eating edish
So do I let the gf peg me or not
Christ is King subedition
so this is the new /brit/ is it?
>>218882694Kyrieleeeeisooon
>>218882694Amen
well here we arethe new, as they say
Need Emma Watson’s bum in my face.
English needs spelling reformThere's no excuse anymore
>>218882775I always type coloUr, because I respect what you did with language and that's how I was taught - the correct way.
WHO'S THE FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHER WHO TAKES THE PICTURES OF SPIDERMANhttps://youtu.be/sAfxBXAQCZM?si=psomS5YdgJChQcw8
Free prince andrew
>>218882789Thank you for supporting British culture <3
>>218882801Always. Staunch defender of /brit/s on /ck/.
the only mainline protestants or OG protestants are lutheran and calvinist/reformed/presbyterian. anglican aint protestant
>>218882827sorry buddy it’s a baptist world you’re just living in it
would you stay in a hotel on the moon?
>>218882861Is there free breakfast and wifi?
>>218882868yes but the menu says "moon breakfast" and you don't know what that means
mmm nootka
>>218882861exists in cyberpunk 2077
>>218882884On a serious note probably not, so many things can go wrong. I haven't been to so many places on Earth so the Moon is the last place I would want to visit.
my Watch Later playlist on youtube now has videos that I added literally 10 years ago
>>218882899goated
>>218882924do a digital clean up, i do them and its really gooddelete old files, clean your youtube up, etc
Oh shit it’s almost Christmas! Better put my tree up.
>>218882924Still waiting to get round to them are we lad?
>>218882924The other day I saw a comment of mine from 10 years ago.
>>218882945yeah x>>218882933i sorted all my files and it did feel good knowing where everything is
Given up on NoFap ladsAlso might give up seeing escorts
>>218882954Sometimes when I listen to Yung Lean I see my comment from 11 years ago
>>218882964The old nofap to escorts pipeline jew
>>218882964>Given up on NoFap ladswhy? how many days? I'm going super cyan with my run. If I don't have sex in the next month I'll probably expLOAD >>218882983I wanna go back 2016, high school, party all the time paaaaarty all the tiiime.
I won the Nobel Peace Prize for inventing a type of pneumatic bollock smashing device.
>>218882997Fucking depressing innit lad, was just thinking about it yesterdayYou can literally never go back. Everything that was good back then is gone forever.
>>218883002>Testicular
I'm on the nofap and I have completely retired from porn
>>218883002Need to send those to select world leaders right now
>>218883013Me too bro
yung leandoer shawty
>>218883026Based
>>218883028^_^
>>218883008Yeah but whatchu gonna do, gotta keep living. The other day I stumbled on some old pics and man it was so much fun, at least I still see the lads, some of them have kids already which is crazy. >>218883013Incredibly based
>>218883051Got no kids and I'm 26Makes me worry sometimes but what are u gonna do
imagine what it was like to have a wank back in medieval timesjust sitting in a grotty little hovel in the dark, tugging your willard to the thought of some ankles
>>218883065And everyone within a mile radius could hear with all those buckles, probably had 100 buckles. They loved them.
>>218882997>why?>how many days?I had a good streak in November but I've caved since my last escort visit on Sunday 25th.I thought seeing escorts would cure me but the reality is it's stressful trying to understand these women.I still haven't relapsed on porn.
What keeps me going on the no fap is the absolutely horrific load I'm gonna release on a girl who has absolutely no idea what's coming. >>218883060we still have time fren, my buddy got his first kid at 18 just when we were graduating high school, he has 3 now from 2 different women (he is Turkish) lol.>>218883096>I still haven't relapsed on porn.This is a huge win. I left porn behind 2-3 years ago.
>>218883065
>>218883110>This is a huge win. I left porn behind 2-3 years ago.Based. Powerful.
me? playing forza
>>218883060I'm 29 and have given up
>>218883128imagine what it was like to have sex in a house with one bed and a family of 7
>>218883145My neighbour (who was a heroin junkie 8-9 years ago) is 41 and last year got married to a 28 year old cute girl, this year they had their first baby. He is bald and not very tall btw.What I mean was - NEVER GIVE UP! andnevergoon
might become a white rapper
reading the story of faust many parallels between the story and my life
>>218883172go be a wigger somewhere else
>>218883186i'm a wigga wit soul
>>218883172The greatest white rapper is a blind guy.
