the proper scran edition
give me the improper scran
>>218906381scran
fresh bedding on and it lush x
Barrovian cuisine
>>218906409
Wish I had a jobI want money and I also want to go to the Canary Islands too
Not a gimmick
>>218906445
trannies should all be killed
>>218906381why are you lithuanian
>>218906453why
>>218906381For me, it's a slice of pepperoni and cappuccino for my Monday Greggs visit. 3.50 or so, not bad, not bad at all.
just ate a whole pack of dolcelatte cheese
>>218906453good posti'd go one step further and go for their enablers too
luv me some sausage roll
>>218906431not there in particular but just a holiday at all. just desperately need to get out of my smelly childhood bedroom and this fucking dogshit london town and be somewhere nice and lovely for a bit. I was employed, shagging, living somewhere nice in the countryside and happy this time last year. now I'm unemployed, not shagging, back in my parents house, back in east fucking london, and very very unhappy. feel no reason to go on, but just want to make this desperate lurch towards something that is enjoyable and different and away.
>>218906418I could recommend a few depending on what you're after. Fuerteventura is beautiful but quiet. Tenerife and Lanzarote are great but very lively. Go to Costa Adeje if you choose Tenerife (there's a good nude beach there, um) and Puerto Del Carmen if Lanzarote. Gran Canaria I don't like because it's so damn hilly
>>218906474>>218906478
>>218906454I'm sorry for being lithuanian
>>218906501>suicidal after just 1 year of a typical 4chan neets lifeNGMI
just post more hunchbrads and smirkbrads that will make the thread better
>>218906520why? your girls are beautiful
>>218906503very appreciated information lad. I've never travelled alone before so I will probably spend most if not all my time in the resort, would much prefer somewhere quiet so may look into fuertventura then.
cuerrently in the process of redownloading lotro
this is some of yall
>>218906552
>>218906565I've never had mac n cheese
Me? All ready counting down the days until my holiday to Spain in July. Holidays are one of the few things in life to really look forward to. I always feel 10x better mentally after going on holiday.
>>218906552Only ever fiended Runescape and WoW me. Missed out on all the other MMOs
>>218906520I forgive you <3
>>218906552consider redownloading a clue
>1st month of 2026 already gone
dont go on holiday. Put all my money in my ISA instead
>>218906588fuck off back to /britfeel/ you miserable little rat fuck retard
how do you transfer cosmetics from one character to another in lotro. can you mail it or does it have to be bought via points
don’t go on holiday. give all my money to the IRA instead.
>>218906627a roth IRA right? right?
>>218906541
>>218906627Come on holiday here, I'll show you where to get good chicken n chips
>>218906641*rubs my hands like a wee leprechaun*
>>218906588I've got money, but I can't be arsed going anywhere. Was thinking of somewhere cold as fuck for my birthday in March, but they wanted to charge me 800 quid for a long weekend in Tromso, and I'm guessing it's because of some nornthern lights wankery (dont care about that) I'd probably wish I was at home playing vidya anyway.
>>218906646You don't even know how true this is, last night in a bar I saw a 3/10 guy with a cut 7/10 girl. God bless him.
>>218906672didnt ask for your life story mate
>>218906543In that case I can recommend Caleta de Fuste. I went there last May and stayed at a place called CayBeach. It's like a ten minute walk from the beach and a few nice restauraunts and there was zero noise at night. No idiots walking home steaming making a racket 3am. I've only been there once though so there are of course better places, but I had no complaints
>>218906584Oh, yeahSeum, soum, yeah, macarronYeah, macarron, noChacarron, chacarronChacarron, chacarron
>>218906684don't care mate, you're reading it anyway. Unlucky pal
>>218906693great chune
>>218906700unlucky am i? is that right yeah? cheeky cunt
Time flies like an arrow, your mum flies easyjet
if climate change keeps up brits wont have to go on holiday to spaintheyll just become a sunny island paradise themselvesstill think climate change is bad?
>>218906734Yours doesn't fly at all
>>218906688thanks again lad very appreciated, I will copy that down and look into it soon. apparently the cheapest time coming up is between the end of february and the beginning of march
when are the jews going to turn the good weather on
>>218906606nothing achieved for me!
>>218906758No worries mate. Hope you have a good time whatever you decide to do
>>218906719That it be, that it be
do they want the site to die? to not be able to post anymore?not only is the captcha literally impossible but theres a countdown on every post. dead site. shit.
test
Back in the day, I’d have loved to be a shepherd. Just dossing about all day on the hills. Looking after sheep. No taking orders from the local lord. No bending over in a field planting crops.
