Lunch edition
>>218898173Uh looks rather high calorie
/pol/ cant be contained, cant be controlled, all we care about is meme magic and chaos also elect this billionaire nonce shadilay praise kek!
*gets down on all fours and looms over you*
bought my brother some beer for Christmas but the absolute virgin drinks one can like every three months would it be so bad if I had some tonight while he’s away
egg-rorke trying to fit in with all the other eggs
>>218898239seek help
heaving tonight
>woke up an hour agofucked up the sleep schedule award
>>218898173yank cities are so fucking grim
how many times do i have to do this captcha man
>>218898207kek that was them
>>218898274Buy an ad
Bah all the women in the royal rumble have had to dress up modestly because its taking place in Saudi Arabia
>>218898274post the webm
>>218898304why are you making fun of disabled people
>>218898260not sure how you fix this, I think I would have to stay up now until 7PM tomorrow. good luck lad hope you can sort it out
Sad lot.
angry because we never get any snow
The train scran
welsh lives matter
just bought loads of these, love Haribo eggs me, spotted them in the Sainsburys
>>218898313westerners that willingly go to dubai and saudi (influencers or not), are mammon worshipping retards
>>218898313LOL it's actually taking place in Saudi Arabia oh my days WWE has fallen OFF
>>218898335got a bit today and it’s still coming down steady
pinkpantheress sex bum
>>218898342When did you last see your own penis
imagine the power trip this guy was on, slapping around rothschilds and whoever, all sucking his cock on command
how have chels done that
no thoughts head empty :)
Nobody got covid vaxxed in North Korea.
The man has kicked the ball into the goal
yeah get pied you nonce TWAT
>>218898342Fucking fat cunt if I saw you I’d knock u spark out promise
>>218898393ummy ! xx
>>218898393this is me when happy pills work
>>218897998Trojans looked like Tom Jones.
theres a chance you read jeff epstein's 4chan poststheres a chance jeff epstein read your 4chan poststheres a chance jeff epstein replied to your 4chan posts theres a chance you replied to jeff epstein's 4chan posts
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>218898405arr rook same
>>218898384uhh what year was 7/7?
>>218898405mental how much of a shagger this lad is
upset about the attack on the Twin Towers in New York City :\
>>218898349We are being holocausted by the english
I'm a Sensitive Young Man cursed to a life of loneliness in this cruel world
>>218898384>>218898425Nothing wrong with enjoying my life.
>>218898439highly doubt he was posting in /tg/ (the only board I used back then)
>>218898451Every year
>>218898431
drinking a wine from the republic of moldova
>>218898439probably wasn't shitposting on /sp/
>>218898470um
>>218898459english people dont care about welshthe welsh meanwhile hate it so much they chose to switch to englishsafe to say this was most likely done by a welsh
>>218898488he was when the chile flag is posting
marmitenonce4
>>218898466alri morrisseynot much of a young man now are you
>>218898439don't really care 2bh
>>218898378:/its 8 degrees celsius over here.Even half of Turkey was covered in snow the other day and we get nothing!!
>>218898472tried a greek wine once it was utterly rancid
>>218898488i mean he probably browsed it once or twice
>>218898498This isn’t over nigga I wil never forgive u
>>218898313sportswashing is out of control
might go up the stairs
>>218898511calm down mousey matewe wouldn't want you banned x
>>218898511sc
>>218898495being fat has a different gravitas when you’re the only fat bloke in the country
>>218898533some of my ancestors lived in the yellow for awhile
>>218898520this one is very nice
ummy
>>218898564True. Didn't think about it that way
KWAB
>>218898570Shame
>>218898585ummypops! xx
>>218898533give monmouthshire back, I never even knew that was english originally
Lass at KFC gave me a dozen ketchups and some huge hot wingsGot two Gravy Mega Boxes
For me, it’s Cumbric
>>218898602niggerslop
>>218898570JP Morgan’s grandfather was a Welshman.
my twink bum fucking stinks
>>218898602She wants to shag you
>>218898602when was the last time you saw your penis?
