twerk edish
>momentum carried him across why not go on the concrete though? lisa does on her bike. why risk it
i'm not at a crossroads in life i'm at a brick wall
>>218864165ktim for like 4 years might kms
remember how much better it was when we all had IDs on the sharty and there were 4 spastics going mental over it because they were getting filtered every thread
see you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads
Bizarre replies from that Australian last thread. Suspect he was on a VPN desu
pissed into an empty fanta bottle but the building heat sucked my whole willy inside like the byford dolphin incident
>>218864187filters kill the vibe since everyone starts playing it safe
paedo on the botnetpaedo on the botneteverybody gather round cause paedos on the botnet
>>218864221Freak
just not really on is it
>>218864209ah yes the vibepoo screaminghowlingbradley walsh
>>218864187was thoroughly hilarious watching spainfreak realise in real time that people finally had the power to force him to fuck off i wonder what he actually did with himself during the sharty period, he evidently didn't improve at all
nth for the gyaldem
>>218864209So you were one of the spastics having a crisis about having your inane spam filtered I take it?
>he doesn't know how to filter the spastics in the regular 'chon
>>218864137why do you hope i realize that? worry about your self like a grown man, k bud? posting it to give myself something to look at anyway, not to entertain you. deject
>>218864187I'm remember spastics lurking around in ID threads when anons were posting in pure threadsI remember multiple attempts of /bant/ threads flopping while anons stayed on /brit/
My wife when visiting Dubai had her credit card stolen.I monitored the card and decided not to report it to police.The thief was spending less money than she was…. see more
>>218864259I do but i went too far and the filter list grew bigger to the point where filtering the word poo meant to me threads ending at 150 posts at most then disappearing
opened up bbc news and got jumpscared by cronem
>>218864107no brolly?
>>218864165I'm more on a treadmill I guess? Like my life is nicely chugging along with a stable career and a flat but I've got literally nothing planned for the future other than just continuing what I'm doing for 30 years
Ah yes this tired argument againRiveting stuff for the newcomers I'm sure
>>218864262you are a raped pedophile and you will die alone
No joke saw a femboy running when I was driving then. Wearing those short running shorts but his legs were fully shaved no hair at allCrazyyyy
staying out of the /brit/ drama. dont come here for he said she said, I come here for quality observations and displays of classy british wit
>filtering the word poo meant to me threads ending at 150 posts at mostall me
Still howling at how hard DTFIC used to shill his /bant/ threads and he still brings them up now unprompted. Blud actually thiught he was starting a revolution LOL
>>218864273It really must have hurt your feelings if you're making stuff up like this to cope after all this time lmfao
Hull
>>218864284literally all you need to do is filter a handful of forrin flags that are used exclusively for shitposting and a few key words like "cronem" and "diaspora" and you've filtered out 90% of the dogshit
>>218864295Was he fit?I shaved my legs back when I was still a twink it felt great
who's going to show up at the rumble then?
>>218864291if your life is literally just work with no other plans and no social life then you are at a wall made of bedrock
>>218864307it's just one very lonely man talking to himself anyway
>>218864294true.perhaps.feel better now?
>>218864339Yeah properly fit and I’m not even bent
>>218864328hull on earth
>>218864329Entire thread disappears when you do that and the remainder is weird autistic special interest shit that you spend the rest of your time writing filters for too.
wish I were a cute girl or twink. bet it's nice being an object of attraction. alas I was born too tall, male and ugly for either
is the reason sir keir went to china because of that embassy they're building?
>>218864325I think maybe one time a lot of people migrated to a /bant/ thread when heatherpaedo was having a particularly epic meltie, just to troll him, and despy chased that dopamine rush of popularity and acceptance ever since
just need a woman to grind her massive arse in my face just once
>>218864366trip on sacked tranny
>>218864325he's such a fucking divy
>>218864351how much money have you made so far while day trading?
>>218864329for me it's/^Belgium$//^Netherlands$//^Brazil$//^Egypt$//^Canada$//^South Africa$//^Greece$/unfortunately i've yet to find a way to filter gingernonce without blasting all yanks
will my uber smell like poo. it's always a russian roulette
okay
>>218864409i now remember egyptbot
>>218864392dreamt this happened to me last night and woke up with cummed undies
>>218864409very similar/^Netherlands$/;boards:int/^Chile$/;boards:sp/^Peru$/;boards:sp/^Egypt$/;boards:int/^Kosovo$/;boards:int/^Brazil$/;boards:int/^South Africa$/;boards:int/^Mexico$/;boards:int/^Belarus$//^Belgium$/;boards:int
>>218864428never had a wet dream me not even once
>>218864399kys heathermong
>>218864437low T
do you guys like the triggernometry podcast
/^United Kingdom$/;boards:int
>>218864371>and despy chased that dopamine rush of popularity and acceptance ever sincescrem
>>218864430is it always chile and peru that post 'p in match threads?
