*sucks teeth* shiet nigga yo better get yo act togetha foo
this is it
>>218920102get yo shit lined up, alwaysword is bond
>>218920120Alright Michael Jackson circa 2009
non jf new
>>218920102He looks Dravidian Doesn't look black at all
Christ is King subedition
>>218920194this is the post
>>218919894i whack them in the air fryer and they come out soft and gooey
carry grant got to sniff prime hepburn fannyit not right
NGL no idea how to meet womenI've already been out with all the women at work so I don't have that option now
are software engineers protected from AI in the future
>>218920239no
>>218920194Extremely antisemitic post
AI? more like gay, I am
>>218920239No
>>218920239They'll be the first ones put in the torture pods
Behold the King of the Jews
what's your opinion on eating your own cum, lads?
>>218920226The Chinese say 爱可遇不可求you can find love but you cannot seek itbasically just wait until you run into one mate no point in rushing
>7.1% compound interest on a former-council house >was 1.9x the median salary of 1996>now 7.3x the 2026 north-east median salaryIt can't keep going on like this, surely?
>>218920362Why not?
>>218920239software engineers will be the first to go. and good riddance as far as I'm concerned. chatgpt was infinitely better at teaching me how to use R than the snarky virgin freaks who use the various forums I turned to for help.
>>218920383https://youtu.be/Kou3MoGuvEM
>>218920254>>218920295>>218920401what's safe
>>218920356The Chinese say that do they?
I'm sending in a clean up crew into the thread.The project will not be delayed.
>>218920423neet
had a dream i posted "horke" here and couldn't stop laughing
>>218920431yep they do be saying that
>>218920423Whatever jobs immigrants are doing
>>218920362>>218920383Why contain it?
life is like yhe simpsonsgood for the first 10 years or so but nothing but misery thereafter
i personally like to cum into a shot glass and pour it over my own face
>>218920423Subsistence farmer
>>218920423cock destroyerplumberhospitality
>>218920477very simpsons post ie not funny
deeply unfunny tryhard posts in here today
>>218920194>>218920210Religions are made up nonsense
>>218920535grow up
*lispy gay voice*>>218920533
>Religions are made up nonsense
Quite enjoy those videos where the women drink upwards of 100 loads.
>>218920362
>>218920533Sorry
God's not real Chud get over it
>very simpsons post ie not funny
now that i think about it all athiests are depressed drug addicts with mental health issues
>>218920587ah, so just like scotsmen then
>>218920561Your annual family reunion home videos?
>>218920549>>218920554It's true though. Who has ever proven that Jesus was the son of God? Someone just made it up
>>218920604nah mate, those videos with the coked out whores taking loads from random weirdly coloured stubby dicks
>>218920604He said women
>>218920605Says who? Says you? The sperg schizo on 4chan posting about poo all day? I'm on the side of God thank you very much
>>218920079itty bitty titties and a bob could get it
>>218920605and yet you believe all the races were created equally, curious
He won't like that
redditflags down again
>>218920672spaedo
Don't think I've thought about the existence of God enough to call myself either theist or atheistMight fall into the realm of agnosticism but really it's got nothing to do with me and I've got more important things to think about
god was a woman and he regularly supped on jizz
>>218920672Meltdown
>>218920690yeah? big important man are you?
>>218920194Looks like Asmongold
>>218920672
God is real, that simple. His existence does not depend on evidence because he's God. He doesn't have to answer to a smelly 4chan incel like you freaks. Shut it, he's real
>>218920690sounds pretty atheistic
>>218920362Thankfully wages in the North-east have also increased 7.1% annually
s7e19 transgender moe theory3,896,879 views
>>2189206351. I don't post about poo all day2. Prove me wrong then; prove that Jesus was the son of God>>218920646I believe all humans evolved from earlier organisms, so I don't think they were "created" because that implies a creator
>>218920736another fantastic conservatives achievement
>>218920722how so
>>218920708I'm the main character of my own life, so yeah kinda
>>218920743Where did you get this idea that God has to be proven to begin with? Who are you again? Billions of humans throughout history dead and alive believe it, that is evidence enough.
