>>218930722you could feel free to fuck off? literally no one would miss you and your "fun" posts of bradley walsh, or football, or goonposting to bodycount-mids
>>218930741Meltdown
>>218930741
leftypol's harmless gooncave (just a bit of fun!)rorke's dangerous island
>>218930741>goonposting to bodycount-midsWhy are you so obsessed with this phrase? Nobody knows what you're on about lad
Thoughts on Lucy Letby?
>>218930767
>>218930741what do you want to talk about then
>>218930773Glad she's dead desu
>>218930771why are you so illiterate? It's obvious what it means to anyone with a brain. >>218930773Rotting in prison for life. It lush.
>>218930741no one would miss you if you died you weird little nonce spacker
>>218930741full melty
sufficient time has elapsed to allow me to watch squid game without being affected by hype
>>218930782I'm not the one complaining about the boogeymen posters. You should ask the foreign mongs
Meltdown
>>218930790s e e t h e
>>218930796They all die in the end
>>218930796Everyone but the main fella dies. The old lad sacrifices himself at the end of episode 6
bradley walsh laughing to funny german namesfuck you for ruining this comfy general
>>218930811raped
meltdown
MONG FIGHT!!!!
I knew her. She was actually this deluded. Good times.
>>218930802>mong this mong thatyou stink of /britfeel/ lad
>>218930823seems like you've been raped by me little fella. You seem awfully upset that your precious "fun" general isn't posting the slop you likebradley-walsh-laughing-at-german-names.jpeg
we now go to rorke for his reaction
I'd like to apologise about the recent news of my association with the sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein.I was not party to knowledge of his actions, and only met to discuss gimmick ideas.
>>218930796I think about that with Game of Thrones but I don't really care desu
>>218930839still with the boogeyman huh! Perhaps /r/casualuk is more you speed?
tfw i tried so hardtfw i got so fartfw but in the end it doesn't even matter
just got lobotomised
>>218930814>>218930819you are really mean
>>218930845Get all traditions ended
>>218930774kek
RAPETALITY
Why's bradleyposter having a meltdown again?
I think the worst think about Epstein was the hypocrisy
I think the worst think about Epstein was the shagging kids
>>218930865We are both lying just a little joke Enjoy xx
sean allan better shut it
>>218930878this guy was a real jerk
>>218930865They did you a kindness the show is really really bad
>>218930849the origins of zeidy unveiled
it gets to about 11pm and i have no idea what your lads are ever on about. /brit/ night shift mfs are very strange people
>>218930845i want to see one someday but i understand the movement to ban them
>>218930888omds
The Epstein coverup seems like they're hiding something even worse than a global child rape network desu X files level shit
>>218930900Toil upon the morrow. Only the drinking and druggie neets left
>>218930900It's always this fucking mental
>>218930888why are you on a vpn?
>>218930900just melty posters upset that the general doesnt cater to their gay ass plebbit tastes
>>218930900not on a night shift just unemployed me
i don't care about underage whores
>>218930917>he says, currently in the midst of a melty
>>218930900It's early here x
>>218930888does he live inside a playstation?
i actually am on a night shift
unironically having a meltdown rn
Gotten well fat over the last two months. Need to go the gym tomorrow but I really don't want to
Talk about faggots? How about 'fat Vito' Spatafore?
>>218930933still projecting little lid. Keep saying it and it'll manifestPost some interesting content, you're making the general not "fun"
been snowed in all weekend so ive just been playing zomboid all day every day and ive never felt worse or greasier
>>218930939ktim
fuk u niggas
>>218930912maybe ignorance is bliss
>>218930959just shower and get back to playing.
im a intelectual titan
>>218930947how much?
>>218930975screamed at this post for some reason
>jeff was a minimalistfag
>>218930958It's really easy to tell which posts are yours because you keep saying the same things over and over again, by the way :)
>>218930958yeah lad sorry I find literal nonces having meltdowns for hours then posting cp unfun
>>218930740
>>218930979do you think his willy was normal sized?