on my fifth can and it's not even 2 yet
Used to shave my legs and wear stockings then get fucked by old men off fabguys when I was like 19/20 was fun for a bit but I’m 26 now those days are gone
remember when i was growing up, mumberg had a talk with me about wet dreams and said if i ever had one to tell her and she'd clean it uplittle did she know i'd been wanking for 5 years everyday before that
>>218864458world peace achieved
Damn, brit girls look like this?
>>218864437You're not missing out
>>218864447possibly though my libido isnt that low
Mentioning the shutdown again really upset him
turn 30 soon and mumberg has started hinting at being puzzled as to why I haven't had a gf thus far
>>218864470...yhalso have a filter for the norweigian who always spams that tranny whose name I can't remember
thread suddenly smells like turmeric and shit
>>218864128Yeah get it
>>218864430>/^Chile$/;boards:sp>/^Peru$/;boards:sp....yeah
Drank too much and vomited again award
>>218864185Fucks sake I'm eating and I wasn't expecting that
>>218864510my mum's the same. tells me it's worrying that she's never heard of me having anything to do with a girl. i'm early twenties.she tells me it's because i'm not kind enough and my views on women
there will be NO RED BARTS in this thread
>>218864486both fab sites are so dead nowadays. sad to see the people on there now
I've been posting for 9 years and I have no idea how the fuck to put in a filter and even copy pasting them in has never worked
Need a poo but don't want to
d'oh
>>218864558im a big boy today
how did people in the old days learn how to wank?
>>218864585install 4chanXT
>>218864510At least she's looking out for you. My mum never once inquired about my status (30) I think she wrote me off as a lost cause
>>218864598this image is slanderous homer has never laid a finger on marge or the girls it's only ever choking bart
>>218864561Because of age verification?
>>218864625He did shoot her with a makeup gun once though
grindr so dead too with all the ads. what do people even use for getting cock up their bum nowadays
>>218864625
>>218864510>>218864613I'm 30 in 5 months and they've been planning my marriage for 4 or 5 years now
>>218864407>Trump takes aim at Cuba, IranPresident Donald Trump signed an executive order that imposes tariffs on any country that sells oil to Cuba.making money is easy. i need something a bit more challenging
>>218864640Stop it.
>>218864640Those aren't the shoes Homer wearsI sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
>>218864635even before then it was dead. peaked during covid and dropped off after
>>218864637dunno but I heard all dating apps are actually scams
>>218864641I'd have thought with arranged marriages they'd do that as soon as you turn 18, or at most 21.
i find it bizarre how mothers never give any useful advice to their sons on getting a gfdo they genuinely believe that being kind to women is going to work or do they purposefully feed a lie?I suggested to her that i should go to the gym to help but she said that i shouldn't bother
>>218864657
bi /brit/ boys
my latino ass was NOT expecting a gamer toby twitch vod
homer j simpson
>>218864692women never give good advice on getting a girlfriend
>>218864692their opines would be useless anywayit's a different world from their dayThere is an absolutely 0% chance my dadberg would have shagged if he grew up in this century like I did. Tinder et al has changed everything.
>>218864692your mum sounds like a cunt
>>218864713Tried unlocking this but didn't like doing domestic violence. They made you kick Marge in the first mission of the game. Just couldn't do it.
>>218864692The concept of dating is yank bullshit people didn't date in the modern sense until roughly two decades ago. Also the world has changed so much there's genuinely no useful advice she could give you
>>218864746well how would you tell a lass how to get a good bf
I call 'em gherkins
already 2027 in australia
Farmer's carries fixed my back pain.
>>218864796no it isnt shut up
hate it when they try and give maggie a more prominent role in episodes
It's kicking off!!!
>>218864767I'm glad kicking Marge in Simpsons Road Rage is completely optional. Never finished Hit 'n' Run either
>>218864810starmer assassination april 17
Despy meltdown
>Absolutely brilliant!>1 starWell done Norma.
your bird wears Adidas trackies to the pub
young girlsnude:)
was so fucking funny how we heard about 9/11 a day before the yanks and just didn't tell them
>>218864819mouse ain't gonna like that Celtic shirt!!
charlie veitch is such a fucking cringe case sounds like a sub 80 iq who visited /pol/ once
>>218864858youre not even the farthest in future here, sit down and be quiet
>>218864847
>>218864873gwon then tell us some happenings
>>218864871Incels adore him>>218864888Classic Amer Hussein
>>218864819what are they all doing there at half 1 in the afternoon?