>>218920736That's only happened one time in 2021 and that was because of the easing of lockdown restrictions after wages cratered and unemployment surged in 2020
Donald Bumsfelt, Secretary of Defence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw01glhj6UcWhat are the /brit/ lads singing on the karaoke at coopers?
>>218920743Do you think 2500 generations or 75000 years (time since last humans left africa) is enough time for humans to evolve differences in intelligence?
shut up lads this is my thread, speak when spoken to
>he still believes out of africa theory
didnt shit himself and not a nonce
ackshually Britain's economy is booming and will double by the end of the decade. Britain is the only country in the world to add over 2.5 trillion to its nominal GDP from 2020-2030, and is expected to overtake Japan by 2030.
>>218920770>Billions of humans throughout history dead and alive believe it, that is evidence enough.By that logic Muhammad must have been the last prophet, because billions of humans throughout history have believed that.>>218920796What I believe is that every person has unique mental capabilities, caused by unique sets of genes.
Mad how being a shy / nervous man is basically a social death sentence.
isn't it mad that cheffy only comes into the thread when bachie the jew fucks off? mad that
ZAMN LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
>>218920817helper did shit himself and he is a nonce
>>218920836have you thought about transitioning? x
That one Australian that loves Futurama lol
RAINBERG CAN YOU FUCKING PIPE DOWN OUT THERE JESUS ITS BEEN ALL DAY DRIP DRIP DRIP LIL NIGGA
>>218920226>I've already been out with all the women at work so I don't have that option nowWow! What's your secret?
>>218920832>What I believe is that every person has unique mental capabilities, caused by unique sets of genes.lol you're avoiding the question because your religion (niggerism) prevents you from speaking ill of niggers, on a private message board of all places
>>218920842smoove off
>>218920572
sir rupert lowe
Sad lonely, terminally online proxynonce
It's over
10cm on a good day
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAINON YOUR WEDDING CAKE
>>218920533Don't worry lad. I'm here now.
>>218920827Britain is barely in the top 10 of an actual relevant GDP (PPP) only just above Turkey of all countries.
i use a pas
>>>/hm/2696429
>Reform council spends £600k on eight free parking spaces for senior councillors>The majority of staff, who will not be able to use the free parking facilities available to their senior colleagues, will still be expected to pay to park every day
>>218920895Wish it was. If I can't be happy, why would normgroids be? Nuke it all
done a poo and now i don't feel horny
mad how manu are 4th
>>218920907Ah yes the economic powerhouse of Turkey and its rich and thriving population, PPP surely does reflect the state of society and its economy!!
got no mates
>If I can't be happy, why would normgroids be>Nuke it all
>>218920777You reckon I was joking mate?
>>218920932reckon this is why buttplugs are a thing
The lads want to try going speeddating again.
Anyone ever had Wagyu and if so is it really as peng as they say?
>>218920940The economic powerhouse of Britain and its rich and thriving population. GDP nominal surely does reflect the state of society and its economy!!
>>218920986
>>218920990not made of money am i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6fce7A0g8
>>218920986I for one am very curious as to how they have managed to build a time machine and go back to 2011
>>218920995Yeah, thats why we mog all of Europe. Not everybody is a bitter seething poortherner moaning about house prices in a sink estate grow up
beyonce nose
>>218921032>mog all of Europelmao
The night we painted over your fake Mona LisaLipstick on the corners, said her smile was teasing yaOh, you took my clothes off, said, "It's getting hotter"Don't know how to swim, but let's breathe underwater
Next post will be about Rorke
>>218920872I'm not avoiding the question. You mentioned differences in intelligence. Sure, different humans have different mental capabilities. Genes will probably contribute to those differences.
horke on a mad one
>>218921068Thats right and we have world-leading fire regulations too.
leftypol, you blert!
Europe is toast once climate change ramps up and we get Italy's climate
>>218921069soft tummy prime for punching
Why are our kids so appealing to foreigners?
