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swag
>>218910866>church?
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/ucdaEjd1Y4A
>>218910877the Temple of time is canonically a church
>>218910866Is that Twilight Princess? I want to play that some day. I wonder if they have it on Switch. That and Skyward Sword. And Wind Waker.
>>218910882Madonna is a coalburner
>>218910866that's zelda right?
>>218910886>time?
Cat won't leave me the fuck alone
>>218910905im going to tell kotberg to slap you
Can't belive Rauru was in thr Epstein files
>>218910894>>218910896yes. Twilight princess emulated on Dolphin>>218910898nigga is you stupid
>>218910894could always emulate them. i played windwaker on a gba emulator and it ran great. >I wonder if they have it on Switch.i think you need a switch 2 for gamecube games and the selection isnt great, not sure if its even on there.
Post shift i need some kind of concentrated goy gruel that I could just inject so I don't have to waste time cooking
>>218910924>Twilight princessi remember playing it on my wii. good times
>>218910926its not, TP is only on GC, wii and WiiU(CEMU)
>>218910928its a really good game. Nowhere near flawless but I like what it didand Illia is a rootie tootie qt patootie
>>218910927Would be nice to have one of those feeding holes cows have that open directly into their stomachs so I can just stuff a bunch of uncooked broccoli and spinach in there sometimes
>>218910924My computer isn't good enough to emulate Wii or GameCube >>218910926>i played windwaker on a gba emulator and it ran great.???
That's macabre
Only must image sisyphus occasionally had a really bad day and just needed to hit the penjamin and relax with some slop for a bit
>>218910949nigga what toaster in 2026 cant run dolphin
>>218910948What
One of my fish oil pills fell on the floor so bit it in half and threw it in the toilet as punishment for acting cute
Should I buy a new laptop or a gun?
>>218910957omg anon just look it up ffs
>>218910905My køt is always way too close sometimes I'm practically laying on top of her
>>218910962you should get some BITCHESniggaaaaa
why momberg why
>>218910949i meant to say gamecube emulator, not gba. it was dolphin but i had it on my old pc and forgot to copy it over to my new one.
if a black guy sold nword passes online people would buy it for novelty sake
>>218910985I'd pay $5 if he made a laminated license type deal.
>>218910962How are you going to kys with a laptop A gun is better for that imo
>>2189109935 is pretty cheap is that really the most you would pay
>>218910985>>218910993boy do I have news for you
Is Amtrak worth it?
>>218911015Yeah but are those N word passes made by genuine African Americans
>>218911021only time I've ever had trouble with amtrak was when the wolverine line got stuck leaving chacago
Walking into a Walmart in 2026 feels like walking into a star wars alien cantinaYou're instantly orally raped with the chitterings of hundreds of different insect sounding third world trash languages
>>218910963>>218910970A gun it is. Thanks
>>218911030i dont live in niggerville usa so i dont have that problem
You guys are boring, I'm going to bed
my /his/ threads never get off the ground because its not about 1800's presidential elections or the bible :(
>>218911047Niggers dont usually speak foreign languages unless it's a carribean or something
>>218911029Yeah I've been thinking of taking the Cardinal route to New York for the first time. Coach is cheap but looks rough. Roomettes would be cool though. It's like a 23 hour trip, probably more with delays and stops.
It got cold enough last night that the windows fogged
>>218911030Report your Walmart to ICE
>>218911030dunno my walmart is pretty white but I still hate going there, instead it's this constant fucking radio playing generic 90s rock while some guy occasionally comes on and is like "thanks for listening to walmart radio chris from store 99223141 requested this next one for his girlfriend who works in store 12512512312, lets hit it!" *don't stop believing blaring at full volume* they had an interview with one of the guys from kiss on a while back too, imagine being in the biggest band in the world at one point and falling so far that in your old age you have to do interviews and tell intimate stories about your best friends on fucking walmart radio
>>218911078nah that's from you having passionate gay sex
you don't have any swag
>>218911076havent done the cardinal route but I did ride it from NYC to philly without issue. New jersey was pretty boring to go through
>go on Etsy >look up "cheese pizza" >there's shit you can buy like stickers, hats and mugs priced at $5,000USDHmmmmmmmmmm.
>>218911098why are you looking up cheese pizza on etsy?
