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watching JAV with white women

early as FUCK

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cat in the bath subedish

>>218927339
um

Last week after I finally did a poo after 5 days, half of it was sticking out of the water resting along the toilet bowl, felt like it was tearing my ringpiece apart and I’m pretty sure I was leaking a little bit of precum because of the prostate stimulation

>>218927333
>this means nothing
what did she mean by this

toil tomorrow, who's excited?

is it a cat in a bathtub?

>>218927398
She likes that Ultravox song

>>218927398
Life

in bed with my bum out
x

did the man kick the ball?

>>218927417
gaaayaawwwd DAYM
SHEEEIIIIT
look at the ass on that BITCH
look at the TITTIES

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>>218927333
lily james also in the bath

gonna get the asmr on

>>218927379
has He been sighted since the midnight drunken sex mission

yo yo lads

not been on /brit/ in over 4 months

what the fuck is up what gimmicks have been on

get in i said

also fuck this gay aids new captch is everyone using a VPN then now???

here at /pol/ we care about 3 thing;
>meme magic
>causing chaos for the establishment
>defending billionaire nonces

become gay

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*destroys the trans movement with one middle class chuckle*

Ever asked yourself the vertiginous question? Ever asked "why me?" Not pertaining to some incident or situation, but about apparently being the one person experiencing the universe in first person? THIS life is the one that the "I" means in "I am?" Why???

>>218927485
epic! xD

>>218927500
what's this

>>218927374
Nice 'berg

>>218927502
poo

>>218927502
you wouldn't be asking this question if you didn't have some inflated sense of self

no but seriously fuck these new captcha how is anyone posting anything

vertiginously googles vertiginous

>>218927565
We are above 70 IQ

>>218927565
I'm still on the old one

looking at pictures of my dead cat and feeling sad

wearing my bunny tail plug

>>218927398
*meant
she's making fun of anti tattoos chuds

>>218927472
mousey is a streamer now

>>218927472
New captcha is easier
Gimmick of the hour is "umm bunny"
We're having a meetup and you're not invited

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on REAL matrix watchers will get this ahaha

>>218927565
after a while it stopped giving me the awful star one
now i just have to pick the odd one out twice which takes less than 2 seconds
if you change IP it will revert back to the strictest setting

>>218927603
Why not look a pictures where he's alive?

>>218927603
cheer up mate
:)

>>218927374
cute cato :3

>>218927645
why i oughta

Fuck me dead
The stench of that poo is toe curling
My eyes are burning

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woah

>>218927603
omg :(

Could really go for some eggs and sausage and bacon and hashbrowns and butter toast and a bowl of lightly sugared watery fruit and some kettle corn chips and NY pizza and fried chicken and some oreos and Coca Cola

>>218927666
Haha just a little banter :)
My condolences lad

love babestation babes

wanking into a mans gaping hairy arsehole

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walking down the street and could see the shadow of a woman riding her bf through her bedroom curtains. could tell she had a great pair of tits as well

>>218927674
gio goon face

Is it gay to have a little gaming corner in my room where I can just sit on the floor with my legs crossed and get lost in some good vidya?

time for another pint...of diluting juice

What does it mean when my PC makes a vibrating, pulsing sound (like mrhhhh, mrhhh) constantly when im playing high-demand games?
the pc is on carpet which i think may be the issuse

>>218927708
think this post itself is a little bent

don't understand how people can be coomers
I can't even wank two days in a row, let alone in the same day

>>218927708
When you put it that way

>>218927631
the bit where they're lasering a guy out his mech suit gave me the fear

>>218927708
yeah but that's ok

RIGHT
you ALL need to CALM DOWN NOW.

