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>it's an anon forces his shit gimmick thread
>>218851164I don't get why he posts it over and over It's just some shitty unfunny SNL skit
>>218851185Anons in here are always trying to force gimmicks, perhaps they envy the attention Jason gets
Clean it up
i am neither 15 nor 30 but 26
I don't know what you fags are talking about it was the only webbum I had readyAnyway of you don't like Mikey Madison you're a fag and I don't want to hear from you
>>218851295Faggot
>>218851295She's an ugly yenta and you're brown.
>>218851295>if you don't like an ugly jew hollywood tried to force, you are gayNigga..
>>218851272I haven't been here in like a year so at most you could be 16.
>>218851221>perhaps they envy the attention Jason getsit's easy to get (You)s. see >>218851295
>>218851272Then why does Jason mog you?
>>218851295Idk who that is and idc to know
My ancestor :)
>>218851394I like how Todd made this show to shit on NV because he's mad it was more popular.
>>218851484>because he's mad it was better despite a lower budget and laughable deadlineFTFY
hi /cum/ my name's shawn
>and I'll have a..... Vanilla .... one of the vanilla bullshit things. You know. You.... whatever you want. Some vanilla bullshit latte-cappa thing, whatever you got, I don't are
I would like to make this the thread theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1av6Xrh2SNE
>>218851512Yes that's all true, the half-assed spin-off that was originally just another DLC turned into the most popular full game of the series. So he gets to console himself by making a TV show shitting on the game lol
>>218851577I haven't heard them in over 20 years
My life sucks
My life is epic
>>218851662I forgot to check them out for over 10
I'm being forced to transition
When the shit goes down, you better be ready(WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN)
I've never had a pear.
my life is ozempic
>>218851840You aren't missing much.
>>218851351a year passed and you still haven't come up with a new joke about me that doesn't stink? based retard. welcome back>>218851382i literally mog him in every single aspect despite all my inferiorities and illnesses
>>218851896I'm more masculine than you and simultaneously cuter.
>>218851221>>218851185She’s hot asf you incels!
>>218851896If the joke stinks it's only because you stink. Typical unwashed teenager!
Dad said to go plow the driveway
>>218852022Tell him>I'll plow your wife faggot
>>218851577Incredibly overrated bandt. MassachusettsBetterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Gr3BS_0QQ
Fuentes is heavily based. He absolutely mogs that fucking tranny cuckold freak Destiny.
You.
>>218852204He listened to the cool Kanye song in public :D
He's a jew btw
Feeling of dread increasing as shift approaches
>>218852204Mogs in terms of homosexuality perhaps
>>218852275lol
>>218851137>For a bagel that went viralbased edish-y
Do the wagie dance
eating blueberries
If simulation theory were true would we even be aware of ourselves as a simulation why would our programming allow for that
>>218852364If I ever become a manager at a store I will NEVER do this
2020 was a good time to be a zoomer
>>218852363Samefag op
>>218852364This isn’t normal behavior
Fed the sourdough starter.
>>218852447Feed me daddy
>>218852344>I'm just going to attack his reputation insted of adressing what he saysyou sound hypocrite af
where are the messssssssssicans?
>>218852275simply amazing. the best i've seen in a while. trains appear to be our mechanical ally in this war against brownoids.
Breed with black women.
>>218852478Why do mexicans call each other "race"? Isn't that a bit conceited?
>>218852364>the flustered niggers in shiestys wanting to kill themselves over this faggot ass cornball cracker of a manager LOL
did nothing all day award
>>218852479Jeets are attracted to trains like magnetsNiggers are repelled by trains
>>218852461Alright. Everything he stands for spits in the face of the saints who stood up to Nazism like St. Maximilian Kolbe. He's a grifter, it's documented going back to high school, and he had a knack that he could make money off proto-groypers
>>218852518dunno
What would you do if a black girl wants to ride your white penis?
>>218852590Black women look like men There's maybe 1 in 10 that look decent
>>218852522He’s dancing to K-Pop Demon Hunters (Huntrix - Golden)
this image harkens back to some of my earliest masturbation memories
>>218852611The black girls in my area are hot as hell
>>218852590Some of the mixed ones are hot, but the offspring would be monstrous and she'd probably give me an STD.