>>218898591when im in charge the saudis will just have to send me a message and ill send them back for their punishment
>>218898618um um um
saturday night and i'm so stressed i just want to run away and find a ditch to cry in
>>218898585umas make everything better.
Just made a post and my computer switched itself off
>>218898602Hope its the one out of a hundred times kfcs not inedible dogshit
Genuinely hate gays, such a dirty lifestyle.The fact that they can live "normal" lives with HIV is one of the many times science has gone too far.
mambu
>>218898634UM x
>>218898635Why, love? X
Trump doesn't seem to have a problem with Muslims in general. He just really hates Iran for whatever reason. He seems to like some of the other Muslims.I don't really know what that's all about.
>>218898648you'd never understand the rush of sleeping with someone who has the gift
>>218898648ok rasheed
>>218898648it’s called sodomy. and was rightly seen as a disordered passion of the flesh for centuries until they larped as an oppressed caste that needed “equal rights”
>>218898667everything keeps going wrong
usyk at coopers
really in the mood for a 80s blockbuster movie which one should I watch?
I'm here without you, babyBut you're still on my lonely mindI think about you, babyAnd I dream about you all the timeI'm here without you, babyBut you're still with me in my dreamsAnd tonight, it's only you and me, yeah
any gaycel in
>>218898617JP Morgan should be sending monthly donations to the motherland then fucking scumbags
>>218898697alri rasheed
my skin black like mambagot stash boxes in hondasstraight out the jungle
>>218898680he likes muslim countries if they recognise and have normal relations with Israel thats literally it
>>218898709escape from new york
>>218898602christ that looks dire
>>218898709Conan the Barbarian
>>218898709back to the future
see at least one fit trans girl every time i go to the packet station
Pov frontline in donbass
>>218898728i’m catholic actually not everyone who thinks homosexuality shouldn’t be venerated is a paki
just not on is it
Going to suck on Sydney Sweeney's big tits now.Stopping at the Sainsbury's local on the way back, anybody want out?
What's even the logistics on taking a picture of your own sexy arsehole in the front seat of a car like that
christ that looks dire
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Reds on tonight lads
>>218898743gert lush
basedtake that libtard
>>218898743*slashes bollocks with a Stanley knife*
Woo, bricks in the brick houseUse to hit licks and go to ma house (Momma)Straight out the jungle
>>218898764what's a packet station
apparently it’s homophobic to say that gay sex is unnatural I got done for that back in school but genuinely isn’t the actual purpose of sex for procreation??? So a bloke shagging another bloke up his poo hole is unnatural no?
>>218898743i'd shag that
Ok how do I know what the issue is with my computer if it no longer turns on
lush
(8) All that timeI sat alone in my towerYou were just honing your powersNow I can see it all (see it all)Late one nightYou dug me out of my grave andSaved my heart from the fate ofOphelia (8)
>>218898702Love watching this feed. Love pretending I’m there.
>>218898743what on earthwhy do yanks do everythign in the cararse and cock and balls out in the fuckign car disgusting
>>218898812we live in an amoral post-christian society where there is no objective right or wrong
>>218898776Were you born into it?
True history of 4chan by Martin randomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raBCcErYEM
>>218898459absolutely disgustingthe eternal anglo fears independent wales
just had some skyr
>>218898789went to the beach in the rain today :)
>>218898602lad how the fuck are you eating two gravy mega boxesjust do the one
do the trans ones reek of fish the way biof*ms do
>>218898776I agree. I get the distinction between sin and law, but sodomy is immoral. It goes against the natural way things work.
>>218898812nigga not heard of mpreg
>>218898821left would get it
anybody garn the beehive tonight?
>>218898856Yes
>>218898885poo smells
the slags are in
bunch of poncey druggardswhenever ive seen them play live the lass is always thin as a stick clearly on coke all the timebloke on the right is always sweating constantlyone on the left always has his mouth open like hes monged outgood music though to be fair
Uh, I ain't really with the razzle dazzle (Nah)Knock him off and then I throw him off the boat paddle (Brr)Go to Tijuana, put a kilo on the saddle (Ooh)Sack him, hit a lick and cop a pterodactyl (Sack)Pap him, choppa bittin' down like an apple (Argh)Mansion with the acres with the horses and the cattle
>>218898879i was looking for you on the beachwhen it's good, why's it always out of reach?
