Fuck You editionprev: >>218858522
>>218867014frig you, bud
im gay wrestler dwayne the rock johnson
>>218867177He really thought he was going to get an Oscar nom and stop doing slop. Sad!
hello
don't like how meanspirited this edition is, isnt the world rude enough already
Live gay and suck dick
good edish
>>218867414no it's not
>I go to Hong Kong
Those bitches at McDonald's gave me McGriddles instead of McMuffins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUwSYxoRhaM&list=RDqUwSYxoRhaMget jiggy cumbums
>>218867730you should go back there and McCave their fucking heads in
Americans go to Mc Donald's to get Mc whatever and those Mc Bitches give em a Mc STD instead
>>218867828>t. Mc Pendejo
This is the last gasp or air filling boomer whitoids lungs before they all die. Stock up on Vaseline round bodies. You're our bitches now.
>>218867873What are you doing right now?
>>218868000Eating breakfast. Shall skip the coffee due to reflux.
How often did your school have food fights?
live tall and fuck
>>218868069never. if you threw anything it was considered grounds for suspension. kid threw an empty pepsi bottle and got a week long suspension, and he was just aiming for the garbage can. apparently it stems from some accident that happened at the school in the 1990s where a kid threw a potato that was being used in the science lab for making a potato clock. it hit some kid in the head and damaged his eyesight forever.
my heater is making snapping sounds
You’re gay if this doesn’t turn you on
>>218868126Lame!
Saw an Indian man walking around here taking pictures with an iPad. You aren’t supposed to take pictures in the first place.
>>218868167his feet are bigger than mine, brutha
>>218868181Would be a shame if a drone destroyed this
at least hypocrites have standards
Church under the main church.
I smell so bad
>>218867730you know what to do
>bought all of the 6 remaining diced tomatoes at publix
>>218868217It was already rebuilt recently. The Soviets demolished it and put a swimming pool there lol. But then they rebuilt the church after the USSR fell.
>>218867730>>218868286San Ysidro McDonald's massacre was pvre American kino
Do you ever feel your farts are musical and the world is being deprived because you haven't recorded your greatest hits of farts?
>>218868359positively devilish
>>218868506Cumnadians have it rough
>>218868506many such cases
>>218868506Lol
>>218868506they voted for it
Free Don Lemon
>>218868506oh boy
>Why is this person with a weird name in MY white city of Sasquatch Ewana Banana Monkeyshuwawa?!!!
>>218868506>We have a shortage of doctors, because we imported infinity pajeets, so we have also imported pajeet rapist doctors, enjoy!Western governments are so evil towards their own citizenry it's inconceivable to normies
>>218868594Damn, you are really not smart if that's what you got from that
>>218868235>>218868181nice church
Hola
>>218868628Wow is like I don't give a single fuck what happens over there
>>218868506At least it's free healthcare o algo
>>218868674Pendejo
>>218868701Buenas dias
>>218868579fuck him
So I was at aldi earlier. In front of me some fat old hijab woman putting her groceries on the check out belt.Somehow Muslims absolutely LOVE the hazelnut chocolate at Aldi and she legit bought like 30 of them. Plus like 15 toffifee boxes because they were on sale rn.Anyway, suddenly this retarded sounding voice comes up from behind me and some guy pushes himself in front. Turns out it’s the fat hijabi’s husband, dysgenic looking ass brown man with this retard numbly voice and some cyberpunk looking cross shaped scar right in the middle of his neck, like some matrix interface type shit.Then on my walk back home a 65IQ looking Somali fuck soured my mood even more.Somehow we need Indians on top of all that shit now LOL
>i voted for this
did not read
>>218868768ideology doesn't matter in the millennial/boomer war
>>218868506>Council took action pursuant to section 54.01 of The Medical Profession Act, 1981 based upon a finding of unprofessional conduct by the Ontario Physicians and Surgeons Discipline Tribunal (“OPSDT”) for engaging in a sexual relationship with a patient. The OPSDT revoked Dr. Al-Khafaji’s licence, imposed a reprimand, required him to reimburse the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario for funding provided to the complainant for counselling, and required him to pay costs. The CPSS Council considered the appropriate penalty pursuant to section 54.01 of The Medical Profession Act, 1981 and revoked Dr. Al-Khafaji’s licence. He will not be eligible to have his licence restored until he has met conditions and three years have elapsed. In addition, the Council imposed a reprimand and ordered the payment of costs in the amount of $1,410.00. UPDATE: On Dr. Al-Khafaji's application to restore his licence on March 28, 2025, the Council directed that his licence to practise medicine may be restored effective November 25, 2025, provided Dr. Al-Khafaji signs an undertaking that is satisfactory to the Registrar.