>>218852590im incredibly ugly and dysgenic
>>218852522Manager doesn't care tho, he kept it going
That time of year again lads
Rank my list /cum/https://i.4cdn.org/hc/1748918470762259.jpg
>>218851569relatable, i want to say this and have the barista give me something that tastes good
>>218852671honestly if he said anything to them they'd split his skull or stab him to death as he walked to his car that evening. he knows this too.
>>218852722All pretty gross
i’m a fucked up dysgenic truecel therefore it’s pointless to resist bad outcomes in my life and all my efforts, ambitions, and wants are stupid, obscene, and vain. i can’t undo my birth but i can minimize its impacts and erase myself
>>218852722>no Lauren Phoenixfaggot shit list kys
>>218852701That's some insane skill. Double raises like that I don't think I could ever do.
we did it broshttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/515233548718834055
>>218852204>>218852344He got caught watching porn that was like twink hooks up with femboy or something like that.Was also during the time he was completely deplatformed and streaming on cozy and post-covid, pre-elon twitter, maximum censorship. His mood at the time was like I'm either going to be thrown in a gulag or become a dissident living in Russia, China or Iran.
>>218852325Even if that were true, Jewish heritage is passed matrilineally, which would mean he's not Jewish
https://youtu.be/Q54umI--FDM
I’m at the stage of sick where I’m burping because of all the sniffles
>>218852840>you're not black because....Retard.
>>218852163Good song but contrarian take
>>218852817redditjeet pls...
>>218852364>>218852393>>218852426>>218852522>>218852671Walmart store managers make good money to do this gay wagie dance, you would too. They make like 10x what the wagies make
>>218852722british coded list
>>218852868wdym?
>>218852859That's the rule, if a Jewish guy has kids with a non-jewish woman the kids aren't considered real jews
>>218852933I don't care about jew rules. You are racially jewish.
I AM A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKING FAILURE
l'oréalbye-bye tears
I still have faith in trump and the Jews won't change that
>>218853022You should listen to Failure. >https://youtu.be/Pu5qwVhqMrQ
>>218853064I have
Hello
>>218853064I never knew the straight version of Erasure would result in such a downer, myan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
you ever just sit in your truck
if you have to go to walk in doctor even for something minor, i think you should immediately leave if the doctor assigned to you is indian. I've been in and out of clinics and hospitals the last three months straight and every time a jeet touched my file they fucked something up that had to be fixed by the next doctor. my gp did the eyes closed hand on forehead sigh this morning when she saw what the most recent one did.
>>218851913ok i'll admit you're cuter but you're not more masculine
They didn't have the pink lemonade one so I randomly bought this.
You ever just sit on a dick
>>218853106Before the gym I crack a white monster and sit in my car enjoying some music for about 5 min
>>218852529i got that award literally every day this year
>>218853150why are you holding it with your feet?
>>218853156i sit on your dick until it squirts hot white goo
You ever just sit on your balls
>>218853156
>>218853171Feet go on the floor. Nothing is being held there.
>>218853174You're the only person who's ever loved me
>>218852850i'm at the stage of ill where my biggest success of the day is eating two meals. or one. it's hard for me to chew and swallow. especially carbo-hydrates
jason is trying to seduce fk
>>218853142I have both the cool good looks of an ikemen and the youthful verve of a boymoder. I'm a dual spirit.
Day 3 of no alcohol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qT4ypTuGLM
>>218853022that makes two of us
>>218853135My family doctor died and I found out because I haven't been there in 10 years. Anyways I go in there and my new doctor is a white woman around my age and she gives me the tetanus shot and checks my blood pressure.I was there to try to get a steroid cream because my hand had a breakout of some kind of harsh eczema. IDK what the fuck happened because it was flaking like crazy and bloody when i gently scratched it. The cream didn't help either.Eventually I just wrapped my hand and didn't touch it for a month and it was gone after.
>>218853236>Day 3 of all alcohol
I can’t do it anymore
>>218853156I paid a ladyboy to fuck me in the ass in thailand
>>218852701Imagine training your whole life for this moment only to be booed at and followed around by ICE in a foreign country.
