Darts edish
first
get the rorkes on hrt
did a big poo
any good films going?
>>218868491Good taste
>>218868480but i think i love you
favourite gay porn star?
>>218868543screamin' gumbo jenkins
>>218868453she's made for the beeb
>>218868525oh so marriage then?
>>218868542devils lettuce has me up late laughing at stupid shit on the internet as pergo ahead and cancel me
got terminator salvation on
Don’t think I’ve ever met a Jew. Don’t even live in the middle of nowhere, live in Kent, just never seen one. If I do I’ll make a scene and start pointing at it.
>>218868574no you don't
wanking to lesbian jav
just a bit of blood on the toilet paper. nothing to worry about.
>>218868605err yeah I do
Ukrainian rent boys…
slapping my throbbing precummy slimy cock on a nectarine FUCK i love nectarines
If your sister was hot and offered you sex would you sex sex sex?
mega cappuccino
>go outside for a walk>all I see are pakis and wogsAh yes
>>218868560yes if you like we can do that thing where i can't divorce and get all your money
>>218867986Happens sometimes, sickest I've ever been was when I was about 23, had four or five pints on a friday night and a KFC on the way home. Next day was the queasiest I've ever been and while the food probably didn't help it wasn't food poisoning queasy it was from the booze for sure. Threw up probably eight times.
UMMYPOPS x
>>218868660>>218868660NEW
for me it's jav featuring white women, white women getting shagged by little yellow chinaman who are smaller than the girl simultaneously satisfies my giantess fetish and small dick humiliation fetish
Peter Griffin family guy
peter griffin pants ok
>>218868694funy
>>218868453Kier Starmer and NATOtroons want you to hate and kill this and want it to live a miserable existence They also want you to be willing to die for a made up country that hinges its entire existence on hating this
spongebob big guy pants okay
>>218868675what the fuck
>>218868731What
>>218868675Bit early
think i might be demisexual
think i might be dtficsexual
Imagine if England was called Kingland haha
coco lovelock
too drunk to sleep but also not drunk enough to sleep
big guybig guybig big guy
spongebob no pants
spongebob big guy for you
shut your fucking mouth
spongebob big guy pants ok
spongebob big cock
time to give my acorn a smack
>>218868671Yeah takes the piss it's ruined my friyay
>>218868453>>218868716Hey! Samefag! Leave them kids alone!
sowhere are you off to tonight? friday night and allmaybe off to the gf's house? or perhaps down the pub with the lads for a few pints? or maybe you're out for a meal or something similar, somebody's birthday perhaps?you won't be spending it online here i hope
>>218868899shall be hanging out with my good friends on /brit/
Do you believe in ghosts?? Have you ever seen a ghost???
ˢᵏʸ
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1769756721070117.jpg
>>218868927ummypops
>>218868817got called out on the Team's meeting for laughing to myself when i was looking at this
be good if one of you lads went to coopers
>>218868899Meeting a couple of mates at the local then going to another friends house for pres, they'll be preing at least I'll have a couple of drinks and go home when they head to the club
bigbob spongeguy pants ok
>>218868935would love to eat you
How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on Friday?
>>218868942good lad although you should join them when they go clubbing
>>218868925i've seen casper
>>218868965Honestly can't be arsed, it's an 80's night in this tiny place, not my thing I'll join them next time
>>2188689614 or 5 Go have a look, incel boy Might even see a woman who isn't your fat single parent mother!
>>218868899got no gf got no ladsjust opened a bottle of chianti. will be drinking that then a few whiskys while watching some films
whats fhe rorke counter up to this month then? last i saw it was 1750 just in the month of january
>>218868941if it's in manchester i'll go today
>>218869000blogposting all the while I hope because you're so interesZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>218868995Why do you have to be weird like this. Just talk like a normal person instead of screeching incel at everyone
>>218868955ummypops
>>218868995Meltdown
>>218869020It is inLIVERPOOL
>>218869026Using the term 'normie' and asking about things like how much people drink in a pub is ABnormal. You are a WEIRDO.
He won't like that
>>218868816dolly little
>>218869026No you are blatantly an incel so I'll keep using that term cheers. Not your social media platform.
:)
>>218869061Shut up incel freak
Might drink until 3am, then fall asleep in a stupor at my desk, and then briefly wake up at 5am and get into bed, then sleep until 2pm tomorrow
>>218869073>you are blatantly an incel so I'll keep using that term cheersDONE HIM
>>218869082this is my plan except on my sofa instead of at my desk
>>218869082seen this episode before
>>218869073Okay incel keep asking what peoples' plans are then complaining about people using it as a social media platform and being weirdly aggressive because you're an incel, incel
Might knock dry Jan on the head early and go for a booze after work, can't be arsed waiting til sunday
When did you start sofa posting?
