mouse edition !!
me on the left
great edish
Ed Gein’s favorite songs: I’ve Got You Under My Skin - Frank SinatraHell Bent For Leather - Judas PriestDigging Up Bones - Randy TravisHe’s A Woman, She’s A Man - ScorpionsI Wear You - All We Are
bit mousey no
he wont be havin that
>>218855780yeah but the mice are allowed these days, just not if he posts them, much to his dismay I'm sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWbRVbU3Lo
Shall be necking this wot woodle then am off to beddington. Early start in the morning.
>>218855813on the wooze again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8l1Gw_7JfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whK2W3b4fds
another wasted day lol i'm such a dickhead i hate myself so much
Imagine putting your mouth up to her butthole and sucking out a fart.
>>218855916ktim
>>218855916I will suck your dick mate
>>218855916shame, think about all the shareholder value you could've created
go for a walk twice a day, 5 days a week, one at 08.45 and the other at 15.15
>>218855970i did work today but i don't count that as a productive use of my time
the spackerpill is the best pill you can takejust claim endless benefits for being a mong, you get everything you need, flat, motability car, free cash
>>218855992Paying a prossie to slap your nards with a rubber band.
>>218855916I was having a productive day but then got a migraine, had a 4 hour nap and ruined my sleep cycle
>>218856003weirdly specific
>>218855820Nope. Haven't had any wooze all week. Been cutting it right down lately.
Ghosts are realAliens are real Magic is realIt is OK to believe in supernatural wonders beyond our comprehension!Cease your arrogance, not everything needs an explanation!
the film 'World Trade Center' (2006) isn't that good, it's Hollywood shite about a real tragedy and it's too clean in its depiction of the actual on-the-ground reality of the tragedy
3 days off just going to sit in bed and decay
>>218856051this is win
>>218856041know from experience do you yeah
might go for a walk into the woods tomorrow find a nice spot to retirelike that scene is good will hunting
jizzed on myself again award
>>218856040>Aliens are realOh aye x
>>218856078what scene?
Going absolutely mental
>>218856040im a materialist
>>218856076Yeah I was there and everything, I went up to the top and that
>>218856078That movie was released before I was born, old man
considering sticking my tongue out and shaking my head wildly from side to side
>>218856112bunting mental?
Making obnoxious posts on Discord
>>218856112woah wild man aha
>>218856118wow thats coolthanks for letting us know, kid
Seeing someone die, crikeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwF6A85X5E0
GYATT
>>218856141fuck marta BOGGEDyuck>>218856036alri hhl de lid
*walks around town in the middle of town wearing booty shorts while it's snowing*don't look at me you silly boys
>>218856125just did this
>>218856178no one died, that wasnt owen hartthe owen hart one's never been released
wonder what happened to the tape of steve irwin getting killed
>>218856198Alri lid. Am quite enjoying this new off-trip era, obviously some people still recognise me due to my unique posting style and filenames (which I cba to change) but it's definitely been womfier since dropping the trip. I'll be sticking around /brit/ for a while if that's alright with you de lid.
>>218856231They put it on porn hub
>>218856125https://youtu.be/_FW0btrx6gs?t=3m18s
>>218856246no its not alright you cum gargling flamboyantly obnoxious homosexual
>>218856202*looks*
>>218856246not alright
fancy some prawn crackers
>>218856296i assume this lady has a penis?
>>218856269eeew stop staring at me you creepyou are violating me with your eyesyou are committing eye crimes right nowi am being literally eye raped*films you and posts on instagram**4 million simps message you abuse*
>>218856260wazaaaap lol
>>218856320*cums*
>>218856304just rub the inside of your foreskin and smell it, goyim
Off to beddy byes Nighty night lids x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaPdpwA4Iw
>>218856357kys you have creepy eyes
Sex with DJ Mya Clancey
boutta aura farm on these bitches
>>218856357Night lad x
foamy bubbly urine with big gooey slimey chunks13 times a nightwhat am I?
All you want is half pint whole milk, tablespoon organic raw cacao powder, teaspoon organic ceylon cinnamon, 1 banana and 2 sugars. Blend that and drink it
shove it up your arse
>>218856398too much protein and wanking
>>218856398not enough protein and wanking
>>218856404Mongolian sascha grey
>>218856398making me feel a bit peckish mate
got the sniffles, pray for me
>>218856407It’s not called ceylon anymore rorke
>>218856398diabetes
>>218856440true dat
why is reform so popular? how do you look at what’s happening in america and think hmmm yes let’s get some of that retarded chud populism here too
She is fithttps://www.instagram.com/mya__dj/
Morning all ladsHow are we?