Saturday nightgot the cans outgot the bags outparty time
bro just bought a 4chan pass :skull:
>>218906792>the captcha literally impossiblewhat's your iq
>>218906808If you don't give me half of your sheep my men will stab you with weapons
>>218906810now i can shitpost at will
>>218906827*complains to the church**gets you excommunicated**rival lord deposes you*heh
>>218906808i read a book about some medieval shepherds who lived in the Pyrenees and apparently they all went mental because of it
>>218906848Your sheep, please
>>218906808i would have turned to the life of a criminal and died a poor, starving, disease riddled highwayman before my 30th year
weird how lithuanians are catholic despite being former soviet
>>218906827>>218906861not my problem ;)
>>218906868it's weird that they are catholic in the first place
>>218906866At least you'd have lived though
this is the only beer i'll drink now
>>218906861*runs away*
>>218906541bulgarian girls mog
>>218906873*shags your arse and takes your coins*
asian bunda
>>218906884I tried it and it wasn't that good
>>218906672I went to Iceland to see the northern lights in 2020 but never actually seen them. Did see a cool waterfall and some geysers though.
>>218906909well she's quite nice isn't she
>>218906901you have more blondes which is my weakness
>>218906884>4.5% ABV
>>218906909Why do I want her to shit down my throat?
which would you be?
toilfu is black but has white facial features
you boys want anything? ;)
>>218906960Because you're ill
>>218906977yeah it's called semen and it was mine
>>218906977east african?
>>218906960porn addicted
>>218906982a pint of poo please
>>218906977can i shag her
>>218906977toilfu was in love with me but I was in a relationship at the time and now she is engaged
Lady Scrantabellum
internet really is dead innit?
>January finally overThank fuck for that. Felt like the month was dragging.
>>218906982*grabs you and forces you to sit on my lap as my fellow drunkards cheer*
>>218906997holy fuck who is she
>>218907005was diss in bulgari
>>218906997Atrocious pour, should be fucking slain just for that alone
Grooving. Vibing. Jiving.
>>218906997yeah can you get rid of the head please love didn't order an ice cream
>>218906997vile
damn
>>218907042Yes, I also work with her fiancee, they are both my friends. I'm happy for them.
Can't believe how underpowered my old PSU was. What was I thinking? No wonder the computer turned itself off whenever I told it to do something strenuous
>>218906982
Computer, do something strenuous
>>218907064Christ that's bad. I'm crying like Bradley now in that one image of him
>>218907082that face
if I had a son I would name him Elvis
>>218907086*switches off*
Always someone worse off in life xhttps://x.com/Archer83Able/status/2017765270740185515
>>218907064my brain cant comprehend dying so young those few years of your life and its just snuffed before the precipice of the real thing
>>218907100might name mine Amalek, decided this yesterday >>218907110mmm what might that be
>>218907082went that whole wemb without locking eyes with her
>>218907110scream
>>218907110
>>218907138not really 'scream' worthy is it
>>218907064Christ. Apparently in China. Apparently 5-10% Alzheimer's cases are under 65 years old too now. Wonder if they're testing some shit.
>>218907146scream
I wonder which one is Rorke..
Poo yelling
>>218907165middle d preferred, middle f if spackers show up
>>218907165
>>218907165her nudes are crazy
Joe Biden and Donald Trump being the presidents of the 2020s is like if in the 2000s the Presidents were born in 1922 and 1926
poo yodelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTJtfytoYy4&list=RDuTJtfytoYy4&start_radio=1we should all go a big gay /brit/ holiday to Ibiza. Bags sitting next to tobes on the plane
I'm shit roaring lads! Bloody shit roaring!
>>218907206*wanks under the table*
>>218907206jesus christif i lived before the invention of cctv/dna testing i would have been executed for just how much rape id commityes im a piece of shit
selling poo on the black market
I'm ready for a Summer Jam xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7drvhZwPcs
>>218906994how can you be porn addicted when mens refractory period sucks
>>218907234mad how in the past you could get away with crime by just going somewhere else
>>218907026brown coded
>>218907242bait
>>218906616Looks like the only miserable person here is you lad.