Who is ready to start a boy band?
>>218853274BUT THINK ABOUT THE BOOMERS EQUITY SONTHE 74 YEARS OLD CANT WATCH HIS MAGIC NUMBER GO DOWN HE WORKED ALL HIS LIFE FOR IT FUCK YOU
>>218853274I can't believe the jew loving child molesting rich billionaire real estate mogul from New York would do such a thing.
>BOOT LICKERS Nope, we are the boot!
I back the blue.
ayo mane dat nigga finna poop his pants dawg
>>218853341No you aren’t
>>218853341They literally just played that clip of Dim Fool on TDS, are you gangstalking me?
>>218853341you're a jewish billionaire?
>>218853350
Does terry still post here
>>218853403Terry passed several years back, sadly.
Sanity check - this is a 6/10 at best, right? without her 100 lbs of makeup on, she would probably be a 4/10?
>>218853442That's a doodlebug
>>218853491
>>218853425Wrong terry
>POOP LICKERSNope, we are the poop!
hehe
>>218853491doodleberg's requesting 'is daily toil, innit?
When I was 18, 89 days after graduating high school, my 24 year old female teacher and I had hot steamy sex for hours and then I reported her to the police for abusing a student and she went to prison and is a registered sex offender now.
>>218853651Why didn't you breed her?
>>218853651I've done things that would get me 5 to life in the states several times over, yet here I stand
Sup boys, I can't sleep.
good night brosssssssss
>>218853677i didn't know you could get life in prison for gay prostitution in the states
Well, see you guys in another year. Pretty mid here tbqhwyf.
>>218853696>>218853697
>>218853723see that's where your theory collapses in the face of my machiavellian design
Elon Musk has one dumbass moronic opinion for every dollar he has. Even if he lives 200 years he will never get to his full retarded potential in his lifetime.
>>218853782and yet when all those Chink teenagers got trapped in that flooded cave, who was gonna provide the bangalores to light their gook asses up? Das rite!
>>218853810That whole episode was so bizarre
>talk to any woman>at some point mention your gf (even if you don't have one)1000% you're putting it with this trick
>>218853743I almost fixed my sleep this week. Going to bed at 9-10 and waking up at 4-5. There's a small window of about an hour-two after I eat that I can fall asleep and If I don't it's over. >>218853677w-w-what did you do Slovenia?
I fucked up and cheated on my gf with my highschool crush. Should I tell her bros? I feel bad.
>>218853862nobody ever sued, OK? We're on good terms. We're talking, we're cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB3GXhXEV4k
>>218853880very bad man
>>218853880Get them together and let them know
I don't have have a pot to piss in
>>218853880how big was her cock?
Just spent $3,000 on gun stuff
>>218853931what u buy in canada?
>>218853891At first I though it said "Queen Hitler" lol >nobody ever sued, OK? We're on good terms. We're talking, we're cool.I guess I would be called a pedo in American for being in a relationship with my ex ex gf by todays standards.>>218853918what does that mean?
Hey, I respect the taxpayer, law enforcement and emergency services, you know? It's not like I'd hit them over the head, rape them and set them on fire, you know? Even if they were all prone and just lying there like ohhh pls mr. anon beat on us and light us on fire! No, FUCK that shit!
Mine penis doth quiver
>>218854022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaPdpwA4Iw
>>218854048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYLOdvt8aVI
>>218853960some new rifles, scope, covers, sling, ammo
>>218854068What kind of a name is Schaubroeck
>>218854048>>218854068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCjc6Eo_m-s&list=RDVCjc6Eo_m-s&start_radio=1
I knew it. I FUCKING knew I wasn't gonna be going on a first date tonight (or any time soon). Even though she accepted, there was something in the back of my head saying "you're going to spend today alone". And I was fucking right.
>>218854072See you on the news bro
>>218854129lol, they keep making those songs, it's over for danny >>218854142what happened?
>>218854001>what does that mean?It means I have no money
>>218854118idk but here's part 3 of his epic 1970s alt rock operahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKNX9c1CIwo
Probably not making it past 40 or 50
>>218854146oh I am but a humble sportsman.