>>218868688>>218868730You pendejos should meetup
>millennial/boomer warlol blud think he's on the team :skull:
I had ham and egg tacos
>>218868833They sell jenkem in Mexico?
>>218868811I've tried, that's why I always call them pendejos
>>218868862It's some type of cinnamon drink, I had a coca
>>218868895Do you work in Mexico or something because we know you're a gringo
Rock o' my soul in de bosom of Abraham
Not heckin walkable, where's the sidewalk? Not even a shoulder to walk on
>>218867014>watching old To Catch a Predator clips>they bust an Indian guy >his name is unironically "Inderjeet Singh">claims the girl he was going to meet was 13 instead of 12 as if that makes it better>lies about his name saying he's named "Andy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hATSZQ5hKS4
>>218868833>>218868872>>218868895I don’t give a fuck
>>218868912No
>>218868768>he did vote for thisTurdeau literally said the same thing lol
>>218868833>>218868872>>218868895i give a fuck
>>218868963Puta
>>218868981>No, I think housing prices and houses will always be valuable in this country.>I think anyone who hopes for the housing prices to remain on the kind of trajectory they’ve been on over the past decade or two should maybe think about what kind of society and world they want to live in, where only people who either inherited wealth or had very, very good timing and started launching a startup or whatever are able to actually get into a more expensive market.>Housing needs to retain its value. It’s a huge part of people’s potential for retirement and future and nest egg. I meant the difference between someone who’s rented all their lives versus someone who is a homeowner in terms of the money they have for retirement is massive and that’s not necessarily always fair.>So yes, we need to keep housing stable and valuable, but we have to make sure more people can get into it to build that kind of stability within our communities.so completely different than what trump said
>>218868808Canada is very progressive, I'd lose my medical license if I had a sexual relationship with a patient
>>218868973>>218869014I always imagined Mexico looking like the American southwest I'm surprised at the greenery
>>218868990Oh, you're the one
>>218868951A Jeet got busted in Canada with extreme 'p on his phone (kids and animals) and his excuse was it is funny in my country. He then told a court psychiatrist that it wasn't a big deal, he even shared the funny videos with his wife. The judge agreed apparently and gave him a 6 month less a day sentence so he wouldn't be deported. If you only knew how bad things really are....
>>218869083I'm in the jungle where they film the movie predator.
Last one
Why do Americans like to dip bread in olive oil?Does it make them feel cultured or something.We don’t do that in Europe.
>>218869053>Redditjeet deepthroating Turdeau defending boomer home ownersImagine my shock
>>218869154We need pictures of chikas bonitas at some point Are you a native speaker of the Espanish
>>218869161Fuck off we sent our black soldiers to rape your women so we don’t have to hear your inane faggotry
Why do Germans eat shit
>>218869257Germany is the land of chocolate
>>218869109It's insane the excuses they give sound absolutely stupid and insane and then apparently now judges accept it?>>218869121I'm an idiot I thought the country was just arid desert >>218869154If not for the cartels I feel Mexico would be a nice place Have you been to Mexico city? The Angel of Independence seems cool, reminds me of the Berlin Victory Column which I also want to visit
Lipids on bread taste goodButter, olive oil, other examples, etc
>>218869304Thanks for the science lesson four eyes
>>218869257>>218869195
>>218869338I don't look like this at all
Aww he even cooked up a little image for us
Why is FK so uppity today?
