London is PENG edition
I'm posting hereThat yank new is 'ummy'
no gay benders in this threadTHANK YOU
right well that dogshit yank is gonna be deleted
aff tae the spar
*sashays homosexually into the new*
>>218901709it's this or the ugly glass buildings, you can't have both
I live in London
>>218901709Can never see a black cab without thinking of Fake taxi
>>218900782Inagine if are jeff was a brit poster
https://vocaroo.com/12dJsHNvaGit
9/11 was deserved not saying everyone individually deserved it but americans collectively very much did
Without looking it up what does the word "pontificate" mean? I'm convinced they've visited the meaning without telling anyone
>>218901837podcast on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TifRUV4GKQ
>>218901834there’s a non zero chance he actually did post here once
Northern Ireland: ~26% of the workforce are employed in the public sector — the highest of the four.Wales: ~24% of workers are in public-sector jobs.Scotland: ~22% of the workforce are public-sector employees.England: ~17% of workers are in public-sector employment.These percentages come from analyses of the latest Office for National Statistics data via Institute for Fiscal
>>218901837meltdown
Just text my mum goodnight
Right I need to gain £90 for a new power-supply unit for my PC. Which one of you lads want to get your dick sucked. Form a neat orderly queue please
Just ordered a wizza. It Saturday x
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>>218901854well i shouldn't need to tell you the importance of being literate, the knowledge of the meaning of words is the one way to get ahead in the world, i'm highly aware of this and if you aren't, you should be
>>218901865He was posting last night
>>218901882do you have a speech impediment? you’re a grown man
>>218901854it's like explaining something but acting as though you're the authority on the matter.Or it means the kind of jobs the Pope does or something
>>218901834he'd be doing the cronem shit and you would call him heathermong
>>218901882womfortable
>>218901882Are you obese? Not even taking the piss here it just seems like all you eat are Rustlers and takeaways
*pontificates what pontificate means*
>>218901882Womferino!
>>218901834nonce posts under a yank flag in /brit/ of all places?perish the thought
>>218901709>Ennismore Gardens Mewsused to live round the corner
>>218901876would have been easier to just go say it her in person since you still live at home at the ripe age of 30
>>218901854To lecture emphatically and with the intent of authority but often used with a derogatory way that implies condescension
Peter Thiel - “competition is for losers”
Don't forget to file your tax return, today is the last day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdU16tnrt14
>>218901956went to Imperial, yeah?
>>218901866suprised ni isn't higher desu
>>218901920>>218901958I said don't look it upThat word has ALWAYS meant to think something over
>>218901971Hilarious you’re trying to flex that.
>>218901985um um UM*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*
do you think ariana grande's tamagotchi has died of anorexia yet
>>218901809London shits all over Edinburgh for history, beauty and liveability.Belfast, Dublin and especially Cardiff barely even warrant a mention.
need a drunk unintelligible mikey vocaroo with the wolfe tones blasting in the background
>>218902002Terrible bait even though the setup was good
>>218902005>he thinks it's a flexm8, it's about how much I need to pay
>>218902046ON A COLD AND GREY CHICAGO MOR-
And the very latest from pop icons Charli xcx, Sabrina Capenter, and Chappell Roan?
>>218902067howling
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life
>>218902067sc
>>218902067reminds me of when james corden got freddie flintoff on his american show and told them all he was an incredible singer, then made him sing the first couple of lines of in the ghetto and there was just bemused silence at how shit he was. lol
>>218901971done mine last decemberhad to pay 3k fucking bastards
>>218902118didnt ask
>>218902002yeah that's pontifi-kate. To think something over without the arrogance is just called thinking. Or ruminating if you think REALLY hard. pontifi-cat is the Pope thing
>>218902067FUHAAKE MIKEY? DO I SOUND LIKE A FAKE MIKEY? DO I?
>>218902059I asked 5 of my friends and they all thought it means that
>>218902101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx-QkUhz5Oc
>>218902123don't remember asking for a review of my post either, fatty
>>218901990haha yh... x
I WANNA FIGHT MIKEY FIRST
>>218902064YupBut why do we need to see that? We don’t, you’re trying to brag aha
>>218902067Clueless on this
>>218902185haha me too x
Francesca Hennessy's musky tuppence
>>218902179wasn't a review of your post
I have seven billion pounds
>>218902200newcunt
>>218902188Reckon its well comfy being a traveller
>>218902188Just felt a primal fear of getting heemed by this specimen
>>218902200https://voca.ro/1cku6aI3d4Jq
my wife's boyfriend says TRANS RIGHTS
>>218901882i'll spark you the fuck out sean allan the thorney close mongboy.
