familia edition
mad how poo peng gay porn bardley welsh
more like gay pong
i have a spare ticket for the chelsea today if anyone wants it
>>218887245girl
Mad how culture in colonial countries can never truly develop and there is no deep rooted cultural practices. The whole identity of colonial countries is based on supremacy. Australia Day is a farce
>>218887239nobody wants that
realiZed im in my 4th decade and leaving this site foreverwtf is wrong with me/you
>>218886985Seriously mate leave it on Reddit next time
just got up and closed the window
did tom scott go to the island?
>>218887269frieren is my gf
why didn't any of you wee nonces tell me how good cyberpunk 2077 is
does tea tree oil spray work for curing bacne?
going to go out for a walk once my washing is done
>>218887311I really hope you don't get your head bashed in. I would HATE that.
>>218887296i've just done the same (and put the heating on)
>>218887306did a massive wank to my characters avatar customising her pubic hair when i first played
>>218887324can't imagine that will happenjust going to potter around and take some photos
>>218887308i dunno but wash yourself better and it probably willuse a loofah
covfefe
I think Fook Yu and Fook Mi from Austin Powers gave me yellow fever
>>218887245she's basically kate middleton
>>218887335wonder why they bothered allowing customisable genitals when it's predominantly a first person game, and even if you take off all your character's clothes and it looks like they're naked on the inventory screen, in game they'll still be wearing undies
I live for this shit
>>218887245gengis khan lookin bitch
dont know what camera to buy
i live to poo
i live for ma familia's shit
mum's done the washing at 60 degrees again
Wisdom tooth keeps bleeding…
troons and queers have ruined the cyberpunk genre for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMhb25XPQA&list=OLAK5uy_k4eATSEizPP7rdHEVHC2RQEwgFM22vGCo
>>218887388
>>218887414*punches you out**picks one of your teeth off the floor*was it this one?
Gf won’t stop playing halo and destiny. No dates nothing, just bang nibbles in the air fryer for her and ask if she’s winning
>>218887432Yeah thanks pal
>>218887401had to tell her not to interfere with my washing. she loves waiting for cycle to finish then slapping everything on a 1600 speed spin so it all comes out stretched to fuck
>>218887446she let you smash at least?
>>218887459ever shag her up the arse?
In Paddington station bogsStinks of shite in here
>>218887456mad this is a bloke
In bed. Snoozing.
>>218887495i thought bears shit in the woods?
>>218887504Wakey wakey, rise and shine
>>218887517That’s the pope
>>218887522ai
wish i had that sleep pill from american dad
need to get my freaking hair cut todaycant be arsedthe sooner they get robots doing it the better
>>218887517
>>218887472Not really, just get her off. My needs are an after thought. I don’t mind it though
we all had a wank to the alien from american dad when it crossdressed lets be honest
I need Emma Watson to do a smelly fart in my face.
Stop calling my unc
On this day in 2020, the UK became the first country to leave the European Union.
It's a laugh, though, innit?
>>218887558surprised japan hasn't already come up with something
>>218887558the only time i get touched by a woman is when i get a hair cut
>>218887639feels nice having chebs rub on your shoulder
ate 4 eggs
>>218887558i just wanna get a buzzcut at home but i can't be bothered to clean up after
>>218887626David Bloody Unaipon came up with something
Just eaten about 1400 calories worth of pancakes feel awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKPfEp6cjCA&list=OLAK5uy_k4eATSEizPP7rdHEVHC2RQEwgFM22vGCo&index=4
Zoomer runts be like>>218887670
fartraping my own gay poo
not had any breakfast
auschads run /brit/
>>218887699I’m 23 am I still a zoomer
Might do a cheeky getting drunk tonight.
>>218887664never heard of him
The world is secretly run by a cabal of Australian bankers
see lads its easystop complaining
>>218887729unc
>misspelling the constituency you're campaigning inPeople don't talk enough about what a joke the greens are
I'm offering you a real life indecent proposal…
>>218887722very attractive young lady this it would be nice to see her fannois
>>218887759wonder how much bbc she had in those 10 years
>>218887761
>>218887759>I don’t go around flaunting itLiterally taken out a page in a newspaper to flaunt it you stupid bitch
>>218887791
>>218887495Yeah those bogs are rancid desu
rorke turning a blind eye to this
Time for some kino
Umm
memorialise those people who died from fire in an enclosed space by lighting a bunch of tiny fires in an enclosed space
im too straight to um post
>>218887850Wow 24,000???? What a huge number!!! Mr Zia hasn’t our legal immigrant number been 700k-1million every year for the past 6 years??