>>218927730
means your pc is cumming

>>218927732
low test homosexual freak

>>218927708
Depends on what kinds of games
The fact it's in a corner and you're on the floor suggests you're playing retro slip on a CRT in which case the answer to your original question is "Yes"

>>218927631
what is this

>>218927730
means she likes you

>>218927760
matrix anime

>>218927776
cant find it on google

>>218927792
literally just type in matrix anime you imbecile

>>218927792
Exactly

animatrix in full is just as good as the first film for me, kid's story and beyond are so good, better than the film imo

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>>218927333

nice smooth shave with my muhle rocca and feather blades

neoliberal bull logging in

>>218927800
dont see any of that name

What does it mean when a woman calls a man "sexy" vs "handsome"?

baby sneed

>>218927826
you're a fucking moron

>>218927847
how

KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM KILL EM
https://youtu.be/O9l5NVIjv94?si=xVDx8wflrrRaHZAL

>>218927824
kill yourself

>>218927847
Calm down

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i cannot be fucked with this new gayass captch

it's fucking aids

all a ngga wanted to do was post again but i guess not

>>218927745
...maybe
but you don't wank two days in a row, right?

I was gonna watch something else but I might just watch second renaissance part 2 again

>>218927880
bazinga

>>218927880
stop ban evading

rorke starts watching the animatrix and get a race mixing jumpscare

Not a gimmick.

haha it's the same picture but small!

>>218927469
noes

wanked twice today alone
couldn't imagine going a day without

haha it's the same picture but small!

fuck it watching the whole animatrix again
get to the gun turrets

Having a black mate is based, they make you feel so cool. One of my flatmates in uni was Nigerian and when we all went out together to the student union he gave us such an aura boost

>>218927943
how?
as mick jagger said 'I just don't have that much jazz'

>>218927943
what if you had a bomb attached to your head and the detonator was a sliding mechanism fixed to your cock

Alternate universe where leftypol is called "cable" after the battle of cable street and rorke is called rightypol

>>218927968
cuck

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poo roar

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I would eat Emma Watson’s poo if given the opportunity.

last flight of the osiris isn't uncanny any more now we have more uncanny cgi imo

>>218927969
not everyone is a lifeless runt like you?

poo shower lad. whatever happened to him?

>>218928013
died in a tragic poo related accident

>>218927994
I'm 190cm an 8 inch penis
but yeah very lethargic

GAMER PRIDE

>>218928013
My shower filled with poo this week too so we had to get another set of plumbers out who blasted high pressure water through the pipes
If it happens again I'm going to save the hassle and just kill myself

sat in my gaming chair and I smell really pongy
exact same pong I remember my dad having when he would walk around the house in his dressing gown and underwear when I was a yung un
reckon that pong is in my genetics, I bet my son will smell the same

>>218927983
why did you make this nonsense gobbledygook post

>>218927970
poetically the last blast i do would be my own brains

animatrix is reddit

>>218928025
my penis is 10cm and thin
i love the cronem btw

>>218927969
not him but I wank twice almost every day, once in the morning and once before bed
the morning ones are sometimes a little forced but I have never found it tiring or not wanted to
wonder when I'll run out of energy for it

uh oh

>>218928066
no it's not don't say that

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rorke's op

Getting mixed feelings towards the escort I've been seeing lads.

Been looking at her profile in depth and I can tell where she's used AI to write bits of it. Em dashes and American English are the giveaways. She's definitely the type who thinks she's smarter than she really is.

>>218928089
back pockets on the front? interesting design

>>218928070
idk maybe I have a problem then
surely most people are llike me tho
would be too embarrassed to go to the doctors

>>218927333
would down her bathwater i would

Australia’s national anthem is the only English-lyric anthem in the world that doesn’t reference religion or militarism

"small file size mong" as he will henceforth be known...

>>218928089
well they are a bit to blame aren't they

going to take some coffee to work tomorrow and not buy any lattes for £1.80

Wonder what he does in those brief intermissions
Do you think he's crying to himself?