>>218868519thanks
seething little shitlump
Incel posting the Bradley Walshes now is he
>>218869123been drinking gin since lunch me while wfh
>>218869144mate stop crashing out
just got two laughing emojis in a row from the toilfu, I bet she's sodden down there
>>218869112>keep asking what peoples' plans areThis was you btw>>218868961>How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on FridayNo self-reflection possible with your kind (shut-incels). Just angry all the time.
>>218868961I mean all abuse aside he did have a point. Go and look for yourself. You post like an alien wanting information on normal people.
>>218869123fuck it off mateyou've done 30 daysbollocks to another weekend of sobriety
>>218869147gin is a dry drink tbf
if a woman is willing to put your penis in her mouth I think that's a terrific thing
>>218869142Bitter little incel
>>218868961Literally any number>just going for 1 or 2Can mean literally that or up to 5 or 6>a fewUsually means around 6>having a reet booze8+
This /brit/ edition does NOT pass the vibe check
>>218869123what's point doing 30 days just to fail at the end?
>>218869123go on have a drink you slug of a man
>>218869205screamed at this
hes absolutely seething the gay little mongboy looooooool
just go to the pub, sit in the corner and note down how many pints a group orders throughout the evening like a normal person
>calls other people angry incels>while posting like a weirdly aggressive incelNo self-awareness at all these incels
>>218868453thats an underage girl
>just go to the pub alone and count other people's alcohol consumption Normal response instead of just answering the question IMO DESU
how many eggs do you lads normally use in an omelette?
>>218869210You were the sad cunt asking us, that's even weirder
calm down you fat spastic
oh this incel is fucking seething
>>218868723why do you keep posting this
>>218869222just come to my house and check, incel
>>218869222Never you mind.
Incel now having a full-on meltdown over 'normies' Does the loneliness bite harder on Fridays? I fucking hope it does you friendless prick
scream
>>218869214don't think there's an age limit for playing darts
Waddup niggas
Hi guys how are you
seethe on incel
the venomous incel is having a mega meltdown
>>218869222Shut up you incel freak
Why are women going mental over a mediocre looking manlet?
>>218869245melty
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>218869222I eat a 4 egg omelette every day for lunch and have done for years.
He's trying to drown it out with phoneposts but the incel who never leaves his smelly bedroom literally asked this: >>218868961>How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on Friday?He'll be up until 7am seething in /brit/ but DO NOT tell him to go find out for himself.
>How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on Friday? oh my daysssss
Talk to each other not at each other
spaki having another meltdown is he
>How many pints do normies drink when they go out to the pub on Friday?/britfeel/ moment
No one here can answer it because they're not normies themsleves
>>218869341he's on the botnet now oh my days
>>218868942>and go home when they head to the clubwhy
>>218869283they like murderers initthey think if he were their bf he'd murder people for them
>>218869283thought they didn't like him anymore
6 eggs 8 pints
>>218869325>>218869348SCREAMING
>>218869360spaki is such a sad cunt
ill have 4 or 5 if im having a normal night at the pub. not done that for a while because of babystein you see
yeah you'd know how many pints people drink at the pub because you're never fucking out of the place you fat grim alkie cunt
It's a simple question just answer it ffs
>>218869360The hell did I do Are you all on stimulants you’re acting weird
>normiessociety failed this incel loser
Why is this incel still melting down over this
>>218869362See >>218868987
dark fruits weather this
on a day like this
>>218869412heathermong doesn’t know when to stop
why did he ask how many pints "normies" drink then get annoyed when "normies" treat him as he deserves to be treated?
leave it in britfeel yeah
he's melting down while accusing the other guy of melting downbizarre
>>218869433h-he normie-
What's the optimal number of pints before putting a pillow in the top deck?I reckon about 5 or 6 me, got a nice buzz that the niccy rush tops off
He's going to be spamming this for the next 5 hours because he's an incel with nothing better to do
>>218869433how many pints you reckon he had
and in this mystical and far off land known as "the pub" how many pints would one drink on a typical excursion there?