>>218921089>climate change shut up goyim
>>218921093Why are foreigners so appealing to your kids?
>>218921085needlessly cruel post
this is me, do with that what you will.
I think I've been raped by a ghost lads
>>218921091tummy police on their way
I'm too stupid to assemble a bookcase lads
>If I can't be happy, why would normgroids be>Nuke it allSoccerfags and girldads seething right now
I'm noticing more and more people talking about how if you missed out on dating, travelling and partying (etc.) while you were young you're basically fucked lol.
i have such a high iq that i could assemble multiple bookcases in parallel
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tightGet teenage kicks right through the night, all right
>>218921079I was talking about groups you reddit fag, not individuals
3 million files released and leftymong having a meltdown they haven't found a single piece of evidence of any paedophilia at all on this island. Nothing about Trump, nothing about Epstein himself even. It was all fan fiction
>>218921185i havent noticed an increase in this. i think its been a thing for like 60 years
>>218920868Just be black
reminiscing of scran in days long past...
>>218921185>>218921213which one of you am I supposed to believe
>>218921121just bedbugs lad
>>218921227Believe the other lad. I'm nothing.
>>218921185I partied a lot and I don't think it would make much difference if I didn't.
>>218920581
>>218921189john peel's favourite song (known nonce)
>>218921194i wonder why the DOJ owned by trump is only releasing the files that don't directly implicate trump
>>218921185All the tedious faggots who did all that still end up being waster whose life revolves around DIY for le wifey, negroball, and watching Love Island or Masked Singer. Not me, I did all that and actually have concrete goals and aims in life.
>>218921247bedbugs don't leave finger-shaped marks on my arm
what a fucking smashing roast I just had
>>218921283>negroballhowling
watching something depressing :(
watching settled osrs sailing locked ironman
just want to be bummed to death, is that too much to ask for
Thinking of all the money I spent on nights out during uni, I could have saved my money and bought a house by now.
finally completed the Loland collection
anyone remember cubeworld
me in the early 2000s gettin dome from em fo uckers next to the stinky canal
Mental how many pedofiles exist in Sweden and NATO we really need better allies
terrified to ever go bald because im afraid my cranium is fuckin alien egg shaped
ex girlfriendberg had me hold off from doing something for about a week until she could talk to me just to reveal she has a bad feeling about it and she wants me to wait further in case she has a bad dream about it
when i see brits say "smashing" i hear the teethy british bloke from rugrats
MouseyIsDead !He poisonedHimselfDrinking nettle teaMade fromHis piss !
>>218921283>if you did all that you are this strawman>i did all that but im not the strawman that i just made upbizarro post
>>218921393prefer Veloren me
>>218921433were you dating the oracle of delphi?
If i was ever to have a child id move to london so theyd have a peng upbringing in the biggest city in europe instead of a provincial shithole
>>218921435did you mean nigel thornberry from the wild thornberries? same studio with the same art style I believe
>>218921362few times i've gone out and it costs like £6 for one drink. terrible
Think I may have got over my infatuation with the escort I've been seeing lads
>>218921435you mean The Wild Thornberrys you CRETINOUS SLUG
ate too much sugar at once. gave myself diabetes
>>218921475somehow i doubt it
>>218921467aaaaaaaaaand shanked on the way back from school
>>218921467so they could be eaten as a succulent garlic sauce kebab?
>>218921482screm
>>218921467Isn't that child abuse?
You: Babe, Spaino just started having a meltdown but luckily DTFIC called it out immediately lmfao.Gf: Ohh are they your computer friends? xxxYou: Yeah.
>>218921482scrum
>>218921472>>218921478egg on my face to say the very least
I remember a thread on here where an Argentine was genuinely baffled by the idea that we love Tudor architecture, and couldn't understand why charming old cottages with thatched roofs were desirable properties and not the last refuge of down-and-out peasants.It was a fascinating insight into the non-white mind and the way it still sees life as an interminable march towards 'progress'.
>>218921528Is GF also one of your computer friends?
baby is so wet n so freshit so gud>>218921214sup crodie
>>218920102why do black people suck their teeth?