>>218907242mine is only a few minutes
what'll it be boss man
>>218907268she should get that thing on her bumcheek checked out. looks like a third nipple
corr. fucking love gingers. the pinkest of holes
>>218907262if you're going to reply to a post from an hour ago at least try to do better than "i know you are but what am i?"
>>218907258Don't get me wrong, I don't mind winter but that literally felt like the longest January in the history of Januarys. Time for Fresh February x
>>218907241That was a such a hit here and in Greece when I was a wee lad
>>218907288umm can you stop talking and get me a drink please??
>>218907299I used to go to Sunny Beach as a wee lad
Might start blasting some reggaeton
Rorke crashing out at the bouncers because they won’t let him in wearing his Reform FC home shirt
fucking a bagel
>>218907254feel like i was meant to be born thenim a man out of timethat wants to do crime
>>218907275>5 dollars for a cup of chillibit expensive no
anybody need a loan?*poisons the well*
big suze bum
>>218907310Based, it's such a degenerate but fun place, total anarchy. The raves on the beach at Cacao were peak. I would get someone elses ID and get in the party, thank god I had a beard at 14-15.
UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>218907363scr
>>218907337well she's either wearing a g string or no underwear at all protected
>>218907333maybe but this place is fucking good
oh the miseryeverybody want to be my enemyspare the simpathyeverybody wants to be my enemy
>>218907378ok
salam x
>>218907337someone here told me Winkleman is her half sister, fucking hot
so lads, anything interesting in the epstein files?
Ramadan this month lads
>>218907403alri x
right well then
the gay porn aussie !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrWYToYmzFEIs it dangerous to combat these criminals?
>>218907389hate that song so much
>>218907082holy fuck
how do I unhide posts on 4chan x
eyebags went red yesterday, worried they might stay like that and i'd just look decrepid all the time
Nice thread LOL
>>218907100why notlikeclearlybefote elviselvis was.a.normal.name
john wilkes booth before and after assassinating abraham lincoln
>>218907463you're so bitchy all the time
hot
The French are glad to die for loveThey delight in fighting duelsBut I prefer a man who livesAnd gives expensive jewels
>>218907423nope
Bit of vidya before bed x
jewjewels coincidence? I didn't think so...
>>218907500what game
Thinking about all the mad phenotypes that don't exist anymore
>>218907414prison-gay
>>218907457uncheck reply hiding buttons and reloaddon't know better way sorry x
>>218907509
>>218907500Same. Playing some Dark Souls 3
>>218907524i remember seeing that photo before this meme existed so i'm inclined to believe this is NOT what really happened
DE TROUT SPINNERS
>>218907512Disney Epic Mickey: Rebrushed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NCdlhqdgfo
got the titcow on
normally I stay up until 3 or 4 on my laptop playing slay the spire or civ or something but today I was so bored I got into bed at midnight for an early (for me) night, this could be where my life turns around! *continues browsing 4chan on my phone in the dark*
can't think of any more medieval name gimmicks
>>218907547hmm
>>218907526*Invades you in at Pontiff with my lightning infused lothric knight sword* Nothing personnel kid
>>218907558sir poos-a-lot
>>218907556ktim
it makes a little sense that Epstein was a 4chan poster desu, I think elites have gotten so wealthy and insulated that they're basically like neckbeards rotting away in their rooms but on a larger scale
>>218907586imagine what other celebrities are on 4chan right now, possibly even gooning.
so... is anyone going to rescue me or...?
>>218907558would you like an organic beef fat candle good sir
we're all playing deadlock
praise allah
>>218907556fact is getting up early is a cope unless you have something to do, which you don't
>>218907627i'm alright
ate a sosij barm now I have heartburn
>>218907586>tfw you probably shitposted in the same thread with Epstein at some point between 2011 and 2018Apparently he mostly posted on NSFW boards though.
Meltdown
>>218907663fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>218907655i said allah not alan haha
she tung on my tung til i sahur
>>218907683>
>>218907601Taylor Swift was confirmed to have shitposted on /b/ back in the day.
>>218907604are you cute...or?