>>218898821
>>218898887it’s a base animal instinct. a disordered one at that. it reduces men
>>218898898She's with rakai
>>218898919reckon in could heem them all in a fight
>>218898864
Was 3 fucking trans women not enough for you?? You have to take one off Gary's plate!! Fucking rude I'm sick to bastard death of you!!!
>>218898912fenian rat bastard
>>218898895video codec or something
>>218898956you'd have to leave your house first
cake by the lake
has science go too far?
>>218898948>clover'rish 'spora
right, so the small boat cronem, they’re active yeah? warming up?
:>>
>>218898974not very christian of you
this makes millions on onlyfans
trannies should all be killed
Just seen the new Viagra numan advert jesus Christ
with modern gene technology it will be possible to combine two mens chromosomes just like in meiosis to let them have a child
>>218899006i don't believe any of these women make as much as they claim on onlyfans
>>218898974found the hunbeen to any orange gay parades recently?
dont like it when bands go "this is our last song" then come back and play 3 more songsjust play the full set in one go
carbon undergoing activation rn
People in Giyani Section D woke up shocked after a local guy slept with someone’s wife and turned into a half hyena. The guy, known as Tshepo “Spoko” is a regular at Corner Lounge Tavern. Always loud, always drunk, always saying “angisabi muntu”.
>>218898812You ever had that feeling where a spot on your back was really itching but you could not reach it so you had to ask your pal Barry scratch that spot.Same type of deal Rorke. When a homes' spot up the bum is itching you just scratch it for him yeah.
got the south african wigger rap on
>>218899006wanked to her
Englishmen settled the New World in part to spread their language and increase its standing. They were successful.Others were not.>'The Dutch language is spoken by none but themselves. Therefore they converse with nobody and nobody converses with them'- John Adams, 1780
why trans niggas always doing porn? are there any that are actually prudes?
me papa when i told him i were a gay
>>218899040you underestimate the power of the male sex deprived brainwe've all seen that guy pay the girl 40 dollars for her socks
/brit/ is firmly a john knox general
>>218899104There's one in this thread
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
>>>/sp/153223048
>>218899069afreekans shouldnt be allowed to access AI theyre simple minds cant handle it
>>218899104>why trans niggas always doing porn?because its an easy way to make money without leaving the house and there's always a market for trannys no matter how grim
>>218899104pays for gender affirming care
>>218899133yeah then we are free to worship the state
>>218899106looks like a moomin
he has a stable job haha
imagine being 42 and still posting on the chon haha
(8) Ladies and gentlemen, sisters and brethrenMove around like we removed your skeleton (8)
>>218899133fuck off back to r/showerthoughts, gremlin
I’m gonna drop some knowledge on you niggasThe people behind onlyfans pick certain girls to promote more than the rest and give them fake OF followers and get her famous then get her to brag online and what’s the result? Young girls all dreaming of being onlyfans sluts it’s disgusting in a just world onlyfans.com would be made illegal and the owners would be imprisoned
I'm 30 this year
>>218899148>worship the statename some countries that do this. I guess North Korea.
>>218899183I've heard 90% of OF girls make fuck all
>>218899124Chris Pontius is my fave
>>218899170
i fucking hate my flatmatehe's so fucking awkward and can't hold a conversation with mebut he goes out every night and i'm sitting on /brit/ 90% of the time
>>218899191ripe ol age for a father of 2 and a detached house owner
>>218899191Being 30 was probably the best year of my life desu, all went to shit afterwards though.
>>218899195franceamerica
>>218899191Mental I was the first person to post this here just saying
>>218899170you stupid idiot
34 this week lads
i am 35 never had a gf don't own anything got no mates only got the booze
>>218899251I don't think that literally anyone said that
>>218899234dont think either of these is true.