>>218911087You're like one of those guys who complains that his gf isn't experienced at sex because shes a virgin
>>218910905what you gonna do about it white boy
>>218911110This was something I heard years ago.
>>218911111I have a wife tho
>>218911127Are you fucking retarded
>>218911087Walmart radio is the worst always blasting the most obnoxious pop. Idk why more stores cant just either not play music at all, or have something that is more ambient
adults are kind of dumb and becoming one has opened my eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFFq-ma4T4g
https://youtu.be/d8ekz_CSBVg
>>218911135Song makes me feel like this
I don't like going to Walmart but it is hard to find another grocery store with the same large selectionTarget has a really bad selection likewise for my smaller local smaller grocery stores, so if i go there i won't be able to get everything in one trip
>>218911154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itGqFgY4ts
>>218911169Go to Kroger or Aldi it's amazing. You could also take the Dollar General route.
I'm visiting my grandparents this weekend and they use Alexa to turn on/off all their lights. Something about it spazzed out and the hall light outside my bedroom door was flickering. Kinda freaked me out. It doesn't help that they have a dozen different ghost stories about this house.
>>218911131idk I think I'm pretty average
>>218911177publix if you're in the south
Rate the books I just bought.
Gonna nod off on some fent in a min here
>>218911187graham hancock is kinda interesting
Shouldn't all of space visible to us be considered inner space since it's pretty close to us as far as space goes
I don't even have yellow fever. In fact, I find most asian women to have disappointing, mediocre and sub-optimal figures. They generally have no meat on their bones and look horrendous. But for some reason asian women in porn just make my brain click. I think it's the contrast of everyday asian women being far below average but the ones in porn have massive honkers and their weird moans itch my brain in a weird way.
Im attracted to white and asian women pretty much equally
>>218911221this is absolute overkill
>>218911177I didn't like Aldi. The store was tiny and everything just seemed like overpriced novelty products
>>218911221too much 'roni
>>218911221Do Yanks really?
>>218911221One bite of this and I would die of heartburn.
>>218911221I always wonder who eats this shit, but then I remember the overweight and pimple ridden Midwest exists.
Would you eat human shit if it was the best thing you ever tasted
>>218911258I'm not indian
>>218911258no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b51scACML8M
FUCK I WISH I HAD A GF
>>218911276Is the joke that white women fuck dogs?
>>218911287
>>218911287hah everytime they spread open the burger it reminds me of the times i spread my asscheeks in the mirror
Gassy Star - Fart Into You
>>218911301
Even Africans can't stand American blacks.
>>218911325Even (some) Africans can't stand (some) blacks.
>>218911325>you bald and childless>your not woman
its over
>>218911343There are dumb niggers even within the nigger people
The death of Christian morality has spawned the most nihilistic elite ever to exist in world history
>>218911384So how is the former the direct cause for the latter?
>>218911389Not enough gay sex
>>218911384The death of Christian morality was brought upon by Christian morality itself. Read Dominion by Tom Holland.
>>218911389Because there is no longer any value beyond pursuing money and power. What humanism exists is really just a performance that none of the actors believe in anymore. If this is the only life that will ever exist then if you obtain serious power or position you may as well abuse it to be as degenerate as possible and maximize your own pleasureNot even Christian, just being real
i'm an island boy
>>218911428But how is it solely due to religion and not other factors?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f963bYBS8L4
>take a huge Pringles can-sized shit in Subway>after I'm done I leave the door open without flushing I've done this a few times lol.
>>218911454>not other factors?Such as what?
>>218911472>>take a huge Pringles can-sized shit in SubwayI've shat in buses before but never on the subway
>>218911483If Christianity prevents nihilism, how did things like indulgences and fake relics happen? What about every single time when the Church overstepped their boundaries and imposed themselves onto the people? Isn’t that just unchecked power and greed, the same problem you’re pointing at now? I don't think the problem lies in Christianity nor is Christianity the solution, I just think unchecked power is what's really at fault here.
goodnight
What the fuck is the point of it all
Happy February /cum/mers!
My least favorite month next to June
>>218911685I was born in june :(
>>218911685June is great wdymFebruary is definitely the worst doe. Second worst is prob March.My favourite is prob June or October.
>>218910886nigga those are the seven sages
I'm too high for this shit.