>>218902208i was there 2012-2020 x
>>218901837based eddie
>>218902222quads of truthalways knew /brit/ was the epstein island of generals
>>218902251sc
>>218902230Been here since the fatcam days
just want a regular bird who dresses normallyshame english women are all caked in shit makeup and wearing shit clothes
rorkes big night
tschh.........it's an Allan thing mate......
dont know who any of these characters are
>>218901985this is a good feature
>>218902252phd, you're smart xdone anything useful with it?
>>218902296They are all me
>>218902296yet you'll still pontificate like you've been here for years
>>218902287not even a wife to beat
>>218902251You can't even tie your shoe laces without getting out of breath mate
>>218902315not your mate, mong. go suck a dick.
>>218902302i like the beatit make me feel like im in my happy place
Dad just texted me this
SEE THEM WALKING HAND IN HAND ACROSS THE BRIDGE AT MIDNIGHT
i'm a fucking chud
Should I make tacos or fajitas for dindins?I have steak and mince beef, not sure what to do.
Epstein created the BRAAAP memehttps://x.com/FalconryFinance/status/2017691030997635336
had a bit of a spaz moment there in the second line but we got there
just found a bockle of henney's dry cider in the fridge waheeeyyyy
>>218902307yh sucked loads of cocks uwu :3 x
>>218901882just got a pizza delivered myself
>>218902281got to go european for that
>>218902398roar
>>218902398whoahahahahhahaha what a fucking mongboy
>>218902338Corr spaff
>>218902307yeah fucking loaded now x
Genuinely got no clue what goes on half of /brit/. It's like there's a shadow economy going on with its own characters and gimmicks that bypass me. Heathermong etc, not a scooby.
>>218902427It's literally just Spaino
>>218902427consider it a blessing
these nicotene pouches are fuckign filthwish they were never invented
>>218902427same and I've been here all summer
right well i've got a stress headache now
>>218902398I went to M&S and got 2 pizzas, some mozerella sticks and garlic dough balls for £14. I'm so full I feel sick
>>218902307Shoved it up my arse
>>218902398
>>218902395>>218902421lovely to hearever such my cock? x
>>218902427Just me and a couple other gay fellas havin a laugh innit mate
>>218902457silly fat boy
>>218902427hhl brought along his alternate personalities with him. good luck lads. back to feel street for me :)
just don't understand why they keep showing my hands and not my face on TV
>>218902449at least they won't give you lung cancerjust jaw cancer which is much much worse
got the 1% question yet again
>>218902467only suck no such x
>>218902482Bizarre post
>>218902466how has it been 3 years since you last posted thisdeary me
>Our daughter was a cockroach again. We had a blast trick and treating. She got twice as much candy this year.
>>218902467>suchsorry i dont engage with mongoloids
imagine actually being addicted to nicotine of all thingsarguably the lamest thing you could get addicted to
>>218902487no idea what that is but good luck
>>218902338alri fatboy slim lookalike lad
gfberg has been unemployed for almost two years now after her masters endedhated her degree, got a 2-1sends off a few applications every month, gets a few interviews, got two offers but neither worked outabsolutely no motivation, just lies about watching tv all daywondering what to do with her
>>218902487post it here so we can give it a go
Necking that wizza nows and it lush x
>>218902483its al the same innit x
>>>/sp/153224290
I suck swallow and more
>>218902514aha... yeah... wild that*slowly hides my gay porn under the table*
>>218902499haha x>>218902512not a mong got a first from Imperial College x
can't be staying up past 3am gooning again
reading post after post and just not having a fucking clue what it meansworking with top cryptographers to devise an enigma machine to break the code
>>218902532ever shag her up the arse?
>>218902511Kafka enjoyers be like
>>218902457big fan of the curry deal personallybest ever tikka masala, a butter chicken, a pilau rice and a tamarind dalmakes three nice meals for a fiver apiece, plus a few breadcakes to dip in the dal and butter chicken
marmitenonce4
"linking to porn" should be a report option
>>218902572>not a mong got a first from Imperial College xnot hard is it xprobably did biology x
>>218902589Meltdown
>>218902559and you're 6h 32m (389 mi) away..
>>218902532does she still bathe or has she fully given up?
imagine the little lifeforms that use to exist on venus. in the end, little vermin scurrying to avoid dying from the heat of the sun..reminds me of /brit/ in a lot of ways...ya know?