>>218899198Of course they do but that’s the point. They all think they are gonna become millionaires because of people like Sophie rain bragging about their FAKE earnings for the world to see
>>218899195>name some countries that do thisThe Yookay
how do you not notice a difference with ray tracingnigga got 480p eyes
should I watch narcos
>>218899195the soviet union nazi germanynorth koreachinaall men worship something. if you destroy religion you leave them either worshipping the state, cults or just following capricious animal urges. man is inherently flawed
turning 22 this yearhaven't slept with a woman since first year uni when i was 18no friends, no job.luckily i have well-off enabler parents
>>218899282ray tracing just adds unnecessary raysI usually play with it on minimum so it's not reflecting light off every fucking puddle
absolute horrible feeling when it’s only 8 and you’ve run out of booze
>>218899287yea its good
Maybe I do have aspergers. At 35 I finally have the knowledge of a 21 year old lad.
>>218899287Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>218899253
>>218899104Being a tranny is literally a fetish thing, of course they always do porn, their entire life is centred around gooning.
mad how l'm atheist and dont worship 'the state' whatever the fuck that means. Guess we all have to pretend to believe in god forever
>>218899306I turn 23 this year and I’ve never even spoke to a girl so why don’t you fuck off and shut up
>>218899216My old flatmate was a normie lad, nice enough and we got on alright, but he had little to no personality and sense of humour. Had a French gf who I had a feeling fancied me a bit as she was always very friendly, used to run in to the kitchen to say hello and talk to me if she was round and I was in there.
>>218899341you worship something. you hold something in God like status. whether that’s money or yourself or your desires
>>218899365hahaha that horse has a stable job
drunk and smoked some weed but thinking bout a cheeky quick drive to get fast food
I've got treatment resistant shut-initis
>>218899377>you worship something.no l dont
>>218899216>he's so fucking awkward and can't hold a conversation with me>but he goes out every nightktwm
>>218899306FONT
>>218899357Do you live on Mt Athos?
>>218899321watch best in show insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94y9n9lNy2Y
>>218899282I play at 1080p with all settings absolutely cranked to max.4K is the meme, not ray tracing.
>>218899387sc
>>218899365give it up mate your making a hell of a mess
would be cool if ezgifs did what you asked it to
Can’t blaze anymore because I get tested at my job
>>218899397yes you do. deep down. you hold something to a transcendent status. every man does. it’s human nature.
don't know what ray tracing is never changed a graphics setting I just play whatever it opens as
took some naughty pics with the missus today
sipping a tea with honey in :)
When are we getting robot GFs?
>>218899403No job only go out to get shopping once a week
Jemima Cuddlefucks
meal prep sorted
big anime titties
Sir Loyd Grossman
>>218899453Realistically like 30 years minimum
Planning how to best ask out the potential fat gf.
>>218899311Cunts like this and Benedict Cumberbatch are living proof that money and fame will automatically make you attractive to women.If this guy was working at Tesco, people would be complaining about the noncey looking freak on the deli counter
I live in a little mountain
never understood what people like about fallout new vegasit's fucking shit, looks ugly, has AWFUL combat, crashes every 10 minutesBORING
>>218899479farts must fucking REEK
>>218899405hey wha happened
>>218899492with a cheese sandwich in hand
Fizz was actually pretty peng
>>218899494>women like money and statuswow. where did you get this esoteric information? i never could have thought this before!
>>218899514yeah?
