Holodem edish
>>218860775why'd you have to go and make a pedophile edition for?
mental that despite being 37 years of age, i have the looks, personality and agility of a 17 year old teenageri can even hop, skip, and jump around just like a teenager does!
nth for the baddiedem
poo smells lmao
just did a VERY nice poo
poo yes, but also wee
>>218860775and that's good is it?
what's the vehicle equivalent of a lenovo thinkpad?
raping a fridge freezer
>>218860826does she sleep in a adult sized cot?
>>218860816*checks notes*yes
>>2188608171988 twin cam corolla that comes with 6 months' rego
>>218860826LOVELHY
>>218860839just one of those old bedframes with bedding that she seldom changes
>>218860817Saab 900
How would you describe your fashion sense?
>>218860816Yh had some good laughs last night watching a holodem dark souls stream x
>>218860857dumb casual
>>218860857black
ich werde Deutsch lernen
Going to rain every day and every night for 7 days or so they say
>>218860855Alri Jeremy Clarkson?
was considering going for a booze cruise but it's friday night so the roaches will be out setting up breath test checkpoints, bloody cops
>>218860843Good taste
>>218860874jelly
Had two Rustlers bbq rib sandwiches and a beef and onion Pukka pie last night.
>>218860878if anything that's a James May choice of car
I don’t sweat.
>>218860885whats a booze cruise in Australia? In England it means getting the ferry to France and buying cheap beer and wine
>>218860857Like this
>>218860915you need to work hard to sweat
>>218860922speeding through a residential street in your tricked out v8 shitbox ute
>>218860903Wouldn't mind a touch of vitamin d personally you know before I lose all hope and neck myself
>>218860915Its ok Andrew you can be yourself here
got my belly out
>>218860760She's an escort so does the work week end on Friday or Sunday for them?
Got my willy out
>>218860817hyundai i10
>>218860932>beat it toots, these streets aren't what they used to be
>she's an esc-
>Former Royal Marine “suffered such physical and emotional stress" trying to stop a woman stealing alcohol in his job as an Asda security guard that he "sustained a heart attack, fell to the ground, struck his head and died”WHAT A LIFE
>>218861014Kek
Proxynonce is in /britfeel/ doing one of his routines, he should be back here when he stops getting attention and samefagging. t. britfeel
Love a good smelly Emma Watson fart, me.
>>218861007Das rite
going to use my hilary duff sex arse today
>>218861084Shes not even hot anymore
Trump went to Epstein island 27 times?? What for?
>>218860817toyota pickup truck
bradley walsh body pillow
>Family of four found dead inside Perth home
Well its like tits vs. ass (sniff) I mean tits are life giving, tits are milk, tits are beauty, THAT's order but ass...well...
Sick of Saturday night lame game shows. Bring back light entertainment
anime OPs just accepted now
>two lezzersphwoar
poo for tea methinks
We're all on the Coopers YouTube channel waiting for it to open
>>218861225Anime website
nothing but meetings since the start of the day. sick of 'em
Honestly the bidet I had fitted has changed my lifeYou'll never go back to paper once you've experienced it
>>218860826why does she add fake freckles fucking bitch
>>218861201Australia still has a show where people sing, dance, perform magic tricks and tell jokes but it's at 9 am and it's for pre-school-aged children
There's this girl at work and everyone sings her praises, they think she's an angel but she's rude to me constantly, jumps down my throat whenever I make a mistake and talks to me like I'm a fucking retard all the time. She's only nice to me when other people are around but when I'm alone with her she becomes a psychoFucking hate this freak
>>218861282Is it The Wiggles
>>218861291?
