Xallifan Hockley EditionPrevious:>>218920196
>>218926366"chat, my penis is leaking", he said in a confused voice
I waste my timeI waste my life
I'm a black nigga beaner
>>218927178why would you joke like that about yourself pablo? do you think you’re a black nigger beaner? i think that is so stupid.
5 mile incelrun in the cold and wind
>>218928003I want to kiss you all over
This is the incellennium
>>218928003based, I took a cold shower an hour ago
Mexicans be like >do nothing for 2 hours>suddenly thread hits 309>HURRY USE MY MEXICAN THREAD HURRY EVERYONEfuck off
I’m literally a Black nigger bros…
>>218929955this guy is such a fagich
Canadian incels drool over this
>>218929961
that's methat's aaaaaaaall youhttps://youtu.be/e9FM-FkDeWs
>>218929961nah you're a good guy
German retards are used to their women being raped by brownoids. A white woman being self-aware and armed is the ultimate insult to 21st Century German cuckoldry. The German race is forever doomed. Not that this German is white, he's obviously some greasy turkroach.
>>218929961Urkel… you’re Chinese…
high af on these thc diamonds in terp sauce
>>218930063Dude
>>218930063you don't suffer in America
bix nood
https://youtu.be/RZzvu6NsDlY
>>218929682you wouldn’t say that if you saw my incelibate visage
Burgers, do houses in the southern states not have furnaces?
This sexually arouses the Canadian chud
>ancient foid roasties literally fantasizing about some young guy bedding them and fucking their brains out when they're like 60 >so lonely, childless, and desperate they make movies with this premise
>>218930129
Good night everyone, this lil pup is going to sleep now :))
>>218930145this apparently infuriates the german shit fetishist nigger a white woman with a gun is great, you're a faggot.
>>218930160Aristophanes wrote about thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen
>>218930187You look like that?
>>218930192Never ceases to amaze me. I'm always tempted to say something like "how could a civilization that was SO advanced and complex possibly have fallen to ruins?" but then I look around at our current state of affairs and sigh.
https://youtu.be/HLD0UR38uK0
>>218930231Cool bike
>>218930261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAA4cKDL5Go&list=RDtAA4cKDL5Go
>>218930231cool flag
>>218930160Hot...
I miss lums bra
>tfw cunt was controlled by a small circle of elite pedophiles for 30 years
WHAT DEEZ DUMB N**G*S KNOW BOUT GAM-BOLYNHUSSLE BONES CUMMIN' OUT MAHM-M-M-M-M-M-M
I said I fucking miss lums bra you fucking mother fuckers
>>218930323>30 years ohhh...sweaty...i've got bad news
>>218930323>was
>>218930189shagged her arse before she was famousused to live near me
>>218930323We will always be controlled by sellouts, we just have to hope the people controlling them are better than child raping satanists
>>218930308That painting was made by Stefan
Tomorrow is Monday
>>218930323/pol/ was literally created to get you to support jewish pedos and they're suddenly pretending like its fine
>>218930345Big if true
Tonight is for Death Grips.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbT7wlnS1as&list=RDMbT7wlnS1as
My... Le benis! It's.... Le benising!
>>218930394luv me some Grips
>>218930441That's really fuckin gross
Take it from me, a beautiful man with a huge cock: banging sexy bitches with big titties ain’t always everything it’s cracked up to be.
>>218930441do you look like that?
>>218930441would
Just looked up by ex to see what she’s been up to and she started a Substack lol
shall watch this
almost done with halo 2 on legendary
>>218929696Lol
What should I get from Starbucks that's sweet and caffeinated
>>218930494middle chick is so sexy
My buddy Matt tried to catch a chicken
am i expected to know what the fuck substack is
>>218930505Nice. I did that some years ago and it’s incredibly fucking punishing. One of the most difficult game I’ve beat.
>>218930494Tired of Hallmark movies?
kek dint even see dem death grips track when posted my improvised lyrics to hustle bones
Watching Year 2000 celebrationsFeels weird since I was born in 2002
>>218930561recommend something then. i saw lacey's new movie on netflix
>>218930505i dont remember anyfing from halo 2mindbogglin'
>>218930580Have you watched "Your Name"? Idk many good foid movies
Why haven't you taken the Mike Rowe pledge?
>>218930592this one?
Does the 40 year old German porn addict still pretend to have a pregnant gf
>>218930559the only level i have had trouble with so far was cairo station after that its mostly smooth sailing i just beat prophet of regret im leaving the flood levels for tomorrow i know they will make me rage, also i dont get all the hype around jackal snipers
licked the spoon + bowl after making brownie batter, even though it had raw eggs in it
>>218930608>Who's gonna Rowe the BOATS?