>>218883177name some
>>218883186>ayo ya'll shootin me shieeet
>>218883151>imagine what it was like to have sexcan't
>>218883228unfortunately ktim
>>218883151stealth mode, I did that at a party one time while people were sleeping all over the room
>>218883211not listening to gods word living in luxury
why dont black people go the pub?
gio scotti images
>>218883254it's rorke's bloody google history!
Man I'm browsing /pol/ and this shit is so funny.
>>218883248My dad likes to tell a story about him fighting some black guys in a pub in Wolverhampton in the 70s
>>218883279Did he win
>>218883281Supposedly so
>>218883281no they both bummed him
>>218883293Projecting your gay cuck rape fantasies are we Rorke
>british women: Balding with dry skin and wrinkles at 24>Scottish women: Beautiful angels even into their 30s, and horny too!Why is this?
>>218882655Kind of wild Britian had a space program and got rid of it the second they put satellites into space because they couldn't compete with the Soviets and Americans
Why are you still awake at 3 in the morning?
>>218883304truth nuclear attack
>>218883304
moot in the epstein files and epstein sent his gf fnaf porn from gif via email
>>218883307saturday innit
>>218883318old news
>>218883307It's almost 7am here. Got back home 2 hours ago and am too excited to go to sleep. Wish I still smoked weed.
did a cummed pant in my sleep
>>218883306It's more wild that we wasted money even having a space programme at all desu
autoglass repairautoglass replace
>>218883332ktim
>>218883339The only reason they launched the tickets was because your government already paid for it while it was falling apart kind of wild though that the British empire ended like 6 years before I was born
fucking hate rorke
what if they want to mars and there was a guy already there
>>218883375why chicken x
>>218883377I just wish I could visit the moon or space my biggest dream could never come true imagine seeing a probe or manned mission to alpha centurai
>>218883377just one indian guy littering
>>218883373You were born in the 1960s??
>>218883400British empire ended when hong Kong was hand over to China you fat fuck
antirorkicism must end
>>218883394lel
>>218883400Man this door is cursed
Did you know the USA wanted this place for a NYC to San Fransisco line and also wanted a Verison for Seattle and Tokyo
theres an american version of shameless, you fooking wot
>>218883403It was gone long before that, one poxy island isnt an empire. Then that means you were born in 2003? No underaged runts around here lad.
>>218883421But no Americans concord sadly I wish we could have seen it without the shattering of windows
>>218883318*fnaf FUTA porn
>>218883433I am also 23 you old man get your fucking sleep apena machine
>>218883417
>>218883443Is that his home?
>>218883442Dont know what you're on about, 2003 was 13 years ago
>>218883456Time for you to look it's the year 2025 old man we need to get you back to the memoru care facility
>>218883455I assume so
>>218883465>it's the year 2025um
day 3102 of not cutting my hair until rorke stops being a bhenchod
>>218883443where is this place why is he always there
>>218883472I bet he wanted to cut that cable and stab it
Saw a book that was published in 2007I thought 'that's only a couple years old, fairly recentIt will be 20 years old soonWtf
Britians last satelite before ending the space program to fund nhs and to pay the debt
>>218883491I was such a fat kid in 2007.
>>218883508crazy that a black guy invented that and white people stole it
>>218883391Imagine all the mad shit aliens get up to on /moon/
leftypol
>>218883547rorke foaming at the mouth at this post
Gott strafe England
>>218883555a jew made that saying
When you really think about it video killed the radio star
The wifes gone down to new orleans for the night, dogberg is having a fit without her
girl i know from school just had her second child at 22 and named him "daymer" (????)
>>218883584Nevermind then.
Americans be like black people sex XD and expect us to laugh
>>218883619so dad is a towel head of some kind
i think we should take Greenland and explore it's beauty
>>218883681very cute
>>218883673no they're both normal white people
>>218883688well this is awkward
Malaponte is lurking
What if I name my son Amalek?
