up my arse
>>218847688And experience. You need that to get jobs that people used to get for experience in other fields.
>>218847649Chocolate fudge brownie but don't be a mong, don't got for ben and jerrys. Tesco have better cheaper chocolate fudge brownie ice cream than that. Have a proper look don't give money to those illegal immigration loving scum
evening y'all
>>218847649Get some decent Cornish vanilla ice cream
>Blake Blossom x Brickzilla>Kate Bloom x Louie Smalls>okichloeo x Dredd>Baby Kxtten x Freddy Gong>Abigaile Johnson x Mandingowhich should be tonight's watch lads?
>>218847504dude sold himself to the bank for a soggy basement omdz
blatantly a prostitute
>>218847593why
>>218847764Owiiiite tweecuuw.
>>218847676Give them the most basic bitch spare bedroom and anytime they complain tell them how lucky they areSingle duvan bed from Argos. One drawer bedside stand with one of those lamps with the bendy neck. A rail for a wardrobe. A shelf that fits about five books on it.
>>218847634>it had some great titles ladIt did but all of the truly good ones were ported elsewhere plus Cemu is such a good emulator that the console itself doesn't deserve praise
>>218847504>my mortgage>a homeownerNOPE!
>>218847746Yep got turned down for a Morrisons night shift position for not having enough experience. I do but it was all 20 years ago. 3 years supermarket, 1 year shop, 8 years warehouse. Can't even get an anti social shelf stacking job. Might as well top myself
>>218847504leasehold is it?
>>218847858You still have to pay council tax even without a mortgage so you're always paying to own a home no matter what
Couldn't decide if I wanted a normal cadbury's mini roll or a raspberry one so I've got bothgreedy fat goblin twat I am
Well leftypol?
>>218847881Yeah, but it's owned by a company and all the directors live in the same building and they like me so it's fine
sick to fucking bastard death of hearing about these waspi women moaning cunts. taxpayer shouldn't foot the bill because you couldn't be arsed reading a letter 30 years ago
>>218847889i've got something you can gobble you greedy slut
>>218847687It is a labor of love. They sweat a LOT when wearing latex.
>>218847794I like how she looks in regular clothes. Very homely.
>>218847893This is a good thing because I like curry
>>218847893they committed a crime, they were arrested, they were charged, they are on trialwhat's the problem?
Thoughts?
>>218847924why is she throwing all that water awaystupid off-workde
>>218847947Over hyped to shit because she fluked a grand slam. The quicker she gets a career ending injury the better
>>218847938would this crime have happened if the UK didn't allow any "asylum seekers" in?
rorke did you just eat a bug?
>>218847947bigger fraudster than bernie madoff
>>218847893How do you tolerate the British person that is never moved by any of these horrific attacks to change their stance on illegals?
downloaded no man's sky simply because there are ships that you can walk around in when in space but turns out the process of building them is boring, tedious and not fun at all.
>>218847947proof that women's sports are a meme
>>218847938their sentence? community service, brought to you by the fabian society
>>218847947wonder has she ever girl wanked with the handle of a tennis bat
>>218847893You only care because he's an immigrantIt's an isolated incident and the biased right wing media are reporting in it to slander our brown brethrenIt's not because he was brown, but because he was a man. Kill all menActually this didn't even happen and you're making it upGo lick some more boots you small dick incelYes it happened, and it's actually a good thing you flag shagging sub 60 IQ pink gammon fuck
>>218847965no, rape was invented by migrants, obvs
>>218847947>>218847972apparently she has no toenails
>>218847999I accept your concession
rorke hallucinating himself as leftypol again
>>218847999Were any non-immigrants raping that girl before this?
>>218847947Very cute but no toenails.
>>218847504Congratulations. I bought a 2bed terraced house last year.
>>218847789confirmed
Migrant rapists live mortgage-free in your head
ema raducano doenails
>>218848089Don't think that specific 12 year old girl that the post is about gave birth to us lad.
IsthatGary Eats .. !!
proper relapsed on NoFap since my last escort visitthe sound of her moaning loudly and making eye contact while I fucked her on top was hot
Pink wojaks at night, toilberg's delight
>>218848139I can`t Believe !!
>>218848110all women dress like whores now it's not guarantee they are on the job
>>218847970These men weren't illegals. They were here "seeking asylum," because they said they didn't feel safe in their home countries. Probably because the countries they came from are full of violent savages. And we have to take unlimited men from these countries because what if we don't, and some of them get hurt somehow?Ironically we are saving some people by taking in men like this: we're saving the 12 year old girls they'd be raping in their home countries.