>>218864899satisfying their crippling withdrawals mate
>>218864899On their way home from signing on
kizzatoil very tempting
>>218864864toby is a celtic man
adidas bird looks decent tbf. certainly the best of a bad bunch
>>218864891you wouldn't believe me if I did
>hello mr barber, fuck my shit up pls
>>218864927yeah give me that Uruk-Hai fade pls bossman
>>2188648882 stars for raw chicekn lol
violently shagging a nintendo ds game case and slicing my willy up on the sharp plastic edges
might start a gimmick where I blogpost, get a lot of abuse for it and spam it every day in a desperate attempt to regain all of that unexpected attention I got
>>218864945k
glad i had my trial before they scrapped jurys
halal arizona fried chicken
>>218864967what for...
>>218864967*wipes the willy blood on my hands and sloppily fingers your mouth*
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film everyday
Angel is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen at an address in Darley on Monday 26th January 2026.
>>218864967juries
>>218864967ah yes the virginberg trials of 2020
todays eats>breakfasttuna on toast>lunchnothing>dinnernoodles with mixed veg, a side of falafel
>>218864983meant for >>218864964 oops x
>>218864637just use your fingers lad
>>218864995already a norwood 2
>>218864981domestic abuse
>>218865008bodied that freak
Eating saladsHigh protein and makes my shits nice and easy but I feel like a bender eating them
Asking copilot things to improve my life xx
>>218864985Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
i was raised to believe everything women do is right and if i thought it was wrong it was because i didn't understand
>>218864653Yeah but how much have you made?
>>218865010grow up
i was norwood IV by age 7
>>218865043all boys should be raised like this
*grows up*well rorke?
Can you help us find Isabella? Isabella, aged 14, was last seen in Marsfield on Tuesday, 27 January 2026.
>>218865052Shut up nigga
>>218865052https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
>>218865052balding Australian mfs be like>i got that naurwood IV
>>21886506314? what are you feeding them down there what the fuck
Morning team. Having a coffee (NO SUGAR). Not much planned for today
>>218865080ummers
I don't trust like that. Undo that button.
my arms smell like vomit
>>218865081ever had a wank at aldi?
I think... I think I might just give off... ROCKSTAR VIBES!
right well
sir anne frank
well
>>218865131and zoomers wonder why they cant get pussy LOL
>>218865131Do love the Ralph Lauren aesthetic, and quality to price ratio is superb.
>>218865173oh those guys get pussy
The latest Survive the Jive. Hop in, dude!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2eBih14_8
>>218865081>Morningit's nearly 2 o'cock
>>218865131same
>>218865173malding
warm wet holes
>>218865184When have you ever seen a man dressed like out with a woman before?
>>218865192i get an undercurrent of rage and malice from this fella
just sacrificed my knight for checkmate. cheers x
whenever I go and talk politics in britpol no one wants to talk with me
cant say i have
>>218865220
>>218865218often
they say our town has its own climate
>>218865245thats you done
>>218865252alri ventnorlad
might play a bit of gta
>>218864328I thought it was called 'Ull
>>218865287which one?
Might post on brit/pol/ it's more interesting
>>218865282blow that nigga into smithereens now
>>218865316what are they discussing over there?
>>218865341AI, surveillance, politicians, other stuffThis thread has nothing going on it's just schizoslop
>>2188653105 obviously
>>218865316brit/pol/ is just a weird circlejerk for a small handful of discord freaks and namefags
funny how leftypol is defending the establishment on every single thing at this point hes an absolute joke
>>218865357yeah but what's their take on katie and the cronem?
>>218865390kys
>>218865287the roblox bf loves gta
>>218865323blow dat nigga head smoove off n shiet
Who is our Alexander the Great?
Leftypol putting in overtime just to undermine Rorke's business ventures.
>>218865417rorke
>>218865131You paid top dollar to like a vagrant.
>>218865432tall poppy syndrome
>imageboard that was supposed to mimic Japanese culture i.e silent sage >the most obnoxious arrogant and facetious users in internet history
>>218865432the only way they could be tracked is if they volunteered the information in the first place
>>218865462kept the noncery tho
luv the 'pranossimple as
>>218865432I don’t understand
>>218865505having seen many a gore video in my day i find this very unrealistic
>>218865505What the fuck is that acting why is he spazzing about like a fish
>>218865432only just occurred to me as a virge that when women (commonly) talk about tummy pain its because of this
>>218865531fucking poison ivy all over
>>218865522schizos have mindraped me as i was expecting an immediate best timmy cud do response to this
>>218865417James Wolfe
These adverts should be illegal
>>218865547Time to quit this place.
bruh
pissing straight through the toilet porcelain like a waterjet cutter
>>218865553Yep.