>>218930979LET ME GUESS
>>218930978Nearly as fat as my diabetic stepdad. If I can work up the willpower I need to spend at least three hours doing moderate cardio a day next week
janny usually takes down these "hitler" edishes after a while by the way
>>218931010there’s no edish
I don't like 'bradder' avatar
>>218930979sad. i guess they can treat this nowadays to some extent at least
>>218931010I have already reported it
banning traditions is a tradition
>>218930992darn, sherlock over here, and here i was trying to hard to hide it>>218930993darn, you're projecting too. You were the one having a meltdown because the general "used to be fun". Go on, post something interesting, we're all waiting!
>>218931024screaming
>>218931006I lost about 12-13 kilos last year by doing low carb, no working out and not counting calories.Btw getting fat doesn't necessarily mean you will get diabetus.
this thread is made by a discord groomed mexcrement you're deluded if you don't see how far /brit/ has fallen
>>218930988it looks like ai. three ovens, that massive fridge, and all that storage and counter space are a dream though
im the most miserable useless faggot in the united kingdom right now
mi a gwan ave a wank
nan's got fucking dementia lads!!!
>>218931059non brit flags shouldn't be allowed to make threads
>>218931071posted it again award
>>218931059It's been over for a while
>>218931024Your post is breaking the rules
>>218931065no me
just had sex
Don’t be mean to the Australian. Joyless fuck
>>218931082Oh, is it?What are you going to do about it?
>>218931085no its absolutely me im 26 years old its insane
>>218931077runs in the family
>>218931087How long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>218931087can I also smash, it's been a while
>>218931059>>218931081if you don't like it, you know where the door is, sad bastards
>>218931095Calm down I’m just warning you so you don’t get punished
suarez did not have to put it top bins the old fashioned way boxing day fixtures
>>218930665he married a woman who was the adopted daughter of a woman he once dated
>>218931120I'm already ban evading Janitors can suck my fat cock lol
>>218931116I'm taking a stand you nonce freak
>>218931121kenilworth road lovenkrands dog
>>218931127
>>218931132melty
hold your tongue says king henry and all your mournings let them be
It's time lads and lasses
is that what this thread is? foreigners just shouting "nonce" like they're a middle aged hag complaining about men fucking 18 year olds?
ah yes all the freaks come out and start posting at the same time definitely not the timcord raiding again *yawn*
>>218931170yes
>>218931163stop the uk for what?
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
>>218931184just stop itpack it in ffs
>>218931184Forever
>>218931163Finally
rorke having a wank
>>218931170im as english as a wake knot you daft bastid
>>218931190
>>218931201ktim
Remember when people said my sides are in orbit
>>218931210
>>218931210All those oldtroon 4chan phrases are so cringe now lol
>>218931210no I'm very new here
>>218931194not to scale though
oldcunts thought shouting YOU ARE WINRAR!!! was funny
Rorke falling in love with a foreigner which is plummeting his heart into turmoil and disarray as the same laws he votes for will put her visa in danger
>>218931235
I don't think I'm in the least bit homophobic, but when I see two beautiful homosexuals kiss in a film/tv show I wince like I'm looking at maggots eating out someone's eyeballs.Just cannae be looking at it >it's because you're secretly a gaylord lmaoAbsolutely false. Just don't like seeing it. Keep it behind closed doors init.
Some oldfag memes are timeless
>>218931240all he has to do is marry her xx
>>218931238who are you talking to
>>218931235h-he’s big
>>218931260you
>>218931235Stealth aussie made this post.
>>218897180
>>218931266you solved that captcha fast didnt you babe x
In New Zealand they’re taught the English genocided the Māori
>>218931272i dont do them
>>218931210>>218931223>>218931238ishygddt
>>218931271best post of the day
>>218931253https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1769992426879322.webm
>>218931142https://litter.catbox.moe/rr6xe1.mp4
I thought shiny rocks and internet funny money would make me rich.......does anyone know where to buy a length of sturdy rope?