Jedidiah is such a tough name
I've never been happy
>>218854187I like this, wish he wouldn't adlib so much.>>218854186Oh I see
>>218854224At least you can go by Jed. What do you do with Thaddeus?
>>218854171There was a miscommunication. It turns out, me and her were looking for different things.
>>218854265Thad
>>218854265Thad is tougher than Chad
>>218854276>me and her were looking for different things.like what?
Wanna hear something really beautiful https://youtu.be/WlGiOiRQNhI?si=DVMS-eBZZa2yZttt
Thad's Thenis was Thoooooo Thick
>>218854263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUr1wVf29b8now name that fooking sample!
The worst thing that women have done to society that no one likes to talk about is ruin intergenerational male friendship, back in the day you would have older guys who you saw as mentors and it wasn't weird, men are so hyper-competitive and afraid to do anything that a woman could use to accuse them of being gay (this is also the fault of the internet letting women use dating apps and talk with an unlimited number of men), having an old man who hates his own children so he treats you well and gives you nepo jobs and unsolicited deep advice, nowadays it's rare that an old man at work will go off about anything even after hours because they're so afraid of HR
>>218854297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kbv1OpIpaA&list=RD6Kbv1OpIpaA&start_radio=1
>>218854297Not bad, but he didn't do the solo.>>218854306You asked me last time fren and I figured it out. It's the Fatboy Slim track which I didn't know that it was even a sample so danke for that tit bit.
Boston Bros will you be going?
>>218854348damn, my drinking has really caught up to me!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZBISo2CaEalso, here's my fav Fantano-mediated track
holy shit get off Twitter you brainotten faggots jfc
>>218854372My brothers was bumping this around Christmas lol>Fantano-mediated trackhow?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMrQqgWPlRw
>>218854351I'd do it for 100 cash
>>218854399>when you're such a Raw Egg Nationalist that you become a Bronze Age Pervert
>>218854399>>218854421Longhoused ass nigga
>>218854413was hoping this said "premeditated attack on Fantano"imagine my disappointment.
>>218854478at least looking at Fantano doesn't trigger one of those Cronenberg moments like it is with Sam
>>218854324Make the next /cum/ thread with that image
>>218854478lel>>218854496sad he deleted his meme channel
>>218854291I thought she wanted a relationship, turns out she was just looking for friends.At least I found out now rather than afterwards.
Normalfaggot hours
>>218854525You met her on a dating app and she just wanted friends? What kind of bullshit is that?
Just took a massive fucking weed vape hit, choking on that shit rn
>Just took a massive fucking weed vape hit, choking on that shit rn
Americans feel a tingle in their heart, and that tingle is love for Canadians
>>218854544Anon probably gave off rapey vibes and she wanted a way to let him down easy
>Pepe, huh? That name crawled out of the past and bit me on the ankle. Haven’t heard it since the streets were meaner and I was younger...”
>>218854584Nah, he seems like a sweet guy
>>218854544Bulgarian bredda themma need sum JahJah love, seen? Yes, I!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spBPMoS8XEQ
>>218854574not since 1812
>>>/lit/25054688>>>/lit/25054688>>>/lit/25054688>>>/lit/25054688
i can’t escape a pervasive sense of doom about my torturous nigger life
>>218854574I honestly think that we need some sort of canadian-american buddy cop movie, like a cia operative and a canadian mountie track down a terrorist together and then the closing shot is them shaking hands as an eagle gently lands on a maple tree
>>218854630Due South
i wish that aggressive niggamonkey poster would make a post
>>218854648why are they dressed like Adam Ant's band in 1981?
>>218854648Looks like early 00s low budget Canadian tvslop
>>218854656The fuck you talmbout redditjeet?
>>218854673It's low budget comfyslop
>>218854673It actually aired on American primetime for 1 one season
>>218854600Youre kind of changing my mind about reggae a bit, you post that good shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GURhaIv7gI
just showered
>>218854688OOOOOOOOOH FUCK i wish a nigga would
>>218854718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XGDRIFhvasnow in Slovenian
>>218854747>Her traumatized heavy breathing>His facial expressionKINO of the highest order
>>218854544>You met her on a dating appWhere the fuck did you get that idea? We met at a bar.