>>218930624LOL This one you dorkhttps://myanimelist.net/anime/32281/Kimi_no_Na_wa
>>218930608Sorry but I already took the Heterosexual Pledge
>>218930629once i did that jap fing where you make rice and crack a raw egg on itmost rank fing ever hadabsolutely disgustin>>218930369umm its very trye
>>218930628Yeah nice. The Flood is annoying. Some of those long elevator/gondola sequences
>>218930658i haven't. is it good?
>>218930685Very. One of my favorite movies of all time
Wagies have to work tomorrow!
>>218930685Also, I suggest the dub if you watch it
Taking a hearty poop
>>218930694>>218930731okay. thanks.
>>218930624My sister has a poster of this on her wall
Wish I had work tomorrow
I dreamt I was reading lord of the rings
>>218930757Let us know your authentic opinion if you watch it
>>218930765that her fave film or summat?
>>218930842i will.
>>218930895bruh
>>218930895holy kek
*starts dancing* :)
>>218930895HE NEED SOME MILK!
I’m a dickpumping sexmommy
>>218931019Nice comedy show Skibidi Biden vax scene
>>218931049Skibidi Biden was an unironic gem albeit
oh look it's lacey
>>218931063would nut in her butt
>>218931063post the other sexy lady with the short hair
>>218931063>>218931090That actress waited too long to have kids and ended up adopting an African boy
Who knew that’s what Brent meant when he said he was “greasing the union”
I've been really sick for the past 2 days and my balls have started to hurt. It's not a sharp pain, more like a dull throbbing sensation. Am I going to die?
>>218930160lol I've watched that it's nothing but a "promotion" for tourism in kekrocco
>>218931015turkish hair transplants can't withstand a right hook
>>218931134no
>>218931144Nah that was one of those hair pieces people post
>>218931109yes but she sacrificed having a nice family and real children for her career as a relatively unknown Canadian actress.i'm sure if you asked her she'd say it was all worth it. if she a had time machine i'm sure she'd do it all over again the exact same way. the game always ended with her adopting a nigger from shitholeistan. i hope she lives in a common law partnership with some white leftoid cuckold who pays for her nigger pet too.
Shantae is a good character design wasted on a painfully mediocre series
Exploding head syndrome is getting worse but at least it's not tinnitus
Im thinking anime
Hitler’s Language
>>218931178then you're not thinking hard enough.
>>218931166I liked pirate's curse
I’m gonna have a bubblebath and then get all gussied up.>the city, the riverOh yeah? Like stepping out hahaha. Or just go for a drive. Steak dinner, wine, street racing. Stuff like that. And big natural sex boobies for real.
>>218931134Go to a doctor if it was acute pain with fever and vomiting it could be testicular torsion, you might need surgery
>>218931214China!!!
>>218931161She’s married to some irrelevant American actor who doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page; Alexander Cendese
>>218931214>>218931134sometimes my nuts will hurt if i edge for a couple hours and then finally coom
Remember when spinster would tell recovering addicts that they have her permission to relapse because they had a bad day
>>218931214This happened to a coworker of mine. Scary stuff
>>218931232she was retarded but she meant well. most women are just retarded
>>218931227does it matter if she's truly happy?
Where's the anon who watches romantic comedies?
>>218931264Being married to someone who isn’t famous doesn’t matter. Being childless and adopting an African man is questionable behaviour.
>>218931267could be me.
>>218931227lol damn that nigga can't catch a break, looks like he's resorted to narrating some kind of gay porn
>>218931245Yup you could lose your balls,it's serious
>>218931290you didn't post the cute lady, why?
>>218931294>stepbrother dearestLMAO
you guys remember pepe the frog
why are there only lobbies for cigarettes and sugar and shit and not for lettuce and chicken breast and purified water
how much should i donate to the church?
im talking about him
>>218931353i’m not familiar with this character, what is he from
>>218931341The chicken lobby has managed to extract some major concessions in Canada, to the detriment of consumers. Be thankful yours is purportedly weakhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dairy_and_poultry_supply_management_in_Canada
>>218931367hes from here
https://youtu.be/IENH6f2Cz0g
>>218931333
>>218931388
/cum/? Seriously, cum? As in like... Ejaculate...?
>>218931446yes
>>218931446get your mind out of the gutter
>>2189313433.50
whenever i see leeks in the fridge these days i think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-N1yJyrQRY idk i guess i'm just in a 2008 kind of mood..