>>218931273Why do Americans always try and educate people about their own country. I didn’t get taught any New Zealand history at all in school
heard Epstein's voice for the first time todayHe sounds like such a stereotypical nasally New York jew lmao For some reason I thought he'd have a bit more of a masculine voice but he sounds like Woody fucking Allen
>>218931235Didn't realize how huge Australia really is wtf
>>218931276hows that?
>>218931303poo
>>218931286Sorry but I'm not clicking that x
>>218931292We’re the stewards of the world and it’s our job to help the lesser peoples
>>218931322It's just oldfag memes
>>218931301they're a hot canada, our mirror twin basically
>>218931328You’re owned by Jewish billionaire pedophiles mate, laughing stock of the world
>>218931339I’m a jew
>>218931334Okay I clicked it an roflcopter'd
>>218931342I can tell by the flag
>>218931342One time I made Challah bread and then french toast with it. Pretty good.
>>218931335Said no one ever
what if rorke was a pigporke
>>218931370sc
>>218931366it's actually kinda true. Both chinese infested, shitlib hellscapes
>>218931366well i just said now didn't i
horke
>>218931301it's really underpopulated for what it is, even if you only count the most lush areas on the east coast there's more land there than all of Germany or the UK >>218931268silence gnome
>>218931110hehehe
>>218931359Got something against us mate?
>>218931292What history were you taught? I'll give you my repetoire >Year 7Tudors, Suffragettes>Year 8Industrial Revolution, Transatlantic Slave Trade>Year 9WW2>Year 10 & Year 11Britain in the 1910s, America in the 1920s, Vietnam War, Cold War>Year 12Late Russian Empire and early USSR (1871-1945), Boer War, Crimea War (1853-56), WW1>Year 13Germany 1871-1945, American Civil Rights (1865-1964)Can't remember Primary but there was definitely the Roman invasion, Ancient Greece & Rome muddled in there - as well as the Tudors againI never once had to learn about the War of the Roses, or 1066 for that matter. Had to do that on my own accord.
>>218931370howlming
please stop reminding me of the size of the earth and world
im listening to midwest emo from stoke on trent
>>218931184i want to get off
>>218931370what if rorke was a icelandic singerbjörke
>>218931377Yeah, and you’re no one. Beat it kid*flicks my cigarette at you*
what if rorke was a storkstorke
>>218931342what kind of jew are you?
I love philosophy in principle but I'm too stupid to understand it in detail. I wish I was smarter
>>218931376
>>218931397ooh it's big! it's proper massive! ooh russia is dead long ooooh!
>>218931384>Primary schoolRomans Egyptians Tudors Victorians evacuees >Year 7Normans and crusades>Year 8Don't remember but probably Tudors>Year 9 Ww1>Year 10 Ww2>Year 11 Cold war>Year 12 and 13Stopped doing history
>>218931384We weren’t taught any history beyond basic shit like pyramids in Egypt and stuff but I liked reading history books anyway so did my own research and got a degree in history in university. The government introduced some New Zealand history curriculums but the new government doesn’t like it and no longer encourages it
>>218931401really like this one
>>218931397honestly it is pretty scary
>>218931408wish i were*
Sir 5inch BWC
>>218931421Did you go to a Māori school
>>218931376In America the perception is that Canada and Britain are the mirror of each other while Australia is the mirror of America
Another wuppa down the hatch. Time for some vidya x
>>218931429Having a proper grasp of my own language would also be nice
>>218931433No, I went to a public school.
got pked on deadman mode and ragequit just now
>>218931384mad how much inconsequential woke nonsense we were talk aboutthey really wanted to drill "british values" into your head young didnt they
>>218931412Can’t be the only one who had to decorate our class like a Victorian era class for a week and not use anything from after that time periodSame with evacuees. The evacuee thing didn’t even make fucking sense considering that evacuees literally came to my town
feel culturally more connected to Australia than Canada.