>>218921546proper thick cunt you are lol
>>218921556*gives you a wedgie*
>>218921556What's the matter sweetie?
being scottish in 2026 uk is like being a jew in 1933 germany
basil brushnow there was a funny brit
Timmy's crush
>>218921488I wonder how much sugar one would have to eat to end up with one-sitting type-2 diabetes, assuming a reasonable level of healthiness beforehand. Surely Unit 731 experimented with such things? I simply MUST know the answer!
>>218921605I met him last year. Top bloke are Basil is.
>>218921569I do this
>>218921489Well I still like her. But I don't think about her so much. There are aspects of her personality she's revealed that are making me think twice.She says she was shy in school. She clearly changed at some point in college/university and became a complete slag when she realised she was attractive and could use her body for money. Something about that irked me, since it reminds me how easy women have it.She also seems to like binge watching rubbish tv shows which surprised me.I half-suspect that she's an escort purely because it's easy money. She's done it for several years now (guessing since she finished uni) and I really don't know what she plans to do when her looks go.
>>218921546listen mate sleep it off, you'll be fine tomorrow, it's not a permanent stain on your /brit/posting career don't worry
>Four British holidaymakers die after being struck down with deadly stomach bugs at five-star resorts in Cape Verde
>>218921661got left on his back too much as a baby
>>218921614cor, to say the least. I must have her!
>>218921661used his head for the mould from that indiana jones movie and the crystal skull
Do you ever sleep?
Its 12 in the afternoon and I am still in my pyjamas
>>218921569the teeth kissing noise is part of their language, it's the same as us making a 'tut'. it expresses dissaproval. whereas tutting is considered rude here, however, teeth kissing is completely normal. there is an incredible variety of obscenely elongnated and differently pitched teeth kisses they can make, and if you are curious and want to deeply aggravate yourself, look up any nollywood movie uploaded on youtube and skip to any given moment. a new nollywood movie is uploaded what feels like every hour on youtube and has millions of views in days.
Right, now I HAVE to pull my willard
>>218921684
lost in the no-go zone rorke found god
>>218921727Nollywood movies are hilarious
wonder what would happen to all these island micronations if the world as we know it ended and supply chains stopped completely
>>218921654didnt ask didnt read
>>218921776Which one are you more as if?
might watch all the barry potter filmshaven't watched them in years
>>218921598not sure x
Shout out Martin Luther King that nigga had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-e-eam
>>218921831ELLO FATHAH
>>218921836Kino
chinese fireball oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wake up and smell the java bro
reading the wikipedia page for "Cleavage (breasts)"
THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON
Some truck driving this evening
>>218921872think i had one of those from the chinky on friday
how I feel getting head from leftypol
back from my weekend away
>>218921890bit of self reflection you tit?
>>218921890Can't believe how our nanny state missed this one
>>218921872The Israeli Hooknose, oooooooh!
>THATS MY TRANS SON
>>218921905You should get a wheel
I never went and shitted outside Tesco, which I never did anyway
>>218921911you didnt leave your bedroom
>>218921905I drive...
मैं अपने देश के उद्यमियों, मैन्युफैक्चरर्स और प्रोडक्शन से जुड़े सभी लोगों से यह विशेष अपील करना चाहता हूं…
>>218921951wrong
prostitution is a real seller's market over hereneed to be more like Germany and Holland where it's fully legal so the women can't just crank up prices
Deport the browns
>>218921927Is the anal creampie one still accessible?
Ziedbelg still posting about black men on /sp/It boggles the mind
things are not looking good for sir prince andrew.
>>218922023Why is he hurting Timmy's brother-in-law like that?