>>218887853Steam doesn't let me look at the naughty games anymore
Deport Zia Yusef back to Pakistan
>>218887791Greens are going to have to front a bunch of freaks and weirdos like this once they realise finding 650 competent people to stand is harder than it looksThey'll almost certainly get the reform treatment and it'll turn out a bunch of wronguns have slipped through the cracks
>>218887850classic norman yoke stuff
already nearly midday25% of the weekend done and ive just woken up
>>218887894Just say you're racist and go rorke
>>218887894Here here!
>>218887903wasted mine trying to find a compromising flash drive and making sure i didnt leave it in toil
big nectary poo
>>218887889corrr whos this
very jealous of ivy wolk now thats a girl who just said im bored and im moving to new york and im going to be famous and did exactly that
>>218887920I keep mines under the floorboard Im a privacy advocate you see
>>218887920'
mad how rorke thinks reform is the solution while they're hiring all the same tories responsible for the immigration he doesn't like
>>218887944And leftypol's solution?
>>218887944well that's me convinced let's keep labour in power instead
Mad how spaki makes the same bait posts whilst pooing his nappy every day
biggest mistake in life was not trying in school. I fucked about everyday and now I’m retarded. Because I’m retarded there is no point me going to university and I really can’t better myself so I will be just working minimum wage until I die what a life
>>218887944Starmer is the best thing that has happened to Britain in decades
someone sound the um alarm
big brown poo at the bottom of my toilet
Yanks be like "they arrested Donald Lemon"
*tiptoes around the thread rummaging through everyone's handbags unnoticed*
>>218887957you're a bug fat yank m8 this is nothing to with you
very sinister feeling in the air right now
>>218887850rorke will find a way to fall for it (again)
just bought a new mouse and one of these
>>218887962>native birthrates upThere is no data for this
elonhttps://youtu.be/_yThfdrdFL8
Jim’ll fix it.
we have caught and compromised to a permanent end that anon's flash drive
I’m going to become a millionaire by creating the autistic barbers. You simply choose a haircut based on pictures. There will be NO smalltalk. You go into a booth. Get the haircut. Pay. Then leave
had a wonderful conversation with an australian on discord yesterday about reverse osmosis and desalination efforts in Australia and we both came to the conclusion, reviewing the terrain geography of the country, that it was a not possible and was akin to talking about dyson spheres. Good to see theres still people out there to have real conversations with. Warmed my heart it really did
>>218888020was he in any of the recent epstein shit? i'd be shocked if the two never met
why are sirs like this
*holds up spork*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>218887975THEY JUST BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRO
HOLY DIVER!
>>218887245looks like a Tatar woman
THEY BUSTED TOM DIAMOND BRODON LEMON JUST GOT ARRESTED BRODYALEX PRETTI JUST GOT ICED ZAYDON
>>218888039>channel name "madam adam"do not tell me the tranners got to adam as well fuck sake
>spain to legalise half a million undocumented immigrants fair enough i suppose. less effort than deporting them
>>218888070YOUVE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE GAY PORN SEA
>>218888001There is but it's a pathetically small increase
>>218888093yeah might as well just deal with the cancer and stop treatment, less effort than chemotherapy
>>218888038>Sexually exploiting 100 girlsGive him twelve years, out in six for good behaviour
honestly lads I might just staring Patrick Batemanmaxxingjust focus on looking good, getting money and banging prostitutes
>>218888104can you send a link? I dont doubt it but ive had trouble finding it
>>218888038how, dough? he just walks up to girls and goes show vagene or what
That's a Rustlers Quarter Pounder down the hatch and gulleted.