>>218931450thank you for supporting the british video game industry
>>218931465arent they owned by the chinese now
>>218931384Why are American civil rights taught in British schools
porn is evil and should be avoided
>>218931402yeah? well uhhh
>>218931437Go back to what Australia did during covid and you'll see it's nothing like America
I remember I got 100% in my Year 12 history exam and my history teacher waddled up to me on the first day of Year 13 and said "Didn't you do well!!" and I just shyly went "haha...yeah", and he just glared at me for 5 long seconds before letting me scurry away to class. Only realised months later he was fishing for me to say he was such a great teacher.11 years ago and I still regret that.He was a good teacher and telling him that would have meant the world to him.Oh well.
Used to like horrible histories books but apparently a lot of wrong stuff in those books
chappell roan's got her tits just fully out at the grammys
>>218931478erm
>>218931462We had a victorian day, our school couldn't afford to do it for a week like your literal billionaire school
>>218931462I just remember being really pissed that we didn't learn anything about the actual war and had to do classes about dumb evacuees instead Then I drew swastikas and stick figures battling in my history book (so much that it took up half the page) and that got me a meeting with the headmistress
£200 a month for a cleaner seems too good to be true, they come twice a month as well
Almost uninstalled League of Legends in a drunken rage after being one shot from out of vision by AP Kai’Sa
>>218931408i cant tell if im really too stupid to understand it or its actually meaningless gasbagging that never goes anywhere
>>218931480He was a gimp who still lived with his parents, fuck him
>>218931493brinble
>>218931479It’s more about the people’s behavior and the climate less than what the government does
>>218931481Same, was a bit sad when I realised that. The one all about knights was class, but I guess it was wrong about their armour being too heavy for them to get on their horses and all that.
>>218931472During our contribed black history month (which is in October instead of February btw), more than half the black people we focus on are just Americans. They try to shoehorn Mary Seacole in there of course but it still can't escape its Yank origins.We are the 51st state so much it's embarrassing.
>>218931500>i cant tell if im really too stupidYou are. Welcome to the club
>>218931485ANDITLUSHx
>>218931501Odd outburst
>>218931485Imageboard mate
>>218931495bought an early access game the other night and refunded it in a drunken rage 15 minutes later then bought it again when i sobered up
rorke if he went to an american high school would be called dorke
>>218931520He'd get banned if he posted itThey literally are out lol
>>218931478clean your foot you freak
>>218931520her chebs are alas too out for this boardgot her dress looped through her nip rings the saucy tart
>>218931474Correct
Aussies have their own Italy it seems
>>218931530Googled her tits the other day and saw them, this is nothing special now. Plus she's gay so doing sexual stuff in public is empowering rather than offensive
I actually really like my immigrant mates and don’t want immigrants out but can understand in Europe due to the deeper cultural roots. No deep culture can grow out of colonialism
>>218931485please show me
never met a single person who watches or cares about award ceremonies grammies oscars brits none of them it's all a psyop i reckon
tits, boobs, nipples and chebs
>>218931538>>218931530Next year someone will simply turn up fully naked with their fanny out and all
have a giant pimple on my arse and I'm supposed to see a girl (with potential for intercourse) on Tuesday eveningadvice lads?
if you work more than 0 hours a week lower your tone when talking to me
>>218931548Your great-great-granddad was a thief or something lol
>>218931557Good point
>>218931557I watched it when Ricky Gervais was hosting.
>>218931554google it you vile slug
>>218931557Most people here are failed normies who also don’t watch it but find out because they sculk around social media all day
>>218931562she literally wont care if she likes you
>>218931562why would she see your arsepotential for pegging?
>>218931566Nah Australia is more the criminal stock, it was much less of a thing here. Most early immigrants were young families and working men
>>218931562ask her to pop it for you
>>218931562She won't see itIf you're really worried just keep the lights low
>>218931562Screaming I literally had to pop one today cause I’m seeing a lass today for a shag. Reckon I’ll just not let her see the arris. However you should get some pimple patches. They actually work ngl
>>218931572failed normies yet still keep all their normie opinions and worldview. Kinda sad tbqh
>>218931562Girls usually like to pop them but that's when you are in a relationship. No idea how to get rid of it, check online maybe.