>>218883721then ill rape him
>>218883726Impossible, he will be born in Greece and guarded by Albanian security.
feeling weird
Alright gang, 40 push ups let's go. No no no no no I don't want to hear that shit, let's go.
>>218883771can't too sleepy soz x
>>218883771No way, I wouldn't be able to go to sleep. I think I'm almost there.
Eating a log of turd to save the environment
>>218883796Some guy invited me to London to get drunk and be a menace sadly I never took up his offer because I am scared of stepping foot in London how the fuck is London more dangerous than NYC
all full of coldwhy do they always hit at the weekend
>>218883796crazy that he is internalized racism so much that he thinks Nigeria doesn't have the best health care
>>218883804>how the fuck is London more dangerous than NYCit isn't not anywhere nearhope this helps
Me mum is going to New York and I'm scared
>>218883804london has become the killing fields
usury must be abolished
>>218883824crazy that Kier is actually Xi Jing Peng
>>218883818In NYC the worse thing you see is crackheads in the subway trains and someone doing a strip club show in the train
>>218883833The murders rapes and robberies don’t count cause it’s part a da citys culcha
>>218883833nyc has objectively more crime than london
>>218883838NYC is safe as fuck the only crime that will happen is over priced coffee and hot dogs
>>218883771can’t even do one x
scared me mum will experience white supremacy in America cause she is Greek
>>218883847um x
>>218883842You’re only lying to yourself because none of us are going to hear it
>>218883858I been to NYC more times then I can count and I live 2 hours away in Boston I am pretty sure London is more dangerous than Boston too
>There are 190,000 Mormons in the UK???????
>>218883864Based on what?
>>218883841there was one week in london that had more murders than nyc a few years ago and now that means that london will always be super scary and more violent than nyc in the maga mind
>>218883867not even sure what a mormon is desu baka
>>218883864K
>>218883872I mean I can walk down Boston commons right now and not be a victim of s crime or walk around Boston at night and nothing will happen
>>218883877okyou can do that in london right now too
>>218883867If your government knew what was best they would stamp them out immediately but they’re just going to allow another paedo ring to set itself up because they call themselves christian
One time I was going through the Manchester airport and they were doing random screenings and scans and they let me without one but made the 80 year old lady after me go through the scan and she got patted down.
>>218883850We can't tell, have a very bad Greekdar in America and we keep getting burned by it. I submit to you Judge, under pain of death, this man's not Jewish, he told me he was Jewish, I'd like to call for a mistrial. God help my soul, this man is a crook, he is a liar, and he is not Jewish, I submit to you, oh Judge, he has LIED. You're a LIAR Christos, SHAME. SHAME on you Christos.
>>218883867my uncle became a mormon and married an american mormon
>>218883904Bizarre lie
phwoar would propa shag rachel mcadamd arse
how it feels to get foy’d
>>218883903My brother's name is Christos and when he was a kid he thought Jesus Christ was his dad. He also thought he was American just because are uncle lives in America.
>>218883907not a lie thoughbeit
>>218883875this nigga started a cult so that he could have multiple wives and now there are 17 million people who follow his schizo religion
>>218883913never seen a baseball in real life
>>218883922not much to them
>>218883922It's very hard, if you got hit in the head with it you would DIE
>>218883921kind of based ngl
>>218883922I have a whole baseball set, fucking hurt my hand when we tried playing when we were kids. Also for the love of god I can't understand what the rules of baseball are.
>>218883921wasn't he like 16 when he started saying he saw the angels too? Utterly mad
>>218883949in england we have rounders which i think is just baseball except it uses a shorter bat and a softer ball and it seen as more of a girls game
>>218883882What if I pull out my phone
>>218883932>Joseph Smith is believed to have married up to 40 wivesmental
>>218883969the last white man in america
>>218883960Kind of like soft ball (I assume)>>218883969Holy based.