>>218928128
sfsm

fosfsmyeg

>>218928150
he reseats the dildo

>>218928150
energy recharge

>>218928117
they're the weird ones lad most people aren't wanking twice a day

>>218928127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriots_of_Micronesia
false

Let me be clear…

so is 'animiatrix' the anime version of the matrix featuring the redpill? i am very confused

>>218927469
when he was streaming the other day I asked if he would be coming back to /brit/ and he said yes but won't be posting as much

shooting a gay nigger dildo out me arse at mach 10

>>218928178
cheers

>>218928222
what makes it gay specfically

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Claim you are reducing NHS waiting lists by removing people from the waiting list without treating them.
Honestly it's like a viz top tip. Bloody depressing is what it is

Don’t Fuck With Cats is a Netflix documentary about a Facebook group of internet sleuths who tried to find the identity of a guy who posted videos of himself killing cats, and eventually posted a video of himself killing a man.

It’s gripping for the first episode and a bit, when you still think it’s a story about how these random people helped catch a killer, until the police get involved and you start to realise how useless these online detectives really are. They impress you a couple of times by deducing the location of the killer from his online photographs, but in the end not a single bit of their “sleuthing” helped at all. They didn’t contribute a single thing to his arrest, and if they had never gotten involved, the investigation and capture would have proceeded exactly the same. And the self-congratulatory tone they have had the whole documentary instantly gets a lot less charming when you know they did buggery fuck all.

In fact, not only did they initially get the wrong man and harass him until he killed himself(!), they only “found” the real culprit because they were so terrible at finding him he just messaged them his own name in the guise of an anonymous tip. Even then, the cops found him from identification papers he left with the body, not because of the group.

>>218928238
it's your dad's

>>218928208
no it's a series of animated shorts set in the universe of the matrix

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mmhmm

>>218928244
truly astounding how deceitful and dishonest leftists are

I am the faggot man

>>218928264
ok its confusing

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>>218928208
it's a series of stories set in the universe, most of them are really good, actually I think all of them are good

>>218928244
I don't think we should privatise the NHS, but it's clear that there's a total lack of competency or accountability within the system. £189bn a year budget, literally more than the annual GDP of Morocco, and you can't get an appointment within 6 months for love nor money. Just abysmally run, like all things the government touches.

START A WAR
START A NUCLEAR WAR
IN MY GAY ARSE
GAY ARSE
GAY ARSE
GAY ARSE

>>218928294
why did the robots kill everyone

a series of animated rorkes set in the universe of /brit/

>>218928089
Stand Up to Racism are a state-funded agitprop group whose aim is to create the false impression of public support for replacement immigration.

you will reply to the message in your UC journal tomorrow rorke

why do briddish people complain so much

>>218928342
truth bomb

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The Animatrix transcends kino.

And for me, it's Program.

>>218928089
Comically ugly

>>218928344
no and i wont get sactioned either :)

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>>218928342

>>218928337
because humans declared war on them
the robots started their own city and were just more efficient at production and were undermining the world economy

>>218928337
They didn't, in the Matrix we actually did it to ourselves, the Machines just enslaved what was left in the aftermath.

>>218928366
stupid clankers

Spoiler alert

>>218928346
at least are skewls aint shootin ranges

climbed into bed just then

>>218928355
the characters in that are called cis and duo lel :3

im mad in the head and bad in the bed

a gentleman in the streets but asleep in the bed

whats the gayest thing youd do with a guy (any guy)

>>218928443
hold hands and give him a little smooch
i'm bashful, you see

>>218928443
I wouldn’t. Not a poofter you see.

i see

>>218928327
Most countries have a shared public / privatized healthcare system and they work pretty well. Retarded governments for the past god knows how long have venerated so much that so many lower class mongs think it's the best thing ever and the press love to twist any attempt at reform into a story about privatisation so they can rile their readers up and sell papers. The NHS is okay but it needs a lot of work, we hear this about how hard NHS staff work but every time I've been in one you see so many of them just sat on their arses doing nothing or having a good natter at the nurses station, and then they get shitty if you ask them to do something

>>218928443
l'd let a cute lad suck my dick if there was no consequences

>>218928443
suck the willy blind folded pretending it was a feminine penis of a tranny

The machines in The Matrix did not want to destroy humanity, they wanted to coexist with it. When it became clear that humans would continue fighting the war they were hopelessly losing, the matrix was built to pacify them without killing them. Not for energy, not for computation, just to keep humanity from killing itself.