>>218869357
>>218869407I'm paler than the first image you posted lil bro
>>218869303>then apparently now judges accept it?Idk if you've seen the CANZUK countries recently, but all of us inexplicably have judges that make all their rulings as if deporting someone is the death penalty and letting criminals stay is a God-given right. Amazing coincidence I'm sure.
>>218869396He often posts anti-burger stuff ironically, but sometimes he gets butthurt and starts really meaning it.
>>218869396He's getting up there in age and he's lashing out at his superiors
i filtered fk desu
>>218869425
>>218869511When you read his posts with the context that he's 41 they become a lot more pathetic
>>218869511I thought like half of us already had Germany filtered tbqh
>>218869537reasonably close but I don't have freckles nor brown hair nor brown eyes nor anime posters in my room nor anime t shirts nor is it 5:59 am nor is my PC RGB nor is my desk a mess
Would this PBS biih
>>218869640China routinely has temper-tantrums with their trade partners as well, just look at the Japan incident. Nothing ever happens.
We do this in Europe.Why don’t Americans?
>>218869671I believe the 2045 scenario that humanity will have too many energy needs so by 2045 all systems collapse
>>218869558i have him, the bulgarian, serb and mousey filtered.>>218869550it's the non stop coomer spam that i hate the most.
>>218869640Meme, China's economy plateaued a few years ago
>>218869740>2 more w̶e̶e̶k̶s̶ decadesNothing ever happens
>>218867014nigger.
Jason won the 2012 Ohio spelling bee, look it up.
>>218869430I mean, here in the states we act the same way except slightly less blatant
I'm gonna make burgers tomorrow and stay up to watch the ufc
>>218869844Your legal system has a partisan bend to it, you can get a chud judge giving you 100 years or a liberal soros judge letting you out. In Canada and the other Anglo countries, we don't have anything like that. Our judges are overwhelmingly liberals, oftentimes literal former party members and supporters. They are ignoring precedent and creating a two-tier justice system.
>>218869795Trump just arrested Don Lemon fuck
I unironically think I could heem any one of you
>>218869986he's be released soon.
>>218869986I'm sure some cuck judge will let him out
>>218870011*he'll
Silver lost $30 in 2 days
>he’s be released soon
Nearly melted clean theough my boot
Who the fuck is Don Lemon?
>>218870099Goyim were getting a little too uppity, so they made the call
>>218870131Hard working honest blue collar anonchad I salute you
>>218870131You seem to have a lot of mishaps at work
So why do you mutts say "ex cetera" instead of et cetera? I get that it's a sound change in Ebonics, but why do White Americans say it too?
kill yourself
>>218870203*krill
JUST IN: Tim Walz arrested
>>218870166Thanks>>218870169I wouldn't call them mishaps, stuff like this is just bound to happen occasionally. I don't think you can reasonably avoid getting burned, cut, bruised or melting something ever in the course of doing business
Usha VanceFirst Lady Usha VanceNow that don’t sound right at all
jurj
BREAKING NEWS: FK HAS BEEN ARRESTED
>>218870268Is this fk? What region is that accent that sounds fat and jolly from? Where they seem to slur their words more than regular germans and make a really wet sch sound, like scheiße will sound like shy-sha
I woke up at 6:50
There is an older transwoman (60 year tall skinny man who wears mini skirts & lipstick) that frequents our favorite coffee shop. I have seen him come in multiple times and just talk to people's little kids and not buy coffee. We were there with our baby and for the first time in all the times we've seen him he approached us. I tensed up and turned away, hoping to avoid an interaction. My wife gave him one look and the man backed off.