Imagine being a 15 year old lad and Ghislaine Maxwell grooms you into having sex with her and a load of A list female celebrities. Be proper awful that haha
corr would absolutely plunge the rachel mcadams fannoidpropa squelchypump pumpPHWOAR
imagine a world of european christians that would be so peng it'd be unreal
>>218883960Think rounders is the same as softball which is women only cause they can’t throw overhand
>>218883969look at that smilehe knew
>>218883969kek even looks smug inpainting
>>218883980she was kind of cute
>>218884004Hell yeah dude, I'm so hungry
>>218883969I imagine if he came back he’d be like alright guys my bad too far
>>218883980More likely to be bummed by Howard lutnik
>>218884022Mick
>>218884019Imagine his shock when he pitched his harem style religion and people actually bought it. The balls on this guy.
you wake up tomorrow and look like this>>218884040whát do?
>>218884040Yeah that’s definitely a real human being and not a half baked reptilian alien hybrid
New spaino vpn just dropped
>>218884040 god hes so fucking ugly
raping my own penis
minecraft fucking sucks
first all the irish posters disappeared years ago now australian posters are few and far between
>>218884094no it doesn't
the results are in
>>218884110
First few times I had Guinness I was like - damn I always get the ones that turned flat, because they were not carbonated like other beers.>>218884123Holy Piers Brosnan, imagine slapping those around.*makes your dick dissappear*
granit xhakagranit xhakabonnie blue bonnie blue tiny little penis tiny little penis ding dang dong ding dang dong
>>218884126why not include the muslim/hindu/whatever else break down?
>>218884155rorke
>>218884154unsure what this means
Mad how shit old memes were. Just watched a video compilation of that To Be Continued meme to that Roundabout song. They were all shit
>>218884193>Roundabout songsong rules
want to go for a walk today but i'm full of cold and slo it's wet outside
>>218884206>>218884206>>218884206>>218884206>>218884206>>218884206lol@urlife
>>218884193here come dat boi!
>>218884154sc
>>218884239bolar bear
So you’re telling me the first 18 people who found him happened to be homosexual, opportunistic rapists?
>>218884239
Say a prayer for Leanne Crow. This is how she looks in 2026.
just clocked a finna and it gagged me
Mad he didn't hear them coming with radar dishes like those for ears
>>218884281gran used to like dem
>>218884126based.fuck religion
>>218884367should have flew away or something haha dumbo cunt
>>218884367scr
doin a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-r8QnePI34
>>218884405shut up leftypol
>>218884316she looks finetold you this already
Watching a YouTube vid of cinema audience reaction to Captain America holding Thor's hammer. Am I missing something? Americans are truly a different breed
https://x.com/i/status/2009038589196382309
>>218884316what happen to her tiddy
>>218884614Looks like ai slop
decadence kills civilisation
>>218884626Well it's not bungo
think the toilfu might have legit depression, she says she's stopped talking to her family and can't get out of bed
>>218884640ahaha
>>218884647not funny lad it's actually kind of heartbreaking :(
>>218884640give her a good shagging mate ought to cheer her up
>>218884669>hey lois remember that time i posted on /r/malegroomingadvice
>>218884614Plenty of diversity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVazFRC7cso
>>218884669he got that zoomer face
Why do women become prostitutes?The one I'm seeing says she has a degree in art. Perhaps it's not that useful but she still has somewhat of a brain. From what she's told me about herself she seems quite impulsive. She got a tattoo when she was a teenager yet she now markets herself as the "GFE", well-educated type.Is it just for the easy money? She's told me she wants to buy a house to "put down roots" which made me want to roll my eyes.
>>218884669this guy would actually be handsome if he were 10 stone lighter
>>218884711all women are basically prostitutes anyway
>>218884640This is so interesting to us. Keep us updated!!
>>218884711yes it's obviously just for the easy money. If she's capable of mentally distancing herself from shagging creepy strangers to the point where it feels more like a meaningless business transaction then I guess why wouldn't you rent out your vag
>replying to escortmong special type of retards here early morning
>>218884718Yeah but I'm curious what lured this one in.She doesn't seem like a druggie or stupid.
>>218884758mongs always fall for spakis bait its nothing new
>>218884746>If she's capable of mentally distancing herselfSurely that puts an emotional strain on her though.I reckon she's the type who thinks sex work is empowering.