>>218922032He loves themSimple as
>>218922032They're s-curved
>>218922001israel's new tactic: >you know what? being a jewish blackmailer and pedophile is actually based
>>218922084you're preaching to the choir lad there's not a lot of indians in this thread
some truths are just too big to believe
who the fuck is zoidberg
FROM: ZiedbelgTO: James Cleverly <jcneoliberal@gmail.com>SUBJECT: epic gherkin shiftHi James! I was thinking of taking bus 25 down for an epic shift.. a party. (cronem FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good sir.-Z
I've got no rhythm
47 today lads
>>218922144anti-black racism from jews is very rarely confronted
>>218922087Youre literally brown lol
>>218922144Reminds me when this stuff first came up and blacks on twitter would bring up that none of the victims were blackBizarrely though there was one black girl in a recent article about the victims, either she's lying or Big E changed his mind
>>218922144You don't get to bring friends
>>218922192what?
>>218922171FROM: James CleverlyTO: rorkede al with thi=s for me tha n ks
got an old friend who came to visit some years ago for a day and he seemed annoyingly compromised by politics. just wouldn't stop bringing his politcal opinions up out of the blue and then looking wildly at me as if waiting for some invisible audience to applaud. one thing he did was keep really approvingly trying to suggest that any given woman being spoken about we personally know may have an onlyfans, bordering on offensive. it made realize that I wouldn't actually know how to argue that a woman selling herself on onlyfans is a bad thing, in fact I would lose the argumen. there are things I take as self evident that I don't know how to put into words. how would you argue the case in a polite, uncharged way?
To match with the dating app girls or just wait until next month to make a move on someone at a party?
>>218922195She's a woman, so she's lying for attention and/or money.
>>218920079me? i'm a secret product and a trench man
Return Of The Spack
>>218922273itty bitty titty and a bob for me
>>218922284the classic hit by spark sporrison
>>218922295timmy's dream
sean about? gonna beat the living daylights out of him. dirty nonce.
>>218922295wow that's my dream
>>218922309have no idea what this is supposed to mean
it was me i was new frank green and a sneaky link's sneaky linkso glad i can finally get this off my chest
>>218922309oh my dayshe tinks he casanova, noh?
>>218922221My argument would basically be around the fact that most make no money and if (when) they have to go back to a normal job there's the risk of their OF following them or even explaining why they were unemployed for that periodThe idea of schoolkids seeing being a "sex worker" as a career is a very grim modern thingAlas I am not eloquent enough to say all this in person
need aretha franklin in her pomp to sit on my face
Need a 5'3 and an attitude
>>218922414diego is inbound
>he forgot to get rid of the nameomds
it was a good day at church today for me, how about you lads
>>218922465this is my name, matei don't give a fuck
Going to start posting with my name tooVOTE LABOUR
>>218922452
if girls tell you they think you're funny does that mean they like youhad two different girls tell me this at work now
>>218922505thank you for your support
>>218922528yeah
>>218922528Probably yeah
>>218922221this is what happens when you spend too much time on X
>>218922528tell them if they really want a good laugh they should see you naked
>>218922528Yeah, funny like a clown
Sir Nigger Bastard. Funny
Compliments I've had from escorts>that I have beautiful eyes (from the Russian one)>that I have nice big eyes (from one British one)>that I have nice hair / a lovely shade of hair (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I'm handsome / good looking (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I dress nicely (from two of the British ones)>that I give good oral (from two of the British ones)>that I have nice full lips (from two of the British ones)
>>218922540>>218922539well fug
>>218922574keep it on r9k next time yeah?
>>218922574did the woman you're paying good money to give you a compliment did she? Wonder why
>>218922574
think i might have a tug to some wmaf porn
>>218920079this tiktok changed the world unironically
>>218922528genuinely yeah, when a woman lets a man know she thinks he's funny that's her saying 'I'm letting you know it's safe to hit on me now I want you to'
>>218922574>Giving oral to prostitutes
>>218922574Didn't pay the Russian girl much?
poo and chips for tea
>>218922645corr love a chinese curry
civil war status? fucking now
Think I might have a tug to some amwf porn
>>218922528Just means you're funny.
>>218922665Got to go to /x/ for that
>>218922665think there's a board for that called /aco/ with fictional erotic drawings for your fictional fantasies
NEW>>218922681>>218922681>>218922681
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