>>218870483you dont have a wife
>our babySure
>>218870483Just think about the damage you could be doing to your child if they turn out to be trans and you deny them this semiotic domain and the confidence it brings them to seek gender affirming care at a young age
watching a video about pizzagate a lot of it was bullshit in hindsight. like people mention james alefantis being listed in gq as one of the 50 most influential people in dc but if you actually look at that list there are several other restaurateurs and event planners and athletes and shit on there. and a lot of the emails actually do seem to be talking about actual food if you have reading comprehension. i don’t know what a pizza related hankerchief map is though that’s kinda sussy baka
Yes or No
>>218870584> james alefantisAnagram for I love babies in French
>>218870604That's a man
>>218870627Bit of a stretch innit
>>218870584Pizzagate is like 99% noise/bullshit and then 1% that is incredibly suspicious
>>218870670That's like every conspiracy
>>218870371Swabian?https://youtu.be/PWiHKg1x_hAHessian?https://youtu.be/8UQNV-xUPG4Idk what you’re thinking of!
>>218870604imagine hitting her with a tombstone piledriver and severing her cervical spine
>>218870684Some are just true thoughbeit. Watergate for example.
>>218870752Why have a dating profile if you're like this?
Carney ordered a slice of hawaiian at the pizza shop, Ford ordered a slice of veggie pizza
>>218870705>>218870633I take these as yes
>>218870790Carney is based then
>>218870790Carney did an incredibly zesty gay pose with the homosexual from that gay hockey show.
>>218870792Unironically disgusting
>>218870604Couldn’t find toe pics on her social media but this pic from her Twitter makes me say HELL yes
>>218870698Like this guy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1qpLNZvJhQY is it just a berlin accent?
>>218870604>>218870792Does she have a penis? if yes then yes, if no then no
I always get pepperoni or meat lovers
>>218870829Just sounds like a German guy speaking English Couldn’t tell you where he’s from based on that video
>>218870810
For me it's hawaiian, pepperoni, or meat lovers
>>218870866I see I've noticed that it's a specific accent because there's a lot of germans that speak like that but then others sound very stiff when speaking english, I will just continue to assume it is berliners
AI thirst trap shit is getting out of handJust had this African AI bitch with a lip disc.Videos of “her” in a bikini taking the disc out and her loose lip dangling around lolHow do you even prompt thatLooked very good tho and 99% of the commenters didn’t even know it’s fake so I’m sure it’s a money machine
Walmart got me to buy blueberry bagels and strawberry cream cheese again by putting them together in a cooler endcap showing they added up to $5 so it's less than a dollar a bagel. That fruit flavor cream cheese is like crack to white chuds, this is our opium epidemic and the Jews are selling us the schmear...
>>218870920For me it's pepperoni and olive, my bf loves hawaiian though, I think it's alright
>>218870948>AI thirst trap shit is getting out of handIt's the future, it's impossible to get laid.
>>218870922Thoughts on himhttps://youtu.be/zT0CvQKSKVQ
>>218870948By using plain English in so many words but as a descriptive sentence People have been "boomer prompting" to decent effect since we were coping with SD1.5 running locally as the best free AI available.
>>218870960Olives don't taste good on pizza t b h
>>218870846She has benis
Weird how much boomers like AI slop
>>218871027Boomers believe anything they see on a TV so not surprising
>>218871013I like olives a lot, I used to get mushrooms but I think most places make them too chewy or have a bad texture you have to go to somewhere that's using fresh mushrooms to be worth it
>>218871016I would let her shove it down my throat then
How would you react in this situation?Move away from the window? Avoid eye contact? Stick your tongue out?…
>>218870891>filenameLOL
>>218871092Leave, any woman who shows interest in me has ulterior motives
>>218871122Yeah it wasn’t THAT funny be real
>>218871092Id ask the girls out, then when they rejected me Id kill footkraut
>>218870848i always get cheese pizza(margarita)
>>218871148funnier than anything you ever posted
>>218871157they don't want a short smelly brazilian asking them out lil bro
>>218871208rejecting me was expected
>>218871200Um I once got like ten yous saying my post was funny so..??
>>218871200bodied that foot freak
>>218871013Too salty for something already salty. Same with pepperoni. For me, it's chicken and mushrooms (no, not with white sauce)>>218871027You all keep marveling that every demographic but yours is obsessed with it but YouTube and Twitter comments are filled with people crying about AI and muh corporations. You all just want something to be schizo and cry foul about, this is just the replacement for "cancel culture" except now 4chan is full of you whiny normalfags
I once got like 20 You(s) on a post here. In a row too.