>>218884720don't worry I will x
An absolutely incredible piece of musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n78rcVoIr8
woke up at 7am to play League of Legends
mad how statistically>at least one person on /brit/ right now has size 14 feet>at least one person on /brit/ right now has an 8 inch willard>at least one person on /brit/ right now is gay>at least one person on /brit/ right now is in bed with their gf>at least one person on /brit/ right now pulled in the pub last night>at least one person on /brit/ right now has been in prison>at least one person on /brit/ right now should be in prison but isn't>at least one person on /brit/ right now has never fantasised about scotland breaking away from britain, drifting to the arctic circle and sinking beneath the icy waves
>>218884794I've got a 9 inch willard and have done the last one (cba typing that)
>Had a great saturday planned out because the gf is away>Go for a walk>Do some DIY>Slow cook a lovely bolognese >Go watch my local team's derby>Watch Blade Runner tonight>Mate texts me last night he's having a birthday/baby shower at a pub in the city starting at 1pm>Saturday plans scuppered
its just a floating rock in space who cares if you get fucked up the arse for money
>>218884794>>at least one person on /brit/ right now is gayktim
>>218884806what atheism does to a mf
>>218884806>t. Blink-182 official songwriter
rorke reclining in a kingly fashion spaffing all over his tum and lower chestleftypol hunched over like an imp stroking with one hand and holding the other in front of his cock trying to catch the cum so it doesn't make a mess
>>218883804
>>218884814cummed all over my belly once and hated itanyone who does that for fun is sick in the head
morning lads, at toil. is it right? probably not
>>218884794mad how none of these are me except when I fancy a gay porn wank but I'm not gay
>>218884794I've been in prison but none of the other ones apply
>>218884794I’m gay and should be in prison
>>218884040>THIS is who is going to be negotiating peace in Ukraine
>>218884828I also enjoy thinking about being on chevauchee in France, sacking a nunnery and claiming Arielle Maxine, only to discover he is a noble's son who has been living as a woman to disguise himself, then having him lick my arse and glans and then giving him a good bumming and filling his tight, smooth Gallic arse with ANGLO cumotherwise I'm not the slightest bit gay
any of u seen marty supreme
>>218884834>I've been in prisonwhy?>>218884838>should be in prisonwhy?
6 7
>>218884806a well adjusted person has a certain amount of self respect. If you're happy to let literally anyone who pays have a go at your arse that suggests you have zero self respect, which isn't healthy
reckon most of the stuff we know about space is probably a load of bullshit
>>218884849no i only watch good movies
>>218884849no
>>218884851>6 7Liverpool-Newcastle result tonight, mark my words
>>218884850I work thereI'm literally going back to prison in about 20 minutes
>>218884840genuinely bizarre post.
>>218884806never understood this mindset when it’s unironic. space is le big and we are le talking apes. somehow that means nothing matters. no. certain things still matter a lot in daily life
>>218884864how so?
>>218884840h-hot
>>21888485599% of it is just educated guesses based on maths and blurry satellite pictures
>>218884850wanked in public multiple times never got caught
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hInYo5VTirIactually insane
>>218884865yeah these dubs matter, check em
>>218884758I quite like escortmong though he never posts profiles which is disappointing
peng country
>>218884840
>>218884854you can get rich and then worry about self respect and morality and honour
>>218884761Usually abused when they were younger. It’s very sad.
>our sausages are square and we say shoogly peg, we're a real country!nah
>>218884861Ever done a cavity search?
anyone managed to get themselves a peng tranny gf?
>>218884889>heh, as long as i have enough fractional reserve monopoly jew moneys I will be happy and successful
>>218884889alri Dubai toilet
>>218884889I feel like you can't really just blank out all the times you got defiled by smelly creepy men for cash as "just business", that's gonna haunt you forever
>>218884906peng tranny gf? notranny gf? nogf? no
NEW>>218884919>>218884919>>218884919
>>218884906doesn't exist does it
>>218884901no, we have a body scanner that's strong enough to even show farts in the image
>>218884892She says she was sent home from school a few times for the way she dressed/looked.She's an odd one.