>>218907663based on what he was positng i've definitely called him a faggot
>>218907683roaring
Remember when Rorkes were chanting 'allah, allah, who the f*ck is allah'Leftypops really didn't like that one
>>218907683el mao
>>218907694imagine sucking her toes
>>218907716no
>>218907696yeah ;)
>>218907723do it
>>218906381Zamn
>this made medieval men jizz their pants
I just never seem to make enough military units for when the nearest neighbour inevitably declares a surprise war on me... just can't find the time... how the fuck do people even find time to build the pyramids or the great bath and stuff when you're trying to found a religion, settle two more towns before the classicsl era, build your monumets, etc? let alone churn out warriors and slingers
>>218907773no ideai only make builders me
:)
>>218907773if it's online, look up build orders
>>218907773I read this in Mark corrigans voice
>>218907803:D
>>218907773which civ game you talking abouti played a lot of V
still not got friends or anythign yet
>>218907725Ok you can come visit me sometime
>>218907773
>>218907827talking about 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz2bOXLEvuE&list=RDqz2bOXLEvuE&start_radio=1
1998now that was a year
>>218906381goddamnit I miss greggsI want a pink jammie
>>218907894agreed(i was born in 2002)
thoughts on islam?
>>218907918I want a sausage roll and a chocolate milk
>>218907918Alri kalani
>>218906381You know it's a good thing I never tried to have friends in college or highschool I learned by being silent I didn't get bullied so I just never bothered to interact with anyone
>>218907848not really a fan of 6feels like you're forced to build wide when i've always liked to build tallends up with me getting mogged by industrial era
>>218907930unironically mormon tier is how blatantly it was made up by some fella
>>218907848i played a bit of 6 so i assume the strategy is the sameyou dont need that many units to defend against an AI attack as long as you use terrain. a couple of ranged units on hills protected by a few melee guys in forests/across a river can hold off almost anything. dont worry about your outer tiles getting pillaged and hold the most defensible place in your territory. focus their damaged units and pull yours back to heal as they get damagedas i remember once you get walls your districts get a ranged attack you should use to your advantage
me: hellothat: helloleft well: helloright well: who is he?me: right well that's that
I'll probably shag an indian bird or whatever kind of brown she is
>>218907965deeply stupid post which should not have made me laugh
been married for 9 years and today I realized that we spend our days together but still separate/alonedoes that make sense?
>>218907940ktim
>>218906428No. This won't do at all.
>>218908034I don't know what you mean
>>218908034yeah I've bean thinking about that lately too
>>218908034Whats it like being with someone for so long, my longest relationship was 3 years.
right well this is the alphabet: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
I’ve been thinking about poo
I can`t believe it`s So Beautiful !!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAsdo0zMUyA&list=RDtAsdo0zMUyA&start_radio=1
>>218908059chatgpt says this is true
>>218908052its convincing yourself you share space/time/affection with a person (even if you're not really aligned) because the alternative is the void
strain to keepboth halves togethertears you apart
my dumbass was tricked into going to some ice breaker event for young adults my age and not a single person was interested in being friends. I guess its because i am a ugly rat who just asked people if they wanted to play stardew valley and minecraft
Bradley Walsh laughing on The Chase
for me it's pengali princess
I once entered a bar to ask a woman out but everyone in there just threw bits of rubbish at me and insulted me until I left and then everybody clapped
>>218907940>>218908034>>218908074>>218908086do you yanks literally just come here to wail into the void about how miserable you are? and for what fucking reason could you not do this in /cum?
>>218908074Damn, when did it become like that?>>218908110some of them are hot
I give off Incel Vibes
roast on the morrow yorkshire puddings... stuffing... big roast potatoes... love me mint sauce all over everything don't care
>>218908119Cum is dead and honestly I wanna see anyone would encourage me to kms
>>218908119theres shitskin mexicans in that ig idk I never been
>>218908137mad how a good roast dinner genuinely mogs any foreign dish on the planet
rorkre is just british rorke
>>218908137>mint sauce all over everythingruined
>>218908175it's all right lad I do love it but can go without it too just the gravy then
deus exnow those were some games
>>218908137quorn roast i hope
>>218908172whats bro waffling about
This Mickey Mouse game is pretty womfy ngl.
>>218908188sorry but it's not alrightwhat kind of mongoloid puts toothpaste on a yorkshire pudding
>>218908241the protesters should be broomsticks
Amazing Grace is probably the most sublime piece of music ever written https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCp5LG_zNE&list=RDHsCp5LG_zNE&start_radio=1
>>218908267shut up blud
>>218908200oh my days unc this gun is in tf2 ncnc
make me
>>218908271>>218908271>>218908271
>>218908299too early you thick cunt
>>218908299too early, botnet nonce
>>218908299you baited me into wasting my thought provoking post>>218908346
>>218908110PENG!!!!