>>218856485Some of these people have come from The Bill
>>218856486agreed
>>218856486Shant be logging in
Watching videos :)
i'm bi
>>218856506I'm in love
>>218856516ktimwhat are u watching?
>>218856525make up your mind then you selfish twat
>>218856485"how did u know i took the vaxx"
time 4 bed y'all
>>218856613just woke up me
still to this day no idea why fred would say coolsville sucks when it's where they live and workincredibly short sighted
don't think i'm a midwit but not clever enough to mean anything
IQ is a meme
>>218856543Old WWE videos as part of a nostalgia trip :)
rorke is chopped
thats cause jesus christ is my nigga
>>218856468It’s like all of UK politics are terrible just like in the US.
>>218856672I never rated Kurt Angle until I started watching WWE Vault
>>218856800He is indeed bad to the bone, he had an addiction to painkillers as many wrestlers do and alongside a divorce his time in TNA was filled with suicidal stunts :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4sNsMHVPA
Fresh from Colombia, baking soda that makes you hyper.
Would love to infuse her poo into a homebrew beer. >>218856879The raped.
no better feeling than a clean bumhole
They will sell us the rope with which we will hang them
Vermin
Vermin Lopez
Bought a car less than 24 hours ago. So far I have:>Scraped my wheel on the gutter>Got out of the car without putting the handbrake one while my foot had been on the brake and managed to get back in just in time to stop it rolling into the car in front of me>A bird has shat on itGoing well
Doing an ask of the chatbot
>>218856949>>Got out of the car without putting the handbrake one while my foot had been on the brake and managed to get back in just in time to stop it rolling into the car in front of mePut it in park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dol31wMBsls
>>218856970It's a manual, dummy
Mornin' LADS! Into Day 4 of this Cocaine-Bender. Shall be adding THC, Shrooms and DMT alongside some 62.5% Bourbon. Wish me well!
>>218856974Who drives a manual in 2027
>>218856949Unfortunate, I'm planning on buying a new car soon myself. The wheel scrapes are inevitable when trying to park right against the kerb.What car did you get anon? I'm considering an Opel Corsa(Vauxhall in the UK I think).
>>218856935money for old rope init
Whether by course of history or in the truth being known, you will not get away with this. For every other you have mutilated in subjecting them to your butchery, I say this:One day, your kind will know justice.
any sex havers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmI_FT4YHU
>>218857044certainly not this fella >>218857041
>>218857044Former, not so much now
https://inss.ndu.edu/Media/News/Article/4371195/cognitive-warfare-2026-natos-chief-scientist-report-as-sentinel-call-for-operat/You cannot hide forever
been playing league of legends with a romanian woman latelyalways messaging when i'm online asking me to play and talking my ear offnot sure i like it.
>>218857087ok
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgqzed1vjw5o
What good foodie should I buy In my local co op when they open at 6 am?their bakery is aight but way more expensive than lidl
>>218857115lidl is the best bakery by far for the price tbf
>>218857100I'm wanting to support the British cause but don't know how
he is going live in 30 minutes !!
>>218857156take the piss it's 3:30am
>>218857115Pizza?
>>218857156based mouselordthe last bastion against total emptiness
>>218857152just keep cheering on starmer while he imports the wogseventually he'll reward you with a trip to kherson
>>218857115If you have their card get red grapes and greek yoghurt if you're looking for a bargain.>>218857168>overpriced shitty frozen pizza
this french vpn avatarflag has been seething all day
THINKS THEY ? CAN ME ? YES no YES ! YES ! NO STOP ARRIVE SPOT . JOURNEY TRAVEL STAGGER WORLD SWIFTLY ! SUPER COOLED swag STAR ! SHINE WAY !
Play Blue Archive on PC. It's good.
>>218857201sorry, no
could hear the lady's eyebrow being raised in our phone call about my PIP claim regarding my tiny penis
>>218857201i already do
my attention span is less than 20 seconds
What did he win?