hey can you normies go count the pints others drink because I never leave my bedroom and need an actual number for some reason
>>218869436>>218869443>>218869456dollhouse wheelchair spacka meltdown
Got the inexplicable urge to drink four or five pints of beer now
3-4 paedophiles in a discord pretending to be several different people attacking each other
>>218869433LITERALLY me in about half an hour
>>218869487Could absolutely smash a few guinnesses desu
unwelcome yanks commenting on the quality of the thread they're shitting up
>>218869483kys heatherpaedo
>>218869452I do this after 2, makes me feel like the world is tilting
triggered by someone clocking it
>>218869509Phwoar >>218869513I invented that gimmick btw
>>218869513weird how you remain silent when all the fagposting and schizo are done under the union jack
ough
yalready know I’m getting wozzles from all the mandem crodie xx
>>218869238it's a meme from instagram
dtfic spamming
My toilberg had a bit of a heart to heart lads because he can see how bashful I am. He said he used to be a shy person like I am, but he took a bunch of pills and now he's the light that fills up the room.So drugs is the answer it seems.Wonderful drugs.
really feel like getting a beer and a burger
i don't drink
>>218869560ok and
got the linkin park on
>>218869506Can you count your drinks and post the number here so I can put it inside of my database of normie facts
>>218869549kys heatherpaedo
>>218869562he sounds like a class lad and you sound like a horrid freak
big guybig big guy
>>218869576so he has seen it on instagram and decided to repeat it here for (you)s come on m8 keep up
take a look at my girlfriendshe's the only one i got
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
powerful
i can't even get to 7 pints
>>218869515>>218869599dollymong having a luh melty
guarantee the incel asking how many pints people drink is one of those zoomer mongs who tries to queue up in a single line at the bar
>>218869639barely get through 3 me
need it? Or keep it?
>>218869669phwoarrr
>>218869644that's just being POLITE
someone saying that he was repeating it for (You)s doesn’t meant you’re going to get (You)s for suddenly spamming it
>>218869690so incel-lingo has found it’s way into the bbc has it
>>218868899Since I became a gfman living with gfstein Friday nights are basically a drink at the local pub (one) at best and then home to watch telly and cook dinner and open a bottle of wine, make a G&T etcBasically what I would do midweek as a 20something bloke living aloneSeldom do we go out for a big one together and most of my mates are also shacked now so lads nights are very few and far between
>>218869689
>>218869607seen him post it about 50 times without a single (You) though
>>218869669looks like elton john leaking from his flesh nozzle
>>218869766sounds like spamming/flooding to me
>>218869593>normieoh I'll be drinking alone in the incelflat while trying not to think too much about the toilfu
nu-/brit/ discord trannies perplexed by the idea of gimmicks
>>218868899staying in with the gf. Making spaghetti carbonara for tea and then probably going to take an edible later on and force her to watch a film I want to watch.
>>218869669would demolish both
>>218869790>>>/int/cum
>>218869790Something doesn't become a gimmick just because you spam it.
Ummm... feeling ZESTY FODEN!
>>218869813sounds dangerously like my life this
>>218869781good one did you make that up yourself?
dtfic/hn triggered
>>218869669and the price?
Studying Ireland's history and it seems that United Ireland would have been a thing had Gerry Adams stuck to the cause
>>218869813make her watch Come And See from start to finish
DIRTY SCOUSE RAT TAKING OVER
>>218869817like double what i can do i can only top out at 4-5
>>218869835
M5 bridge been shut for hours over some muppet threatening to jumpmadness out there
>>218869813what film?
>>218869813Which film?
>>218869790>yank unable to grasp basic gimmickryadd it to the list of things that are beyond you lad. like banter and not being fat.
sipping my chianti
>>218869877do a flip
>>218869868Maybe need to build up to that have sowed the seeds for Son of Saul see if she'll go for that
going outside to improve my mental
not a bad scran score this monththe bias towards british pies is ridiculous at times
is he the most photographed man in the world?any time i see a picture of him it's a picture i've never seen before
Tired of winter
>>218869883got a nice sauvignon blanc and some edibles me
>>218869839No I got it from an episode of Brass Eye :3
>gfstein just messaged me from her office room in the flat that she thinks the teams call she's on is going to go for at least another hour and I should slip out to get the wine for laterYep, and I'll also HAVE THREE PINTS AT THE PUB BY MYSELF GET THE FUCK IN
set my arse on fire
dang hentschel
me and my mate went out for a roast for lunch at the bloody carvery and by the time I got home I was so full I couldn't be fucked to do any work toilberg is going to be FUMING on MondayI don't care though
>>218869917hate winter me. cold and dark are not good conditions to exist in.
>>218869940Is that a normal amount?
people say alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink
>>218869940corr gonna suck off any lads in the bogs?