I always beep when someone takes more than 2 seconds when the light goes green or when there’s an empty junction/roundabout
>>218861298get her shagged
>>218861298wants your dick. call her a bloody mare
>>218861298good. you deserve it
What was actual wrong with Mr bean? Like what mental illness dud he have
>>218861315dickhead
>>218861332He was an alien as given away at the start of every single episode
>>218861332Wherever it is that rorkes got
>>218861332he's an alien
Washing my arse in the kitchen sink
>>218861298ask her if she's into femdom
Round the Twist and Bananas in Pyjamas were good Australian programmes
>>218861337Why? Keep it moving brother
>>218861339>>218861344that's just a metaphor for his autism
>>218861327doubt it. don't consider myself ugly but not exactly handsome either, anything I have going for me looks wise is ruined by my debilitating autism
>>218861352bananas in pajamas is australian?
>>218861358Apparently Rowan Atkinson didn't know what autism was when he created the character
>>218861358>autismhmm yes we are seeing some of this right now
>>218861384>pajamas KYS YOU WANNABE YANK
>>218861339loool how did he miss that?
>>218861298She likes you actually. Feel her arse a bit.
>>218861352Round the twist was peak kino full stop
>>218861267>like having water shoot at your ringpiecebit bent
>>218861388weren't inventdd yet were it
Zeidy is in his happy place…
>>218861298Call her a cunt
Why doesn't watch and catch rhyme?
>>218861332autism
need to go to the post office now but I’m too socially retarded and scared to
>>218861450what for?
Total leftist humiliation incoming
>>218861304I suppose that the Wiggles are also an example of how we've retained vaudeville for children, but I was thinking of Play Schoolhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=4qMm5mH8AnQ
>>218861450Nah stay here and bore us all day, cheers
finally some real slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_4n8MXP7Ochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_4n8MXP7Oc
might vote for green party
bacon toastie down the gullet
did they ruin heinz beans and sausages? i heard they changed the recipe but haven't tried them in years.what brand do i buy to get the classic grim sausage of olde?
>>218861453Post something for Vinted >>218861457Nasty
voting is a meme
>>218861450Y-you can do it all online nowadays mate.
>>218861475why didn't you use inpost?
>>218861472buy pack of cocktail sausages, slice them up and simmer them in beans
>>218861484deeply unfunny reddit slop
>>218861472
Need to eat her shit.
>>218861476With the current system it is yes.
>>218861503HAHAHAHA GORRIM WASTED HIS TIME LOL LMAO
thread is faster today because everyone WFH on fridays don't they
>>218861481How>>218861487Never used it before and I have done Royal Mail before so I know how to do it
>>218861456We had something like this called Blue Peter but it's all bloody woke now
>>218861490>buy pack of cocktail sausagescan't do that here, they're not a thing.for christmas i'm getting a british food package and i'm trying to cram in a big variety if possible.>>218861505looks awful, don't need the rest i just want it to taste like the beans and sausages from heinz that they had like 20 years ago so i can eat it with frozen fish and smiley faces like a child again.
anyone in the UK willing to go camping with me?I'VE NEVER BEEN CAMPING BUT I'VE DONE some outdoor cooking! it's really fun. i'm like rin from yuru camp! but brown!!!im a huge introvert and would love to go with someone if you're down and live near london...i got a tent, outdoor stove and gas, pots and utensils! and i can cook! for reference i'm a 5'3 girl and i weigh 46kg. pls no creeps or fat people
>>218861528not wanks for days
If reform can win by 10% in a constituency that's only 54% white it's a very good sign
Business idea: Saturday night variety show nut it's just the Tree of Wisdom going mental
making pasta don’t care what the time is mush
>>218861533>HowArrange to drop it off at a parcel locker near you that way you just scan the app and drop it off without dealing with any people. I'm similar to you (a worthless, meek, cowardly worm who's life has passed him by) but I manage to run a Depop empire selling fake vintage garms to university students without ever interacting with a person face-to-face.
I've got mental health
>show up for a laugh and it turns out mousey really is a cute girl
>>218861562spaghetti on toast?
>>218861533inpost is great, even better if you don't want to deal with people.they have a little rewards scheme lootbox thing right now, trying to win an extra flat or at least a dyson wireless hoover.