>>218857218could you post a more boring webm
>>218857218right well that's a man
>>218857233the girl bookb bounce ;)
rorke flummoxed
>>218857218>>218857238that's a foid pornstar who started dressing like a man after stuffing her oiled up fanny with horse dildos all day
>>218857218chebs are doing a lot of heavy lifting for this autistic looking bint
>>218857248"rorke" isn't flummoxed by this at all because he only eats food that can be prepared within a minute so beans are great
>>218856974Two technologies that have yet to make it to other parts of the anglosphere: air conditioning and automatic transmissions.
>>218857211based leafbro>>218857115we should hang out at greggs instead, eat a few of them then smoke a bong
took a month break from here and started a business and lost my virginity
>>218857201Mari isn’t that small
i hate these star capchas they are too confusing!
rorke the type of nigga to still have 16gb of ram
>>218857284I have 24 :) It's the sweet spot, for now at least :)
i have "UE50 hinature"
>>218857269What was his name?
>>218857197>all X flags are one personholy shit nigger you are one angry gay little schizo
>>218857298gegory
>>218857295What an insanely ugly and demented cartoon you've posted there for no reason
>>218857269took a 4 month break from here and my life got worse
cocaine shawty
>>218857284>>218857294not a single game in existence that uses over 16GB of RAM
>>218857294how's that work? you have two 8gb sticks in dual channel and then one 8gb stick in single channel? or do you have a laptop with 8gb soldered on and you added a 16gb stick?
>>218857284Had 32 but a stick corrupted so back to 16
VRAM is where it's at
I'm convinced DTFIC is a woman.Who else would spend literally all their time just obsessing over other people and getting hysterical over the most random shit?
>>218857284A 64GB man me
>>218857201
>>218857262>>218856974>Yanks proud of their laziness and lack of abilitycolour me surprised
>>218857355one ear is fucked up>>218857350for what?
>>218857332First case, I have 3 8GB sticks
reading about IRA plans during the 1930s and 1940s >:(feeling displeased >:(
>>218857352it’s not about ability i just want to free up as much cognitive ability while driving to avoid feral nons and female drivers in their 4ton suvs
see you guys later XD
like australia in general but they seem like the biggest normies on earth, cant imagine the hell of being an incel freak or having to date there
>>218857352Living in America is owning a refrigerator and finding out that Brits and Aussies still use ice boxes for some bizarre reason.
reading about IRA plans during the 1980sfeeling inspired
>>218857388funny, we think that about America and Australia
>>218857387reckon it would be piss easyyou'd have birds coming up to you every friday evening like>HEY MARK COME STICK YOUR TONGUE UP LINDSEY'S ARSEHOLE IT'S CLEAN
irish americans fundraising to buy guns for the IRA but this time it’s anglo americans fundraising to buy ac for the english
>>218857413there's probably nothing illegal about this and yet you do not do it...
>>218857421the problem is even if we did they would refuse it so that they could keep complaining
>>218857388minority white
>>218857427sadly, probably true
watching the tennis
I'm a mystery meat mutt with a butchered jew dick but at least I got "AC" because I live in African tier shithole or something
the ceaseless search for women and shagging is the sign of a troubled soulyou want validation, either from yourself, or from others, that you are not worthlessso you do all sorts to get the fabled sex. that once you achieve it, or achieve it with enough random women, you shall be fulfilled and happy. it never works out this way.
>>218857449I look like this and say this but half of it is in spanish
>>218857449No need to have a melty me lad.
>>218857441grow up
Kier Starmer! We comin for you nigga!
I am by far the best American poster in /brit/ so my biggest trouble is the other Americans trying to claim credit for my posts
>>218857464Post made by me btw
Average yank has 30% African DNA and lives in a drug addicted ghetto but at least we don't use "stick shift" or whatever
4 am and on /brit/how did life come to this
>>218857477turn to jesus
dont think are mousenonce is ever coming back
>>218857476who are you triumphing over with these posts
We love our yank posters on the /brit/
Thoughts on the groenendael?
nothing more runtish than sitting on /brit/ at 4am whining about Americans
i love yanks, i’ve always loved yanks. i know a lot of good yanks. no one knows yanks like i know yanks. we love yanks folks.
wish cyberpunk 2077 had a third person mode, what's the point of having me select my character's genitals if i can't run around in the nuddy?