>>218888124grow up you demented zoomer
300,000 years of white slavery
we're all anti-indian in here but lets be honest they aren't really known for committing crime saar
>>218888140proper nosh
american psycho is such a shit movie
>>218888124Sounds good sounds a lot better than what ill be doing (wanking and complaining about immigration)
>>218888167hey Bruce
>>218888124How about you focus on getting some decent grades in your A-Levels?
miss getting my knob out on omegle when steaming
You butchered to death 3 little girls with a macheteLife imprisonment? He was quite young when he did the crime you see, so he cant get life!!!
>>218888199
>>218888199used to wank on chatroulette and omegle and stripchat when i was about fourteen
>>218888211miss omegle used to wank off with so many young fitties
Tell me which one of these I should buy (1/2)
>>218888247you're a brown arent you
>>218888199>>218888227um
>>218888130Raw data is herehttps://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/livebirths/datasets/quarterlybirthsinenglandandwalesprovisionalQ1: 52.52%Q2: 53.15%Q3: 53.27%
>>218888227>>218888237
>>218888247
>>218888248cold ahh post unc
>>218888227sameneve showed my face but wonder how many people recorded me and how many nonce forums my knobule ended up on
>>218888247>>218888265vile nigger flops grow up and wear some proper shoes
>>218888252how dare you
not very in tune with my own community and culture. matter of fact i hate them.
got the sausages on
>>218888293>wear some proper shoessuch as
>>218888311
Cara Delevingne stuns in new photos
home from runt toil, van is clean, it lush
The shoes.
Approachin' me, yo, out of respect, chops to neckI get vexed, like crashin' up a phat-ass LexSo, clear the way! Make way! Yo, open the cage!Peace, I'm out, jettin' like a runaway slave
>>218888311bit early
>>218888317get some loakes, a nice pair of derbies or even a chelsea bootathleisure is niggerish
>>218888336drip drip
too early for a beer?
>>218888357nowt wrong with a small ale for brunch or even a garibaldi cocktail
>>218888346haven't had breakfast you see
Said I was going to have a quiet one yesterday ended up having 6 beers, 3 glasses of prosecco and a buzzball and now I've ruined my Saturday
durrbies
>>218888347What are some non-trainer shoes patriot Americans wear? For example, patriot Australians wear Blundstones and UGGs.
>>218888388Were you the boring freak that went to the pub on his own and microblogged the whole time about how your gf couldnt get off work early
>>218888388again
necessary evil
>>218888413No I was the guy who went out drinking with his mates but didn't join them for the club
>>218888388that's about 15 units how is that enough to ruin your saturday I had more than that and went for a run at 6am
>>218888357only live once get on it my son get the beers and the vodka all down you youll be back in noddyland by 1pm and wake up hungover at 10 at night
>>218888407no idea i'm not american
just sat inside and did nothing last nightim a friendless 33 year old loser you see
>>218888436I'm in my late 20's
pooing is utterly barbaric you basically get raped backwards every day for no reason
alcohol is runtish
>>218888430did they have a good time without you?
>>218888460rasheed
>>218888458The anus is meant for exit, not entrance.
>>218888458love holding it in for as long as i can to extract every molecule of nutriment
>>218888451ktim but 35
how are you supposed to clean a mouse mat?
>>218888465I'd imagine so, haven't talked to them this morning
>>218888460‘sheed or bitter friendless autist?
Chill out dickwad
so glad my brother has 4 kids, takes the pressure off me as i havent had a gf since 2017
decided to save my 2 beers for tonight, cup of tea instead
I missed out on teenage love, and nothing can ever make up for that. Also never had a gf in sixth form or uni either. This has left me completely jaded and uncaring towards society.
might go to the beach tomorrow to perv on bikini sluts
>>218888487are you a cool uncle or an evil smelly influence your brother keeps away from them
>>218888479I'd just clean it in the washing machine
>>218888487none of my siblings have kids and none of my brothers wifes siblings have kidsfeels end of the world coded
>>218888479I used shampoo, done it in the bath
>>218888505It’s winter, too cold for that.