>>218931586um
Have a really hairy back, but if a curse this, can’t wax it myself, there is no acceptance movement, bloody grim
>>218931586genuinely disgusting and satanic
>>218931562pop it. dissolve a couple of uncoated aspirins in plain yogourt and put it on the area like a mask for 10 minutes in the am and pm. the aspirin will help with redness and swellingmain thing is you want it to be flat so she can't feel it
JANNYHES POSTED THE CHEBS
>>218931564Wagies have been in bed for 2+ hours m8.
women are disgusting
>>218931606Just say you're gay mate it's alright
>>218931586genuinely grim
>>218931548midwit using an anecdote instead of data to understand the full picture >yeah i have a sound black neighbor they're all surely fine because of that
Other day we were saying /brit/ is dead but now it’s the same level of activity as the daytimeWtf lads
>>218931627I like em, simple as. Hope that helps x
never the ones with big old knockers is itare there even any pop stars with big tits these days since katy perry skellied herself? what's the fucking point?
i'll never understand how people have issues with pimplesfor me it was always pop them and they just go away shortly after. wahts the issue
>>218931586
>>218931639Billie Eilish
>>218931630Meltymongs burnt themselves out earlier
>>218931638yeh helps me confirm you're a big dummy
>>218931641Some morons genuinely think you just need to pop it and that’s it. What you actually need to do is pop it, clean the pus off, squeeze it and then apply a face cleanser (unless it’s your arse I guess)
>>218931656Caring about appearing intelligent is some mid wit shit. Follow my heart me, more of a feeler
>>218931647forgot about that because she dresses like 50 centshe should be the one with her chebs out, let chappell roan wear massive t-shirts and do-rags
>>218931647She should post tits ASAP
>>218931648dunno, you and the aussie mong are still here screeching
>>218931548>No deep culture can grow out of colonialismFalse
>>218931673>>218931678Highly agree. Only thing Chapell should expose is her ample buttocks.
Why don’t old famous blokes dress slutty at awards shows too.
What if instead of New Zealand it was poo peeland
luv him so much
The Pitcairn Islands were empty until like 5 English mutineers kidnapped a bunch of Tongan women and started a big sex colony on the islands Some English pulled up later and were like you’re alright mate we’ll leave you alone lol
>>218931708sometimes they do
>>218931701Not interested in that Chapell bird but Billie should post them yesterday.
Pooknighted condom
>Justin Bieber and his wife, Hailey Bieber, wore anti-ICE pins to this year's Grammy Awards.
>>218931725that island is a big paedo ring
>>218931727Cor, would kiss and hold hands with him x
>>218931740Bet the weather is lovely though
>>218931725seen the film with clark gable and charles laughton good film that
>>218931734powerful
>>218931734why though
oh my DAYS
filtered through the heather
>>218931730Right well that’s not on
>>218931771Leftypol's hero
>>218931771Helperlad on holiday
crypto is overI'm fucking ruined
>>218931757>tfw ywn have a harem of sun-kissed polynesian babes
>>218931771ffs
>>218931770
>>218931771SCREAM>>218931781Also thought this
Clark Gable was a wanker
>>218931771
>>218931784
SIR Stephen HawkingAnd you’d do well to remember it.
>>218931771me on my sun lounger mangled at 11am in benidorm
that's the last bottle
>>218931681>>218931681>>218931681NEW
>>218931803looks lit the zesty foden facescreaming
>>218931824Maaaaate
>>218931824Right well that’s not the new that’s sean allan naked
>>218931824
accidentally clicked on it am i going to prison
>>218931835sc
>>218931837Nothing illegal it’s just swedes being freaks as always (they should be rangebanned)
>>218931837yh
>>218931835LOL
Gonna end my night on a high note Have fun lol
>>218931874I win again
wtf man
>>218931874Have a good one lad, see you in a bit
>>218931878>>218931878>>218931878
>>218931874after a night of being wrecked by me, mongboy? Nope
FAKE NEW AGAIN DONT CLICK WTF
it’s the real new you can post in it guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSIZzcV2ksdoing a watch
>>218931732can tell she wears the trousers in relationship oozes it