>>218857477on a worknight no lesssurely you have work in a few hours? what would the girlfriend / wife think
Millie is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen leaving an address in Wangaratta on Sunday 8th January 2026.
genuinely laughing my arse off at this slagall her rules are about not being weird to her (obviously) but her tits are right fucking there and the gameplay is in such a tiny screenhow are you meant to even talk about the gameplay when it's just massive tits
alri
I'm a deracinated mutt with an ugly butchered jew dick and a slave to the automotive industry who uses a VPN on /brit/
why are we conscious, lads? why are we here?
>>218857349the ram jews stole 0.1gb of your memory
>>218857522
>>218857513what's the point in working if you're earning less than 55k and it's not some sort of respectable position, your girlfriend will laugh at you and fuck other men behind your back if you work some standard wagie job and you'll get fired if you dont show up 50 hours a week like a slave
Angel is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen at an address in Darley on Monday 26th January 2026.
>>218857524There’s a field of study about this
>>218857262nigga, what. if anything, air conditioning in homes is more prevalent here than the US
Racismlad aka gymlad aka rapelad aka missingpersonslad
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769746345608607.mp4
>>218857540chopped by abos and turned into boner medicine i'm afraid
Arsehole excreting some powerful logs of poo
>>218857524God made us, he plucked us from the void and can do so again when our natural life ends as long as we trust and seek him Christ is the ultimate man. He was God in man’s flesh. The redeemer. He wipes away all the imperfections from your consciousness/soul, allows you to live a fulfilling and holy life on this earth and promises eternal union with God upon death to those who believe in him and follow his words. >why is the world so evil and terrible?Sin. Man turned away from God and we are all born with this curse. Animals do not have rational souls. They cannot sin. They do not feel the spiritual loss you feel. They exist as one with creation. We used to do this before the fall. Christianity is the only religion that seems to hold up, the only one that promises a renewed life both on this world and the one to come. Pagan religions were about appeasing capricious spirits and gods, Buddhism and Daoism promise liberation from human effort and vague “enlightenment”. Christianity is the only one that actually deals with the core human problem (we die, suffer, and fall short of the divine while hungering for it), and has also been the basis of our civilization for 1,500 years. All your ancestors and previous kings would have agreed with it. It’s the only system that works for both a 7th century peasant and a 21st century astrophysicist.Seek and ye shall find.
>>218857568https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769746569270828.mp4
>>218857295he's live
he actually sounds a bit like sacked tranny
>>218857578Pipe down mate he didn’t ask for aesops fables
Remember ThermopylaeWe'll do the same against the yank orcs
Aye so when's the battle for Greenland starting? Oh right, the Yanksissies capitulated x
>>218857594>Last words of the final white Englishman before being savaged to death by a pack of north London niggers, 2090
https://odysee.com/@ThomasBadenRiess:7/the-turd-position.-special-guest-video:9
>>218857598wasteshe’s not even fit
Haribo Supermix. So grim, why they even offer this for sale amongst Mr. Haribos exceptional lineup of confectioneries
>>218857599we get full sovereignty over whatever parcels of greenlandian territory we want, we won
>>218857608you would though wouldnt you
>>218857515>this a 15 year old lol
i was trying to bait him to telling us the reason bro
>>218857594the spartans lost at thermopylae
>>218857624nah seems excessive why can’t she just tie him up whip him and wank him off while whispering filththis looks like mental illness. imagine the post nut clarity
>>218857598mad how the liberals wanna do this to us
>>218857653That’s Angela Rayner visiting a hospital mate have some respect
trans rights forever
need a teenage gf (i am 31)
mental how big space is
>>218857703always thought the milky way was much prettier than nearby galaxies, including andr*meda, however we don't have any real images of what the milky way looks like from the outside so it could be uggo for all we know
>>218857703not real is it
>>218857717>however we don't have any real images of what the milky way looks like from the outside Wdym I thought we had space things far out there taking pics
>>218857725m8...
The ChiComs want to limit how much I can fart. In China, if you fart to much or too loudly, you get social credit points docked.