Slipped on the garden path walking up to the house and landed flat on my back, got a lot of mucky mud and earthly smeg all over my work shirt, hope it comes out in the wash
don't know how you could possibly have any opinion which doesn't align 100% with mine
>>218848120And nose. Shes like one of those little terriers
>>218847541she just took her shoes off though, they wouldn't look that red otherwise
Just throw that ass back and think of england
chapsyour evening entertainment has arrived
>>218848159You have to stay awake all night because you might have a concussion and you will die in your sleep
>>218847893leftists quite literally and unironically believe a certain level of rape, murder, and other crime is worth it. that is genuinely what they think
>>218848149>Teacher sent student texts - before they had sex
>>218848184I wish I were Levar BurtonI wish I were Levar Burton
>>218848184Hang on that's them off Star Wars
>>218848209oh you BHENCHOD that's not right
>>218848184no thanks i'm going to have a legally questionable oily wank
>>218848149mildly crazy eyes explains it all
>>218848197>certain levelI don't think they have a limit, maybe a vague hope that it doesn't happen to them but even then they often come out to forgive their attacker
fella at toil said he couldn't place my accent and that I had a lot of "twangs"seems like I've become yankified without realising it
>>218848184where's his fucking visor? all this time he could actually see? what a fucking conman
that's itgonna start drinking lessits just not worth it, the hangovers are too brutal
>>218848149these women are deranged
>>218848184TNG films and everything after enterprise* SUCKED
>>218848251wrong
>>218848184>“Before we get going, are there any Moms for Liberty in the house?” Burton asked, while the New York audience laughed. “Moms for Liberty? No? Good. Then hands will not need to be thrown tonight.”
Charles Dickens
>>218848184I'm actually going to watch that, love me tng/ds9, can't believe they're no longer oj netflix
>>218848238maybe just speak rp with a hint of an accent ive got a bit of a scottish one but mostly speak normally
>>218848139They don't appear to sell food
>>218848238I found myself saying "parking lot" without realising it.
>>218848251first contact is the best thing in the entire franchise
hey
>>218848246Why is it when teenagers do murders their identity is kept hidden? Because I remember when those two tranny killers were revealed and some bleeding heart came out with>But how are they supposed to move on when they're released?!.
>>218847893
Begun a three-pronged ATTACK for a TITCOW on the Dating Apps Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble.Found 2 on Bumble after several hours. Tinder RAN OUT OF GIRLS and began suggesting birds on the other side of the Planet (WTF?), and Hinge is like 95% Blacks. It ain't going well, gents.
>>218848149>hours long sex marathonSo not rape then?
>>218848276black guy implying violence against women, how original
>>218848272I put the asterik in because I'm lazy. The Kelvin films are watchable and I like the third one (actually what I first watched of star trek)
>>218848275I've been using that on my door hinges the fuck>>218848279We have a Dickens thing near me most years and I don't think I've ever been
>>218847947are beautiful emma x
>>218847958kek
>>218847693we're just not applying equal standards to leftists anymore. You don't get to be a citizen, have rights, or be treated as a person. It's an unnecessary handicap to place upon ourselves when facing a domestic enemy that doesn't follow any laws and actively desires to destroy every principle that a nation was founded upon.
should i put £50k down to buy a flat
>>218848315heard they were bonking in a steamy love tryst
REFORM PARTY BROADCAST ON BBC ONE RIGHT NOW
>>218848312>Hinge is like 95% Blacksmight have to get on hinge aha. x
we need more transgirls on /int/, I'm not sure why there are so few
>>218848371heyy
>>218848371trannies should all be killed
>>218848276you should hear how Troi speaks about orange manshe wants to literally murder him lmao
50 million pounds for jorgen strand larsenscreaming crying throwing up
>>218848342>we'reyoure not in power rorke you'll also be under the boot soon enough
>>218848407
got paid today and I got to keep 60% of itThank You Based Starmer
You know my nameLook up de number
>>218848342monsieur, your sinner is servi
>>218848452Do you think Toilberg got more surplus value out of you or not?