>>218861545please i need real life friends
looking at fat camgirls
>>218861590Nah conchiglie
>>218861604need to ask your mum something do you?
>>218861604Does she have one of those pink thingies in her fanny?
>>218861545But you’re just not a girl are you
>>218861545yes I love brown girlshttps://tagmap.io/tag/4chan
If you think about it our eyes were never really designed to read
>>218861624i am, i can prove it or whatevcer. but im seriously not looking for hookups i just wanna camp with someone :(>>218861631no kink shit and im not clicking that link
>A seven-year-old British girl is missing after being swept out to sea on the first day of a family holiday in Morocco.>Inaayah Makda, from Blackburn in Lancashire, was hit by a large wave as she and her parents sat on rocks on a beach in Casablanca on Wednesday, her family have said.
Done an 11:30pm poo
>>218861621yh
>>218861650Post your hand then
>>218861656>British girl>Inaayah Makda
>>218861650my penis doesn't work anyway
>>218861644they are
>>218861604shagged one once
>>218861692im not posting myself on 4chan >>218861698sorry to hear that anon
she was born here so yes she is british, rorke
Does anyone have an ETF and what fees do you have and is it a good choice?
>>218861650>i can prove itNo need. I'm in the field now setting up our tent. Say, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
>>218861722Lmao so you can’t prove anything then
>>218861545this sounds like something I am going to end up reading about on the news a few days from nowthe mangled femains of a severely unwell man found raped and beaten and left in the woods
>>218861723They dont even refer to themselves as British btw
>>218861725FRIED WITH CHILLI OIL!!!i've never set up a tent before i really wanna try !!!>>218861731suck my poop anon>>218861733:( why is world cruel to people who just want to camp....
>>218861712any good?
>>218861723okay alsabi okdooboo mansawaye
I actually live 2 minutes from a nature reserve but I'm too scared to go over there in case I get beaten up or killed5'4 and very insecure
Right looks like I'm leaving until the anime mong leaves
On the nofap.
>>218861780what fae?
>>218861723joanna lumley was born in india but she's not indian is she
>>218861724Trading 212 isa
>>218861789?
>>218861752not really but it was during a time when i was having trouble maintaining erections
5'4 and very insecure5'4 and very insecure
>>218861771get the platform shoes worn
>>218861773no stay bro come on it's a good anime about camping
*brushes off sausage roll crumbs off me*
it pie night
>>218861780that's bad for you
>>218861814How so?
gayporn.exe
>>218861817build up in the pipes
>>218861255Corrrrrr
>>2188618015'3 an attitude wouldn't even give me the time of day.You'd think there'd be some solidarity among short people but nope
>>218861450Ktim
I SPREAD DISEASE LIKE A DOG
>>218861829That's not possible
>>218861834no one likes manlets, not even other manlets, or even themselves
i spread disease like a woman (sexually transmitted diseases)
>>218861834dont be daft she's clearly the most shy of the bunch and has been convinced to take part she would love the attention of a short king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJZGlW-hR-s
>>218861861its a grim existence it is that
>>218861874small girls prefer 6ft 6 men
just farted
I hate that gif
i'm not even gay me. I like women
*rapes rorke*
the troglodytes you see in b&m are insane
>>218861885all girls prefer tall menliterally all of themtheres not ever been a female in all of history that preferred short menit literally never happened, happens or will happen, in this reality, timelime or plane of existence, at any time or place ever
anime
>>218861801This video will ALWAYS have a place in your empty shut-in head
>>218861919loled at this
anime tits
>>218861934
>>218861928>>218861937
>>218861919poundland is worseinfinitely worse
Bowel & Movement
>>218861885truehow come no one wants to camp. why not. get out of your house. come camp with me. man.
>>218861934baited for this response you can't help yourself the video completely mindbroke you
>>218861949my local one shut down wonder where they all went
>>218861919No we aren't.