>>218888505will there be any abos there?
lil bro is crashing outyo kyle venmo me a couple bucks i gotta get some burgers from the k-mart
>>218888487My sister has never had a bf and is a NEET
>>218887994why did they do it
mad how theres some ridiculously fat digits coming up shortly and itll be some incomprehensible foreign gibberish
>>218888535give me her number
>>218888535can i get her number?
hate when youre constipated and you get scared youre going to strain too hard and shit an organ out
>>218888544it better come from here and it better be about having a wank or poo
We wear Belleville boots. We honour and respect President Donald J. Trump. We vote for the Great Yarmouth First party. We suck espresso after 9PM. We go on camping trips with chicks we meet on /brit/. Problem Leftypol?
>>218888487ever shag them up the arse?
>>218888546>>218888547:/
>>218888535ever sniff her knickers?
dude mom just caught me and stacy making out in the mall this weekend im done for dude and recital is next week
>>218888554fuck me they're ugly
>>218888568Kill yourself.
>>218888576scteaaung
>>218888551Never had that me, due to todays eats
>>218888568stupid unfunny yank>>218888573HOWLING
gorpcore is just athleisure for neeks
mad how i love you and i fucking love you mean entirely different things
>>218888576Lmao
who the hell is the moose man
i made varsity
the key to lovely sausages is giving the ayre friar a good shake every couple of minutes
>>218888568>
C'mon teach if you flunk me I'll never make the playoffs
off to scotland to buy an ayrshire air fryer
anyone started boozing yet?
me and braydon just got accepted in to kappa alpha omega
>>218888667>>218888357get a GRIP
>>21888865967
quick everyone post poo
>>218888666get us a beefy bake whilst you're at it
waning straight into the air frier. 180 degrees 7 minutes. spread on toast. it lush
oop
If I don't pass this class my dad is gonna send me to military academy!
>>218888667maybe next friday. keep putting off buying scotch
poo
>>218888645make sure they're dry before you cook them otherwise you waste energy evaporating the water and never open the cooking chamber or you lose heat x
Mates and I were searching nigger in our message history and seeing who had the worst usage
poo screaming
british niggas eat sausages for breakfast. bizarre people.
gay porn poo screaming
cody just made quarterback for the pirates dude hope they smash the wizards in the play-offs
>>218888704shut it cunt, post your sausages
>>218888723>campaign of rapeReckon he posts here?
My dream? Having a family and taking them to Walt Disney World Resort Florida.My progress? 32 year old Incel that's never had a girlfriend and not even close.
anyone remember msn messenger?
>>218888728you eat BEEF sausages you absolute freak
bro did ya see hunter hit a home run at the big game last week
australia lost two wars to emus
>>218888764
>>218888761Remember it fondly
australian niggas be like: i live in poowong walla walla james town
>>218888761no, what dat
>>218888888
mad to think my cousins actually have lives
NIGGER
>>218888888 poo
Don’t do gay!
time for a wank*opens tor*
the sausages are ready
just plugged my steamdeck in to charge
>>218888833not even for pay?
Interesting that Nords aren't likely to believe in conspiracy theories, but Balkans are
>>218888681new
walking down the stairs right now
Would sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
poo>>218888844UM
>>218888791australian addresses be like:oo ee oo ah ahting tangwalla wallabing bang
grow up
Zesty Foden is claiming this get
hfidsgkjfwehflygdafhuegyhfdfyrealgfue
>>218888888>>218888855
um
it pie night>>218888888
got the gay porn on
nigger
Might take the dog for a W_A_L_K have to type it that way because he has learned to recognise the sound of me typing "walk" oh fuck he heard me he's running
>>218888888here's your (you)
stupid unfunny cunts fishing for the get
wank
STOCKPORT
>>218888888Jej
>>218888888>8 8s>not about you know whoworst waste in 4chan history
>>218888888dogberg onamadone
>>218888888not bad
>>218888888gz
>>218888888probably one of the better posts /brit/ could shart out lets face it
/brit/ really does dominate this website
>>218888915every american that goes to school gets shot dont they
blaine just got shot in history class bro
>>218888969>>218888969>>218888969>>218888969
>>218888888cats could never
>>218888888*ahem*HEIL HITLER!
>>218888888Based dogberg owner
>>218888888Based
>>>218887195 (thread magick-limit reached) Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Noetically, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]