>>218854809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-HuI9yCYc
pls take your normalfaggotry to instagram or something
>>218854759What I posted was a rap group track (not the guys in the vide) and that video is from a movie, lads were going to throw seeds and grow some ganja. Too bad that movie doesn't have subs because it's hilarious. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XGDRIFhvasThat's kind of nice.>>218854828Oh sorry, I thought you said that the other day.
Post gay stuff for the rest of the thread
>>218854909No.
preparing my world famous incelspaghetti
>>218854809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcr9LW2ZaQthat was a bad recording of such a great band
>>218854914Oh okayBye
momberg just said next family vacation might be to jamaica
>>218854938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTtx2ypVpVY
>>218854928Post something normal for once.
Did orangeman block blackrock from buying homes and cap credit card interest rate at 10% yet?
battyboy jason
For the benis that went viral
>>218854938
>>218854938uh oh
>>218854974no
>>218854938getting a lil stepsibling soon
Might drink my mom's boyfriend's monsterWhat's yours is mine bud
>>218855017are you suggesting his mother is going to get BLACKED with BBC and give birth to a MUTT baby?
Im first aid and cpr certificied
mass shooting in quebec
>>218854965Basedhttps://youtu.be/MubXbVk0qGM?si=NiA6ge7dMedLdap9
>>218855040
Jason's bussy will lose its virginity in Jamaica
>>218855050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LFvaAD2-Yprobably the best opening riff ever written by a reggae artist
>>218855046He did it >>218854072
It's a damn tough life full of toil and strife we whalemen undergo
>>218855046Two deaths constitutes a mass shooting now?
>work IT help desk>me (crakkker), 1 black guy, and 5 H1jeets>black guy says the most racist shit about Indians to me every dayJeet hate has brought together the white and black man
I think whale hunting is kinda inhumane
>>218855046>>218855072it was on a native reserve and only 2 chugs got shot. not a big deal. in fact, typical Thursday in Chuggsville.
>>218855117where are his opposing thumbs, then?
>>218854938Gonna smoke some dank?
Grilled cheese sandwich down the gullet
>>218855137What?
>>218855117its necessary for scientific research ka nanika
I made spanakopita yesterday but they didn't have the good phyllo leaves.
>>218855162They eat them too hundreds of em
Chappelle ain't funny no more.
just ate a FUCKLOAD of ice cream.
>>218855153you fucking hippie, you'll second guess humanity's ascension to the stars itself, you pinko commie bastard!
Call me Ishmael
thinking of doing another fallout 4 playthroughhaven't touched it since beating it once in 2017
>>218854986>>218854995>>218855017>>218855142Grow up
mom's vacationing in jamaicadad's vacationing in thailand
>>218855192Hi Ishmael
>>218855191We should not even kill animals in the future, like in star trek, they have some tech that can make meat
What did we think of the Tomodachi Life direct
>>218855190I have a tub of butterscotch in the freezer
>>218855224I was on board when they declared the next White Lotus S to be set in Norway but then they went for Provence. We've already had that! Boo! Hiss!
Need some island loving
The changer of ways
best part of making poverty corn in the microwave is drinking the corn water
>>218855268BOON of TZEENTCH!
>>218855329You can make a lot of things in the microwave. Like corn on the cob & potatoes are really easy.
need to cum
>>218855389Kind of regret buying mine, I don't use it and it only takes space.
>>218855408BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!
>>218855408you don't even know...
holding in poop is harder than holding in cum
>>218855444>>218855463https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXx9xZfET8
>>218855463I know a woman that didn't poop for 2-3 weeks one time and she had to go to the emergency room to remove it.
>>218855463I haven't pooped since June 1 2023
>>218855476I like that two paired string game.
>>218855163I love spanakopita
>>218855503I got that song off this very general
>>218855463my record is 14 daysclogged the toilet 3 times in a row when i finally ended it.
new>>218855518>>218855518>>218855518>>218855518
>>218855476I love this shit actually.
>>>218851137 (thread magick-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. I remember when I was “evil.” But now, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