>>218848447no i've even done one of those ancestry tests and i didn't get any irishso that's you done
>>218848391can't say that
>>218848342solid post, screencappedI mean can you imagine treating this thing >>218847938 as a human? As though they think and feel as we do? As though they seek anything but their own parasitic endgame?
lads, the last time I saw the escort she said I could just text her for future meetings rather than messaging via AdultWorkbut I'm not sure if she still wants a formal booking request through AW. I'm planning to message her on Sunday with the following>"Hi x, just checking if you wanted me to put in a booking request for our next meeting, or is it all good without one?"Sound ok?
>>218847924delicious
>>218848371nah because I'd be tempted to backslide more and I watch enough tranny porn as it is
with /brit/ i share this lonely poo
>>218848478"marketplace of ideas" cuck
>>218848530*gobbles it up*
what do we think of this
>>218848371There were loads on that tagmap thing
>>218848554that you'll be spamming it for months to come
>>218848554Astrology for racist nerds
>"marketplace of ideas" cuck
>>218848391based
i saw /brit/ mentioned on the ecker metathreadwhat happened
my restaurant got visited by gary eats todayi didn't serve him, but i did bring him a second drinkhis cameraman looks like he posts herethink mallardlad
>>218848528>>218848554made by a virgin with mental illness
How was your day lads?Today I found out that a guy who I've known for about 10 years just got raided by the police and they found some shit on his computer that is getting him put on the sex offenders register and possible prison time. His family have immediately disowned him and he will almost certainly kill himself by the end of the week. So that's a bit bloody bonkers.
>>218848584kys
>>218848528low maternal face is more my type
>>218848391with kindness! <3
>>218848568genuinely don't know what you mean by thiswho do you think i am
Seek help before it's too late
>>218848392She's a bit of a nutter though
>>218848615you're heathermong
>>218848613"native"
>>218848613>debt down???
>>218848625you're goddamn right
>>218848613This is really the lowest-energy shill I've seen in a while. Do better lads.
>>218848597How did you know him? Did you have any idea?
>>218848625i think a decent amount of /brit/ posters are actually schizophrenic and have started hallucinating personalities>spaki>heathermong>gingerpaedohaven't a clue who any of these people are meant to be
>>218848597dont know what you'd do in that situation except for kill yourself id like to see the people who say suicide is never the answer come up with a solution
>>218848660yawn
Pretty sure the goth manager of the restaurant I went to last night is in to me. She did tell me that she'll be working for the next four days
>>218848635sure okay
>>218848591thought gary was getting fucked up the arsche by his cameraman?
Boring lie not worth making
>>218847504>Fifteen minutes from my work by walkingBest hope you never change job thenMug
>>218848683done that sad cunt
drinking beer poured from a bottle into a glass is worse than drinking from a can poured into a glassbut beer directly from a can is more grim than beer directly from a bottledraught is, of course, king.
>>218848720You sound jealous
>>218848204WARP SPEEDDON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>218848724we're all just trying to find our worms
always end up needing 2-3 large poos in a morning. some of which can be semi-emergencies. and then my guts shut down til next morning. need old bodyberg to figure it out and do a late afternoon poo to spread it out a bit. make everything less of a crisis in the morning.
>>218848694no its his sonlooks like him a bit and dresses like a younger version of gary
>>218848724the escort sucking my penis while I looked down at her last time was pretty hot tbqh
>>218848775that's the best bit of the day, though
>>218847729Hullmong?
beepity beep beep time for another escortmong update
>>218848724mad how the intrusive thoughts don't lead to a few biting the end off every year. it'd be so easy.
>>218848683feelin sleepy? x
>>218847649Fish food is bussin but didn't these used to be an imperial pint?
I think I might become an infantry officer in the reserves. Seems fun
>>218847571You gonna cook them chips or nah?
>>218848656Worked with him and would go for drinks once a month (not just me and him, others on the team too)He was always a bit spergy but so are half of the cunts who post here, never suspected it would be that grim behind the scenes >>218848670Exactly, they've released him on bail but he has admitted it to some friends and family. He probably thought they would be mad at him initially but then lend their support. That did not happen, he has nobody.
>>218848825>infantry officerGrunt
>>218848344why are you still debating thisyes, obviously
>>218847571mmm steamed chips
>>218848724wife won't do it, haven't had it done in 8 years now.don't mind too much, the cope is that at least i'm not married to a cocksucker so her lips are never tainted, the kids won't have to live with that reality either.still though, getting sucked off is nice.
>>218848851but what about the 2 grand a year service charge which is completely unregulated and can increase every year
>>218848774*ears perk up; raises snout from trough*TikTok? Tiktok... trend?
it's a gimmick. there is no flat. stop encouraging it.