>>218930187>lock them all in their crates for the night>set the building on fire
>>218930187Footkraut face reveal
«Siegfried», Thomas Theodor Heine (1921)
>>218931463i dont have the website so ill have to wait until next sunday
i just take the leek and start spinning it irl
Day 5 of the Ukrainian not shipping energy drinks out
bat, france, 14th century
>>218931514He cute
i always look at the parents guide section in imdb before watching a movie
>>218931577Jason watched hostel and now he's afraid to go to europe
>>218931577church anon?
>>218930706Nuh uh. I worked friday, saturday and today instead
So bored with life I need a job
>>218930945Why does everyone have skin disorders
>>218931594Are you from minnesota? Where are you from? Are you from the chud church?
>>218931598
>>218931560So true
>>218931611Part of the woke virus :(
>>218931615Yes I'm from Minnesota, Canada
Eyes Wide Chud
>>218931592Jason is afraid to leave his house. The most unfamiliar place that cretin would ever deign to visit is the laundry room
Forgot to wash out the tub after the exterminator poured poison dust all over it goodbye world
>>218931626I've applied to like 750+ job positions already and I graduated summa cum laude from a top public ivy honestly fuck this country fuck blump and fuck you motherfucker
>>218931659LOL
frozen from depression and self hate even though i have college shit to do, crumb of validation anyone?
>>218931659Nose wide shut and it takes place in india
>>218930895whats most mental imo is how the other dude completely bald and he look fineshows how retarded diss fuggin hair shidd is
>>218931669cum lol
>>218931669so true
>>218931675so what's your gay ass major electrical engiNIGGERing???????????
>>218931675At least you aren't important enough for anyone to hate you
>>218931700liberal arts
>>218931675I look like the male version of this girl
>>218931685LOL
>>218931675What's wrong anon?
>>218931685hehe
Tell me more Jason facts
>>218926366fake little carmine edition
>>218931750He can't drive
mr lum is here
Arse Wide Shut
>>218931746hell yeah
>>218931733>What's wrong anon?I want to make this happen but it doesn't fucking happen so I am very frustrated
>>218931733just depressed like usual and hate my life and jealous of other people getting desired
>>218931764hell yeah
>>218931760Very observant, the sacred and the propane
>>218931750He lives in ohio he said he wants to marry a 16 year old
>>218931782>>218931786>2 hell yeahs in 10 secondsI’m on a roll
Watching the Grammys
>>218931812hell yeah
>>218931812Heavens no!!!
>>218931808I wanted to marry my high school gf but she thought I was cheating on her so she went and cheated on me.
>>218931829LOL
>>218931832so was she blonde and blue eyed
>>218931808I thought he wanted to marry his sister
>>218931832>high school gfYou're just a normal guy, why are you slumming it with us freaks
>>218931832I married my high school gf but she eventually cheated on me because she thought I wasn't going to want kids soon enough
>>218931855Blonde and green eyes. >>218931858Because I can't sleep, youre not freaks, you're being to hard on yourselves.
Teste
>>218931869Damn, sorry to hear that anon.
Coat of arms of Gražiškiai, Lithuania
>>218931890Thanks man. It was rough but that was a long time ago. At least I totally blew out her pussy so she doesn't really get any enjoyment with other guys anymore (her words)
>>218931920kek
>>218931920What my gf did was insanely petty and vengeful. We made plans to see each other and when I went to the spot to meet her she was there with another guy and kissing him.
>>218931975should've walked up to him and said "hey pal, just so you know - she has herpes. sorry to break it to you."
Pussywhipped faggot sisters our response
>>218931975Ya women be like that. I'm pretty sure her telling me that was just an attempt to hurt me even, but I just lol'd like serves you right you stupid cunt. I've heard before that women don't love unconditionally. I don't know if that's true, but I do know that it's best to act as though it is if you want to keep someone around
I have 3 very different looking cups that I thought were different sizes and accordingly used them for different things but I tested them out just now by pouring water from one to the other and realized they're all the same fucking size
>>218931975>>218932007>act shocked/concerned>does he know you’re HIV+???
Sometimes I think none of you can bake delicious cookies
>>218932007so why are us whites so cucked have you ever been a victim of cucking??????????
>>218932053i bake cakes
me when mom brings home publix chicken
>>218932024gj anon
>>218932053baking is for womenI cook
I've never had a gf or anything or even talk much with women in general in my entire life though I have a problem talking with just about anyone
>>218932007Nah I just turned around and left. Then went to party the coming weekend and fucked the girl she thought I was cheating on her with. She learned about that and was calling me non stop and I never picked up. That really pissed her off because the girl was better looking than her and with big tits. Fuck her.>>218932023They are very vicious sometimes yeah, not all women but some. >I've heard before that women don't love unconditionally.Not sure about that. I mean depends on what the situation is. I don't love unconditionally I think...>>218932053The only cookies I've baked are Greek Christmas cookies, they don't look like much but they are delicious. I made some this Christmas but they came out kind of greyissh because I put semolina (stupid mistake)
>>218932053MY GIRLFRIEND bakes cakes for me ARE YOU JEALOUS??????????????????????