>>218865547You mindraped yourself you pathetic cunt. Grow up.
>>218865559dont even post here often anymore since it's completely dead now
>>218865547i looked at it and thought "timmy and pooja" but didn't post it
>>218865531>he's flopping about like a fish because he's in shallow waterwow.... bravo chase
Seek help before it's too late
>>218865619you just did
>>218865619Same, we all did desu. Heatherchad has altered our brain chemistry.
>>218865522Wish my teeth weren't shit
reckon bad and unrealistic acting in tv shows/movies creates strange people with a bad grasp on reality if they consume it a lot
fucked up how they decided to make human arseholes able to feel spiciness. what’s the point. my ringpiece is on fire and for WHAT
my white mate is shagging an indian lasshe's french diaspora though
>>218865559>>218865591>>218865665all authored by the same schizo freak
>>218865689Thanks for sharing mate
>>218865689have done this before accidentally
>>218865686Indian pussy do be hitting different tbf
>>218865685bet Godowitz is having a right laugh at your expense
cutie in coopers
>>218865668the scrandemic as it were
just found out Stephen merchant is Jewish never knew that
Preventing kids from using social media or pron isn't censoring or surveillance state behavior. Planting cameras in cities to catch crime isn't evil, it's a basic human necessity. Take your meds asap. Starmer is the best thing that happened to UK in good, economy is thriving compared to EU, and UK kept good relationships with everyone while assisting Ukraine and helping keep world peace. Meds. Now. Chud.
>>218865723im dragging my arse across the carpet like a dog with worms while he laughs it up
>>218865742surveillance cameras in london dont even do anything the crime rate is still relatively high
Fit bird at work has a got a boyfriend now which means she won’t be posting any more arse pics on Instagram great thanks a lot dickhead
>>218865689australians have no cul-
>>218864692I think women don't get that you don't naturally get a gf just by being around women as a concept. Because being on the receiving end of being pursued makes it seem like it's just a thing which naturally happens not somebody making it happen
>>218865790see, nobody mentioned Australia but you knew it was an Australian
nieceberg is always on roblox which is apparently full of nonces. sisterberg not bothered i suppose.
>>218865835whats her username
I'm too hungry to post you can't make a hungry man post
there's a very distinct vibe to late 90s early 00s music but i find it hard to describe exactlybut watching movies from the period really hit me with that nostalgia wave
muck around and find outMAFO
you know that anxiety song thats everywhere? A black lady sings itsince when do black people have anxiety?
>>218865835um>>218865842UM
>>218865842dunno, don't play it myself
>>218865740Explains why he's so touchy and whines all the time
>>218865861yeeyee ahhh time period
>>218865873Dunno
been feeling really good so was planning to stay off the booze, get up early and go out somewhere but it's raining and windy all day tomorrow so probably just gonna get steamboats
had an acid trip where I my inner monologue was karl pilkington and I couldn't turn it off
>>218865952*Fog horn sound*
>>218865959
had another acid trip where there was a spotlight on me and the bloke from the twilight zone was narrating the horrors about to befall me. On the come down I found myself on a random street with my shirt off
ate burgers now i feel good
>>218865952*leg horn sound*
>>218865946don't think that's going to go in there
might become full on gay at this rate
>I think women and seamen don't mix sirpretty wild they said on the simpsons
Epic
Rorke twerking his arse to a song I'm not going to share since it's not like any of you lads will listen to it
>>218865668Rorke's tea
some proper pretty lassies in coops today lads
>>218866107post it, I'll have a listen
>>218866043Almost as wild as "formerly Chuck's"
girl i was talking to kept touching/bumping me when she or I made a joke. felt nice, real nice
don't know what arse piss is
>>218866188would feel nice if it happened
>>218866120get your glasses on mate those were chickens
Rorke just walked into a giant microwave, and oh my days it's just been turned on, he's rotating slowly now and beginning to get cooked by microwave radiation
>>218866209finns be like>åarse pissi suomi
>>218866209You ever had diarrhoea real bad and eventually you just shit out yellowish water? That's the fabled arse piss
>>218866266umm...corrr?
>>218866267>>218866267>>218866267
>>218866248this happened to me once and it made me become gay
Not dead general btw
>Not dead general btw
did anyone here watch melania? is it good? its on a cinema near me.
>>218865522best he cud LOL