>>218871247FACT CHECK: FALSE
I wish I could get paid to collect videos and images of women urinating on the Internet, it's the only hobby I enjoy anymore
Crazy to think that every single one of my ancestors managed to get laid for billions of years but I'll be the first one that won't
>>218871312FK on a proxy
>>218871269It’s my proudest dayhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/211659296/#211659547
>>218871370>8 (you)s>7 positive>1 saying not funnyFACT CHECK: CONFIRMED FALSE
>>218871346To be fair, on balance most organisms don't reproduce and the vast majority of organisms that ever lived have no living descendants
uberjeets
>>218871547Jeets called this a hatecrime btw
>>218871437I never said it was exactly ten!
>>218871346You're just "built different" :)
I really like that hack where you boil pasta for two minutes then turn the heat off put the lid on and keep them in the water for as long as the packaging says you’re supposed to be cooking them. They always come out perfect.
at the gym. so many sweaty women in sexy outfits. but if I look, im the bad guy.
>>218871092Them some Utah grillz
i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
>>218871738my gym is full of zesty negros that make me feel uncomfortable.
ask me how to say some word in serbian and i'll answer you
>>218871750Can we pretend that brown jeets on an Uber bike are like shooting stars
>>218871783fuck off
>>218871783banana
>>218871818odjebi>>218871857banana
Can we start Muhammadjak posting again
Sorry for killing the thread
>>218869970There are still some judges here who are professionals thankfully. The circuit court judge in my county is like that - if you aren't a threat you'll probably get leniency, like a conditional discharge and supervision for a bit. If you reoffend, pose a real threat, or violate probation he will get strict very quickly
>>218871738keep your eyes to yourself, creep
>more people of differing races in my hick town…. le BAD!!!!lil timmy dog whistling because he want to fuck his cousin
to the tune of ave maria: i’m a gay niiiggaaaa
still waiting for an argument in favor of multiculturalism that doesn't involve food.
https://www.youtube.com/@TylerBucketYoutube/videoswhy is this guy so obsessed with canadathat isnt a thing that just happensis it just because the content is popular and canadians eat this shit up?
>>218872195interracial sex
>>218872195cultural enrichment is such a funny term to me because likewouldnt that technically mean things like emos and furries?rather than foreign cultures thats not an enrichment of culture thats an addition of another culture?
>>218872204This honestly, at this point normal sex just doesnt satisfy me. I think my IQ is so high i can only enjoy blacked.
>>218872273We can agree it's because of your IQ
Part and parcel
>usa isnt base-...ACK
kurac means dick in serbian>he really satisfied my pussy with his kuraclook, guys! i just used it in a sentence!
>>218872287To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand BLACKED. The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of racial relations history most of the themes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the bull's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Jefre Cantu Ledesma discography, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this symbolism, to realize that its not just insightful- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike BLACKED truly ARE idiots.
>>218872375Another bad investment from Apple. Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave.
>>218872375they already have those, they're called lip readers. and they definitely don't cost 2 billion dollars. another chosen one getting out of life easy.
>>218872556You know nothing
>>218872645I know that I can look at my iPhone and unlock it in less than a millisecond so I don't think Apple needs to outsource for this kind of technology.
>>218872680Facial recognition and lip reading are two different things.
back from my nap
>>218872740no one cares
>>218872740any cool dreams?
Real eyes realize real lies
>>218872556nah its an israeli invention that will power all apple voip in the future especially when talking in noisy environments. you dont drop 2 bil for a milk sound quality improvement you spend that much for groundbreaking market-dominating tech
Guys this doesn’t feel like the land of the free anymore….
Like Don Lemon, I am a black man. And as a black man, I believe that Don Lemon belongs in prison for a long time.