Neo, and the whole "One" cycle, is a plan designed to produce a leader that could convince humans to abandon the war. When he met the Architect, he was giving a choice: Save a small number of humans to restart the cycle and try again, or return to the Matrix to die with everyone else. These choices represent two mindsets. The first is hopeless determination (if we keep trying we'll win), the second is foolish devotion (we're winning now), both represent a mind of someone who's still fighting.

Instead, Neo ignores the choice, and goes to save Trinity. Neo has a love for humanity, but it's nothing compared to the love of that specific human. This choice signals that Neo is more interested in saving the people he loved than fighting for them, and that's exactly what the machines needed to see to open up truce negotiations.

what is the point in anything

just pwned some n00b ftw

>>218928409
such a bae

>>218928489
>Not for energy, not for computation, just to keep humanity from killing itself.
this isn't canon, matrix 4 sets out some kind of supernatural energy that they're harvesting from people

>>218928513
made for it

watchin cocaine bear
a great fillum

i shagged your mum's bbc

>>218928535
greystillplays

>>218928537
for what

>>218928541
it's all lies the coke was stolen

>>218928526
>matrix 4
also not canon

don't like consuming content where humanity gets destroyed

>>218928541
is this sarcasm

brit animatrix movie night some time?

>>218928355
just got up to picrel kill em all kill em all kill em all hahhaaa

The matrix is just a stupid action movie about computers enslaving people there is no deeper meaning

>>218928443
not gay but have a fixation on willards so would suck someone off if they propositioned me and I thought nobody would find out. might give bottoming a try as well if I was having a good bumhole day but they are rare as fuck and normally its grim back there and obviously i wouldnt have douched so probably wouldn't happen

>>218928583
ok

>another bitchy contratian canadian post
*yawn*

>>218928580
rorke coping because his fav film is an allegory for gender transition

matrix trinity sex arse

Watching perfume: The story of a murderer (2006)

imagine if the matrix sequels had been good
phwoar

UHH I'M CANADIAN I'M SO DARN SENSIBLE OMG IM GONNA CLEAR SOME THINGS UP IM GONNA CORRECT THE RECORDuuuuuuuhhhhhh

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>>218928567
how is that not canon?

>>218928583
do you genuinely believe you're not gay or was that a joke?

Oh he really did not like that one

>>218928631
because i dont like it

>>218928621
watched this as a teen at the cinema with my first gf

Canada doing numbers today
Good lad.

wonder what it would be like if i died and then my mum comes over because she hasnt seen or heard from my in weeks and im just lying here decomposing

>>218928664
reckon your mum would be quite upset

>>218928553
the beeb

>>218928664
be grim i reckon

got nothing good to watch
i need to consoom

new

>>218928590
>>218928590

>>218928642
Me when I'm being annoying on purpose and someone calls me annoying

fancied some young lads when i was at school used to watch them in the changing room and wank off thinking about their little bald bollocks but as an adult i don't fancy fellas at all or young lads thankfully just a regular straight guy

>>218928705
:)

>>218928638
no im not gay I dont find men attractive at all but I've always been obsessed with the idea of sucking a penis so id do it if the opportunity came about but wouldn't seek it out

i deserve to have been born rich

>>218928654
Thats cool I read the book when I was a teenager never seen the film before

>>218928646
it retcons the problem the previous films have with humans as energy sources so I don't mind that so much

>the machines turned to an alternate and readily available power supply:
>The bioelectric, thermal and kinetic energies of the human body.