>>218932107go away mr lum
>>218932104Btw, we were in the same class for 3 more years after that.
>>218932018impossible for this shit to change. most men are simps
Oh dear me I have a most dreadful pain in me arse
dogberg has been laid out of my bed for 3 hours straight
cheating is NOT good
>>218932160True, I've never done that because I remember how much it hurt.
>>218932160It's good when playing monopoly
>>218932200IASIP does a much better job capturing trashy whites. I cannot relate to the Jewish experience of Seinfeld.
Kramer > George > Newman > Jerry
>>218932213Wasn't a fan of isaip
>>218932213Sienfeld was not trashy whites, it was middle class new york jews.
Seinfeld and Peep Show have the same archetypes.Kramer = Super HansGeorge = JezJerry = Mark
Kramer's shenanigans was the best part of the show
>>218932177bro who is playing monopoly diss day and age
>>218932234Only Jerry was Jewish in the show's universeAnd maybe trashy isn't the word, they have good taste, but they are scummy
>>218932255Really, I have only watched random episodes I though everyone was supposed to be jewish except kramer.
>>218932234Kramer wasn't Jewish. He is half Italian and half German. There was a joke that Kramer was the goy of the show.
>>218932268Yeah I never thought Kramer was jewish.
The penguin walking towards the mountains resonates with a lot of people
>>218932268Neither are George or Elaine.
>>218932267George's last name is Costanza, and his family celebrates Festivus in place of Christmas, not Hanukkah.
>>218932290George's mother is Jewish, his dad is Italian
>>218932292Oh yeah...
I can't believe that America won't give Britain reparations, they obviously stole our land. We deserve it more than the natives and the blacks, look at how much money America owes to different people, this all could have been avoided if America gave back what is rightfully ours. I wake up everyday and wonder why Britain has been so wronged, it has drastically affected all of history, and rightfully Britain should still be at the helm, it's obvious what the world wants, and America is holding us all back. I want a unified British world! I want a unified British world!
>>218932292Also Elaine gets called a shiksa in one episode.
>>218932286It's really only relevant to incels, everyone else is just people wishing they were incels
>>218932299I don't remember that
>Kramer and Super Hanstall and skinny, the most weird and "out there" of the group, have a sort of bohemian counter-culture style>George and Jezdishonest, lazy, usually unemployed but not always, a slob>Jerry and Markthe "everyman", make clever observations about modern life and all its quirks
BAZINGA
Happy Milkmoney Monday, everybody! *pours red wine all over your cock*
>>218932352Super Hans is one of my favorite characters. I know a guy who looks and acts like this, he was the owner of a club i worked in.
>>218932352Is Elaine Sophie or Dobby?
>>218932395Would have dicked the dob desu
Should we make the world a better place?
>>218932412For me it's Big Suze
>>218932418no, we should try to make the world a less awful place
>>218932421Yeah of course.
>>218932428Stop eating glue
why is cum brown
lol everyone is brown
>>218932454Thas poop nigga
>>218932454because you keep sticking your dick in another man's ass brian
I'm not brown thoughev'
Why are you doing this?
>>218932461
just got back from my date with the femboy, cuteness overload
>>218932429Alan Johnson yes or no
>>218932491So people dont message me while I'm tryna hardcore game
>>218932529The most masculine and heterosexual punk rocker
>>218932525lol
>>218932529cant do both mate
im going to fucking lose it if one more boomer comes up to me going>HAHA SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING AMIRITE??shut up shut up shut the fuck up you don't know anything
>>218932529briancore
>>218932697*pelts you in the face with a snowball*
zoomers be like skibidi rizz no cap i wanna fucking kill myself deadass
>>218932697you will be raped
>>218932053I baked some great cookies last month tbf
>>218932447it's too damn tasty
Im convinced English is the best language for singing/songs
>>218932756no doubt about it
>>218932756cape breton gaelichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz4HtlbS5DI
i noticed that punk Latrell hasn't been around lately. guess he got the message.
>>218932809gaylick
>>218932790
>>218932846early bloody benchod
>>218932153Is he just relaxing?
>>218930706I have Sunday-Tuesday off :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVcNfiRWS6U
Is my (washed) laundry still dirty if there is still dry clothes?