>>218872801
>>218872771had 1 wet dream and then i was chased by a grunt
>>218872829Am Yisrael Chai
Gugafoods I just marinated this 96 months DRY AGED steak for ONE MONTH in Minnesotan BOY CUM
I was looking to find a mugshot of an old friend who is in prison but apparently this nigga got into deep shit and can't even look him up without getting warning messages. I couldn't get any further. I'm scared now.
Streets saying Catherine O'Hara died
The mom from Home Alone passed away
>>218872930who?
>>218872968Kevin's mom in home alone, she was also in Beetlejuice. Recently she was acting in a lot of stuff too after a period of irrelevancy.
>>218873011Never watched any of those
>>218873017Yeah you’re a fuckin loser!!
>>218872930 First time I feel sad about the death of a famous actor
im gonna go for a walk, maybe ill buy some orange juice.
What do you think is going through the wagie mind right now?
I bought two Chicago dogs from Wienerschnitzel and made it back home without being arrested.
>>218873136WFH wagie here, I'm thinking I need to do some work before the day ends
>>218873159>made it back home without being arrested.Your days in the land of the free are numbered, Paco Sanchez
>>218873197Back to work wage *snaps whip* you're stealing company time posting
>>218872829Americanize. Americanize.VIEW THE WORLD THROUGH AMERICAN EYES.BURY THE PAST.ROB US BLIND.AND LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND.
You now remember Michael Schumacher
>>218873334Faith worse than death
>>218873136shleep
>>218873362*fate
You're beautiful.>Who?The anon reading this.
i love you guys so much
I just want it to be a good day.
>>218873405>.<
these new captchas are time consuming and tedious, honestly it's slowly killing thread traffic and ruining board cultures
>>218873329>>218872867
>>218873539it gets easier
>>218873544I love her
ACK
>>218873405No woman has independently corroborated this sentiment however
>>218873539theyre annoyingwhy cant we have a contaiment board /captcha/ where all the captcha fans can go so the rest of the site can be free of that shit
>>218872930>>218872966who will be the third?>dilbert>o'hara>???
>>218873770Israel invented the captcha
A cute one
>>218873802your mom
>>218873813looks like a doll. creepy
Why have you not joined a lodge yet?
>>218873448
How Native American Lacrosse sticks are carved from hickory wood
>>218873883i'm more of an odd fellow myself
>>218873883One of my uncles was
>>218873913me very soon
>>218873883id like to but i think you need a reference or something and i don’t know anyone
>>218873883 I prefer to join Mormonism if I am to join a cult
>>218873946You wouldn't pass the penis inspection anyway, don't worry about it lil bro
>>218873883Because I'm not a satanic pedophile
>>218873946You need a member to sponsor you. Also you can't be Catholic or an atheist.
Has anyone figured out what this is all about? Is it a test to see if you can keep morals even when life crushes you?
>>218873966This. You can’t have a penis larger than 3in (erect) to be a Mason.
N A S T Y girls
>>218874042Job over here
>>218873883I’m already in one
>>218873329I think I heard a shotWake up!Wake up!Wake up!How long? Not long'Cause what you reap is what you sow
>>218874042You create your own meaning that's true to yourself
>>218874042You need to see the doctor, you sound unhealthy
>thread dies while everyone waits for the new
The new is going to be a coomer edition cause this one wasn't a coomer edition
Test
Haven't showered since Tuesday
>Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has just released HUNDREDS OF BOMBSHELL RUSSIAGATE DOCUMENTS proving that Barack Obama personally ordered CIA agents to manufacture false intelligence on President Trump and was actively “working with the enemy” to undermine and erode Americans’ confidence in our democracy and President Trump’s LANDSLIDE 2016 VICTORY. This was a coup attempt by Barack Hussain Obama and his cronies… As Jesse Watters said “Whatever happens to these guys is not revenge… it’s accountability. And it’s time for people to pay the price.” ARREST OBAMA NOW!so is trump going to try it or is he just screaming at the clouds?
incredibly tired
https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?t=33poop
Use this for the new
>>218874803
>>218871815Testing standards are racist