Meltdown
>>218861976yes you bloody are
well well well
All sad because Radio 4 Long Wave is getting turned off this year
>>218861907Girl I was deeply in love with was barely 5ft and in an abusive relationship. Told her I'd look after her, support her, make her happy. She turned me down and moved in with a 6'9 guy who also then abused her.Thats when I gave up on ever finding love.
>>218861919rows and rows of slop in that shop
>>218862002>She turned me down and moved in with a 6'9 guyShe traded up, fair play to her. Meanwhile you stalk her every move and cry about her on 4chan.
>>218861992same thing with the one in surrey gay = paedo
>>218862002don't ever reply to my posts again
If enjoying high quality goods at low, low prices makes me insane then lock me up and throw away the key.
>>218862020nah, cut all ties with her. Told her I couldn't bear being just mates with her.
made a fool of myself in the post office I hate my stupid fucking life
same experience in farmfoods or icelandgemma stocking up on packs of own brand chicken nuggets* and walkers cheese and onion multipacks to feed her mixed race nigglet called jamal
all proceeds from this edition of /brit/ will be donated to our good friends at ICE, keep on fighting!
>>218862047What happened?
>met cute girl who seems into me on Wednesday>mortgage offer confirmed on Thursday>3% pay rise on Friday (out of a max 4%)Haven't had a string of successes like this for a while
>>218862047It's alright. You're safe now. What happened?
>>218862045fanny pic with timestamp or gtfo
right well that's a tranny's hand
all women would rather live with an abusive tall man than some wimpy midget simpliterally science
>>218862077
>>218862045yes name location
>>218862075>>218862079got in the wrong queue like an idiot and then I had to go to the back of the other one
>>218862106near london
hope it's sunny tomorrow so i can go to the beach to perv on bikini sluts
>>218862077I lost my job two weeks after starting the process of buying my first flat, eventually had to pull out of the purchase losing money in the process, then my car was written off, and here I am 8 months later, still unemployed. Mental how life is just a rollercoaster of good periods and terrible ones.
>>218862102he actually chucked her out but shes probably found another abusive cunt
>>218862127Oof. Total humiliation. I told you to drop it off at a parcel locker. People like us, we aren't cut out for the cruelty of society.
>>218862045i've got feminine fingers too but i'm a hairy man
>>218862130which side? im north kent
nigga think he boutta get some pussy :skull:
>>218862148I know I will next time but I had already paid for the QR code so I had to
got unbanned from Hinge but they refused to tell me what the ban was for and their response was "sometimes we get it wrong. This was one of those times"They just hit me with an incel debuff for no reason
it snowed last night and is raining all day. seasonal depression hitting rn
got blood collection today and woke up too early have to fast for six more hours fucking sick of it
>>218862164ok you're super far so unless you have a car it's impossible to camp together :( i'm near midlands>>218862160ok
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6YchvBlUKMwMad how leng she was
>>218862197>near london>near midlands
>>218862193used to give blood me but then i had to get a blood transfusion after i tore a hole in my throat from drinking vodka and vomiting 24/7 for 2 weeks so now i cant do it anymore
no sane woman would offer a camping trip with total strangers from /brit/ of all places
>>218862193Donating blood?
>>218862148>>218862174you two need to stop feeling sorry for yourself that doesnt help anything.
>>218862179give it up ladno ones finding love on dating appsleast of all you, youre not even getting a sentimental handshake or a sympathy huggive it up autisticus autospasticus maximum autismo (thats you lol, a spergy incel creep)?
>>218862179Your elo will be cooked with a ban on recordIts uggos for you all the way my lad
might start telling people i'm a veteran of one of those jewish forever wars
”I am a woman I can prove it”Okay post your hand“Wtf I’m not posting myself on 4chan”Right then
>>218862221im stupid and don't want to be too specific, near readings i suppose.....