>>218902604still upset lad? hehe x
>Yeah I moved out when I was 18. Rah, I couldn't bare living with my parents any longer.Oh so you got your own crib? Noice.>Eh well I'm back with my parents now I've graduated.So you didn't move out? Your parents paid for you to go out clubbing for 3 years?>Well I did get a degr-Enough. Time to get a job Leftypol.
>>218902611r
>>218902532KtwmFact is nobody gets a job until they need one enough to put up with the inconveniences and make it work
>>218902611a
>>218902614Just noticing how he triggers meltdowns in you
>>218902601haha xu want to study my biology? x
did that anon post his sister's number then?
>>218902611p
>>218902611w
>>218902538yeah but with jaw cancer they surgically remove your jaw and parts of your face
>>218902641...yh07856445732
>>218902635that's a yes then :) x
dr pimple popper could get it
>>218902638no thank you x
>>218902581...nh>>218902609yes, I don't think she's depressed or anything. Just absolutely no motivation to do anything other than sit around and watch tv or read her bookI should also probably mention she still lives with her parents (we don't live together)and the worst thing? I will probably put up with this forever
>>218902659What do I have to be upset about?
Watching that Beast of War.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt29468874/
>>218902662get what
ive got eyes everywhere
>>218902650so fuckign whatremove my fuckign knob while theyre at it for all the good it is
right that's 3 seperate mates who still havent got back to me tonightstarting to think the problem is yours truly
Was 3 fucking fodenbunnies not enough for you?? You have to take one off Gary's plate!! Fucking rude I'm sick to bastard death of you!!!
>>218902671*softly kisses you* x
new cold ones is up
>>218902702howling at the moon
>>218902697my cockright up her arsehole
>>218902704bet you sucked off a few knobs in 568 didnt you dirty bugger
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>>218902699um ok
hehe x
how common is arse sex amongst straight couples to those in the know, out of interest?
>>218902724bizarre thing to do when the vagina existsthink you need to stop watching porn
>>218902734You'll do nothing
218902611
>>218902742don't know x
new shiey video out ladssadly our fascist state doesn't let us ride around on the trains
>>218902734prime incel walk in the back
>>218902726never sucked anyone off, only got sucked off x
>>218902742seeing as how sodomy is a homosexual act, not common at allyou watch too much porn
>>218902767bet you did matewhich halls
>>218902734what's this then
>>218902742most women don't like it
>>218902662she's had too much work done
Anyone else fucking hate the fucking shit hole town they fucking live in?
Wish I lived in the countryside
>Comedy legend Catherine O'Hara dies at 71 after brief illness
>>218902701Mate they just don't really consider you as a real human being. You're more of a background character they occasionally bring around when they're in the mood. Don't worry about it x
>>218902588Three meals? Wtf? Get it scranned down in one you anorexic fuck
>>218902784eastside xyou?
why does gingernonce talk like he's a marvel villainfucking faggot lol
>>218902807i don't even bother going into town anymore just go to the two neighbouring ones instead
>Many dead in DR Congo mine collapse
>>218902807live in London myself, always have, so I can't relate
>>218902837beit
>>218902842he has nothing going in his life so he pretends he's an intellectual because he listens to books
imagine dying at 71must be weakme granda lived to over 100my da is 81
got 2 matches on Bumble but cba to respond
D O N E D O NONEDON
>>218902894
>>218902807love coatbridge me x
>>218902807My town is 95% white but is lower class and majority boomers. Not even boomers that accumulated wealth but poor lower class boomers.There's no vibrancy or energy. No investment. Just a dead town centre with a retail park at the edge of town.They are renovating parts of the town centre but it is cheap and is already starting to look dated before it's even opened. Not that it would matter because everyone is fucking poor anyway so it will probably all close in 5 years anyway.
>>218902873went to union a lot?
Thorney Close ranks joint 2nd with Plains Farm for deprivation within Sunderland at 68.9%
>>218902896>imagine dyingcorrrr
>>218902915...yh
Hello you cunt
>>218902904haha Breadley Walsh
I wear not one but two coats
>>218902898Create a group chat with both of them
Just done a wank all over the duvet
>>218902935bet u shagged a lot x
Now I really want find that copypasta about the lad who sat in his car for a while to make his dad think he had friends.
Can feel the ol' 'pression creeping in
>q-quit pretending to read books>y-youre not smart...keep coping. ive been telling you to get your head in a book for years. blame yourself for being too proud to admit when youre wrong
Having my Haribo eggs now
>>218902898they fat?