>>218869954go back to karachi then
just insured my willy
>look how middle class we are, we drink wine
had to tear myself away from the work 'top, love working me I add so much value
BIG BOOBIES ON THE LOG
hope the lad posting the pub webcam is back tonight, my favourite gimmick of the year so far
Don’t bother it’s anime nonce slop
>>218869969LOVE when fat ginger incels like you get upset that i like it being warm and sunny. doesn't work with your sweat problem i know.
>>218869930>>218869930>>218869930new
>>218869985Wine is a classless drink that anyone can enjoy, the only time it becomes class-biased is when the odd runt says it's a middle class thing and gets uppity.
queer thing to love
>>218870050obvious fakeries
im having rorke withdrawal i need more rorke
Those are perfect tits tbf
I'm a loner. I'm a loser. I'm an incel. I'm a boozer.
>>218870070nipularly speaking, no
>>218870081What's wrong with them?
>>218870068wanted this bitch dead
got my willy stuck up my bum
>>218870095like them pointier me
>>218870070mine? thanks very much
'cide*grabs you by the throat*back the fuck off*walks away and talks to somebody else*>Phone up speculatively asking for work>giffuck off>replying to a 30 minute old postFONTFOYUniversity of YorkWalking towards the cameraYou arrive in Milton Keynesahh yesahhh excellent, very impressive.all mealrianime nonceare nigearsebarratt new buildsbellowingblog onbollock bustingbumbusiness idea:caracornettocorrrde laddon't mess me around sunshinefuck off back to facebook normie twatfuck off billionairegas yourselfgf sent me thisgood ladhmmmhootinghowlingjanny's off his rockerleftypolmaisieme on the leftmeme unineed a bfneed you out of business sunshinenew gimmick:orchestrating a wankpengpoopoo niggerradical centristrasheedreeeerentbergroaringroooororkerorkesheedruntruntoidsad little manscreechingshan'tsimple asspoiler that hogstrawpollsucking a golf ballsucking a niggerthe proto gfthe scranthe so-called gfthird eyetoilbergtoilsteinutter statevile little freakvile slug of a creaturevirgin freakwankwew ladwilly
got the grimes on me
>>218870136love are grimeth
>>218870123i should have never listened to the dutch boy by the dike
>>218869835tell me about Foden. why does he wear the mask?
right well thats not the new
>>218870133I invented literally all of these gimmicks btw
The Jewish nigger Lassalle
>>218869879>>218869880Have decided on Apocalypto directed by Mr Mel "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" Gibson
might get the burgers on
still banned from the local wetherspoons for having a wank under the table at a booth after 17 pints back in 2018 dark days indeed
>>218870284dogshite film
>>218870133Forgot jf
>>218870284great choice, banging film that
>>218870298don't believe you
>>218870133All should be arrested defined a generation and its not here. This was the holeguy meme of the 2010s
>>218870284based mel
>>218870322Don't know what these are
Cape Fear felt more like a black comedy than a thriller film
>>218870357did it
>>218870378yeah a lot of the suspense scenes came across as parody
>>218870273
>>218870377the entire thread on the right
>>218870402ok
>>218870448i accept your concession
just woke up chaps
>>218870472lazy
>>218870298I'm only barred from one bar in my city and it's a shithole dive bar so I'm not that bothered anyway. Can't even remember what got me barred lmao.
>>218870466what did i concede
>>218870540grow up
>>218870557meltdown
>>218870540thats you done
>>218870571i accept your concession
dont reply to me again
>>218870579i accept your sluggish cope
think my willy has grown bigger
>>218870591glad i could maul you with significant ease
come on lads ive been here since 2013 and this is a new low
>>218870613>come on ladsyour da certainly does #BumBoy #Rape
Ha ha, that was funny
boobs
do need a good thorough bumming
ive been done
>>218870591grow up
>>218870643https://vocaroo.com/14p7qDrwmVhE
saving our shitey dogpoo zingers for the new i see
enough
just grew up
actually sat down and watched a film properly the other day, as in I didn't look at my phone once and just watched itit was actually really good
>>218870724alright zoomer
big guy
>>218870724Zoom zooms discover watching a film omds
>>218870756Rorke's da
>>218870724what film?
niggardly pooing
>>218870284Good choice
absolutely B0UNC1NG in C00PERS tonight lads x
>>218870780Aliens
>>218868899down the /brit/ with the lads
>>218870780Bubble Butt Asians 3
Ha, because he was watching porn
Shall I make it then
Let's get to 420 dudes Only 67 more posts
>>218870839yeah go on
>>218870682we didnt deserve him
>>218870889>>218870889>>218870889
gooch is absolutely wrecked from waddling about