>>218862223>>218862231no just testsnot a chance i would do this voluntarily
>>218862255i did post hand RERARFDDDD >>218862045
Tilde your gimmicks have been fucking DULL recently pack it up son its over
>>218862255turns out it was just some mentally unwell man fishing for attention what a shockernever saw that comingno way jose
>>218862241i did notice in the pile today the women were very fat
>>218862240dating apps are fucking dead now, both men and women have abandoned them.
my theory is that you're actually all women just larping as incels
eyes bulging with imagined shagging
When someone says they will do something "at the end of the week", do they mean Friday or Sunday?
>>218862259I liked your fingers and I would absolutely take the risk of being jumped by your boyfriend stabbing me to death so you can have sex writhing in my blood but I draw the line at Readings
gangly...
don't reply to it
Pharmaceutical companies have gotten very very rich by normalising antidepressants over the decades. In a just world antidepressants would be ILLEGAL No human being EVER needs to resort to drugs to find happiness
>>218862276>mentally unwell man fishing for attentionSums up every poster in /brit/ desu
>>218862314the end of the week is Saturday so neither. unless you mean "by Sunday" as in "before Sunday begins"
>>218862324how is it so obvious that it's him
>>218862332>gottenFOY
escortmong there's a girl here in the thread, why don't you meet up with her
>>218862342reeks of desperation
>>218862350They've already met since it's the same person: Spaino.
>>218862296How many times is that broad going to retire
>>218862344>>218862356What am I supposed to say got? That doesn’t sound right
>i like your fingers
>>218862370have become
>>218862370>What am I supposed to say got?Yes>That doesn’t sound rightYou need a yank media fast
>broad
stuffing a bottle of zinfandel up me batty
>>218862223Uni or depressed drink bender?
>>218862316im not IN READINGS IM NEAR IT2. that wont happen im just desperate for friends>>218862276i am a mentally ill woman sadly>>218861545fuck it just add me if anyone's interested. it's branlow on discordsorry if i seem desperate, idk how else to make friends online or offline
Your fingers! Your fingers! I can read them, show me your fingers
I missed the hand picture fuck sake
New spaino gimmick just dropped
>>218862428McAfee
>>218862444there's no need to thank me https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1661/19/1661190954005.gif
tories are pretty embarrassing lads nglI have no idea how they have a floor of about 20%Them oldies are demented. Propping up the tories in the UK and propping up the CDU in Germany.And because we're such an greying continent they're disproportioantely powerful too.Running the continent into the ground.sigh.
I bet they were really long and gangly yet oddly smooth because of the hormoneswhat a revolting creature lol
today i will add a woman on Discord. What could possibly go wrong?
>>218861984new
Well excuse us for de-frenchifying the English language by adding back the Germanic “en” suffix.
>>218862417bender the old oh ill just have a cheeky vodka at 4am to take the edge off the hangover and then end up in a haze for days waiting for deliveroo to open at 8am to get more delivered
>>218862495Talking about gotten? That's actually the older form. It just dropped out in British English
>>218862494>>152304958
>>218862496Fuark sounds like hell puking blood for 2 weeks, disrupting your sleep, getting your pillows soaked in cold vomit
>>218862428Who's your fave Vtuber?
Mental they don't include a /brit/ logo thought her majesty the queen thought highly of us
i be smelling like poo
Hitler became Chancellor 93 years ago today lads.
>>218862507>That's actually the older formHence why I said “adding back”.
>>218862482It says gif though
really hurts knowing i missed out on the best years of my life
>>218862544I donnut watch vtubers!! i watch anime! only yuru camp and jjk right now!
>>218858081>>218858081>>218858081
>>218862582These are the good old days friend ;)
>>218862582make 2026 the best year of your life
>>218862582make 2026 the last year of your life
>>218862606>>218862606
is prepping for retards?
i tire of this charade
>>218862570But it's not "adding back" if it was never lost in your dialect
>>218862663>>218862663>>218862663
NEW >>>>
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