>>218848837It's the closest reserve depot to my house. I don't fancy FPV drones thoughbeit
Monstera is doing well x
>>218848863I assume you make more than 2 grand a year But still you could always just leave truro
RORKE UNMASKED
haven't done my work for a week now, I'm just waiting for them to fire me. haven't got a clue why none of my coworkers have said anything yet
my gimmick is replying to the should i install linux/i bought a house on a noisy road/should i put a deposit on this house poster like i'm taking his gimmick seriously
sohere we all are then
>>218848888I assume you make 8888 grand a year! congratulations!
>>218848904i don't think you know what Rorke actually means
>>218848925*nods*
>>218848921This entire thread is just one sperg baiting for a crumb of attention isn't it
>>218848919*swivels about to face you in my chair* and what PRECISELY is your quote on quote 'job'?
my monstera houseplant is doing well :)
>>218848863flat better than no flat it doesn't get any simpler unless you have a better use for that money.if you do, then use that instead. get into vending machine renting.
>>218848944/brit/ really does attract the mentally ill
Heard you the first time gaylord nobody cares
>>218847571state of them chips
just patented one of the gimmicks I didn't even make and now I'll be raking in royalties every time it gets used on /brit/ (shan't be revealing which one, keep making me rich hahaha)
>>218848888jewish landowner can hike it every year and turn the flat into an unsellable money pitmany such cases!
>>218848937yeah he’s the guy who tried blowing up parliament or something
I invented that gimmick by the way actually
Just reported multiple posts
my monstera is doing well I'm really happy withit
>>218848951basic bitch houseplant
>>218848987well what are you gonna do then considering you need to move outI mean I can't imagine what else you'd spend 100k on considering you (probably) don't drive
>>218848904Walter White Supremacist
meeting an escort at my new flat that i've bought that i've got a monstera in it that's doing well
>>218847571hiding the chips under the tray, are we?
andrea rorkein
I suck swallow and more
ah yes the consequences close in and the moment draws nearer :)
>>218849032right well your housing troubles are solved
my thai constellation monstera (an intermediate variation) houseplant is really healthy
Got about 30k and wont spend any of it
>went to get the creamy snickers>nothing but toffee crisps remaincupboardberg done me there ffs
>>218848860honestly grimwould hate to have a dead bedroom relationship
>>218848949it's a really fucking stupid job to be honest with you it's spreadsheet work for an online ed-tech company (similar to khan academy, coursera, udemy, edx, etc) just organization of course content, managing partners, etc
>>218849045that's funny because I got about $30k recently and I spent it all on tech garbage and a car almost immediately
can i live in a cage under your bed
>>218848951got a big old bird of paradise plant me. was knee high when i got it and it's taller than me now. flowers every 7 or 8 years apparently.
yeah probably
might start gambling
Saving my good posts for the new!
One of your lot wearing headphones in a pub
hate living here but would go properly feral if i lived on my own would go weeks without human contact
>>218849105KTIM
>>218849048who said dead bedroom? we're having a baby this year and it wasn't through ivf. it's just on the level of "no anal".which, to be fair, i wouldn't marry an arse slut either.
>>218849106she's the first one I've seen on their phone as well
>>218849066are you referring to this classic greentext
>>218848949>quote on quoteidiot
only women I ever get attention/compliments from is older overweight onesjust the other day one at work was saying "ooh Anon's showing off with his long arms~" while I was lifting stuff off a palletjust once id like to get attention from a woman under 40
>>218849130How much does that pay?
Spent £670 on Prime drinks
>>218849139you're very boring so you don't deserve it
>>218849106>One of your lot wearing headphones in a pubThat is actually weird behaviour 2bh especially in such a small pub
love making fun of the genuinely mentally disabledtheir stupid drooling moaning faces make me crack up in publicdon't like it? shouldn't have been born a mong should they
got like 80k saved up and live at home with mum/dad i've thought about buying a flat even if i just live there a few days a week
>>218849123UM x
is this the last post I believe...correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like bump limit will be reached with the next post...?
I have £980k saved up and live in my mum's spare room
>>218849176>>218849176>>218849176
>>218849181eh?
>>218849143screaming you've stitched me right up there
>>218849044boring plant
I have 46.8 billion saved up and live in a hole behind the tesco express
>>218849106should boot her out she's not even drinking
Bizarre yank new
NEW (with EDITION)>>218849231>>218849231>>218849231
>>218849216Haha glad I could brighten your day a little mate x