>>218902978not at imperialgf was from goldsmiths x
>>218902994naturally
Reckon people are talking shit when they say exercise releases endorphins and make you feel good.I tried exercising, cycling every other day, and I fucking hate it, just want it to be over with.I hate being skinnyfat though
>>218902896>my da is 81fucking hell are you 50
>>218902710giwtwm
>>218902988have you ever had your head in your brother's book?
>>218903012im 31 years young
>>218903022sc
>>218902988can't tell if you're mental or really stupid, probably boththat nigga who raped you really did a number on you lol
>>218902988How much have you made off day trading?
>>218903010Can I have one?
>>218903039Your dad must have blown dust up your mum's fanny
Interesting developments...
>>218903011clears your head a bit, no?
>>218903039your da got your maw up the duff when he was 50? dirty bugger. How old is your mum?
>>218903011I tried exercising but didn't know how to set a goal. Was just aimlessly running on treadmill downt gym. Was tedious as fuck and I didn't want to aimlessly exercise forever so I stopped
>>218903077Not really
>>218903008bit cringe xhow did you meet her?
>>218903039Just a kid.
>>218903078>>218903072shes 73 nowwas 41 when i were born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6r-_M8MCYw
>>218903088this isn't hinge nigga why you asking him a million questions
My life is not lush in the slightest
Up the duffer brothers more like haha
genuinely dont know what's wrong with my mother, she's a proper headcase who constantly puts herself into dangerous/bad situations then acts all high and mighty until it collapses in on her and I have to pick up the pieces.thinking of cutting contact
>>218903088tinder when it was good
>>218903110alum
Shagging a golf ball
old boy had to clean the cobwebs off his geriatric cock after that
>>218903116My life is grim. Actually grim. Won't bore you with the details but oh my fucking god is it grim.
>>218902829suspected as much
>>218902831I'm a reet fat cunt
you'll all regret sneering at the old one day
gamer prideworld wide
>>218903124what happened most recently?
bit weird
>>218903172could mean anything, rorke
There should be "infrequent flyer" points where they just give you a 1st class flight for free
feeling a tad blue
this is gonna cost yathis is gonna cost ya
>>218903172have you never heard of autocorrect?
>Epstein reportedly impregnated the Crown Princess of NorwayKek what the actual fuck
Hello, I have on many occasions watched a man at my local pub drink several pints (tonight, 6) and drive approximately 2 miles home. He has done this most nights a week for so many months (that I have witnessed) I have tried to call 101 (non emergency line) but they are not accepting calls. He has not driven yet, but I know he will drive. Can I call 999 about this?
I have ossteoperosisss
>>218903232is grok down?
>>218903218performative canes
>>218902994one is chubbythe other isn't
>>218903218Very weird desu
got kfc on the way
errrrm leftypol?
>>218903218they're pretending to have illnesses like "fibromyalgia" to claim benefits
>>218903101There's hope for me!
>>218903241I looked at her arse!
>>218903232confront him about it yourself pussy boy use this reply on the reddit thread
>>218903218can't remember fally pridewhole thing was a blur
>>218903258order?
>>218903252just disabled people innit
>>218903265lush clapper
You need help
>>218903262obviously not a hate subreddit so won't be deleted
>>218903276um x
>>218903278yep
there's someone that lives close to me who lets of a load of fireworks every weekend and it sounds like Gaza. Worst part is i can't even see them so it's just banging all night long
Ok I have some news about my newly purchased first home. I'll let you know in the next thread
>>218903265corrrr they're alright
>>218903278bunch of hot wingsjust hope it's enough like
>>218903299sc
>>218903264youll end up with an autist child who posts on the chon
>>218903307is this your dingy little leasehold basement flat?
>>218903304LOL he sounds great. Wish he posted here instead of you
>>218903265There are people under 50 there?
thinking about mars bars
>>218903328No it's a mid terrace next to an end terrace
>>218903318>>218903328>>218903329Nasty boys
>>218903337>>218903337>>218903337
>>218903304>and it sounds like Gaza.and how would you know that you stupid mong
>>218903329he's too busy letting off fireworks to post here
Jesus christ
off to the new
Eh no im not posting in that one
>>218903352i've seen footage
in fact no I'm not
>>218903386Alri MC Ride
>>218903364>>218903393
Last for Walt Disney!!
>>218903251get the chubby one rodded
>>218903241>>218903265that big lad was in there the other day, decent voice on him
>>218903718blokes like that are always sound