>>218899479Whyt peepo don't season dey got dam eggs
At gym
>>218899479Ketchup and rice my favourite
>>218899491Can't wait that long
>>218899216my flatmates:1:>watches anime 24/7, even when he is cooking or eating>doesn't actually cook that often since he orders takeout every single day>lets his takeout go cold every single time before eating it>supposedly has a gf (no evidence)2:>literally never at home, always at his lab>makes the same meal in batches of 7 then eats them over the course of the week>has a penchant for leaving dirty pots all over the kitchen and drinking my apple juice>also drinks white wine directly from the bottle>has a gf who is his phone background3:>very dirty and never cleans anything if he doesn't have to >spends all his time playing games with his friends over discord >also listens to classical music all the time (he studies music)>no gf and somewhat overweight>the only one who I have got into an actual argument with, because he never cleaned any of the pots nor the countertops after cooking
>>218899514it is reddit: the game, but it's undeniably the best fallout by far
stick to fortnite zoomer
>>218899282in most games ray tracing adds very little because they already have baked lightingit's only going to make a big difference for games with highly dynamic scenes where baking is impossible
stick to celeste tranny
>>218899539Hi honey pea
Gf used to have a nice thigh gap now she's fat
>>218899549flatshares sound like absolute hell, my mate used to live with a group of bangladeshis who would leave smears of shit across the bathroom wall and shower tiles
Deano getting into HOI4
>>218899549at least they're not alkies who throw up on the bathroom walls
just had this posted through my letterbox :/
So glad I never wasted my time with uni and got to live with my parents until I had money for a mortgage deposit.Cannot imagine how fucking grim it must be to have roommates. >oh but your missus is like a roommate No. Difference between living with your missus and living with some little scrote who leaves shit stains on the back of the toilet and dirty dishes in the sink. GRIM GRIM GROMLEY GRIM
>>218899641why'd they print those arrows on it then
It's genuinely so unfair that I've never had a girlfriend at the age of 29.I just don't get what I lack. I am simply unable to understand how people form relationships. I have completely missed out on normal development.
>>218899644who are you arguing with in the second half of your post?
this is what they want for the english. living hand to mouth on a pittance in a flatshare with foreigners
>>218899641>we will not allow any white person to date another raceOk I'm sold.
>>218899644>roommatesFOY
>>218899597they are absolutely awful, literal inhumane experience that brings me mental torment every single day.
telling ChatGPT I’m having a fentanyl overdose
>>218899416It's acceptable compared to 1440p especially on a 24 inch or smaller screen, but it looks very dated next to 4k.Graphics do feel like they've advanced more in the last 5 years than the preceding 5, so it probably is currently a better leap to go to 1080p ultra than struggle at lower frame rate frame gen 4k.
you might not have had a girlfriend because you're a bitter cunt who obsesses over prostitutes and calls them whores despite every sensible person knowing that's what they are and that they should be treated as such
cant even feel this boozeits over
>>218899670Your dead dad
>>218899549at least they are somewhat humanone of my flatmates is a tranny, the other schizo black dude, the other is a schizo who brings back black girls every week
I'm pretty lucky with the people I live with. They're pretty much all quiet and clean, worried about the inevitable day one of them moves out and some loud dirty paki moves in
>>218899707drink more
>>218899660ktim, ive had a few girls interested in me confirmed but i lack that final punch to seal the deal, whatever that is
>>218899712blog on
>>218899644you sound insufferable
>>218899712I had an issue with everyone I lived with regarding noise, I would never flatshare again.
>>218899734Nobody asked you, rasheed
>>218899729>>218899660Just be confident :)
>>218899726bottle of wine is finished and cant be arsed to go out now
streaming site I used had an adblocker that was easily removed by editing html tags but they made a script that literally sets the html tag to overflow: hidden every 5 seconds lol
Rorke counting potatoes as one of his five a day
leftypol would love it if we started eating corpses like they do in pluribus
>>218899737ktimgot autism myself but it would wind me up whenever people slammed doors or drawers in the kitchen
>>218899789>>218899789>>218899789
>>218899737honestly soundproofing is so bad in most apartments (ESPECIALLY converted council flats) that even a normal conversation can be heard perfectly clearly in the next room over
>>218899784I just go to bed in a reasonable time and apparently that's unusual and everyone else stays up until the early hours of the morning where they will make noise.
mental how 190 is in the Epstein files
>>218899798foren
>>218899756I can be confident on the best of days, ive had mates who are definitely shyer who seem to have no issues in that world I can't move it from friendly chatting to lets go back to my placethere's something magic in between that process that eludes me completely
>>218899702How does 4k compare to 1440 p lad?Thinking about upgrading from 1440p 27 inch to either 4k 27 inch or 4k 32 inch
Last for Walt Disney!!
He was a nonce
Last for evil Walt Disney
>>218899549Flat sharing has taught me just how incompetent the average person is