>>218857718jewish scam mate
angloids will NOT like this
>>218857738Genuine question I don’t know how far we’ve sent out the things I can’t remember the name of for some reason
>>218857755the furthest we've sent anything is the voyager 1, which is just barely outside the solar system, to get a real image of the milky way we would have to send something thousands of lightyears which is obviously not doable
>>218857753Scots came over from Ireland.
absolutely mental how useful ffmpeg is
doing a drive in the british countryside (in my tarqmobile)
>>218857777mental one lad on here got so broken by this simple, and generally irrelevant fact, that he spent years trying to tear it down daily. concluding that it was all a conspiracy by irish medieval monks to keep the scottish man down. rewrote all of history for himself to fit this theory. still shills it on /his/ to this day when he got chased out of here. whenever he would get disproven or lads would tell him no one cares and to stop being an autistic freak he would spam interracial porn for hours.
>>218857780LOVE forza 4, extrememly comfy game
>>218857775Thought the solar system was the Milky Way
I'm not using one of those fuckin bidets. That's fuckin globohomo.
>>218857780Driving on the left hand side of the road yet the steering wheel is on the left hand side of the car.
>>218857794omds someone else remembers asfHe would also argue that the moors w
>>218857794And his name was ASF and he was a fantastic poster (if you ask me).
>>218857801love me bidet me, having a good go at my arsehole after a poo is peng
>>218857809fuckHe would also argue that the Moors were subsaharan levels of black because we used to call them blackamoors
>>218857797true, my first time playing a forza game, not big into racing but I'm enjoying it more than I thought I would
>>218857794scottish nationalists are obsessed with the idea that they are properly indigenous, unlike the horrible immigrant english. they are all over tiktok. i know the snp has had control of scottish education so i assume zoomers have been properly propagandised that they are like native americans that were chased to the north of the island by anglo saxon invaders
might buy a honda civic
aff fae a cheeky 5am maccies
asf… Holden… the last true leftypols
i hate niggers
is it normal my mother can't sleep when I'm getting baked on weed this late at night?me having good time = her having bad time
>>218857557
>>218857888yes it’s normal for a mother to worry about her son frying his brain with niggergrass
>>218857830i’m scottish myself. you’re partially right that americanised scots buying into the ideologue do like to portray Scottish people as helpless Celtic victims against the evil devilish Anglos, like we were red Indians or something. These people are generally not to be worried about. They are midwits that would believe anything. If Scotland was a communist state they would be the most ardent enforcers of that belief system. The other end of the spectrum are idiots (like ASF) that think because the land that is now Scotland had migrations of Angles or Gaels that we are not a “pure” people. That we are “mutted”. Even though this all happened millennia ago, and nations didn’t even exist back then. It was all a slow trickled migration of closely related Celtic or Ingvaeonic speaking NW European tribes moving and settling about a small windy archipelago in the Iron Age.
I would also like to say the n word..ahemniggers
My first reply in /brit/ was Mikey telling me to foy in a vocaroo
>>218857888do you share a bedroom or something? if she can't handle you blazing in your own space then she needs to get a grip
>>218857845weeb
Genetically speaking, both Scots and the English are likely mostly descended from peoples who lived in Britain in the Neolithic or earlier.
>>218857920will also drive it while drunk off asahi and blasting anime tunes
might buy a dirk
>>218857926im descended from a slug
woke up this morning, got yourself a bum
racismlad quit the gym
I have met many Kevins in my time and every single one of them has been Asian.
We can’t have the new if you don’t post
>>218857926the british neolithics actually got wiped out. 90% of them died. we are immigrants from the rhine. that’s where our pontic steppe-scandinavian farmer ancestors (corded ware), then mixed with mediterranean like farmers in western europe, to form the standard west euro type (bell beaker). then we spread into britain and ireland. the people that built stonehenge died out.
>>218857932you're a LION
>>218857932this is what atheists believe unironically
I’m solely descended from peasants who decided to move to the least economically active region possible and never leave
>>218857994You believe the immaterial acts on the material
What would you do if your mom walked in on you doing this?
>>218858006you believe the material is all there is or that the material alone can generate consciousness. and rational consciousness at that
>>218858032Well?
>>218858032materialism is so silly come to think of it
>>218858040yeah i’m feeling alright mateyou?
>>218858046I’m alright just tired about to go to bed
material atheist be like >there’s no meaningful difference between this rock and my nan actually
>>218858052May the Lord grant you a restful slumber
>>218858073Who are you quoting?
>>218858073lmao they actually are like this as well>>218858078a material atheist
>>218858081>>218858081>>218858081
>>218858073kek good point
>>218858084Source the quote rorkeOr is it immaterial?