>>218911719Don't take it personally I'm sure you're a great guy
>>218911765I forgive you now :)
>>218911754the ones that ask for 1 star and 6 spikes and there are none with that many are stupid
>>218911772
I was born in april, as long as we're talking about shit no body cares about
>>218911834I was born in July
>>218911834>>218911851those are feminine months to be born in.
>>218911858What about January?
>>218911858Astrology is feminine
>>218911754https://youtu.be/_OGvE2kySZY?si=lOvelAG-cN2lDqCHWhat goes through my mind when I do these
>>218911858You are the type of nigga to slip on a banana peel icl ts pmo frfr gngy
>>218910866Gonna honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned tomorrow. It'll be fun.
https://youtu.be/L6Cvw8urVEQ"You blocked me on Facebook. Now you're going to die."
>>218911865up until the 14th.
just called my cousin, she kept mentioning how deep my voice was
my parents were in their late teens when Thriller first came out, lucky bastards.
>>218911951aww nice you're going through puberty
>>218911963i was there but i never listened to it, never got into music past '76
>>218911951Fuck her bro
I'm thinking of a word
https://archived.moe/gif/thread/10501788/
>>218912212lmao
There is something I've been meaning to tell youAbout the college at the edge of the townNo one should ever go thereYou know it's bad bad badIt gets worse every school yearBut damn the fucking teachers are rad
>>218912231how about jeffrey jackstein and he jacks off a lot
The word was nigger
The world is a vampire
>>218910866can they please go back to making normal fucking Zelda games?nobody needs 200 hours of barely-designed open slop
>>218912279How about Jeffrey Epcel and he’s masturbating to /gif/ in his smelly bedroom instead of touching grass and having sex
I have a white hot tooth ache guys
As a kid, reading the Bible story of Jesus feeding the four thousand always sounded like the tastiest meal ever.
>>218912212lol that shit is p bad
found this girl on snapchat with the username noarmsgirl. It's a girl with no arms. Amazing.
>>218912212>I hope Epstein didn't actually kill himself so he can continue to goon to these gems lmao ok well played sometimes 4chan still has it
HER NAME IS NONASHE'S A ROCKER WITH A NOSE RINGSHE WEARS A TWO WAYBUT I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THAT MEANS...
saw iron lung with the bf then had a nice dinner, decent movie (I have never watched a markiplier video besides that one pokemon one)
Dirty dick licking Euro sluts crave constant poundings deep in their hot little snatches. No deed is too explicit for these wild and wanton fuck junkies. Our insatiable vixens are desperate for your /cum/!
>>218912648I'm skeptical.
>>218912487Is she cute? Go for it
>>218912693she could never give you a handjob
>>218912703Footjobs are nice
>>218912710feet on your chest while you're going are even better. you also don't have to ask for it like a special menu item. just hold her legs up and let her feet rest on you wherever they fall.
>>218912648Epstein-esque
>>218912830LOL
>>218912487I saw that girl on tinder before she got famous. She stood out to me because she had no arms. Then a few years later I come across her on tiktok and she has a million followers and an onlyfans
>>218913157You could have gotten in at the ground floor…
>>218913157It's as if every woman would be an exhibitionist whore if they only had the means
The blackpill is real, and it's true for every animal species. However, humans alone are capable of comprehending it, and most people must be ignorant of it if they want to lead a happy life. It's a form of knowledge which, once possessed, utterly disorders and enervates a man. It's almost Lovecraftian in that way.
>>218913366This isn’t the 19th century anymore, sweetie. Many pathways to overcoming nihilism have been developed.
Smoke yo purrp #$wag
>>218912487How about noarms chomsky
>>218913396I'm speaking specifically about biological determinism as it pertains to sexual success, and while I agree that this can be confronted and overcome, most people are incapable of this.
>>218912487>>218913415How about DHS Secretary Kristi Noarms
Sex with Nancy Mace.
>>218913270I didn't swipe on her, amputees freak me out. It just said something to me about what >>218913275 said and also something something society social media. Here's a girl with a debilitating injury and when a lot of people find out about her they get to see her pussy filled with cum
high af and ordering slop in the middle of the night
>>218913544cool shoes, w2c
>>218913503Literally crazier than a shithouse rat.
>>218913440You know if it had been revealed that the world was ruled by satanic pedophiles 20 years ago there would have been mass outcry, now its just retards on the internet just arguing with each other
>>218913596How about a shithouse brat