I can take this kind of previous idea as maybe the humans making an assumption that was wrong

whats wrong with having an AI gf

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>>218928693
Mad that this soyjak is him

dont know what to grow in my greenhouse this year

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>homer bimpson

sometimes wank to cute femboy bums but in reality it would be stinky and gross

>>218928664
would be worse if you still had a dildo hanging out your decaying arse

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>>218928664
stinky
very very stinky

>>218928713
>>218928715
you both are literally gay
i dunno why you're in denial

>>218928737
ganja

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>>218928713

>>218928755
Are you new here?

>>218928767
can't imagine the allotment committee would be too pleased

>>218928713
:/

Sir Bald Bollocks

>>218928713
rorke prayed the gay away

can you pray the gay the other way?

>>218928779
gn night umiphant

im gay for jesus

You’re all a bunch of faggots.

Wonder what hmmlad would make of all this

twenty nine year olds

>>218928824
hmm

>>218928813
can't park there mate

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good to see she's moved on

>>218928835
Riveting stuff

>>218928813
How’d it get there then?

Leftypol listening to Kneecap

boomer niggas be like
>i just watched a porno

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bawling my eyes out ffs
he was my fave

>>218928873
leftypol listening to idles

Not much posts tonight team but just wanted to check in with you. Been at work today and quite tired.

so lads, hows the twitch channel coming along?

>>218928904
how was it otherwise? getting on with the people?

rorke listening to sabrina carpenter

>>218928904
Why do you brag about being friends with paedophiles?

Horrible post that.
Not going to entertain it by giving it a (you).

>>218928893
is he a member of the tribe?

>>218928921
ktim lol x

>>218928904
your dads dead LMAO

Kevin from Home Alone gets ptsd, changes his name to John, marries Jill, gets cancer, drives off a cliff and survives, and becomes Jigsaw as a result

>>218928920
Quite enjoyable really. The social interaction and camaraderie is nice. I would do more hours but I'm scared they will put me back up to 40 a week

reminder that the real EW killed herself during the 4chan outage in april and this imposter just hijacked her trip

rorke listening to dua lipa
leftypol listening to that tranny whatever his name is chappel ron
rasheed listening to nasheeds

>>218928921
Whatever happened to the Brazilian that would spam her pictures here nonstop every day for months a time?

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>>218928927
...yh

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I want to bend her over and lick her asshole.

>>218928935
And your mum's so slow it took her 9 months to make a mistake

>>218928815
gn xoxo

>>218928947
The original Tilde stopped posting years ago, EW is another /britfeel/ tranny called Crona

>>218928978
did he die in agony do you think?

>>218927398
she's talking about her arse

>>218928978
Why are you ignoring me?

I was born with a mediocre sized pecker because 100 years ago my genetically inferior ancestors decided to leave your third world island country. Please apologize.

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>>218927815

>>218928935
No need for that is there

on the subject of animatrix, whats the bleakest 'humans get btfo' story

>>218929034
Threads

>>218929021
trip on freak

>>218929040
thats just generic nuclear war

>>218929034
an episode of Outer Limits cant remember the name

>>218929056
Okay and? That is extremely bleak. Even worse it's realistic.

>>218929034
vivarium is pretty bleak
the killing room
I have no mouth
all tomorrows has some dystopian stuff

should've but bitcoin back in 2010 but i didn't

>>218929071
peng

so that manedelson feller. bit of a bent nonce then eh. what a shocker

>>218929117
Just buy bitcoin 2 when it comes out

A jew mutilated my dick when I was born.

>>218929117
in 10 years you will wish you could have bought something that is happening right now. No idea what that could be though

>>218929133
ill fuckin do it again you bitch

>>218929133
ktim

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>>218929034
aniara

>>218929141
>>218929141
>>218929141

>>218929034
1984

FFS, got so caught up reading philosophy I almost forgot to do my language practice. Thank goodness I remembered to do my musical training early today

>>218929160
doesn't even have an edition

oh that thumbnail sucks

>>218929182
Good enough mate don't be so hard on yourself x

>>218929160
fucks sake

Don't worry lads I've already reported it as spamming/flooding

>>218929199
ty x

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>>218927578
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertiginous_question